how do you go from Drew Struzan to this?

Rey's costume looks bland

What's the point of giving her a costume that specifically shows off her underarms if her skin is in such poor condition?

Is the joke that it looks like a Drew Struzan poster but not drawn?

>>87237324
Is this shit real?

>>87238446
>a jedi from a desert planet wears Uggz

bravo JJ Abrams

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>>87238005

>>87238005
She looks so out of place in Star Wars for some reason.

>>87237324
I almost unironically want George back

>>87238503

How old is this lad?

>>87238466
unfortunately yes

>>87238204
It looks nothing like a Struzan. It's supposed to, but I guess a 5th grader with GIMP is not capable of recreating the effect.
Struzan's work was always striking and dynamic; this is just a bunch of stills assembled in even lighting.

I assume this is fake, by the way

>>87237324
wow look at the prognathic jaw on that african. very homologous

Jesus fuck that is bad.

>Couldn't even take the time to try and shop it so lighting at least harmonizes between the background characters.

>>87237324
This is the end for Star Wars.

>>87238528
because she's a fat asian woman?

>>87238585
its real. part of a bunch of artwork released for the movie

http://imgur.com/a/jhvB0

>>87238005
is her face half-blob?

>>87237324
I was really hoping that bringing in Rian Johnson meant that The Last Jedi was going to be original and dope. I thought TFA was fine-ish, but I hated that it was more or less a remake except that it ruined the original trilogy by killing Han, separating him and Leia, and ditching Luke forever. All bad choices.

I was hoping TLJ wouldn't just be an Empire clone, but let's just fucking see what we have...

Young untrained powerful force user trains in isolated setting with a master. Check.

Reveal of gigantic MEGA/SUPER Star Destroyer. Check.

Man pulling the strings is a creepy looking weirdo. We'll finally see Snoke in this one for real, so check.

Introduce 4 legged walking tanks. CHECK.

Man do you think this will have a somewhat dark cliffhanger ending with the First Order "winning" this installment only to be BTFO'd in the next?

>>87238535
>almost

>>87237324
The stormtroopers look like they're about to bust out in an oppa gangnam style dance parody; star wars is a joke.

>>87238528
It's because we all know why she's there, so it doesn't feel organic.

>>87238503
cute

There is absolutely nothing interesting in that poster at all.

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even fan made Force Awakens posters did a better job at reflecting Drew's work than official marketing

>>87238736
Episode 1 and 2 are my favorite posters out of these. My all time fav is prob STAR WARS original poster.

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>>87237324
?

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>>87238736
WHAT ARE THOSE?!

>>87238005
is this a male or female

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Star Wars is first and foremost a romance series in my opinion. That's where this new trilogy fails.

>>87237324
Did they seriously bring back TRAITOR Trooper?

>>87238921
How do you not recognize the special edition posters? Those are some of his most famous posters. Which is why they had him do the same style with the prequels.

>>87238806
Caught me eye, too. Why is the guy with the melee weapon ready to strike when the other troopers are just standing at attention?

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>>87238764

>>87238764
>that Han

Ummm

>>87239033
He's the Boba Fett of this trilogy

>>87239033
Most forced meme character ever?

>>87238806

>a claw on a stick

How retarded can you get? How is this a weapon in a world with blasters?

>>87239085
I wouldn't be surprised if Disney literally forced the meme themselves on places like reddit and here

>>87237324
I wonder how small the black guy will be in the chinese version of this

>>87237324
Looks like a literal parody.

>>87239033
Those are called, I shit you not, execution troopers.

>>87239240

Execution Troopers from the Deadly Squadron, commanded by Major Brutality stationed aboard the Supremacy, a Mega-Class Giagntocruistroyer

>>87239294
Psssh...nothing personal, jedi.

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If this movie is an almost 1 for 1 repeat of Empire strikes back I can assure you people would riot. At least I hope people will, but seeing how the avengers movies are so popular I highly doubt that

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>>87237324
I hate nu-wars

>>87239697

No one would riot and it will be a 1:1 copy and it will be the best selling film of all time because of that Chinese character

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>>87238806
i hope we see
>pic related
and he's motherfucking back

a recurring supermook would be awesome shit

>>87237379
Dontyou get it? The coat is grey, the shirt is white and the pants are black. It's to show there's light and darkness in everyone!

>>87239868
And RLM will love it and think it is even better than the originals?

