Is Tomb Raider going to be the next big chickflop?
>>87254354
It was doomed the moment Dyelicia Sticcander was cast
>musclefags pretending Lara Croft should look like their manfus
How can I get a gf like that?
too short
>~2000
>website that lists all the models trying to be the new face for Lara
>11/10s to a 10 year-old, Rhona Mitra and my first look at sexy cosplay
>2017
>Lara is a chestlet fridge
>Tomb Raider isn't about a dominant badass treasure hunter anymore
I'd rather have part 3 with Angelina tbf
>>87255272
This
>>87254354
The first two were big box office successes. Lara Croft is not a femwashed male character. This one could succeed too.
Lara Croft needs to be maliciously abused. She needs to be beaten to within and inch of her worthless life and then raped horrendously before being used as the pathetic cumdumpster she is.
>>87255543
DELET
>>87255611
HORSE
>>87254354
fake tits?
>>87255684
>>87255819
No.
>>87255888
>tattoos
>>87255888
cool. Thats a pretty impressive rack for a muscle girl then. Nice. Ill jerk off to her later
>>87255968
They'll be fake - muscle increases your testosterone and that absolutely melts away any breast tissue. That and to get any sort of muscle as a girl requires pinning test.
Literally the only way to have any breast and be muscular as a girl would be to have J cups before starting - and even then they'll end of saggy.
>>87255888
>Ripped
>Still having big tits
Toppest kek
>>87256553
The guy who designed the first 3D model of Lara wanted her to have smaller tits but they made him make her tits bigger. I saw that in some documentary.
>>87255164
The fuck is wrong with you? Are you a misogynist? This is a more enlightened era, and objectifying women is for savage, low races like whites.
>>87254354
as long as there is a scene where she steps on my balls it will never flop
>>87256506
well she's not massive like some muscle girls that clearly juice.
She could be NATTY but her tits probably aren't
>>87256506
It's all but impossible to be into musclegirls and be a titsman at the same time.
>>87255611
>ywnbctdbhl
>>87255164
can this Mature Female act? Id like to see her in an empowering movie
maybe Batgirl directed by Refn
i bought the game for 5 bucks on steam and it's shit. why was this game so praised?
>>87255888
>>87255835
>>87255611
she better do porn.
>>87256734
>Batgirl
>>87255835
More.
>>87254354
>current year
>not casting an Asian man in the role
>>87256926
>me on the left
>>87256926
>>87256926
Me on the left
>>87257025
>me on the right
>>87256749
Because an iconic action heroine is now vulnerable and afraid!
>>87257091
Horrifying
>>87257091
>DONT STARE DONT STARE DONT STARE DONT STARE DONT GET A BONER STOP IT DICK STOP IT
>>87257091
mirin those delts
>>87257091
Imagine this muscular bitch just grabbing the weak shit behind her and shoving him in the locker room and just sucking his limp dick for hours until he finally gets a pathetic erection and then having him fuck her in the cunt. Amazing.
>>87257163
Imagine her grabbing his entire head in her right hand, shoving him down to the floor, and sitting on his face, grinding her pussy and ass all over him, leaving him in a puddle of cum and feces.
This is how I want to die.
>>87257019
>>87257325
Should I feel gay for wanting to fuck her?
>>87257150
>>87257325
This is wierd, I think I dont like it.
>>87257380
Lower right pic me in the back, blue shirt
>>87254354
>google image search
>Results: Female
gee thanks
>>87257363
Short answer: yes.
>>87257465
So wanting to rail a trap is not gay?
>>87254354
Cgi/shop?
>>87257363
>should I feel gay for wanting to fuck an alpha female
>>87257020
You jest /pol/ie but they actually made up a character to cast a chinese dude and completely erased the co-lead, aka damsel in distress, from the game that was japanese.
>>87257535
Also gay.
>>87257438
Alyssa Loughran
>>87257648
What have we become?
