What would it take /tv/? Be honest.

Money/sexual degradation

>>87242359
lots of alcohol

Not much. I have very specific fantasies involving Amy Schumer.

>>87242359
I imagine she has a pussy that smells like armpits

I am a virgin, so yes

>>87242402
Does it involve her barnyard?

>>87242359
>>87242394
>lots of alcohol
24 zimas and an 8 ball of coke, and a little weed for me.

How on earth did she bag Dolph Ziggler and then be the one to dump him?

Would need to be extremely drunk bordering on blackout and fresh off being dumped by my boyfriend, plus at least six digits of hush money from her.

Tattoo removal and a large beer belly.

>>87242421
>I am a virgin
And a retard, nice combo.

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absolutely

>>87242359
10 grand will do, 25 even better

ITT: people who are dying to fuck this fat girl pretending they don't want to

I would perform sex with her.

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*sharts*

>>87242459
how do you deduce that?

>>87242496
Oh no she has the Hillary shits
Eight digits of hush money

>>87242497
>OP
>What would it take /tv/? Be honest
>retard
>I am a virgin, so yes

>>87242359
I'd do her if she grew all her body hair out and was minimally hairy enough for my tastes. I think she waxes everything so she might not be able to grow it out properly again, but who knows.

She has a good body, no objections to that.

>>87242426
It involves tit fucking her until I bust a nut and then using my own jizz as lube to bust a second, less voluminous nut while tit fucking her again.

>>87242548
>fail to understand basic implicit meaning
>call others retarded
That means it would take nothing, are you really this stupid or is English not your first language?

>>87242432
Because he understands comedy.

>>87242359
The body? Nothing - average woman looks more or less like that.

Now the fact that it's Schumer... 10 millions.
And a God making my cock grow 3 times.

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>>87242359

>>87242359
i thought it was a picture of a random 60 year old woman at first

>>87242359
What a flabby piece of shit lmao

>>87242496
Why do white people shit themselves so much?

I'd like to watch a bunch of El Salvadorians cut her face off then rape her while wearing it. Maybe they could cut a hold in her chest near her heart and take turns fucking the hole trying to get their dick squeezed by her beating heart until eventually they rupture some arteries. Her final death spasms can be multiple aids infested cum streaks on her face.

>>87242576
Shut up, you failed idiot.

>>87242359
2 weeks of no fap

>>87242641
>no, but you
Anon, being aggressively stupid and pedantic is a bad combo

>>87242618
american willy wonka cheese

>>87242618
Everything is too spicy

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>>87242467
>>87242359

>>87242618
It's more easily noticeable on white people.

>>87242359
$100,000 and a bottle of whisky that retails for at least $60 and some premium medical grade weed

>>87242618
>white

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>>87242670
Jerked off to a combo of candydoll.tv and allover30, while posting on /v/ and /tv/, for 15 hours straight, myself.

>>87242641
>failed idiot
So... not an idiot?

i would sell my virginity to her for $500,000 obo

im so horny

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>>87242359
A face mask and an oxygen tank

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*BRAAAAAAAAP*

>>87242359
You would have to put a gun to my head, or against the head of one of my loved ones.

>>87242862
And she's got ugly tits? Jesus Christ no wonder she tries so hard to be """funny"""

>>87242420
it smells like barn animals

>>87242862
Those are breast reduction scars, should've left her boobs and nips as they were.

>>87243244
dumb
as
shit

>>87242420
>>87243140
Like the penguin exhibit at the Zoo

>>87242618
She's a Jew you dumb motherfucker

>>87243504
Be more ass blasted

>>87243640
FUCK YOU FAGGOT JEW

>>87242359
a week without fapping/fucking
and a paperbag

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Nothing really, just as long has she hugged, loved, and actively wanted to be with me.

>>87243244
wut?

>>87243658
Good boy. Thanks for doing what I told you. Now could you just get a liiiittke bit more ass blasted? Or just a (you) would work. Whatever you do don't leave, we'd all miss you.

>>87242359
Money, as much as I could get but not that much if I'm honest. Pussy is pussy, not marrying her or even seeing her again right? I could manage

>>87244031
*SCREEEEE* *SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*