Why did Ron scream in pain and need medical assistance when his

>>87231123
jesus, harry potter lore is fucking cancer

>>87231123
Fake drama

we want the yu gi oh audience

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He was trying to escape through death, but to no avail, the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>87231123
Nervius gassio

>>87231474
>atlas shrugged
>god tier

>>87231670
i made the mistake of reading it back in my teens

1100 pages of her writing the same fucking thing, beating the reader over the head with her ideals.

the book could easily be condensed down to about 300 pages.

>>87231474
>God tier
1 good book, rest are edgy 'did not read' but quote books

>High tier
"Oscar Wilde", more quote shit

>Middle tier
Emo book covers and a children's book

>Low tier
Whos heard of any of that shit? Probably some
hipster reddit book club shit

>'Shit tier'
Actual well known books and authors

I'm not even going to bother reading all that shit you wrote, no doubt its reddit-tier quote's you've stolen off some 14yr old atheist.

>>87231474
>He was trying to escape through death, but to no avail
kekus maximus

>>87231474
Fucking love this pasta every time I see it

>>87232105
>>87231670
This reverse bait angle is pretty impressive honestly

>>87231474
>all the good books are in shit tier

Yeah, I'm not falling for this bait.

>IMG_0043
Ah yes the numale asking idiotic questions again

>>87231474
This pasta warms my heart

>>87231123
Falling out of an almost 2 meter stone/hard glass statue by an almost 3 meter statue with a lot of force sure makes your body and reactions comfortable, right?...

>>87232971
Yeah, just like all those kids jumping off swings that get knocked out and have to have emergency medical treatment.

>>87234023
>Thinking falling with the force of a giant stone statue it´s the same as jumping of a swing

Besides, there has been incident for that, you know?

>>87234646
Youre right, the swing would have more force due to momentum, especially with your fat ass on it.

>>87231123
Because getting stabbed in the chess hurts, retard.

>>87235032
TFW I only weight 60 kilograms

>>87235053
HAHAHAHA look at this fucking lad over here. Seriously bro if I were in the same room as you right now I would take your ass

>>87235088
DUBS COMFIRM1!
YES THIS IS A SAMEFAG!!

>>87232825
Post your address so I can send a couple of niggas to rape your mom. Is she into BDSM?

>>87231123
he will scream in pain as i rape his ass