>>87237324
Wow that poster looks like complete shit

>>87239294
Don't forget Admiral Bonetapick
>>87239908
I don't think Mike will be fooled twice, honestly. TFA tickled his nostalgiabone, but Rogue one, and rewatching TWA, have pretty much left him cynical again. I think his LJ review will be much less favorable, although probably still positive

>>87240228
What's TWA?

>>87237324
lewd pits

>>87238631
They make more retarded shit with each passing they.

>>87240332
TFA, it was just a typo. In his Plinkett review, he went back on it a lot, concerning its overused comedy, but didn't admit to being blinded by nostalgia.

RLM still clings to the notion that Ridley is a compelling and charismatic character.

>>87238806
I just hope Phasma gets some actual screentime in this one, that armor is too baller to waste

>>87238764
>art so bad you can´t even recognize the actors

>>87238999
hello Mike, did you enjoy the carnival video with Boyega?

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hmmmmmm?

>>87240704
Shit, now that I have notice it has lasers?

>>87238736
That Ep2 poster is romantic as fuck.

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Fucking hell Disney

>>87240228
Fuck RLM sellout sheep. They have done so much damage.

>>87240758
did they squish his nose with photoshop?
BIGOTRY
I
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S

>>87237324
This is not the official poster. This is artwork for trading cards.

Do you people actually believe that poster is real?

>>87237324
I bought a toy of the chinky girl today on a whim.

>>87238005
>Millions of hot asian americans
>we get this

fuck you too

>>87239042
the old, original posters are much better and more beautiful

>>87237324
that gradient at the top triggers me

>>87239901
isn't he a bit small to be a stormtrooper?

>>87237324
At least it's not teal and orange

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>>87237324
How she so cute?

>>87238005
Just give me the ugliest asian you got! Why can't they just get that asian guy from that other movie where everyone is killed.

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>>87238631
Fucking porgs, man
At least 3 of them are reaction image worthy

>>87241031
You mean Donnie Dollar?

>>87238005
I'm going to do it guys. I'm going to attempt to fap to this monstrosity, wish me luck...

>>87238005
What the hell is going on with her face?

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>>87237324
>>87238005
>>87238446
>>87238764
>>87240758
>>87240942
>>87240973

>>87238005
I feel i have more irrational hatred for her than rey

>>87240850
Senpai it's so they can hit all the following boxes
>[x] female
>[x] PoC
>[x] plus sized

If they had cast a hot Asian American they'd get called out for fetishizing minorities. You know it, I know it, and Disney sure as hell knows it.

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>>87238631
>http://imgur.com/a/jhvB0
What exactly is this nonsense?

a little lightsabre in front of each blade

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>>87238667
there gonna lift an xwing out of water...again

what a load of shit

>>87241611
>>87238631

But... why have a regular blade at all?

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Why Mara Jade is not canon yet?
She is to hot for Disney?

>>87241491
>If they had cast a hot Asian American they'd get called out for fetishizing minorities
when is everyone gonna stop virtue signalling and get fuckin real

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>>87237324
>hold handle at an angle
>blade goes straight up
they made a small bend in the blade to make the image work

These red lads are the Knights of Ren yea?

>>87241772
autism
I'm impressed

>>87241785
No.

The Knights of Ren have mysteriously vanished from the story, forever relegated to a back story reference.

I wish I was lying.

>>87238921
Even ROTJ's poster was lazy.
Did anyone involved really care about this movie? Seems like such an afterthought compared to its two predecessors.

>>87238736
He ruined those prequels posters with that shitty lens flare.

>>87241829
aww pull the other one mate. they're surely not that silly

>>87238806
they literally put that guy there just cause that one stormtrooper with the electro stick from tfw got semi popular.

>>87241772
haha le epic bazinga adhd man annoyed by trivial nerdy things xd

Will Ewan McGregor be in it

>>87237324
What is with that stormtrooper pose

>>87241897
The red guards are called the Elite Praetorian Guards. They're an extension of the Crimson Guards from ROTJ

The Knights of Ren are a back story element never to be seen again. I guess the writers didn't want anything too exciting to distract the audience from the blandness of Rey, Finn, Poe and now Rose too.

>>87240395
Oh ok. And I find RLM to be full of shit a lot of the times so I've stopped watching them.

>>87241922
No but Yoda makes an appearance.

