SLYTHERIN!

>>87232320
why is Slytherin allowed to exist?

Also, why does Voldemorte hate muggles but accepts negros?

>>87232386
>Also, why does Voldemorte hate muggles but accepts negros?
Hitler accepted negros, why wouldn't Voldemort? I know you've been brainwashed to think he hated them but he and the rest of Germany showed more courtesy to Jesse Owens during the Olympics of the time than his own countrymen.

>>87232504
so was Voldemorte a civic wizard nationalist?

>based Crabbe please fuck my wife!

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Yes, yes, well done Slytherin, HOWEVER, despite your best efforts, you are just unfortunate participants in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>87232386
Slytherin is literally the best house. Elon Musk, Marcus Aurelius, Plato, George Patton and Adolf Hitler are all Slytherin's. It's a house for the strongest and best all around wizards, It's just written by a horrible author so the house doesn't make much sense to be in there.
>why does Voldemorte hate muggles but accepts negros?
What do you even mean? Voldemort was an advocator for pure wizard blood, if a negro had pure wizard blood they were in. The same went with Hitler, if a negroid was for national socialism they were respected too. Niggers were literally treated better in Nazi Germany then they were in America during that time.

>>87232715
No, he wanted pure blood you moron.

>>87232853
that's my question

Under Voldemorte's logic and ideology, Beatrix Lestrange would be a disgrace if she fucked a muggle, but it would be a-okay if she got gangbanged by a bunch of black wizards? And he says his principal concern but 'purity' of wizard blood.

It never made sense why anyone would follow this retard.

>>87232504
No wonder the alt-kike neckbeards love le based black men. They and Hitler are secret niggerloving kikes.

>>87232977
Because he's le evil, it's not about making sense. Evil people follow evil leaders, you know the nazis were just simply evil? Don't try look into what they actually stood for and the complexity of the movement. They were just evil, like voldemort. heheh. Nothing personnelo, friendo.

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>ambitious people are evil
>only the diverse, bookish, multicultural, worker-bee houses are the good guys

Were the Harry Potter movies actually any good

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When will the game of thrones leftovers go back?

>>87232504
>>87232715
>>87232853
Ironically Voldemort is half-muggle.

>>87232977
>Under Voldemorte's logic and ideology, Beatrix Lestrange would be a disgrace if she fucked a muggle
Which makes it really fucking weird that she follows a half-blood. It's not even a secret, either.

>>87232777
>atlas shrugged
>god tier

>>87233053
Not really, Nazis did not accept or like niggers in any way or form. But a black advocator for national socialism is a friend for a while. As simple as that. Nazis saw niggers as sub human like any people with a brain but they were for those who wanted the same as them. National socialism and race realism. People are different and should live in different places.

>>87233125
No. They were all pretty poor adaptations of what was already a mediocre book series (that I still have nostalgia for admittedly). The first 2 movies were shit despite being page for page copies because they cheesed it up and still couldn't capture the whimsical humour from the books.

>>87232977
I don't think a Hitler would think too highly of any woman who participated in gangbangs with a bunch of Ubermensch either.

The wizard-muggle distinction is just more important to the HP universe than race

Which does bring the question:
Are Squibs born of Purebloods still OK for Death Eaters since their blood is still pure?
And if two Squibs born of Pureblood parents have a child who can use magic, would this child be considered Pureblood as well?

>>87233125
No they're comfy to watch with a gf if you have one. Slytherin is cool. That's it.

Took that one House sorting test twice. Got Gryffindor followed by Slytherin both times

Im Harry Plotter

>>87233289
>Are Squibs born of Purebloods still OK for Death Eaters since their blood is still pure?

No, purebloods pretended that Squibs never happened and deleted them from the family trees.

>And if two Squibs born of Pureblood parents have a child who can use magic, would this child be considered Pureblood as well?

Definitely not. Even if the grandparents were "pure", the parents were flawed and effectively Muggles.

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>>87232818
>elon musk
let me guess, you actually think electric cars are the future?

>>87233289
>I don't think a Hitler would think too highly of any woman who participated in gangbangs with a bunch of Ubermensch either.

Yeah but that's not the point.

Hitler's ideology was at least coherent.

Voldemorte's is incoherent. He harps on about purity of wizard blood, but is completely blind to racial matters. Wizard demographics follow muggle demographics, remember.

>>87233416
I don't really care about all that, I was just saying. He's ambitious, smart and cunning. Cunning in his own way that is.

>>87233441
Did Voldemort even really care about all the pureblood stuff? He was halfblood himself and grew up in a muggle orphanage. It seemed like all the Death Eaters were just a means to an end for him.

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>>87233364
Got Slytherin followed by Ravenclaw.
Literal master race reporting in. I am flawless.

>>87233599
yes, he straight out says that it's disgusting for wizards and witches to breed with muggles.

>>87233053
Fuck off jew.

Why would anyone want to join Slytherin? Potter straight up says they're an unpleasant looking lot and Hermione already said Gryffindor is by far the best before she joined despite the fact that she would be biased towards Ravenclaw.

>>87232715
maybe he was a part of a wizard union

>>87233935
You would think ambitious and rich people would want the objectively best house though, which is Gryffindor, not down in the basement with the likes of Crabbe and Goyle.

>>87233884
Maybe because people don't read or watch the franchise as brain dead moron's that just consume anything Rowling throws at them without giving it a second though. Slytherin is superior to every single house, it has the best traits of everyone.

>>87233999
the sorting is basically
Gryffindor=Normies
Rawenclaw=Nerds
Hufflepuff=Weak losers
Slytherin=Semi autistic but very ambitious and smart normie nerd losers

>>87232504
Hitler literally walked out of the stadium when Jesse Owens went up

>>87234122
Gryffindor is for Chads
Hufflepuff are the normies

>>87234168
They're loyal and dumber than he is, which is important. If he hung around people as smart as him he wouldn't be able to control them.

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>>87234173
And you belong to the latter, correct?

>>87234123
Myth

>>87234173
lol, no. Ron is not a chad, he's a normie. The only chads are in Slytherin. Draco and co.

>>87234123
lol, no.

>>87234123
Didn't he try to shake his hand and Jesse Owens refused?

>>87234247
true I suppose, Ron, Harry, Neville and nearly all of Griffyndor males were virgins (all witches fucked male muggles on the school break) whenthey graduated Hogwarts.

>>87233148
>Which makes it really fucking weird that she follows a half-blood. It's not even a secret, either.

It's never mentioned though, he may drum up the Slytherin-Gaunt stuff but they may just think that he has some inbred back country origin or something

>>87234453
Only a kike would insult Hitler.
You're a filthy jew, stop pretending to be anything different.
Trump is an ends to a mean and has been doing a decent job so far.

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>mfw it's my turn this week to drink the PolyJuice Potion of Pansy Parkinson and get railed by every guy in the house

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I guess it's that time again!

http://www.personalitylab.org/tests/bfi2_hogwarts.htm

Don't fill in the data mining on the bottom, obviously. and post results. I never get conclusive results on this. do I just get kicked out of Hogwarts?

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>tfw when Filch rapes Neville

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>>87234993
>you dumb /pol/ poster
I knew it. Couldn't keep up the facade Goldberg?

>harry potter turning into faggot nazi identity "politics"
stormfront truly is the new mlp

>>87233416
>let me guess, you actually think electric cars are the future?

As opposed to what? genuinely curious.