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>THIS IS SUSHI IS FUCKING RAW
>THIS ICE CREAM IS FUCKING FROZEN

IT'S

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CRAWIIIING IN MY SKIIIIIN

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Gideon D. Swartzentruber, 20, is being charged with one count of sexual gratification with an animal after being discovered by his boss in a barn fucking a donkey.

“What the fuck is going on here!” The boss reportedly exclaimed upon entering the barn and seeing the affair. Swartzentruber was immediately terminated from his position as a farmhand.

“He said his privates were out of control meaning that he was horny. He said that he kind of touched the donkey and was playing around being crazy,” the official complaint stated.

Local investigators said that Swartzentruber was initially reluctant to talk about the romp, but eventually confessed, saying that “his privates were out of control” and that it didn’t “last more than a minute.” Swartzentruber also says that “he feels bad about [the situation]” and that this was the first time anything like this happened.

“He said it’s the first time he had done anything like that and he denied that he did anything with any other animals,” the police complaint concludes.

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