>>87241645
Nah Rey is gonna lift the Millennium Falcon out of the water.
>Same, but BIGGER

>>87241815
>>87241919
I'm not annoyed, it's just more sloppy, shitty work

>>87238736

That's what's missing in the new Wars, it doesn't have that air of pulpy drama that does take itself seriously. Everything is a fucking wink and a joke.

>>87242044
Gotta get all that money from the Marvel crowd.

>>87241611
can see it now
all those cosplayers in red samurai type armor

>>87240973

Are they contractually obligated force all of this into the poster? There's no way any designer can look at this and say "yeah, perfect".

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>>87238005
her stupid fucking anime hair gets me every time
she just looks like someone who took a wrong turn trying to get to the anime convention and ended up stumbling on the set

>>87237324
Literally who gives a fuck about Rey

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>>87242178
>me

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>>87237324
How the fuck does getting smashed in the face by a burning dildo equal just a pencil line for a scar on the face?

And if Luke could get clawed in the face by a Wompa and barely have viable scars after being in a healing tank of goo. Why would a larping fag like Kylo have a scar at all when healing goo tech should be even better thirty years later?

>>87237324
i'd rather see the chinese movie poster with less minorities please

>>87242314
healing goo was out of budget, they blew it all on new death stars

>>87237324
I wonder how that will look when the Japanese advertisers edit out Boyega this time?

>>87242350
better

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>>87242330

>>87241729
too white and feminine

only niggers and ugly girls allowed

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>Don't hit on me you silly boys.

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>>87242462

>>87242462

That won't be an issue, Bobby Lee.

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>>87242483

>>87242410
awesome

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>>87237324
Daisy is ugly as fuck but this costume at least redeems her a little. Reminds me of Qui Gon Jinn

>>87242462
so what's the word on..this thing?

hideous woman? trans stuntcasting? chinese market gamblecasting?

>>87240738
Right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUYWzEBx9HY

>>87242462
>>87242483
>>87242509
Go play Mahjong or something, you look like you were born before the Boxer Rebellion.

>>87241729
A hot, capable, charismatic redhead in Didney? I guess that you should check the calendar, bigot.

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>>87240738

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>>87242483
>>87242462

>>87242587
>chinese market gamblecasting?
You would think that but then they paired her with Finn for the whole movie.

>>87242798
That's actually an improvement.

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>>87242703

>>87242842
oh, shit. so its virtuecasting

>>87237324
>Rey lets her hair down

fuck yes. Also Kylo Ren's new outfit looks cooler.

>>87238535
>not unironically wanting George back the moment Disney bought him out

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>>87237324
this is the shittiest photoshop job I've seen ever.

>>87241953
I get where youre coming from but the new crimson guards have unique masks/ weapons, same as the knights of ren. Making them NOT the knights would be dropping the ball hardcore

>>87241031

Yeah well they used that same criteria for their black guy too. He barely looks human.

>>87238005
>QUICK WE NEED SOMEONE TO REPRESENT THE CHINESE BECAUSE WE'RE DOING POORLY ON THEIR MARKET
>say no more

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>>87243808

They can't use an actual chinese movie star, no matter how much it would propel the film in china, cause viewers would suddenly realize they cast a boulder headed toad with the body of a 12 year old as the lead.

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>>87237324
they could have at least photo shopped her pits fucking hell

>>87238806
it's embarrassing, he looks like tha african kid dancing meme

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>>87237324
The original Star Wars posters were glorious.

>>87241772
And here I was thinking I was the only one who saw it

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>>87244506

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>>87244522

>>87241611

I think this was an actual Lego Bionical

>>87243182
the tone and contrast of the picture looks extremely amateursih. Oh I get it, we nnedd more dark and greety. The people at are all hacks right now, every TLJ thing that was released or leaked looks like shit.

>>87241645

Is this real??

>>87238667
Original trilogy was ruined by not kiling Han in ESB though.

>>87241922

No because that would be a good decision and Rhianna Johansson and (((Disney))) won't be making those

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>>87238806
Rian Johnson said what he liked in TFA was the humor, that's why he put a lot of it in TLJ. I'm cringing just thinking about. Here's for you the new TR8R for a "funny scene" with John Boyega getting his arse kicked again

>>87241953

They can't drop the Knights of Ren thing, heck off bro

>>87239090
It's a power axe of some sort, I'm assuming there's supposed to be an energy arc between those claws. It's still fucking retarded.

>>87239901
>a recurring supermook would be awesome shit
i'd rather they didn't add fanservice memes to circlejerk over but i guess that's just me

>>87238005
Where did they get this Asian? At a corner store?

