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GUESS WHO JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ELEMENT! You think you could

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GUESS WHO JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ELEMENT!
You think you could do that, Morty?
Do you think if "god" existed, he could do it?
The answer is NO.
If god exists IT'S FUCKING ME
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17deep0me
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There's an sjw on the writing team injecting their stupid language and psychology fetish into this show now so I hope you're happy that it's dying /tv/
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You really do need to get into the mindset of the faggot atheist Redditard to understand why this show is so popular. These people have never heard of adult animation in their lifes that wasn't stuff like Family Guy, it was completely alien to them. And they can't laugh at these shows because they consider these shows stupid. They want a show that isn't necessarily smart or funny or well-written, but that appears to be to appeal to their surface level taste. Because these people live for that mindless self-validation. They don't actually understand what makes for good writing or good comedy, nor have they ever picked a book about physics. They want to pretend they do so and circlejerk themselves, that's what matters. Rick and Morty is just perfect for its demographic: these same college-age self-important Bernouts who "fucking love science". The entire foundation of the show is built upon the dichotomy between "silly sci-fi humor and references" and " things are super deep and tragic bro". This pseudo-intellectual "nothing even matters, I'm insecure about existence, we are all going to die" bullshit that R&M shits out in almost every episode is what appeals to it's audience. The show doesn't actually have the tact to even begin to offer an interesting presentation and discussion of any philosophy, so it spouts these edgy teenage catchphrases. Nevermind the bean-headed, noodle-limbed unexpressive character design, or how the story is non-existent and only comes up when the writers beg you to feel something for these characters so devoid of substance, or how the entire show is a trendy forgettable scenario of the week memefest with just enough sci-fi references to trick kids into thinking they are smart for understanding them, or how the characters have somehow been reduced to even more obnoxious caricatures than before, none of these things matter. What matters is that it appeals to the millenial redditor audience, and that's what's selling Rick and Morty.
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>>87240726
This scene was hilarious.
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>>87240981
Tldr
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Why is /tv/ literally the board with the most thin-skinned pussies
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I was offended by this scene too. Rick and Morty really needs to stop shitting on atheism. I mean most of the fanbase don't believe in god so I don't know why they constantly portray those views as "toxic". It's not funny or subtle and is a bad idea from a business perspective imo
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>>87240948
DUDE HEROES OF COLOR LMAO
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>>87240726
Daily reminder that Rick is a hypocrite and secretly believes in god.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aUowoykENE
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How could he say such terrible things about God? I sincerely hope that Harmon has a spiritual awakening before it's too late.
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>>87241151
I thought he was making fun of that aspect, but maybe they kept it neutral enough so that you don't have to think too much about it.
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>>87241167
Rick is mortal and feels guilty, he only has "believed" in god once and then he immediately renounced that faith.
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>>87241348
He was the one who brought it up before morty read off who died with his "huh it did seem less diverse in there"
>Rick is the smartest being in the universe so obviously he would accept and play to our leftist identity politics I mean he is right about everything haha

It's only going to get worse. In the season finale Susan Sarandon is going to save the day with a lengthy God mode explanation of everyone's motivations and then they'll cry and hug and she'll be all >nuttin personnel kid *adjusts glasses and makes shit eating joke and leaves*
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>>87241167

Pretty much. The whole episode was about personifying Rick's self perceived toxic qualities. it turned up his ego and "god doesn't exist" up to 11.
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>>87241130
everyone is ironic they just don't know it
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
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>>87241423
YAAS QUEEEN SLAYYY

IT'S HER TURN! MOVE OVER WHITE MALES, THE FUTURE IS FEMALE!!
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>>87240726
Why does /tv/ constantly bitch about this show? Do they not realize that whenever a character says shit like this they are portrayed as a total douche? Why do you guys give a shit about the fanbase either? There will always be stupid fans, and /tv/ is unintentionally making the fanbase worse by filling this board with childish irony OVER A CARTOON! You guys realize that by attracting this "Hurr durr, God's not real Morty." crowd, you are doing the same thing as Reddit.
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>>87241423
It's statistically fucking accurate that the far right have lower iq's.
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>>87241513
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>>87241167

From the comments, with hundreds of upvotes:

>This among other things is why I love this show. The characters are all so three dimensional. No flat characters here.

