About to watch this. What am I in for?

>>87233706
Boring

>>87233706
A gigantic disappointment

A great film.

>>87233706
if you take the original alien and rip out everything that made it good and dial up the stupid to 200%, you end up with alien covenant.

>>87233706
xeno kino

>>87233706
The worst Alien movie yet.

awful main characters
meme action

>>87233706
An almost 80 years old (once) great filmmaker shredding his legacy into pieces. Yes, even further.

>>87233706
boring. some of the robot parts r ok

>>87233706

Fingering and wheat.

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>>87235478
What the fuck is Diddly Scott doing? Where did he go so wrong???

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Should there be age restrictions on filmmakers?

>>87233706
Unironically a stupid movie

>>87233706
shitty cgi

Wheat

Fassbender on point but the actual film is shit.

>>87233706
disappointment

prometheus was good comparatively

>>87235802
Thank god he's not directing Blade Runner 2049. It has a chance.

>>87235802
I'm legitimately starting to think Tony was the better director of the Scott brothers.

>>87236414
Why did david grow the wheat?

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>>87233706
and some gay robots blowing and fingering

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>>87237500
>tfw you realise that's why he had to die

>>87233706
Madness.

Madness and stupidity.

>>87233706
david is back

Prometheus 2 but somehow even worse

>>87235802
Senile.

>>87233706
It feels like he turned 3 movies into one shitty uninspired action-thriller.
It was just plain stupid and boring. Not even the dick android could save it.

a plot that relies on all the protagonists to be functionally retarded

also lots of gays

>>87233706
Honest answer, fun but stupid Alien™ flick.

Even avp 1 is better

>>87233706
Better than most of them, save the first which is best. Actually has shit that makes you think, but it's not stimulating

>>87233706
The Prometheus of Prometheus

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pleb status: filtered

>>87233706

Had potential, totally failed in all aspects possible. Absolutely disgusting/10

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>>87242637
>replying to the entire thread
retard status: confirmed

>>87242721
I did not reply to the entire thread. Are you blind?

I'm still too terrified that it will be awful to even watch it. I want to pretend it doesn't exist.

>>87233706
It's a cash cow.

>>87242787
It's average. Watchable, enjoyable but all very predictable.

>>87242749

>Are you blind?

DEPLOY THE GARRISON

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>>87233706
It's almost identical to Sunshine.
Instead replace terraforming and space colonisation plot with sunrebootwithanuke.exe
>Sci-fi that turns into a slasher flick toward the third act.

>>87242637
Mass replies like this should be subject to capital punishment even if your country doesn't usually do that.

>>87233706
Throw out any concept of it being a traditionally good movie and it's comedy fucking gold. Fassbender plays two characters that gay all over each other, and Katherine Waterston looks so much like her dad I was wondering how they got the Law and Order guy to look so young. Fun creature feature if you don't take it seriously.

>>87233706
david kino

>>87233706
I thought it was better than Prometheus, but I preferred Noomi over this new chick.
Fassbender is just great in the both of them though.

>>87233706
Literally the worst Alien movie in the franchise.

>>87233706

Fassbender drifting on an ocean of shit.

alien > aliens > covenant = prometheus > shit > alien 3 > alien 4

>>87242637
Go to bed Rolfe.

the realization that the original alien is the result of people following the country road song onto a planet where none of them wear helmets

>>87233706
The most fascinating movie released this year, by a wide margin. Other directors simply can't compete.

>>87243594
accurate

>>87243594

I'd swap 3 and 4

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>>87240385

Warning movie spoiler :

why does david kill the engineers ?

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Great film, until they meet David. Costume design was impeccable.

>>87242637
Mass repliers should be hanged

>>87243876

Nvm i just found the extra that explains this and alot of other things

Why not include this in the actual movie !

star trek: aylium edition

When's the third movie coming out ?

>>87244474
God willing, within this decade. Money never was and continues not to be a problem for Ridley Scott, but Fox might pussy out with the IP.

>>87237641
David grew the wheat to experiment with genetic selection

>>87244516

The advent got me pretty hyped for the "queen" story

So hopefully not long ,shame the budget will be pretty badly slashed

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>>87233706
Cringy stronk womyn but they end up balancing it with even more dumb female crew members, also cucking shower by the end.
Dr. Shaw was the closest thing they could get to Ripley.

>>87244860
Scott could probably fund the whole movie by himself if he wanted.

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>>87233706
The first quarter makes Prometheus totally irrelevant

>>87245002
It never came off as cringy strong woman shit though.
She was incompetent as fuck and wouldn't have survived if it wasn't for Kenny Powers.

only good scene is the first encounter

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>>87245009

He'd go broke in the process

Even with a smaller budget