>>87257363
You shouldn't feel as bad as me, because I'd rather her just smother me or sit on me until she crushes my skull in.
>>87257777
nice quads
Jessica Biel is fine, but you are extremely gay if you're sexually attracted to women who are very muscular.
>>87257786
iktf
>>87255272
Lmao this desu
>>87257896
>you are extremely gay if you're sexually attracted to women
>>87256671
nice bait ill answer anyway
>muslims literally rip womens clits off and stone them to death for almost no reason
>blacks make a living "singing" about how women are nothing but meat
>blacks are notorious for not raising their children
>almost 90% of single american mothers slept with a black man
>>87257647
Those thighs are gross
>>87255381
Angie has become a chestlet too m8
overly muscular women are the equivalent of obese women
you have shit taste
>>87255543
Who hurt you, senpai?
>>87257768
thanks my FriendlyAnon
>>87257363
No. That's your subconscious desire to produce strong, alpha children. Two alpha parents is better than one.
>>87255543
Jeez, just use cheat codes already.
>>87258025
>a woman in prime fitness is the same as an obese land whale
How can one man be so wrong
>>87257989
That's what I mean. I'd rather see a movie about over the hill Lara than NuRaider.
>when you see a musclegirl's "tits" without a sports bra
>>87257967
...who are very muscular, yes.
>>87255164
>Dyelicia
>>87258025
Muscular women have to train like hell even with steroids to get where they are. Obese women just have to eat and do nothing else. World of difference in character.
>>87258096
The girl on the right has some seriously unfortunate tits.
>>87258132
define "very"
>>87255611
fake tits tho
>>87257363
I don't understand this
>Fuck BOYS WITH DICKS that look like girls
Not gay
> Fuck girls with muscle but still have a vagina(and an ass)
Gay.
You all really need to get your priorities straight(no pun intended).
>>87257975
It's because her calfs and legs are too small. Bad genetics perhaps? Or she did squats wrong.
>>87257768
>Alyssa Loughran
peak female
>>87255164
Stephanie is so hot
>>87258064
>prime fitness
excessively muscled girls are often as barren as death valley
>>87258482
>(and an ass)
Fag
>>87258387
they seem fine to me
>>87254354
>women with muscles
>>87258637
yes
Be reasonable, you closet homos
>>87258273
She's good.
>>87258482
>>87258625
They're both gay.
>>87258753
>>87258645
when will muscle girls go mainstream and be put in capeshit ??
>>87258932
When we demand it.
>>87258566
Just bad symmetry. If she trained her calves and went easy on her thighs and hamstrings even a little bit her legs would look moor aesthetically pleasing.
>thinking its """gay""" to want a massive musclebound woman to hold you down while she fucks your ass with her monster strapon
Sad!
>>87258932
when we get rid of all the normies
>>87257148
>thinking that is attractive
You're a legit faggot.
>>87258932
this >>87259075
we need a twitter campaign. suggest hashtags.
>>87258273
plz gib name.
>>87259655
Carriejune Anne Bowlby
muscular asian girls are my fetish
>>87259477
#GirlMuscles or something that looks empowering towards females to cover for the fact that its guys with a fetish
>>87258637
I'd like a Shadman version of this with a dick
>>87259477
#EquallyBuff
>>87259702
You're a kind man.
>>87257975
>>87258566
>>87259094
t.homos
here proportions are fine
>>87260028
>>87260454
imagine her overpowering you and crushing your dick between those thighs... omo
>>87260028
My nigga
>>87260078
This more or less. Wish I was creative enough to make a good suggestion.
I fucked 2 NPC physique girls
>Hot when in shape
>in off season they are kinda just fat looking
>They smell like protein farts all the fucking time
>Acne on delts and ass because of the drugs
>Really conceded and get 3000 dickpics a day on their instagrams
>Only talk about fitness and diet. No personality or other hobbies
>Spend $900 on a bikini with some crystals on it for competition, then complain always broke
Its not worth it m8s. I'm more attracted to normies now with big butts.
