>Get new high paid job where you are respected and your boss

No, they were just redpilled about marriage.

>>87243324

To be fair, Barts school situation alone was reason enough to leave. While he obviously needed some help getting an actual start in school, his actual problem was that he was bored by school while his parents neglected his education not that he was stupid. Sticking him in the stupid room and slowing him down even more would have just made his problems even worse.

>Bart was put into a situation that would have made him shape up because Bart is actually intelligent but misspends his time and shit, being with retards and future criminals that annoy him would have made him shape up

>Lisa had allergic reactions to things that millions of people do; solved simply by medication

>Marge could have taken up a hobby or done something else instead. There's literally episodes on her not being able to 'cope' (the breakdown episode where Home loses Maggie, the Sharie Bobbins one and a few others)

I don't get it, I really don't. It's what stopped the episode being GOD LIKE had they made some completely unsolvable problems, it'd have been good. Still one of (if not the) favourite/best episodes.

>>87243397
>hire tutor with new job money
problem solved

He should have divorced Marge.

>>87243397
>Yeah, my stupid kid was sent with the slow kids.
>Better quit my six figures job so he can go back to his shitty public school.
Would be better for the family if he becomes a neet living off his rich dad.

>>87243324
>out of touch with our economic situation?

Yeah, most people tend to be out of touch with the future.

>boss is a super villain on his way out

cmon guys, don't ignore the elephant in the room

>>87243397
Bart is fucking stupid m8. He belonged in that autism class.

>>87243503
>on his way out
>took over the East Coast at the end of the episode
???

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>>87243503
I don't get it? Are you talking about Petunia the Elephant?

>>87243496
It wasn't the 50's when you just go to any company, talk to the manager, shake his hand and start working next monday. Economy and the job market were shit in the 90's.

>>87243324
Anyone else find it weird that Hank Scorpio is easily one of the most popular one-off characters in the entire series and yet they've never brought him back?

>>87243605
At the end he was fighting off the US government, not sure he survived

>>87243722
The US government couldn't even kill Osama successfully, what the fuck makes you think they'd have killed Hank Scorpio?

>>87243432

Perhaps in theory, but the school didn't handle it in a way that would have caused them to do that. They just labeled him a slow learner and then his parents accepted that and the school would have told them how well Bart is doing by the relative standards of a retard. not something that is good when the problem is that the child isn't clearly just not being motivated by the adults around him to study and being given challenging material.

>>87243605
The movie should have brought him back as the villain

>>87243837
They probably would have ruined him, unless they could somehow do it in a way where he's the villain but Homer is still completely unaware of it.

>>87243837
Then it would have been a Bond movie not a Simpsons movie.

>>87243516

Everything else in the show tells me that Bart is smart and creative but not motivated to educate himself in a formal sense. His stupidity isn't the result of innate lack of talent, just a mind that isn't trained properly. He's constantly coming up with new ways to entertain himself and can do great things if he's motivated. He could be a great business man or even a decent engineer with proper discipline. Rather than growing up to be a wreckling ball operator, he probably could have gone far as a demolition expert.

>>87243867
Now that would be kino

>>87243994
Street smart vs book smart

I know you guys get hung up by the subtleness of gags like Sneed's Feed and Seed but do you really not get that that was the joke?

When Marge decides to drink ONE GLASS of Wine and Ominous music plays the joke is that they're freaking out over nothing. Homer should have stayed with Hank but hey the reality is its a sitcom and things have to reset to status quo.

>>87243605
americucks cant even kill Assad lmao.

>>87244029
That only shows it's impossible to make women happy.

>>87243324

Reminds me of Chuck leaving his job at the Fuck And Suck

Now it's Sneed's, Sneed's Feed And Seed

>>87244029
>Homer should have stayed with Hank

>Homer should have worked for a terrorist

>>87243588
What's Petunia's role in the Chuck and Sneed lore?

>>87243605
If I remember it correctly the antagonist in the Simpsons movie was supposed to be Scorpio but then they changed it because they realized it didn't make sense to have Scorpio hate Homer now.

It makes sense because they're both voiced by Albert Brooks and its Brooks voicing the characters really similarly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zQ55S-DJsM

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>>87244353
A supervillian who has the East Coast. Better than an ordinary one like Burns.

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>>87243324

reminder, sneed poster is an underage spammer

>>87244392
>yfw you realize this is probably how Trump makes decisions

>>87243548
He didn't take over East Coast at the end of the episode, the newspapers were old.

>>87244570
What are you talking about?
>Project Arcturus couldn't have succeeded without you. This will get you a little closer to that dream of yours. It's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start. Drop me a line if you're on the East Coast, Hank Scorpio.

>>87243397
Marge could have homeschooled Bart with the spare time she had, and Lisa could get allergy injections or just eat some local honey to adapt to the local fauna.

