why do american teenagers have one of these in their desks in movies?

They cant beat their dry dicks without lube

Americans have their foreskins sliced off to make anti-aging creams for women, so they need the lotion to safely stimulate the head of their penis.

>>87229819
is this a fucking ad? fuck me jani you aren't even hiding it any more

>>87229819
Circumcision turns the head of the penis to scar tissue so they need artificial lubricants to stimulate themselves

>>87229819
>americans need lube to jerk off
>also seem to think toilet paper is good for cleaning up after

im cut and never used lube as a teen because where the fuck would i get it? did you guys ask your mom to buy you vaselin?

maybe i should have because my cock has literally no sensation now

>>87229890
/thread

>>87229890
wait what??

>>87229915
same here bro, although lube is just cream, any oil or cream in your house would work. but what i really posted to say is the extra cock callouses now let's us fuck longer before coming. she almost always comes twice before i do.

>>87229915
should of used spit like everybody does

>>87230038
bittersweet i suppose, being able to machinegun fuck a girl until she cums is good for the ego but i literally can't feel shit

i need a sissy gf(male) to really drain me

>>87230129
enjoy your aids

>>87230129
I like how you distinguish between male and female sissy gf's.
I was originally under the impression you meant a female sissy, thanks man.

>>87229819
muslims, kikes, americans and other subhumans mutilate their dicks, LMAO

cant make this shit up

>>87230129
ever thought about pets? they'd have tighter holes than any non-loli bumhole and you won't get hiv

>>87230175
>he's not into bug catching

>>87230274
absolutely degenerate

>not using coconut oil
plebs

>>87229903
ive never once jerked with lube before and im circumcised. it feels fine to me. i dont get it

>>87229915
Only retards think you need lotion and kleenex to jack off. They're just rubes falling for Jew marketing.

>>87229865
Sure you can.

Lotion just makes your hand feel like a pussy. American ingenuity.

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>"i care about other men's penises"

>>87229819
It's for fapping famalam.