>>87260028
Fucking A.
>>87255835
The lower part of her body basically looks like a penis.
>literally hundreds of fit goddesses available for the role
>cast 5ft5 stick
Why!?
>>87260690
>conceded
>>87260690
Regardless of your experience how did you get them interested in you? Is it any different from any other woman?
>>87255611
sweet jesus yes
Look at those milky jugs, those round legs, those wide hips, look at those muscles. The new Lara Croft is looking T H I C C.
>>87261267
my dream body
t. 71 year old female
>>87261077
Be athletic, have money, or have connections.
Really depends on their level and goals. They will use anyone who can get them more popular, meaning coaches, photographers, judges, etc.
I know a girl that was engaged and would fuck old man judges to place better.
They are all desperate for free shit so if you are connected with anything they might see value in you.
However a lot will just flirt to get what they want, and never actually bang you. I work for a supplement company and I tell people I choose who gets sponsorships even though I am just a sales rep - I lie because they lie. I ask to train together and go to the gym, get close, then I might get lucky.
Once you don't give them what they want, they move on pretty quick looking for someone else to use. Just be aware most fitness industry people are fake as fuck.
>>87257325
>tfw i imagine battle fucking muscular bitches like this and winning despite their superior musculature and fitness
this is the truly meaning of conquest
>>87261415
So you're saying that if I just want to pump and dump to cross off a box on my to-do list just be useful for long enough to get her to the next connection?
So be rich, be connected, and/or be fit. Hm. I'm reasonably middle class but not connected.
> be fit
> sadfrenchhorn.mp3
>>87260236
I like this one
@joss pls make sure your #batgirl is #EquallyBuff to men in comic book flicks. #impeachtrump
>>87260516
she's probably 5ft tall, she's not gonna overpower anyone ever
>>87259477
cute bicep
>>87262076
she can overpower sticc grills
>>87262046
This is perfect
Tweet him with this pic >>87256926
and post results
>>87260900
Sauce?
>>87258849
This desu
>>87255835
>>87257325
>>87257647
FYI her name is Bakhar Nabieva and she was at one point a camgirl and has admitted on cam to roids being the reason her voice became deep.
https://www.instagram.com/bakharnabieva/?hl=en
Say what you will about nuLara but she is both beautiful and has a fucking awesome ass...>>87261267 dis bitch looks like a boy.
>>87262046
The only 'buff' Batgirl has been Cassandra Cain, the rest are the kind of waif bitch Whedon loves.
>>87262374
Kim Ji Hyun
>>87263116
Thank you.
>>87262698
Reminder to everyone else that this Anon thinks >>87261267 is a beautiful woman.
>>87255164
I assume you meant wasn't
>>87263315
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
>>87262765
We'll batgirl isn't huge like SheHulk or power girl but she would be in pretty decent shape though (instead of being a skinny teen)
>>87255611
She does look like an early PS1 game character, but with hairy man arms.
>>87263315
Who this?
>>87255164
>swNsoyf and bully you
;_; jdimsatbh
>>87254354
yeah, because they had it right the first time around with Angelina Jolie but now they decided to cast a fridge instead of a voluptuous female.
>>87258645
Imagine owning a piece of clothing that was just a neck hole and two short sleeves.
>>87258932
When the majority of the male population turn gay.
>>87263315
Welcome. And thank you for *that* pic. Fuck... What's her name again?
>>87258637
>tfw she doesn't do cosplay anymore
>>87254354
first movies only made dosh because of Jolie's glorious fake tits and putting her ass in tight form fitting clothing
Vikander is cute and maybe even talented, but she is not an actress who attracts crowds
>>87263591
Yeon Woo Jhi
>>87263752
So soon then?