Are they right?
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>>87241535
>implying these two arent christian scientists
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>>87241535
>leftists are smart meme
Wubbalubbafuck yourself
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>>87241537
Good night alt-right!
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>>87241558
well each character has had like a dozen different versions so yes technically
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>Rick is supposed to be a bad person, that's what makes the show funny
>100k christtards get triggered all to Satan over the show claiming it "promotes" atheism
It's like humans are actually sub-intellectual retards.
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>>87241535
>doesn't post statistics
Since minorities are more likely to vote left-wing by a large margin, and most "minorities" have sub100 IQs, what does that tell you about how successful left-wing politicians are at manipulation?
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>>87241535
Doesn't mean they're ever wrong
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>>87241566
What the fuck is that guy's beard make of? It looks like he glued a bunch of pubes and eyelashes to his chin.
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>>87241576
its statistically true that the more socially conservative you are the lower your iq will be, the same goes for religion. that doesnt infer anything about liberal intelligence, silly
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>>87240981
Imagine being so butthurt about ironic copypasta that you feel compelled to rewrite it into a tldr diatribe.
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>>87240726
Tony Stark did it first :)
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>>87241639
>and because correlation equals causation, no one could be high iq and hold conservative values!
>haha, I win again! Checkmate drumpfhxkins! I fucking love science!
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>>87240948
I mean Dan Harmon is deeply into this cringy liberal identity politics shit and loves to talk about his visits to his psychologist publicly (listen to Harmontown, he mentions them almost every episode) so I wouldn't scapegoat the women he hired to make himself look good.
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>>87241683
Boy you /pol/niggers sure do prove the dumb conservative stereotype wrong by making 40 fucking thousand whiny Rick & Morty threads a day screaming like jews being gassed.
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>>87241726
I didn't even make this thread lmao
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>>87241620
Do you see eyelashes on that woman?
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This was a good episode.

Very subtle darkness.
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I hate this show.

I hate the fans of this show even more.

I hate topics about this show the most.
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>>87241726
>they don't like this bad cartoon so they're the 4chan boogeyman
Hoo boy.
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>>87241130
/pol/ has been all over every board for years at this point. plus low effort bait threads like this guarantee replies
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>>87241762
No. You stop that bullshit right now. If you just didn't like it, you wouldn't watch it. You are TRIGGERED AS FUCK.
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>>87240822
I'd deep you so hard
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>>87241755
The show is pretty passable. Not as good as it used to be. The fans are terrible and the threads on /tv/ are worse, I'll give you that.
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Been watching the series in order, almost done with season 2.

I think the show's pretty funny. I'm also pretty far right. What does that make me?
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>>87241783
That was my first post in this thread. You're projecting.
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>>87241783
>don't like it, don't talk about it
Are you saying that you only want to discuss this crap with people who like it? That's the definition of a safe space, but you're telling people that they're triggered for not sharing your opinion? Maybe this isn't the site for you.
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>>87241847
I speak for all of you retards.

>>87241896
Stop spewing strawmen dickhead. Nobody is saying you have to like it. But you nigger bastards have been spamming EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BOARD for about a month now with this "ironic" Rick & Morty hate triggernigger bullshit. If you hate the fucking show that much, watch something else. Stop shitting up every single god damn fucking board.
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>>87241832
A faggot
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>>87241949
>i speak for all of you retards
I don't think you meant to say that you are the special ed class president, but I'm glad that you did while defending Rick and Morty. It says a lot about what it takes to enjoy this show.
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Today I will remind them.
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>>87241949
>spamming every board
I've never made a Rick and Morty thread, and there are a lot of boards that I've never seen these on. Do you need to take a break? This isn't worth getting mad about, you're getting belligerent.
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>>87241984
Just tired of seeing these fucking threads. Now go make another 12, you fucking faggot, because you pssh don't really care brah.
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>>87241958
>stop liking what i don't like!

Bet you're into furry, scat, or some other really disgusting fetish.
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>>87242013
I can go to literally any board right fucking now and probably find some /pol/kike whining about Rick & Morty. Cretins like you are the cancer killing (killed) this site.
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>>87242050
Leftypol please go
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>>87242072
/leftypol/ is just /pol/ on another website, you fucking retard. If you'd ever been there, you'd know that. Typical retarded shitposting trailer trash opining about shit you don't know anything about.
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Marxists once again proving that their critical analysis is as interesting as their political ideals are garbage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4KSOpcQMu0
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>>87242113
Lmao you are a fucking retard
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>>87242130
>Still whining about politics over a fucking cartoon
Imagine actually being this bootyblasted over a fucking cartoon about an alcoholic mad scientist.
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>>87242050
>cretins like you
You mean the people who don't make threads but still make you act belligerently? That doesn't make any sense. Seriously, take a break. As for your claim for finding other threads like this, go ahead and post 5 from other boards. Take your time. 5 active threads, each from separate boards. Or you can go find something else to be legitimately angry about.
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>>87242176
Don't believe me? Go there. Ask them why they never talk about any actually leftwing topics. Or go say anything bad about white nationalists. Watch how fast you get banned or bumplocked.