>>87244605
I guess you're right, i first saw the episode as a kid and thought back then that the newspapers were from the time the Simpsons weren't in Springfield and were actually on the East Coast with Hank, and that him taking over East Coast meant all that was happening in the episode

>>87244450
remember false flag sneed poster is an underage spammer

>>87244693
>eat some local honey to adapt to the local fauna
Does that work? I never heard of that before.

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What's marges problem anyway?
>Cleans for about 30 mins
>cooks for 30 mins which all of the time is pork chops with apple sauce
>takes care of a retard baby which gets silenced by putting in the crib
Because shes cute? or chucks?

>>87244778
Lisa is suffering allergies to plants that are flowering, that is, emitting pollen. Bees manufacture honey from this pollen. Eating it immunizes your to the allergens.

>>87244908
Don't they usually clean the pollen and shit out of honey? I have to try and find some local honey to see if this works.

Couldn't Marge just get a job if she was so bored doing nothing? Surely Hank could've pulled some strings so she could get some work.

>>87244843
Uh no dude you don't understand how hard it is to be a housewife, especially after the dishwasher, washing machine and vacuum cleaner was invented. They have to clean THE ENTIRE house every day and cook ONE meal for their family.

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>>87245069
>meanwhile top tier housewife has multiple hobbies with success

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all legitimate complaints, but the point of the story was that homer demonstrated that he's willing to sacrifice his own happiness for his family's. Yeah, logically speaking he could have handled it much better, but the thematic focus was something else.

>>87245243
honestly she was a stupid cunt

>Bart is actually intelligent

why are people on this board so fucking retarded?

>>87244605
homer was complaining about the broncos but they won the championship the year it aired
am I to believe that a superb owl winning team is a bad gift?
I sincerely hope someone was fired for this blunder

>>87245299
Being intelligent doesn't mean you're a genius. Bart is an intelligent underachiever, but not a whiz kid.

>>87245363
simpson gene made bart stupid

>>87243605
Do you mean you find it surprising that nu-Simpsons didn't butcher his character by bringing him back like they did with countless other golden age characters and storylines?

Actually now that you mention it, yes I do

>>87245408
And the same gene presumably made Lisa smart?

>>87245408
the simpson gene? that's just foolishness

>>87245446
it only affected males

>>87244778
Fuck yourself underage faggot

>>87245289
Honestly you are a fucking racist and you're only saying this because she is black.

>>87245484
There is no biological difference between 'males' and 'females' they're two made-up terms with the intent of dividing society and supressing women.

>>87245326
You just don't understand football.

>>87245515
I know you're joking, but she was objectively selfish. She loved him but she was more in love with her ambitions, to the point of spending a lot of money she didn't even earned to buy a guitar and the lessons.
And what was the deal with her obsession with black and white? Maybe it represented the way she looked at life? She had to become famous or die trying?

>>87245574
everything in the movie was about similarities
>rhymes
>TWINS
>repetition

but Paterson liked it better when things didnt rhyme, thus the differences between them .... black and white
its a very simple movie anon

>>87245639
well it's been a while since I watched it.
honestly they were a weird couple
the movie was kino tho, one of the best I've seen this year

>>87244353
Hey, it's what all current US government employees are doing.

>>87245708
the US government works for antifa now?

>>87244450
how stupid you have to be to enjoy nu-simpsons ...

>>87245547
cringed at this redditor

>>87244353
Mr Burns was equallly or even greaterally more evil than Mr Scorpion

>>87245326
Hey its hard to predict Sports. Did you ever watch the FX Show The League. Holy shit whenever they shoehorned some football dialogue it was almost always wrong.

>>87243324
they probably could have given a little more compelling reasons for Homer to leave. i get that it's a light-hearted episode overall, but i mean come on, Lisa having allergies? is that really such a big problem?

>>87245574
I'm pretty sure she asked his permission before buying the guitar and he happily encouraged it because he loved her and it's not like he was doing anything else with his money anyway. He was pretty content to live a simple life.

Also the black and white was a reference to how they are an interracial couple. Not to mention it looked fucking cool.

>>87244450
I fucking KNEW IT

>>87245069
You can't even clean the cheeto crust in your neck beard and then you come bragging about >muh chores

>>87243994
>>87244019
Bart literally becomes justice of supreme court before finally being able to watch the Itchy and Scratchy movie

>>87245299

He's intelligent to basically instantly spot that the pace of his education has been reduced to a crawl and that this will not solve the fact that he's behind the rest of his age group. He's basically asking the school to send him to an accelerated learning class. When he understands that this isn't an option, he just gives up on the school and decides that he wants to move.

All of that is quite intelligent for a kid his age.

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>bart is intelligent

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>>87245363
>Bart is an intelligent underachiever

Remember when Lisa rejected 12 million dollars?

>>87244377
Her shit fertilizes Chuck's seeds.

>>87246627
remember when homer refused 500k or refused 150mil cause he wanted 150 billion?