Jesus fuck those are some ugly ass pits.

>>87242580
What the Fuck is that background? It's so ugly.

>>87238005
Honestly, they could pass her off as alien and nobody would bat an eyelid.

>>87242580
isn't that just her old costume after she left a black sock in the wash?

>>87238528
>She looks so out of place in Star Wars for some reason.
Looks like a regular Sullustan to me.

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>>87238005
Her jacket says

GLD
landing
officer

If anybody was curious. Gonna guess she's some scrappy smuggler or a blue collar worker wrapped up in ADVENTURE.

God these movies are fucking trash. I learned aurabesh for this shit. I want to die.

>>87245969
She's a mechanic... because womyn can be that too. Haven't you noticed? It's funny that all the minorities are blue collars in this movie, black janitor, asian mechanic. what did Disney mean by this?

>>87242170
yikes I feel sorry for this lady. Hope someone teaches her to smile someday <3

>>87242580
>Daisy Ridley still doing her wide-eyed "I'M ACTING" face

>>87241757
Never, because signalling to your friends that you're virtuous is the new cool thing to do.

>>87242462
looks like a man honestly

>>87241155
so force penguins are real? what about the sloth?

>>87242643
godamn that's a good burn lol

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>>87241772

fucking thank you

>>87237324
>No blended colour to give the poster a theme
People hate on the blue/orange poster meme but there is a reason why it exists; it's effective.

>>87244506
>>87244522
>>87244539
can't even look at these without hearing the music. Fuck JJ Abrams and Disney

>>87246096
Unconfirmed

But what is confirmed are these aliens that live with Luke on the island that look like Station from Bill and Ted

That can't be official?

>>87237324
That's definitely not a poster for China, John Boyega's head is bigger than anyone. I want to see the chink version now, just for laughs. Of course Disney already thought about this "problem", that's why the main poster only shows Rey Luke and Kylor Ren. you can tell they're obsessed with sucking asians little peckers

>>87241155
I really don't understand Lucas' logic for the Ewoks in the first place. R2-D2 was really popular with small children so I don't know why he needed Ewoks as well.

For that reason, I don't understand the purpose of the Porgs.

>Fun fact: the noises that R2-D2 makes were made using a children's toy

>>87238005
is that even a girl

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>>87241772
>tfw a babboon can fix this spending like 2 mins in PS

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Guys look at this image and look at what we could have potentially had in the late 90s if george did sequels then instead of prequels. Still young and fit han, lei and luke, a hot mara jade waifu for luke and super hot daughter jaina from han and leia

Such fucking wasted potential

>>87246202
He explained the Ewoks, he wanted a battle of the Empire versus a primitive groups of people. He wanted to do it with wookies but didn't have enough budget so he downsized them and created the Ewoks instead. Haters say it was to sell toys but as you said, kid prefer robots to weird hairy creatures so it doesn't make sense. If George was a greedy businessman he would have quit after ROTJ, he would have made dozens of sequels and spin-offs, you know, like Disney is doing right now. no script , no director, just a character we already know and y ou start making a movie.

>>87237324
>every fucking still is white balanced differently

HOLY KEK WHAT THE FUCK

>>87238545
Woman*
she's called acidjazzsinger on instagram

>>87237324
I can understand liking either or both the prequels and orginal trilogy, but liking these disney zombie monstrosities is the mark of the ultimate pleb, my first viewing of this will be the cam rip, i'm not paying to watch unless it somehow by some miracle turns out to be good

>>87242580
This is probably the most interesting and attractive picture of her I have seen

>>87237324
Question: You email this back in time 10 years ago to yourself and say this is a poster from the star wars prequels in a decade. What would your self say then?

>>87246416
>He wanted to do it with wookies but didn't have enough budget so he downsized them and created the Ewoks instead

Actually it was because someone pointed out how good with technology Chewie was and George realized the Wookies probably weren't all that primitive.

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>>87246475
It's the power of Disney, they're a big company that can undermine your career. You remmeber the Darth Maul voice actor who trashed the prequels? Now he's sucking JJ Abrams dick.

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>>87246406

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When will Jorge come back?