>>87242200
>Or you can go find something else to be legitimately angry about.
You mean like you can do yourself?
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>>87242219
Nah last time I took advice from a retard I wound up watching Rick and Morty

Kill yourself
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>>87242219
I'm not the one getting mad, though. I'm getting replies and I'm not even doing anything except tell you that you're getting trolled hard.
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>>87240726
>watching plebbit: the cartoon
get fucked cunt
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>>87242245
>>87242253
Watch something else then. If you're so fucking triggered by atheists then go to fucking church and leave everyone else alone. Nobody loves you.
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>>87242253
He is a walking (you) dispenser
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>>87242278
>Being /pol/: the moron
You'll never get fucked.
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>>87242297
>arguing with holes
Roastie spotted
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>>87242297
>everyone who hates my unfunny pleddit cartoon is /pol/1 wahhh
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>>87241535
it's statistically proven you suck the most nigger cock too. also my i.q is 134 and i'm far right as fuck
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>>87242279
What posts of mine are making you think I'm mad? I love these threads.

>>87242296
I know, I feel bad that he's enabling my behavior.
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>>87242195
But he said god doesn't real and that hurt my feelings and that's not fair!
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>>87242373
You definitely sound like a titan of intellect
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>>87241535
Maybe the ACTUAL far right. But you leftypol fags class anyone right of extreme left as 'far right' so that statistic means nothing these days
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>>87241610
this, minorities are 90% left wing, also they are retarded as fuck
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>>87242448
You know when you talk about leftypol you just sound like a gigantic fucking retard. It's not even a board here. It's not even a thing. You must have gotten assblasted over there once and you're still not over it because you're autistic.
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>>87241639
>because being fucked in the ass by Tyrone and Muhammad and making your life harder by placating their every whim, makes you high i.q somehow

>leftist's intelligence everyone
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>>87242195
Did you watch the video, friend?
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>>87242524
>when the thread is disrupted by a closeted gay man's fantasies about being anally dominated by brown men
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>>87242519
Not even the same dude my guy
The autistic here is you
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>>87242551
Yes, you are the same dude because I was replying to only one post. There is no other person involved for you to be the same as. Maybe you're just not good at this, time to try another hobby.
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>>87242544
nice projecting you just did, also i meant "fucked in the ass" in a figurative way as in gibs, and crime stats, but clearly you also want the literal meaning in your life
stay cucked
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>>87242586
He wasn't the only one you spergged out on about leftypol, bitch boy
I think you should go back there
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>>87242470
Why is India listed? It's not one of the highest or lowest
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>>87241130
Its a heavily populated board with a large portion of those users on the younger side.
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>>87242599
I'm just not in the habit of bringing up gay sex with black dudes in unrelated conversation, I guess you are. It's not something that's on my mind. Obviously it is on yours. And that's okay. You do you!
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>>87242655
Never been though I did see it in the list once when I browsed 8ch. The autism there seems weapons-grade, enjoy, all yours.
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>>87241535
Minorities vote hard-line left in this country consistently, and its statistical fact they have lower IQ scores than whites who typically vote right. What then, buddy?
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>>87242728
once again bringing a literal meaning, to a figurative form of speech, stay mad cuckold

guess cucks can't into linguistics
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Reading and skimming through a these are like an episode of Renegade Angel.
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>>87242833
>sucked off ... by the wind
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Morty-(burp) morty race is real, it's just basic biology morty, Mor-Morty, Africans have a lower i.q than gorillas Morty, on average morty
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>when you say god isn't real and alt right autistics obsessively argue about black people and buttsex because it's all they think about
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>>87242936
>when the very existence of people who disagree with your ideology causes you to spit out (You)s like a malfunctioning game at chuckie cheese dispensing too many tickets because you're just a dumb broken machine too
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>>87242936
your the one bringing it up, guess thats all you cucks think about, that and how to shit on your forefathers
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>>87240726
It's funny it pisses you when it's supposed to be
the most toxic part of Rick that is saying that.
It's Rick's worst parts he sees about himself
saying cringy atheist shit and that went
completely over your head because you're so
blind by your hatred for the show that you don't
even stop to think about something before you
post it.
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>>87242992
So I'm supposed to believe in God because my "forefathers" did? I'm descended from the Romans. So I guess I'll honor them by worshipping Saturn. It'd be wrong not to.
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>>87243104
dumb
broken
machine
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>>87243104
cool, anything is better than being a faithless faggot
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>>87240948
>injecting their stupid language and psychology fetish into this show
>impying this is a bad thing
psychology is gud
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>>87243101
He also prayed to god when he was about to die in season 2. Ironically the people who are angry because this show makes them feel dumb are apparently actually too dumb to get the show.

