do (((Americans))) really do this?

Do what? What am I looking at?

>>87222370
>Americans have normalised it so much they don't even notice

christ I thought it was just a meme

>making this thread again

>>87222370
Wearing shoes indoors.

The answer is yes. We never know when we might need to do something useful outside. You wouldn't know anything about that though.

>>87222370
Obnoxious New Yorkers

>>87222327
NO we don't!!!!!

>>87222453
>Americans are so unfit that putting on shoes prevents them from being able to leave the house swiftly

>>87222327
Indeed OP, consuming crisps while standing is possibly the deepest manifestation of American anticulture.

dominate the world so extensively that everyone in the world speaks our language and spends all day mincing trivial things from our 20 year old television shows?

>>87222497
>>87222392
t. chinks

Stop pretending it's not normal, because it is.

SAGED

>>87222453
Actually a lot of Americans I know don't. When I have guests over I don't really require them to take their shoes off. I don't have kids though so not really worried about dirty floors.

>>87222497
>americans move swiftly
Kek

>Hey Cregg, would you mind taking your Hoonday and driving Meegan to Walmart to get some urbz? We need bayzil, orEGGano, and cilantro. And don't forget the aigs, Gram Crackers, zucchini, and eggplant. Oh and remember to check your meer sweety! We don't want a Neesan hitting your trunk like last time! oh and make sure there aren't any squirls in the yard when you leave, I think they're nesting in the ruff again

>>87222552
>putting on your sneakers just to go down the hall to take a shift
Americlaps everyone

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>>87222527
>dominate the world so extensively that everyone in the world speaks our language

which language is that? american?

>>87222557
>I don't have kids so

Ahaha fucking chinks will defend this to no end. So if you have kids, and people don't take their shoes off, they'll all instantly die of superaids? Maybe your pathetic progeny with their shit genes. But don't imply that Americans are somehow the weird ones for not being superstitious retards.

don't leave the fan on while you sleep either Wang

>>87222327
>Be European
>Don't have indoor bike rack
>Don't stand up while eating a whole bag of ruffles in six minutes
>Don't still use dial phone in 2017
>Don't decorate your fridge with ope sports cars and superman magnets
>Don't wear Nike sneakers with business casual dress shirts
>Don't have a knee-high blue obelisk in the corner of every room
>Don't have kitchen stools that make it so you are hunched over when eating at the counter
>Don't have Jewish friends
What do you even do on your continent?

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>go to pub with Yank lad from my work
>need a piss so I tell him I'm going to the bogs, ask for a pint
>he said he'll get one too
>come back from toilet
>he's sat there with an empty sainsbury's bag and eating a tub of ben and jerry's
>ask him where the pints are
>he apologises and pulls "mine" out the bag

what the fuck?

>>87222557
I have vans slippers that I wear indoors, the seinfeld guys are different though because it's filmed in a studio so it's not like they're trying to adhere to reality, they're just wearing their wardrobe and the camera doesn't usualy pan to their feet.
I can understand the rationale of not wanting to track dirt in your house but I'm not someone that's super anal about it.
clean your house regularly regardless if you're a sock nazi.

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>>87222599
>take a shift
What, is he going to work or something?

>>87222711
filing this one under "American humour"

I remember the first time I visited my aunt and cousins in California. I had literally no idea American's microwaved their shoes, and was totally dumbfounded.

>>87222685
you don't have friends

>>87222370
being jewish

>>87222711
>this is what Ameristan natives find """""funny"""""
yikes!!

Are Americans the most lowly and despicable race on the face of the earth?

lol yuropoors are hateful subhumans, stay obsessed.

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>go to L.A. to visit a friend
>he is working, I decide to take a stroll around town
>cross a street, police car turns around, flashlights and all
>'where ya going?' across the street I answer
>don't go there, it's dangerous you gonna get mugged and shot
>ok, go back in the apartment watch TV, miss Europe

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Do Europeans really do this?

>>87222327
i dont, not even asian but its fucking gross. my parents were always huge on this. if you wear shoes indoors you might as well just dump garbage all over your floor

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>>87222847
>going to LA

>>87222327
jew yorkers aren't real people, they're garbage people

>>87222642
Dude lol. I was agreeing with you. I personally don't take my shoes off but I know plenty of Americans that do. I can see how leaving shoes on might be unsanitary to some people but I don't worry about it. Like I said, I might if I had a baby and he was rolling around on the floor. Not because of fear of getting sick but because I am a slight germaphobe.

