None of us will see this movie

retarded

That's pretty cool, actually.

its most likely a short film and more than likely a promotion for cognac than actual film

>>87239120
What if its a full government confession to ALL the conspiracies.

>>87239120

>Implying humanity will make it to 2115

>>87239216
>more than likely a promotion for cognac
That's what this whole stunt actually was

>>87239179
fpbp
i will be laffin my ass off shen i end up seing it anyways because medicine has gotten so advanced in thd future

>>87239120
doesn't stop me from giving it a rotten tomato.

>Directed by Robert Rodriguez
Into the trash it goes

>>87239216
the promotion is the weird movie from malkovich that nobody will see it, i doubt that the brand actually cares about what will be in the safe

>>87239120
Nice ad

>make movie with budget in 2017 money
>movie will gross in 2115 money
genius

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>world goes full Fury Road after september 23
>movie gets looted or destroyed

>>87239296
>>87239321
> they had teamed with Louis XIII Cognac, owned by Rémy Martin, to create a film inspired by the hundred years it takes to make a bottle of Louis XIII.
reads more like an advertisement brief to me

>>87239404
>movie becomes some sort of legend or myth
>raiders set out to retrieve it
>whole post-apo world fights for it

>>87239429
they would be more interested in the cognac

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>>87239429
>takes the adventure of a lifetime to find it
>movie is shit

I'm pretty sure it'll be wasted shit

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>2115
>The world's most rich and powerful people has come to watch the premier
>They're all excited to be part of history
>The play the film only to find out it's a low resolution copy of the TDKR plane scene
>The actial film was deleted and replaced by some autist from 2015
>Biggest ruse in human history
>tfw

>>87239429
>uncover the disk
>pc or mac?

>>87239120
I know a guy who worked on that ad campaign and he said it's actually Masha Allen's home video. Apparently the client never checked the tape because it was just a stupid publicity stunt

>>87239120

Nobody living will be able to see it, so it's as if it never existed at all.

What a gay gimmick

If they had spent a ginormous amount of cash on it it would be more interesting but this is just a half asses publicity campaign..

>>87239120
You actually will, just in a different body. Isn't that good news?

>>87239270
It will. The end is not nigh, it's not even near. There's no end in sight.

>>87239120
That's lame.

>>87239822
>hey Truquio-5, wanna go see the old Robert Rodriguez movie with John Malcovich?

>who?

>>87239120
That's assuming we won't uncover some crazy new technology that can expand our lifespans dramatically. Living to 122 is highly unlikely but not impossible

>>87239518
>Mutants shoot up the theater

>>87239900
You think so? It's only lame if reincarnation doesn't exist.
>>87239907
These people will be known 100 years from now, the record keeping is exquisite in this day and age, plus it's not something as important as blatant grimoires.

>>87239918
#notallmutants

>>87239918
>>87240004
>THEY WAS GOOD SWORGLES THEY DINDU NUFFIN!!!

>>87239918
Ch'Xzong't are specieces of peace fuck off you interstellar racist

>>87239270
this. id say we have 30 years left at the most.

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>>87239120
Will there be a no singles policy in the future?

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>>87239120
>bulletproof
There's things that can overcome bulletproof. After Malkovich dies, we'll get in there.

>>87239183
No it's not, it's the most pretentious thing I've ever heard. What makes John Malkovich think anybody will give a fuck about him in 100 years?

Think about this, if Jack Holt released a movie this year, would you care to see it? This reminds me of when liberals say "we're on the right side of history", as if people in the future will give a rat's ass about thier preferred gender pronouns.

>>87240342
>id
Probably much less than that for you.

>>87239270
It will but energy will be so rare I doubt it will be used to watch a shitty movie. I don't think the movie medium will still exist.

>>87240446
>as if people in the future will give a rat's ass about thier preferred gender pronouns.
As if you have some insight into the future that they don't.

>>87240390
That's the point brainlet.

It'll leak in a year

>>87239907
>>87239961
Record keeping or not, every star fades.
A majority of people can't name any stars from the 50s/60s these days.
Hell, try getting someone to name a silent film star that wasn't Chaplin.

>>87239120
This is a dumber gimmick than Boyhood.

what a gimmick

itd be hilarious if the HBO hackers got a hold of it

>>87240529
>getting triggered over an apostrophe

i bet your fun at parties

>>87239120
Dumb gimmick

IT TOOK 100 YEARS TO BE RELEASED

>>87240932
>"Dey had 100 year to mak and it still shite. Wat a waste. - Daquan Smith
Rotten Tomaccos, 2115

>>87240709
>your
Hell, at this rate you'll be dead by the time Trump is ousted from office next year.

>>87241081
i bet your fun parties

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>>87239120

I'm still waiting for The Day the Clown Cried

If the same premise was employed in 1907, what would the movie be like?

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>>87239120
>2115
>Open the safe
>No film
>It Ain't Me starts playing

>>87240446
liberalism seem like its getting out of hand to you but liberals literally always end up winning out in the west
see
>womens suffrage
>civil rights act/ending jim crow
>roe wade
>gay acceptance movement in the 80s
social conservatism hasnt had a single win in the west since 1940s germany.

>>87239120
Imagine waiting your whole life to see a Robert Rodriguez movie of all things. These future people will be so disappointed.

We're gonna forget about this in less than a day