Is that irony? I don't even know what that is.
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>>87240726
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT MORTY?
i-i think my voice sucks
AND ITS YOUR BEST QUALITY
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>>87243132
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>>87243165

someone is triggered, honestly i'm okay with atheists as long as they are right wing, i have as much disdain for cucked Christians as i do cucked atheists
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>>87242755
>living in the ironic age
>having non-lethal grade autism
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>>87243325
I don't have a second Simple Jack picture to respond to this post so just imagine one.
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>>87243387
>still spitting out tickets
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>>87243387

translation= i'm so simple and opened minded, i can't come up with a response because i have no original ideas, so i'm going to post a character from a really shitty comedy from the mid 2000's, that will show those EBIL DRUMPF SUPPORTING BIGOTS
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>>87242519
>It's not even a thing.
Not a board but it's definitely a thing. Anarchists, communists, antifa, sjws are all leftypol. /pol/ is the retarded right, leftypol is the retarded left.
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I want Susan Sarandon to give me her milky.
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>>87241537
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>>87241130
im only ironically a pussy haha
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>>87243470
You sound like a schizophrenic when you argue with yourself. Did you win though? If so, yay!
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>>87240948
>29% OF AMERICANS ARE NAZIS
this is what the writers actually believe
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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3h6kfc

look at 0:52
how the fuck does he put the shirt on him like that
What trash & lazy animation
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>>87241148
Not believing in god vs triumphantly proclaiming
"there is not god" are pretty different.
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>>87241751
>children graphically disembowel a clown
>subtle
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>>87241460
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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>>87241576
hmmm I wonder why academics are all Marxists?
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>>87240726
Last new element was discovered less than two years ago.
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ITT: triggered kids from /pol/ bring up the usual subjects they bring up and say the usual stupid shit they say about them
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>>87240726

>/tv/ is offended when the worst parts of Rick say something offensive
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>>87241535
It's also accurate that Trump voters make a lot more money than Hillary voters. Like A LOT.
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>>87242176
You're retarded for taking this shitty b8
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>>87241167
I think he was uncertain (uncertainty being the premise of the episode) if there was a god. There was certainty in his uncertainty which is why the collar worked after he put it on and why the Rick talking about if there is a hell, please be merciful was somewhat significant.
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I don't get it, I'm a Christian and there is no legitimate hatred of God whatsoever in these supposed quotes.
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>>87244688
It's just because he said the phrase "god doesn't exist" which is a triggering phrase for some delicate people, even when it comes from a delusional cartoon character.
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>>87244357
>why the collar worked after he put it on
that's not how the collar works you fucking retard, it just works
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>>87241535
Judging by the (You)s you got, you sure triggered a fair few lmao
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https://youtu.be/OPatN0_RHK4

What did he mean by this
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>discovered a new element
What a bunch of pseudo-science horseshit. You can't discover a new element. You can only take an existing element and add additional protons, neutrons, and electrons. It takes zero imagination to do it, too. You just need a particle accelerator, and those have been around since the 1800s if I remember correctly.

Discover a new element? That's like say, hey guys, I discovered Einsteinium with twenty extra protrons. They did this shit in Man of Steel and Iron Man 2 as well.
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>>87245669
I know this cartoon is so unrealistic god
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>>87242050
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>>87245669
a new element would be one that is stable outside of a particle accelerator.
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>character is literally an amalgamation of negative character traits
>People are angry that they hold a differing opinion from them
Really makes you think
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This thread again

>wah wah muh Jesus

It's the fault of you blasphemous heretics for not worshipping our all father Odin.
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>>87246221
le epic edgy liberal "paganism"
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>>87241639
>says infer when he meant to say imply
Ouch, how embarrassing.

You are missing your citations. Also, if you are a leftist, you really don't want to go down the IQ-by-demographics rabbit hole unless you are prepared to say that women, nogs, and spics are all dumb. I mean, nogs in particular have shockingly low IQs all around the world (except for the conservative ones, who tend to be more successful in life and less likely to be involved in violent crimes).
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>>87246738
>major religions that existed in some cases centuries or thousands of years before your shitty christcuck cult and provided the foundation of Western civilizations are "liberal"

Wew lad.
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>>87240726
>its /pol/ gets triggered by a cartoon for teenagers episode

Getting real old bucko.
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