>>87222851
encouraging middle eastern immigrants to rape and murder them is a euro past time for the ages

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>>87222847

Can Americans ever hope to rise to the sophistication of British humour?
https://youtu.be/NwWaGSVX3cY

>>87222701
Same. I'm otherwise pretty OCD but tracking dirt in the house is fairly benign imo

>>87222327
>american """"""""""""""""culture""""""""""""""""""""""

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ameriblobs are weird

>>87222847
where did your friend live, south central?

No
if my neighbor burst into my apartment I would stab him.

>>87223093
>if your fried came into your apartment, you'd kill him
Fucking why?

>>87222651
Yuropoors destroyed.

>>87223055
That's not even Americans, just shoe fanatics. They are barely even people desu

>>87223127
I don't have any friends, a fact I enjoy. Miss pusy tho :^(

>be european
>wake up
>accidentally slam your bare foot on your cobblestone floor
>put on your pair of 300 year old boots that you've inherited
>trek 800 kilometers through mud to your shift at the syrian refugee camp, can't drive because petrol costs 4 billion quid per gallon
>get home after being robbed
>"flat" is occupied by a gypsie family
>your look of disdain when they're wearing shoes inside

>it's an /int/ cuntry war thread
Fuck off.

>>87223143
They're niggers or women, and no, they're not people.

We don't have to trudge through rivers of blood in the streets from moderate terrorist attacks every day so it's not really a problem

>>87223332
Europe knows they're inferior. These threads never actually go anywhere.

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>>87223423

why do burgers get so butthurt when you point out how retarded it is to wear shoes in the house

I can never tell if this is just a joke or not, do they actually wear shoes in their own house?

I know in sitcoms they do but surely that's just sitcoms right?

Why do black women not "get" Seinfeld?

http://madamenoire.com/697539/whats-black-men-love-seinfeld/

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>>87223659
>do they actually wear shoes in their own house?

too fat to remove them, so every floor in every amerihouse is covered in dogshite

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>>87222453
>Wearing shoes indoors.
very practical, you never know whenyou´ll have to run from another terrorist attack or gang shootout

>>87223659
I wear shoes in my house. I'm not a pussy though so theres that.

>>87223629
name a single thing that's actually wrong with wearing footwear in a building, I'll wait

>>87223807
You get all the dirt from outside in your house and its uncomfortable are you retarded?

>>87223840
you've said why it's wrong to track dirt in your house, not why it's wrong to wear shoes in a house. as far as what you consider comfortable isn't an objective reason.
go on, I'm very patient.

>>87223758
your feet must smell like shit when you take them off
or do you sleep in them too tough guy?
wipe your shitty ass moron

>>87223807
You have to remember that Europeans live in cramped, filthy old cities. They have no concept of clean, well maintained American suburbs.

>>87222327
Yes, Americans are disgusting slobs and wear sweatpants in public as casual wear.

Americans have to wear shoes indoors because at any moment a light breeze could blow down the balsa wood walls of their McMansion and fill their house with floodwater

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>Americans

>>87223945
>I don't wear shoes at all because I am concerned over my feet smelling
lolwat

>>87223758
>thinks he's tough for having to protect his delicate feet 24/7

Just take them off and relax, it's what home is for

>>87223954
Ahh. Now I feel bad. This whole time I thought Europeans were just retarded. I never took into account the poor living conditions. It all is falling into place.

If you are guests in someones house and they have wooden floors they might not care as much if you wear shoes.

>>87223897
>>you've said why it's wrong to track dirt in your house, not why it's wrong to wear shoes in a house.

If you wear shoes inside the house you bring dirt in your house fucking hell you are stupid

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I don't care what anyone says, I LOVE Lorde.

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>>87223954
You mean Mr Goldberg's runt batteries?

Americans are literally just worker drones

>>87223954
old cities in the US are fucking filthy so I can only imagine being in shit hole yurop. they probably legitimately are tracking around traces of the bubonic plague on the bottom of their shoes so I can understand their concern.

>>87224092
I visited Paris a few years ago and it was appallingly gross.

>>87224125
nice body on that slut

>>87224147
Where the fuck is the garden fence at the back?

>>87224147
You will never experience having a high school party in a big backyard with red party cups. I get why you guys are salty.