>>87263859
Thanks senpai
She's a goddess
>>87263801
>she will never smash your nuts with that bat
>>87263696
she pulled the shirt up to show off her tits you retard
>>87263846
>Jolie's glorious fake tits
You're fucking retarded or underage if you think that. Have you seen Hackers or Gia?
>>87263792
You're welcome.
>>87263859
>>87264052
when Tombraider movie first cam out yes I was younger and thought her fake tits were fucking glorious, the marketing at the time knew what it was fucking doing
Cass would be the perfect Lara but she lacks tits
>>87264368
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNGHHHHHHHH GOOD GOD
>>87264444
digits
>>87264514
that's too muscly even for me bruh, you're just straight up gay
>>87264582
I go where my dick points.
>>87264582
I like muscles and I like pussy but I hate dicks. Men like us exist.
Who knows why? I grew up surrounded by very tall confident and domineering women so it must have been seared into my psyche somehow.
>>87257091
me on the right
>>87264514
>>87264780
Face isn't cute enough.
>>87264780
needs a paperbag
>>87264883
a paperbag over her entire body
>>87260028
THIS
korean female body builders are patrician tier
How to get a /fit/ strong amazon gf?
>>87265037
just b urself
>>87264989
Perfect
>>87265037
pure luck
>tfw dated a /fit/ girl with THICC thighs through tinder
>>87264989
the face doesn't match the body, it's not that the face isn't cute, because it is, it's just it doesn't do it for me on that body
>>87265280
could she lift more than you? did she make fun of you for it? asking for a friend
>>87264989
Literally an anime tomboy
has anyone ever had an experience with a /fit/ girl suggesting through some kind of opposites attract/freudian subconscious desire that they might be into chubby fellas?
>>87265353
>could she lift more than you?
yes. Im skinny, but not weird skinny, and she was just naturally strong on top of working out. Her brother was built like a brick shit house and he never worked out a day in his life. We would wrestle all the time and she would laugh at the fact that she could pin me with her thighs so easily. I asked her to squeeze me head with them once and in like 2 seconds I felt like I was about to die, it wasnt sexy at all for me and it doesnt live up to the fantasy at all. Sometimes when I was laying on the floor, she would walk over me and stuff. Her calf muscles felt like fucking rocks when she flexed them
>>87265280
>tfw used to date pic related when she was on var
>tfw I got to see her grow bigger and bigger every week
>tfw she knew about my fetish
>tfw she would wear clothes that didn't fit anymore and tease me
Best sex I ever had.
>>87265505
>We would wrestle all the time and she would laugh at the fact that she could pin me with her thighs so easily. Sometimes when I was laying on the floor, she would walk over me and stuff.
>>87265535
>Best sex I ever had.
this to.
>tfw I used to bury my face in her sweaty crotch after she worked out, feeling her big thick hot thighs holding my head in place
she was such a champ for doing all sorts of weirdo fetish shit for me.
>>87254354
Who owns these tits?
>>87255611
Hiding those beautiful freckles under that layer of shit.. Why do they do it bros?
>>87255611
Have never seen chest freckles before but it's arousing
>>87265866
>tfw she knew I wanted a bicepjob but wouldn't give me one until she was "big enough"
>tfw she "made" me measure her bis after her first cycle
>tfw 15.8
I almost came when she flexed.
>>87257768
>Alyssa Loughran
Holy tits
ITT: Patricians
>>87266301
Agreed.
>>87259110
>her monster strapon
>not her throbbing elephant cock
Do you actually kiss men?
If WW can be skinny with no muscles so can lara
>>87258742
>being a fag
>>87266301
just to make sure you are aware:
if you find this attractive you ARE gay
>>87266634
getting pegged by a musclegirl while holds you down and calls you her sissy bitch and she laughs at your tiny locked penis is straight.
getting fucked by a real cock is gay.
>>87266301
word
>>87267091
>word
has pedro fucked you today already?
>>87257380
look at all that roid acne
>>87267144
im a grill
>>87262230
DOne and done. Hope some more of my fellow 4chanians follow suit
What about Celeste Bonin?