>>87246548
He's clearly hustling for a role

t. actor

>>87237324
Is that the poster? cuz it looks like it was made after effects

>>87246531
>>87246416
Based on how Nu-Star Wars is just copy pasting the originals, I'm sure we will either have the final confrontation on Endor or on Kashykk

>>87246691
he voiced maul

>>87246727
>Based on how Nu-Star Wars is just copy pasting the originals, I'm sure we will either have the final confrontation on Endor or on Kashykk

Apparently part of the Han Solo movie takes place on Kashyyyk

>>87237324
Why is Rey a giant?

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Only penguin i respect.

>>87238005

I unironically believe this is the absolute worst thing that has ever happened in the history of the Star Wars entertainment empire. It's worse than the Holiday Special.

WHY WOULD YOU CAST THIS THING IN YOUR MOVIE

>>87246905
you see John Boyega's big head? he won't be there on the chinese poster

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holy fuck guys its not the official poster

its a fucking trading card

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>>87240738
At least it's accurate to the fact that half the movie revolves around this

>>87246962
>Booyega's head will be replaced with one of those penguin things

>>87246406
TNJO was Star Wars: The Anime Fanfic

>>87247065
Even if you didn't like the story, the characters were good and could be used in an original sequel series

>>87239868
>Best selling Chinese film because of one Chinese character.
>said Chinese character is an ugly girl who is going to get BLACKED by Boyega

Yeah no, if the second point happens China might riot. But to the first point it will still probably do TFA numbers, China would rather see a male Chinese character or lead.

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>>87244606
Fuck you, Bionicle had better designs than this shitfest

>>87247106
The Chinese will riot alone over the fact that they see Americans casting an ugly fat vietnamese pug as the same as a chinese woman

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>>87238631
>x-wing in the water
EYY BADDA BING BADDA BOOM POETRY

>>87246382
The worst thing about this poster is the awkward blur between space and the snow/clouds. That and all the ugly actors.

>>87246906

;___;7

May all penguins who wander find what they seek

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>>87238005
>>87238005
>>87238005

THIS POSTER NEEEDS MORE YELLLLLLLLOW REEEE

>>87238631
>http://imgur.com/a/jhvB0

I feel like I'm looking at a bunch of Halloween store knock off costumes.

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>>87239055
>>87241916
>>87239090
>>87244853

It says it's an executioner, I thought it would have been a literal executioner but apparently it's just a unit with an edgy video game/anime name

>>87247596
I bet that's a light axe, there will be a blade across the gap.
Disney innovation.

>>87247665
It's probably not even an axe, maybe it's just a non-lethal trapping device

>>87247596
>but apparently it's just a unit with an edgy video game/anime name

Nope it literally is a human guillotine:

http://www.slashfilm.com/star-wars-the-last-jedi-executioner-stormtrooper-first-order-judicial/

>“The First Order can only operate effectively with the absolute loyalty of its followers. Should any soldier be found guilty of treason, it is up to this special branch of Stormtroopers to dispense final justice.”

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*breathes in*..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>87247437
I'm looking at the nose ridge as the mouth. He looks like a fucking frogman.

>>87247774
Pepe imperial pilot?

>>87247725
What's the smaller electric blade for

>>87241698
In case you run out of batteries for the light blade. Duh.

>>87247763

HHAHAAHA the black dude is all MonkaS "why the fuck is dis chinese bitch here."

>>87247763
why would you post a direct link to the image you posted as source? How new are you?

>>87247846
So people know I didn't just photoshop her hat to be at a 45 degree angle

>>87246406

I've got a bad feeling that Disney might try to retcon away the Expanded Universe even further by buying up all the paperback books and comics they can find and destroying them.

>>87247031
SIVA empowers JJ Abrams

you fags are going to watch this movie 5 times consecutively on opening day. dont kid yourselves

>>87247887
I had this feeling when disney announced last year the rocketeer sequel was gonna change cliff into a black woman, i immediately bought all the comics from amazon

>>87247922
go fuck yourself, I will literally only watch a version of this that has been buccaneered, these fucks ain't getting a dime from me, I learned my lesson from seeing TFA

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wait wouldn't the lightsaber get pushed through the floor? do lightsabers have mass?

>>87247978
I will watch it twice then, to make up for your theft

>>87248067
the floor is obviously made out of kortosis
or he's simply holding the lightsaber without pushing it into the ground you fucking retard

I started as female, year ago. I would like to change her aspect now and make her a male just to change, but you can't change the gender. I have to start another pg with the same money, but not the same asset.

A bit lame.

>>87247922
*On release BDrip release day, you mean?