>>87246620
Prove me wrong. No, really - prove me wrong. I dare you. Without resorting to a mediocre reaction imagine or some buzzword of the month that your feeble, autistic mind think is humorous, at least TRY to prove me wrong. Thing is, you can't. I know you can't. You know you can't. You don't have the stones for it, kid. I don't know what you were aiming for when you made that half-assed reply. Attention? A reaction?

Is it a cry for help? With the exception of calling you out on primarily breathing through your mouth I don't want to presume too much about you, but I wouldn't be surprised if this was a genuine call for help. But hey - I'm a good man. I'm very popular and respected among my peers because I'm successful and I like helping people reach success. I can help you. Whatever ailment you have to you think has rooted you so firmly upon the spectrum, know that it is not permanent. We can fix it - but first you need to stop being such a tremendous faggot.

>>87243324
Witness the nascent edgelord, the forefather of coprolalians everywhere!
But it's a shame. The Simpsons is like those late night infomercials that swore up and down that you need to buy this two disc album pack now, because any minute now disco is gonna make a comeback.
South Park took that mantle, and they've long since been stale and boring, too. They've been running so long the stories blur together and it all ends up a bland paste.
Don't get me wrong, both did amazing work when they were new-ish. Pushing the boundaries, as it were. But now it's like they're still telling Portal jokes.

Not enough Sneed. Shit thread.

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>>87246916
Why don't you seed some Sneed snyself then, you chucklefuck?

>>87246662
>her shit fertilizes chuck's anal fucks
ftfy

>>87246742
Posts like this are why the phrase "prove me wrong" used to be an autoban.

My name is Sneedland Brown
And I am proud to be
Right back in my own store
With Chuck and Old Man Sneed

There's old feeds and new seeds
And some gummy bears
Through good weather and bad soil
It's good seed we share

And so I've found a place
Where everyone will sow
My seeds and buy my feed
This is the Sneedland Show

>>87247350
I'd watch it.

>>87246214
This.
Because of Homer's hard discipline, Bart becomes Justice of Supreme Court.

>>87246916
Ahh, go Chuck yourself.

Anyone ever notice that the name Homer is suspiciously similar to Homura?

>Bart is smart, just an underachiever!

Fucking Bart apologists

what bart really needed was a savage beating

>>87248166
Are you serious? Homer strangled him literally every day and it clearly did not help.

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>>87243516
No, he has to be smart because I can relate to him.

>>87248198
i said beating not strangulation

>>87248121
Bart literally was described as an underachiever.
He's always been an underachiever.

>>87248236
Strangulation is beating of the neck.

>>87248247
>Siblings Bart and Lisa enroll at Springfield Elementary School, where Lisa's honors status comes between her and her underachieving older brother.

It's right there in the Netflix summary.

>>87248219
A smart under achiever, just like me.

>>87248701
>A smart under achiever, just like me.
*tips MAGA hat*

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>>87248928
Why does everyone have to bring up Trump?
Kill yourself.

>>87249000
Because he's a fucking idiot, much like you.

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>>87249122
Nah I'm an underachiever like Bart.

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>>87249194
The only good image to come out of sneed posting.

>>87243324
The perspective of that scene bothers me deeply. Is Scorpio a turbomanlet standing on a pedestal?

>>87249372
Isn't he wearing his shirt backwards for some reason?

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>>87249372
Simpsons has """"quality"""" ~American~ (((animation))).

>>87249422
your dubs are nice but can you get $$$any$$$ @@more@@ ***obnoxious*** than that?

>>87249466
Yes, but I daren't.

>>87243605
>Implying that bringing Hank back during the eternal zombie simpsons era is a good idea

>>87245480
No. Baldness, too.

>>87249590
I feel like "modern Simpsons is bad" is kind of a meme. I caught an episode the other day where they went to Boston and got some decent laughs out of it.

Come to think of it, it was similar to the Hank Scorpio episode except the only one who didn't like it was Bart, for a much more childish reason.

>>87244450
Kek
I knew it was only 1 or 2 devoted autists

>>87249718
Stop replying to your own post.

>>87243994
>He's smart, he just does what he is asked to do, or follows directions, or remembers what is supposed to do.

So impressive.

>>87249733
If you really believed we were samefagging you'd quote both posts, pussy.

>>87249718
>>87249733
>>87249946
Jokes on you all, you were all me all along.

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>>87244450
>Sneed-Ai (Formerly Chuck-Ai)

A Chuck falls in love with a Sneed.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the man's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the male, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the bear's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the male's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FEEDS and SEEDS.

>>87249649
Chances are you caught one of the few acceptable episodes of the season. Try watching a whole season of zombie simpsons and rethink.

>>87244450
is this supposed to be a suprise?

>>87249649

Traveling simpsons are always decent because they actually make jokes about the place they are going to. The real problem with modern simpsons is that half of a season seems to just be episodes built around "X is trending in the media, lets have the writers write an entire episode around it".

>>87243324
Schneed haha