>>87266911
Nah brah I like pussy.
>>87267321
Did he respond?
>>87267347
search "Kaitlyn WWE leaked" on pornhub
>>87258849
she thicc but flabby neds more gym
>>87260236
>>87262046
>>87262230
EVERYBODY DO THIS
Needs moar webms
>>87257163
>>87257250
I need to get off this website.
>>87267909
Ill post it here If he does. Joss is probably busy promising young actresses a leading Role in his upcoming crap fest
>>87268237
>>87268339
Illyne is forever my Lara.
>>87268300
Thank you senpaitachi. Did you get any retweets or likes? Exposure is what matters. Maybe we should throw a feminist hashtag in the mix.
>>87268413
>>87268581
>>87268496
Id add some feminist types who might care about this crap but don't know any
>>87257968
going to provide statistics for your last claim about single mothers, misogynist?
Do you think Vikander can take the Fassdick
>>87268496
Should hit up Gal Gadot and Patty Jenkins too.
>>87268673
>5kg
am I reading this right lmao?
>>87269544
Yes. You build tone with repetition and low weights allows max reps. Put another way she very likely is much stronger than what you see but she's not strength training.
>>87268151
some absolute madman made a /co/ thread about it
>>87269715
>Yes. You build tone with repetition and low weights allows max reps. Put another way she very likely is much stronger than what you see but she's not strength training.
adding to this:
she might start with higher weights and continously reduce the weight the more sets she has done. e.g. her starting weight is like 20 kg and she gradually reduces it with each set down to 5 kg.
>>87269544
she looks good tho
>>87258932
1. fitness girls are all short as fuck.
2. They cant act
>>87270315
>acting
>CapeShit
Would rather a woman who knows martial arts but they dont exist anymore outside of Ching Chong Kung Fu movies anymore. Cynthia Rothrock is too old to do any more action movies
Why is it that all Tomb Raider threads are a gathering spot for /roid/fags?
New gen Lara from the game is actually cute, athletic without being a bulked up gym monster and likeable.
But instead they give nobody what they want and we end up with a fridge instead
Why should I even bother?
>>87270315
> short as fuck
Tragically true for probably 90% of them.
>>87270440
>/roid/fags
rude
>>87254354
holy shit dem abs
>>87270315
>>87270560
This one is 4'11 and she warms up with my max for curls.
>>87270605
>>87270440
As a guy who's all about musclegirls I am loving this thread but it's true that Lara Croft simply is not bulky but rather fit and athletic. At least we can agree that she was woefully miscast either way.
>>87270759
>>87270819
Goldmine of a thread
>>87270869
>>87270568
I guess I could try play nice an apologize...
I'm just a bit tired of this thing that Lara needs to be bulky
Look, I get it, everyone's got their thing
But what this anon says >>87270780
That's my point. I'd much prefer a fit and athletic qt than what we got.
>>87260454
>>87260516
imagine her grabbing you and thrusting her throbbing cock down your peehole again and again until she nuts in your balls
>>87270994
Yeah it's just sad that they didn't cast someone that looks like nu Lara. She's athletic enough and has tits.
>>87270917
>>87271268
>>87271309
>>87263846
Angelina Jolie didnt have fake tits back then you subhuman imbecile.
Watch that movie with Ethan Hawke, its got some plentiful takes featuring those glorious tiddies before they got removed.
>>87270900
yw
we have a muscle girl thread on /s/
>>87270031
Deleted.
>>87270900
>>87271434
Is this how musclefags are created? Are you going to be one more faggot spamming steroid sluts all over /tv/?
>>87271921
Yes. Enjoy.
>>87257856
best type of /fit/ woman desu
>>87271921
what he said >>87272063
>>87272687
@wynteraddams
Her bf posts on /fit/
Honestly what's the point of lifting?