>>87248134
are you even in the right thread faggot

>>87248067
fuck these new guards look retarded

>>87248090
cuck

>>87240850
Absolutely this and whats more, every single one of the new cast is actually fucking ugly
Why tho

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>>87246081
>new

Why do the guards have to look like fucking lobsters again?

>>87248175
Why? The FO wants to be like the Empire.

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>>87248217
are you asking me why they look retarded?

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>>87248123

it looks like he's leaning on it in a knightly pose

why would he just be holding it like that with the tip coincidentally grazing the floor

>>87248192
Ugliness is instant character for people who can't write

>>87238005
William Hung?

>>87246190
Because Chinese people unlike niggers have money and are a force to reckon with. Also Africa soon will be Asian too.

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ni hao

>>87248067
So are the Knights of Ren totally written out or are they going to turn the Knights into the Red Guard? And I like the Praetorian. They look Genndy as fuck.

>>87248479
they just cant top that

>>87248278
He is clearly leaning on his knee.

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I guess that asian bitch is as hot as asian women get...

>>87242314
Due to bugedtary constraints at the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center, there wasn't enough petty cash left over to buy a Kolto tank.

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>>87238005

How does he make the time to run North Korea, and star in a movie?

>>87237324
Looks good to be honest

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>>87237324

>>87248748
>needing the bandanna nurses to keep hair out of their eyes when they don't even have hair
Hmmmm... Very good Disney.

>>87242314
He healed the actual scar and then had that new one done because he though it would look cooler. He is a larping faggot, after all. This is my new headcanon.

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>>87242314
If you look closely you'll see the scar Kylo has in Ep 8 is not in the same place it was in Ep 7. It crossed his nose in 7, and now it goes over his eye.

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>>87238005

>>87248998
>>87248835

>>87247763
>oh a black and chinese imperial officer. they don't look like spies at all. move along, it's even racist to think of that!

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What happened to Punished Venom 3p0?

>>87240942
>a Disney employee
>endorsing Superman

>>87249108
go back to redit with your rage comic trash faggot

>>87237379
That's intentional.

>>87248748
Why they look so damn sad?

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>>87250566
:)

>>87250713
they are ugly fucking monsters trying to express some feminity

reminder that the kind of people who say TFA and R1 are better than the prequels is the kind of scum that claims ESB is better than ANH AKA people who rely on popular opinion to form their own

>>87239082
but that was supposed to be phasma

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With Finn and the dumpy asian bitch as leads, is this the ugliest lead cast in big budget film history?

Someone help me out here, cause I honestly can't think of anything worse.

>>87241729
>will never be adapted
>will never be ruined
Be grateful.

>>87237324
Is her light stick broken?

>>87244539
>green lightsaber
What? I have a VHS copy, and the saber is green on the cover.

>>87251070
>*blue lightsaber
Sorry, brainfart.

>>87238478
Uggs were designed in Australia to walk on sand

>>87241919
Go fucking kill yourself.
Somebody got payed to do this.

>>87247725
>Take a one hour course in lopping heads off with a space axe
>This is your specialisation, and entire military career now
>They take away your blaster and give you a special costume, but it's just some black shoulders and a stripe on the helmet
>This is necessary to perform your role, because how else would everybody know the Imperials have a specialist corps for beheading people, and that you went on that course?

>>87246406
>we will never see Mara Jade unless based Filoni throws her into Rebels

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>>87251199
>we will never see Mara Jade unless based Filoni throws her into Rebels

Not on our watch!

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>that barely noticeable scratch

i realized i should just embrace SJW culture. I'll get laid more and get to enjoy movies again. I honestly dont know why i stand with antiSJWs. you're not actually mad, i know because you still go to see the films. You don't really care at all.Yet i still have to listen to you complain every minute of everyday.

I keep trying to get you guys to actually try to do something but it's almost like you believe Kathleen Kennedy is regularly browsing this board for your opinion. Why on earth would you think complaining on here would actually get anything to change?

I don't get it, what's the problem?

>>87237324
No wonder Mark's trashing this so hard.

>>87251411
>i should just embrace SJW culture. I'll get laid more
You are a delusional moron.
>i might work for me
If you are not getting laid already and have a taste for fat ugly women and dykes with colored hair you will score nothing.

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>>87238005
Fuck I don't think even China will approve of this.

>>87251411
>>87251504
This. Nigga ain't no Joss Whedon who has it down to a science. He's fucked everyone from Charisma Carpenter to Eliza Dushku to Amy Acker to Anita Sarkeesian

>>87251504
why should i listen to the people who cant even get movies to get better?