>>87224110
Oh no! The horror! A microscopic amount of dirt came into my house! Hahaha are Europoors this pussified? That is hilarious.

>>87222557
>I do don't make my friends take off their shoes.

In any civilized nation, guests assume that their shoes are coming off when they go to a friend's house. Jesus Christ I thought this shit was just a meme, as well.

>Yuros don't microwave their shoes to radiate all the germs off so they can wear their shoes indoors and even to bed

>>87224110
this only applies if you're wearing your shoes from outside in the house, and even still there's numerous ways to mitigate dirt from your footwear contaminating your house.
are you unable for some reason to clean your shoes or floors?

>>87224257
>What is a vacuum cleaner?

>>87224125
woah

>>87222327
who wants to look at smelly naked feet, you fucking chinks are twisted.

>>87224219
You wouldn't know a proper house party if it hit you on the head

In Britain we don't piss about with beer pong or that nonsense, it's a proper party. You'd be ringing your mum to pick you up in the bogs as soon as the ket came out

>>87224125
I cut my teeth on wedding rings

>>87222327

With close family/friends generally no. When company is over/holidays we generally wear shoes. I don't know why though. Like a proper thing to do I guess. I'm from the South though. No idea how they treat this in other areas of the country.

>>87222861
do you think youre clean when you walk in and lay all over your furniture? you take shits in your house and your worried about shoes on the floor? how much time do you spend on the floor?

>>87224257
The way I look at it, it seems childish to make guests walk around in their socks although I can understand if you have new carpeting instead of hardwood floors l.

In Japan they'll literally sudoku your head off on the spot with their concealed katana if you dare to walk inside their home with your filthy gaijin shoes on and since Japan is literally prefect in every way, no shoes indoors MUST be the way to live. Try to argue against THAT you filthy fucks

>>87224407
God britspeak is so lame.

>>87224407
but what if someone tracked dirt in your house?

>>87222327
Jerry Seinfeld actually thinks he's funny, which is so embarrassing.

>>87222594
and they say white stereotypes don't exist

>>87224451
Oy govna, da fuk yoo say about me mum you fucking poof!

>>87224407
>it's a proper party.

But what are you doing the whole time? Just drinking and talking to each other loudly?

>>87224407
oh wow you're so cool man, only britain has drugs. proper knickered, just off my tits envying your life. wow.

>>87224413
>swn cut her teeth on my foreskin
jdimsa

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>>87222594
>aigs

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>>87223609

>wadch oud for snages

Fucking Spurdo never disappoints.

>>87223991
Just drop the nuke. ...

>>87224429
>>87224323
I still can't tell if this is trolling or if Americans are actually retarded.

What is the benefit of wearing shoes inside?

>>87224602
what kind of third world shoes do they make in europe that make them so unbearable to wear?

>>87222594
I don't understand what this is supposed to be.

>>87224645
I live in Canada. This is nuts. It's way more comfortable to be in socks.

What is the benefit of wearing shoes inside? Seriously?

>>87224649

They're making fun of the common American dialect I guess.

>>87224602
There's no benefit but making your guests walk around in socks just seems childish to me.

>>87222327
>Kramer bursts open the door
>audience is silent
>Kramer takes his shoes off
>audience goes wild

>>87224602
>what is the benefit of wearing clothes inside?

>>87223609
Pretty much this.
Americans are obsessed with projecting their own problems onto the rest of the world.

>>87224694
Lol wot?

>>87224694
abloobloobloo! stop MAKING me do stuff MOM!

I have a theory on obsessed europoors and their obsession with americans wearing shoes in the house, it's because they have no concept of hired help. I have a team of maids and professionals come in every week and clean every inch of my house. If I track dirt into my million dollar house, it's professionally cleaned in a manner of hours while eurotrash walk over wooden planks with nails in them.

>>87224690
Sounds more canadian to me

>>87224688
>It's way more comfortable to be in socks.
it's way more comfortable to be balls deep inside of a vagina than not, but you're presumably walking around in shoes all day either outside or in an office so I genuiniely fail to see the huge deal of wearing a a pair of shoes in a house compared to other places.

>yuropoors live in such squalor they can't even walk outside without ruining their shoes and leaving trails where they walk

>>87224719
Shoes are to protect your feet. Do you need protection for your feet inside?

>>87223991
Did somebody make a labelled version yet?

