What do you think of Orlando Bloom

>>87234936
Annoying. Always plays those naive whining hopeless romantic types

Orlando whom???

Always a pussy.

>>87234936

tiny dick
bland actor

>>87234936
He has a little white dick.

>>87234936
i always confuse him with johnny depp

>>87234936
One of the worst actors ever.

>>87234936
I can't think of a single movie he's ever been in besides Pirates of the Caribbean.

Even as I was typing that sentence I forgot he was Legolas. Holy shit, what a bland dude.

>>87234936
He was good in Extras

he looks like chester bennington

I liked the Calcium Kid

>>87235308
This was my first thought too. Cash in movie about Linkin Park when?

>>87235308
ONE THING I DON'T KNOW WHY

>>87235308
Are you fucking blind??

ex wife cucked him with bieber

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>>87234936
Seems cool

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>>87236933
>imagine having a job where taking a picture of a dick will be the highlight of your year

>>87236933
Jesus fucking Christ.

Imagine touching cold water of the ocean and your dick is still that fucking massive and balls are still visible and not pulled up into your body. Lucky motherfucker

I HATE YOU ORLANDO YOU ARE NOT HUMAN

>>87236933
who's the cellulite?

>>87237262
>that fucking massive
wat
It's small
>>87237537
katy perry

Along with Russell Brand. He fucked Katy Perry. Both assholes!

>>87237724
>wat
>It's small
He's touched water.

If that's small, how huge was he before he touched the water? 2 feet? Shut the fuck up

>>87237262
orlando please

>>87237752
his dick is clearly ~75% erect, stupid.

He's 5.5, tops.

GoT would be better if he was Jon Snow

He always plays a faggy character, punctuated with Paris

>>87237752
No it's not small considering he was in cold water

>>87236933
>>87237262
>this is what white bois think is massive

>>87238042
Who are you replying to??? I'm not saying he's small. He's more than twice the average, after cold water

>>87237783
Does your pen0r point down when you're erect? He's completely flacid

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>>87236933
>normies so brainwashed they think that's small
Why is western degeneracy so bad?

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>>87238067
I bet you're an expert on penis size (totally not anti white)

>>87238183
Why do you even have something like that saved? How are you to judge anybody ever? You need to be institutionalized

>>87237262
>>87237752
>>87238042
>>87238076
Why are you so fucking convinced the water is cold? They're obviously in some warm climate ffs

He went to university at St Andrews. Not same year as my dad, but I think he went to alumni meet up though.

>>87238384
i've been to warm waters. (Jamaica, Dominican Republic), it's still impossible to walk into water until waist-level. Nobody in their right mind can dip their balls into ocean water

>>87236933
HAHAHAHA what a small dick.

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>>87238067
OOGA BOOGA MUH FUGG BIP BA DO BIP BIX NOOD MUH DIK!

>>87236933
Katy definitely has a bull or two on the side. no way she can be satisfied by this.

>>87235433
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD I DIE

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>>87239076

>when the white nationalists subtly started telling this kid what was wrong with his race before Paperboy returned

Good days.

>>87234936
If he hadn't fallen out of the Black Hawk, things might've been different in 93.

I feel bad for him due to the large amount of Jew cock he's taken