>>87238764
It looks like Finn is smoking a pipe

>>87251425
it's ugly

>>87250938
they realized their fuck up and adapted

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>>87238806

Between these idiotic costume changes with nonsensical weapons and what they are doing to the imperial guards, I think that's enough for me not to see it.

>>87251870
Meh. No uglier than any other Star Wars poster since the 70s

>>87248479
is he wearing oxfords? LOL

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>>87246406
Fuck, I never cared much for it, but even the Yuuzhan Vong storyline would have been much more interesting than this regurgitated shit too.

>A powerful enemy invades from another Galaxy
>Post-war Republic hard pressed and overstretched
>Imperial remnant trying to take advantage of the chaos (perhaps with Thrawn appearing)
>We follow Han's son and daughter as they take part in the war

Instead we get...
>Muh nu Order
>Giant Death Star
>Giant Supremacy ship
>Snoke in a bathrobe
>Le edgy fedora autist as villain
>Muh pottery, muh rhymes
>Entire ripoff of the original story arc for a quick cashgrab

Fuck Disney

reminder that no matter how much you mock it normies are going to gobble it just because it says "Star Wars" at the beginning.

>>87252155
And /tv/ will dismiss it for the same reason.

Maybe we should wait until it's out before we decide if it's good or bad.

>>87237324

thats made in pain by some random faggot right?

>>87245940
kek

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>>87252142
Literslly a disfigured Hugh Hefner in a golden bathrobe

>delete the EU for continuity issues
>change the scar on Kylo's face because it wasn't cool enough

>>87252222
But you don't get a refund when it's bad you faggot. It smells and looks like shit, chances are this is shit. Besides all these characters are the same fags from Force awakens, they're not gonna be interesting all of a sudden, we got 2 more chinks and we're supposed to be excited?

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>>87238005

If they're so eager to attract the Asian market, why couldn't they go with an actual big name Chinese actress who doesn't look like she lives under a bridge?

>>87251311
Why the fuck wouldn't they want Mara Jade? She was a strong independent character. Is it because she isn't ugly?

>>87252342
Too white

>>87252345
Too white, dating a white guy too
Unnaceptable

>>87248808
Maybe the back of their heads are erotic in their culture and they are lizard nuns.
Of course the real answer is that Disney doesn't give 2 shits and it makes no sense.

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WHERE'S MY FUCKING DINNER REY

DON'T TELL ME THOSE RETARDED PENGUINS ATE IT AGAIN

>>87240942
no, thanks

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>>87252371

Seriously though, imagine Fan Bingbing having a love affair with Poe, how hot would that be? Add in a little romantic rivalry between her and Rey and we'd be golden.

>>87242462
>>87242483
>>87242509
>>87242703
>>87242900

so this is the power of /tv/?

>>87252523
I'd rather have Poe be gay. I want to see what kind of shit storm Disney runs into when they confirm it. It's not like Star Wars can be saved at this point anyway. They fucked up the casting of the main characters in TFA.

>>87252644
Poe will be revealed as a proud Trans male

>>87246406
Is the new story great? No. Would 18 books of that could have been 3 with a race who is magically unstoppable because muh dovin basils, a magical runaway planet, and at the end after killing trillions the republic days "lol we all make mistakes. You're forgiven" be better?

>>87252714
The EU was better, they have no right to just delete it and replace it with the shit they are doing. How is this debatable?
New shit doesn't justify deleting old shit.

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>>87252714
The EU gave us the best villain in Star Wars history after Vader.

Imagine what these shit movies could have been with Thrawn as antsgonist leading the Imperial remnant instead of >le evil angry white nerd

>>87252912
A fucking blue male

>>87252794
The EU had good stuff like Thrawn, and Rougue squadron had good moments. I hope that they do take some inspiration from those series. But that youzang vong war was kinda stupid. I liked the idea of a new enemy, but they were written overly powerful and then at the end the "All is forgiven" even though they killed trillions of people made no sense. It's actually what made me stop reading EU books

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All of that shitshow seems really like a test of (((disney))) to see how much of a sheep the goy truly is. They think they could straight out reboot the shit out of ANH and go full fanservice to get shekels, with anti white propaganda on top, and now they are literally going to do the same again. I really hope it won't work as much this time, or else the goys are indeed sheeple.