>>87224797
It's the opposite in fact. We live in such pristine natural environments we can walk outside without shoes.
Murrilards can't even take them off inside their own homes because it's so filthy.
SAD

>>87224764
Pretty much. My mom as well as the other suburban moms always made us take our shoes off in the house as kids. As an adult, I'm not going to throw a fit if I have a get-together and some people choose to wear shoes. It just seems weird to me to make everyone take their shoes off like we're 10.

>>87224808
you should do it now, you have all this free time on a Saturday. No friends or family or anyone that cares whether you live or die, might as well make a sick meme right champ

>>87224793
>It's more comfortable to be in a vagina all the time
>Since I'm not in a vagina all the time I choose to never be in a vagina

This is literally the argument to uh just made. You are a month breathing retard. Don't bother responding because I'm leaving this thread :^)

>>87224799
Shirts are protection for your upper body. Do you need protection from your upper body inside? I think you should immediately shed anything that is not 100% beneficial the exact moment that it ceases to be.

>>87224834
european cities are calcutta tier shitholes

>>87224407
We have ketamine in the US, too. We live right next to mexico for fucks sake.

>>87224125
she's perfect

>>87224911
>month breathing

phone poster detected.

>>87224911
I'm not the guy you're talking to and this whole thread is retarded, but you type the same in all /tv/ and youre overly active.

You're being watched son. You're a worthless little sad bitch and it shows.

>>87224694
>not wanting girls to walk around in socks so you can see how dirty their soles are

Fag

>>87224958
>worried about dirty socks and not getting up in that puss
Literal fag.

>>87224920
>Murritard education
Sorry I offended your delicate sensibilities, cletus.

>>87224984
>Nerd faggot thinks he's going to get pussy at all
Triple faggot~!

>>87224911
that's not the argument I made, just because there's different levels of comfort doesn't mean it's appropriate to maximize your comfort at all time. do you lay in bed all day long? no. but that's technically "more comfortable" than running a marathon. regardless of the dirt argument shoes can be very comfortable and wearing them signifies a level of importance and alertness to what you're doing.
like if I'm chilling at the house by myself, socks or barefoot would be the way to go, but if I'm hosting an event like barbecue where people might be going in an out on to my porch or in the yard I wouldn't mandate they remove their shoes, I'd just take on the burden of cleaning my house once everyones left, which you should do anyway.
there's no reason to be so autistic about this.

>>87225012
MODS MODS MODS

>>87225002
it's true, I've been to london and it reeks. worse than NYC or any city in the US I've been to.

>>87225037
Europeans don't have barbecues because they don't have big houses with backyards. It really is something they have no concept of.

>>87225099
>spotted the lying murrilard
New your city is a literal sewer. Unironically one large sewer.

>>87225023
>oh my! she has dirty socks! girrrrlllll please! (snaps)

>>87225099
This. London and Paris are disgustingly dirty cities. I hate NYC but it's not nearly as bad.

>>87225129
I've never been to new your city

>>87222637
American English

>>87225142
Not the guy you were replying but this is seriously the gayest fucking thing I've read on this website and I regularly lurk trap threads.

>>87225177
;^)
I'm glad you decided to take the easy out and show your true colors.

>>87222986
Ugh, where are the subtitles?

>>87225190
>thats the point

>>87222327
It's less of a problem when you have hardwood floors and you rent.

>>87225246
>still greentexting
we get it you're from reddit
fuck off

>>87225294
>America
>Hardwood anything
Come on now. We all know your houses are made of paper mache.

>>87224867
Anon, you are the ten year old. When you own a house, you get to decide whether or not people get to go traipsing around your sanctuary with their filthy shoes. If you go to someone's house and they want you to take off your shoes, you do it out of respect.
Throwing you out for not respecting their home is totally justified.

>>87224877
Why all this contempt? I just enjoy seeing other people's creativity :(

>>87224954
Fight me irl faggot.

Also I'm rarely on /tv/ so I think you got the wrong guy, but I'll still fight you.

>>87225353
I live in a nice suburb so I'll take my chances like this guy >>87225037 said. I own a vacuum cleaner.

>>87225226
4chan shitposting is srns pbsns

>>87225246
You're doing it wrong fagit

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do americans really do this?

>>87225471
Watch some triggered clap try to spin this into something positive.

>>87225423
Okay congratulations hope you get over your infantile revenge-fantasies someday

>>87225353
I certainly would take my shoes off if asked. I still think it's childish but I get that it was drilled into us as kids.

