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>>87229421
Switch 1 and 4 and that's my exact ranking.

>>87229421

you can rate turds all yo want, but a turd is still a turd.

>>87229421
3 was shit

>>87229421
true

>>87229421
6 > 5 > 4 > 3 > 7 > 1 > 2 > 8
tbqh

dullest franchise poster in 3, 2 1...

Its irrefutable Rowling created the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

a-at least the books were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>87229570
at least include the image

>>87229421
So, in the shit scale 3 us the shittiest?

Dumb faggot, your image is so bad

Grow up, numales

>>87229421
good

>>87229502
I've only see the first 4 and thought the 4th was terrible, hence why I stopped even after my ex begged me to keep watching them with her.

>>87229421
I thought chamber of secrets was the third, that's the best one

>>87229570
>no connection to the topic in the first sentence
>no image
0/10

>>87229421
I always confuse all the films after Azkaban, all of them feel similar to me, while everything else feels like it has it's own style per film.

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>>87229570
you fucked it up my man

>PoA EVER ranked 1st

This meme needs to die.

>fan/v/eddit comes back
>quality of /tv/ is down the drain again
What a surprise

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>You've lost, white man

What did he mean by this?

Chamber of Secrets is my favourite Harry Potter film

Because it allowed Cuaron to make Children of Men which is one of my favourite films of all time

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As much as I'd like to attempt to, I can't prove you wrong with regard to one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>87229421

Anyone who doesnt believe 3 is the only interesting book and that 2 isnt the best movie is an absolute retard or a contrarian.

>>87229558
>>87229570
Nicely done

>>87229876
"irrefutable," dumbass

Why does Odran hangout with under 18 year olds when hes almost 30?

>>87230182
I mentioned the wrong harry potter film -i'm sorry I've had some drink and don't actually give a shit about harry potter but children of men is still fucking amazing

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>>87230211
>the virgin teacher
>the chad professor

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>a!
what did he mean by this?
was he trying to say something?

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>>87229421
I love 1 2 and even 4 is good but the others are even better

>>87230341
ta!

>>87230189
>atlas shrugged
>god tier

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>>87230352
Why are you so tasteless? Like it's unbelievable how bad your taste in everything is including sports

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>>87230341
>>87230373
Deh!

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/deh/filter/text/

>>87230341
I haven't seen these films in years but that bit where voldemort pops up made me laugh so fucking hard - was this edited? or have I just had too much to drink

>>87230415
It's actually, unironically, genuinely, definitively, demonstrably, seriously in the movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQISw4NDHVA

1:10

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>>87230415
https://youtu.be/oQISw4NDHVA?t=1m8s
he's just green screened in

>>87229421

I remember watching 2 in a cinema as a kid and a fan of the books and it was so fucking bad I couldn't fucking sit through it.

>>87229421
nope, switch 6 and 3..3 has become too hyped for what it is, 'different'

>>87230484
>>87230478
Fucking keking my fucking ass off

My parents must have thought this was a right ole load of shit when I made them take me to see this.

>>87230301
Did snape die a virgin?

>>87230478
>all those youtube comments talking about how emotional and powerful this scene is

my sides

>>87230781
yeah
after lily started dating harry's dad he went MGTOW then took the greenpill

>>87230791
Scroll further and you'll find people genuinely defending the shot of Voldemort in question

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>>87229421
First three were the best. Went downhill afterwards.

Comfy Hogwarts is the best

why do people dislike goblet of fire ? i thought it was pretty cool, and i haven't even followed the potter series

>>87230957
>1 and 2
Radcliffe literally suffered from a disorder that slowed his mental reaction time and he spends half of those movies blankly looking at threatening things and subtly moving his mouth. He only got it under control by 3

>>87231068
Faggot

OP's list is absolute shit, 5, 6 and 7 are all too highly rated.
How you could have 1, 2, and 4 below 5 boggles my mind.

>>87229517
>The best of the franchise
>Shit

>>87229421
good ranking