Say you do it for maybe 10-15 years, get ripped, sacrifice tons of nights with friends drinking and just eating whatever so you can make your macros/bulk/cut or whatever. Then after that you find someone, become happy, don't really feel the need to work out, start to lose everything you've gained and by the end of it what's the point? Sure you might be healthier than the average anon, but you just wasted 1/5 your life on just lifting stupid weights.
>>87273017
>you find someone
fuck that shit nigga
>>87273017
That's why you don't lift exclusively for girls you dumb faggot.
>>87268151
Kek.
I tried but I'm blocked.
>>87272716
Sauce?
>>87261267
this is even worse than cunnyposting
>>87273396
Lauren Findley
>>87255164
>Dyelicia Sticcander
kek
>>87257380
Over developed shoulders look shit on men and look fucking retarded on women bet her clit is like a dick.
>>87274288
pleb
>>87257380
Hnnnnnnnnng
>>87268581
yo what the fuck is taht luna lovegood?
>>87257091
>closet case musclefags
POST FEMININE LARA
I have a file relevant to this thread... Where was it? Oh yes, quite right! Here you go chaps
>>87261267
>Hey Chaim remember how our cousins the layer and the judge told us not to fuck underage boys who we bribe with movie parts because they can't cover our ass after 500+ cases?
>oy vey dont remind me, what is it
>i've found the perfect solution!
>>87274809
Michelle Gavin
>>87254354
These muscles are impractical and for decoration. Anybody defending this retarded kind of body cult is a fucking retard.
>>87274959
>>87255888
>tattoos
I like going to /fit/ too but none of this gay shit is sexy.
>>87278547
Does anyone else think elizabeth hurley should have been the first tomb raider?
>>87278672
She was too old even back then.
>>87278668
This is as far as it should go.
>>87257091
>>87257380
jesus christ
>>87278851
/deltporn/
>>87278949
my nigga
>>87279018
>>87279120
>>87268673
that's 10kg right? two plates?
>>87279196
Lads seriously I'm all for there being something for everyone but fuck me I seriously don't see how anyone straight can be aroused muscle women. It's the most unfeminine thing I've ever seen.
>>87279338
>>87279368
Same.
>>87279513
>>87255315
pls respond
giv muscle gf
>>87279368
its for betas who were teased/beaten by girls in highschool.
They develop a dominance complex where they want to be overpowered. Like how guys who were abused as kids become gay
THESE "WOMEN" ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING AND YOU'RE ALL CLOSET FAGGOTS WHO WANT TO SUCK ON THEIR MASSIVE CLITS WHICH ARE BIGGERS THAN YOUR OWN COCKS!!!FACT!!! https://youtu.be/Ac7b4T5kF74
>>87255164
>>87258645
stephanie who?
>>87279623
based giv poster
>>87279368
>>87279769
It's too much. It's all good that these gals have amazing commitment to peak fitness but it still doesn't change the fact that the more muscle you put on, the more masculine you look.
>>87279645
I just like muscles, I lift because I like having them and I like women who have them.
>>87279689
Stephanie Sanzo
>>87280086
thanks senpai
>>87280084
Chocolate goddesses make me diamonds
>>87258096
DELET THIS
>>87258849
>eni
>>87279623
you're late based giv poster
>>87279645
Or it's just a fetish. No need to look too deep into it. Some guys like feet. Some guys like fat chicks. Some like latex. We like muscle.
>>87280536
Kortney Olson face reminds me of Jennifer Carpenter.
>>87278738
>36 when it came out
I didn't know. She looked pretty good in austin powers though.
>>87261695
You deserve this (You)
>>87280784
This
New thread?
>>87266634
wait is kissing men gay?
>>87255611
get that overrated bicth out of here
>i'm 100% natural guys ^,^
>gets called on her bolted implants
>e-everyone k-knows that! i meant my f-fit body!
>The disgusting vanity in these freaks' eyes
Disgusting.
>>87283296
Forgot to quote?