>30 minutes of pointless ape scene

>>5 minute black screen intro
Did you watch it on mute?

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How did Kubrick get the apes to do what he wanted? Was he just that good?

>>87257264
anon those were human in ape costumes

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>>87257183
>Doesn't understand film is a visual medium.

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>>87257183

>>87257297
also known as niggers

The ape scene is actually like 7 minutes.
You don't watch that movie for ACTION and XPLOSIONS.

>>87257299
>visual medium means a movie will not have any plot, any acting , writing to it.

Its called medium for a reason. If i wanted a documentary i would watch one.

>>87257395
it is 25 minutes.

>>87257395
It's literally 45 minutes long

>>87257183
>5 minute black screen intro
its the monolith. and as you the viewer stare at the monolith you are supposed to touch your TV screen. you didnt do it did you?

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So Snapchat stole their logo from this flick?

>>87257395
it's like 2/3 of the movie

>>87257258
you fucking imbecile

please never post on this website again

>>87257395
it is like %99 of movie

>throws a bone in the air
>horrible jump cut
>next thing - spaceship
is there like an hour of the movie missing here or what?

>>87257395
it is literally 4/5 quarter of movie

the scene were Dave has to change a lightbulb in space and it takes him 25 minutes to get there makes me ill, that breathing is just too much.

>>87257395
Thats like 0.52% of the movie

>muh there was nothing like this before
>so it must be best sci-fi ever created.

visuals are still standing up but it is not best sci-fi not even remotely close.

just a good visual documentary thats it.

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>>87257482
>>87257520
>>87257580
>>87257624
>>87257675
>>87257844
Damn, I love /tv/

Only people pretend to like this movie are art student wanna be kids.

prove me wrong

>>87257183
>OP immediately outs himself as a hopeless pleb
Embarrassing

>>87257346
Beat me to it.

>>87257395
>You don't watch that movie for ACTION and XPLOSIONS.
Ah yes, the ever classic "you just don't understand fine art *tips fedora*" """"""""argument"""""""".
Kindly drink bleach.

>>87257529
What?

It's slow, and has aged noticeably because of it, but the main thing to take away fro.this now are the numerous iconic shots and moments that continue to inspire filmmakers today.

Yeah, the pacing is way too slow by today's standards

>>87257432
>movies aren't whatever the director wants them to be

>>87257183
It's okay if you didn't like it. There's no reason to get mad because of it.

>>87257183
>pointless

This is bait.

>>87257183
it tackles many ideas -though maybe not in too much depth- without using words, and you don't get visuals this good and this level of detail from any director

>>87257346
They were actually a troupe of mimes. Like, those are apparently a thing.

The flick is just an overdrawn leadup to a punchline not worth the 3 hours special effects showcase spent.

>>87257529
That's Bell Telephone, now part of AT&T.

>>87257183
2010 was better.

>>87259492
>without using words
You get the same from a silent film though. It's nothing new

>>87259603
fashion is a cycle

>>87259602
2012 was better

>>87259824
>no Roy Scheider
No thank you.

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>>87257346
when I clicked on this thread I was wondering how many posts it would take before someone said something racist

honestly 6 is more than I thought.

>>87257264
Telekinesis

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>>87257183
enjoy beautiful korea. im sure the war will be great times.

>>87257183
Boring? Sure. Bad movie? Fuck no.

>>87257183
Boring is not a valid argument, it only says what your mood was while watching the film.
Same as saying "it was fun", that does not indicate anything about the actual quality of the film whatsoever.