>>87225306
Is this what constitutes bait these days? Europoors can't even shitpost right.

>>87225520
I'm not sure what you're even talking about.

>>87224428
i dont place my bare asshole directly on the surface of where i sit, but i will eventually place my bare foot on whatever my disgusting shoes drug in with them if i were to wear them in the house. most likely if im in for the day or night i have showered. its not like i come in from a hot day and just lay down in my bed. do you do this? thats disgusting and im sure your room has a thick musk.

>>87224125
Too bad about that face.

>>87225409
I'm just in it for the (you)'s, nothing personal mate

>>87225563
Why are your shoes so disgusting? Fucking hell man, shoe cleaners are there for a reason.

>>87225409
He is right though. All you people on 4chan not living their lives are faggots. Myself included.

>>87225563
take your shoes off, clean them, bam suddenly you have god powers and you can wear your shoes indoors

>>87222594
I'm white and didn't understand half of this shit. Must be an American sissy thing.

>>87225471
ugh I watched this piece of shit last night
terrible movie

>>87225563
I do. My musk is sexy.

>>87225563
Where are all of you walking that the bottoms of your shoes are so dirty?

>>87222327
only asians have you take your shoes off, why the fuck am i gonna bother tying my shoes again unless im taking my shoes off for like 8 hours

Do you eurotards also make Jamal and Darnell take of their shoes when they come into your house and fuck your wives?

Lmao'ing at Americans wearing shoes inside. What the actual fuck?

>>87222934
>Not because of fear of getting sick but because I am a slight germaphobe

Neuron status: firing

>>87225739
european roads are made of goat assholes

>>87225893
Americans are always on the go and have families to provide for so taking of their shoes would be pointless when they have to back out in like 10 mins

>his streets are filled with shit
>he assumes american streets are the same way
kek everyone wears shoes indoors in america because our outdoors are cleaner than your indoors.

>>87223609
Americans legit think Western Europe is some kind of dangerous wasteland, despite living in the most dangerous country outside of Africa, and than even without autism shooting sprees.

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>amerishoes clap at shooting schools

>>87222685
He was probably thinking you'd be gone for the night, not knowing there were bogs nearby. Poor guy was just eating away his feelings after being ditched for some wetlands.

DUDE MASTURBATION LMAO

>>87225889
>implying that tradition isn't as American as baseball

ITT: europoors dont ever clean their floors because they think shoes are the only think that makes floors dirty. That's just unsanitary.

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do spics really do this?

>>87222851
>french location
>english sign

Had to make sure ameritards would get the joke, eh?

>>87226163
what the fug

>>87226149
wat mean? i clen floor with dog feces twice per day as requirement by law? how you clean flor?

>>87225885
>only asians have you take your shoes off
Lel. America really is a third world shithole.

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>>87222847
>no bad streets in yurop
K

>>87226221
oi m8, let's see the feces license

>>87225626
do you not walk around on the street and in public bathrooms? how do you shoes magically rid themselves of that filth?
>>87225739
public

>>87226193
french people dying isn't funny, it's hysterical

>>87222327
Do /tv/ users really do (((this)))? Also, what the hell is (((this)))?

>>87226267
So you're really more concerned about germs and bacteria which makes sense. You guys are all making it sound like your shoes are constantly covered in mud.

Do Americans really microwave their shoes?

>>87226267
>cleaning shoes is a magical concept to me
Not everyone is as disgusting as you. Sorry, man. I know you think thats normal, but its not.

>>87224934
>>87224169
>>87224360
>Americans think this is a good body
Seeing landwhales 24/7 breaks your brain

>>87226396
Do bongs really eat baked beans for breakfast?

>>87222327
NEW TWIST: I think its shoe product placement. I know Apple paid a ton to be Jerry's computer, the show was earning tens millions each week

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>>87226439
But I'm Canadian

>be American
>anywhere of relevance in your country is like 90% blacks and spics
>murder rate worse than most African countries.
>cuckoldry is pretty much a mainstream hobby in 2017
>all the women are disgustingly fat
>epicentre of SJWs, feminism and trannies
>eternal slaves to the Jews and Israel
>mfw it's apparently better because it's moderately lower Muslim %
>mfw Arabs are counted as white in americuck anyway

>>87224834
>quoting our president
Culture victory achieved

You people realize like 80% of americans are morbidly obese and need help to even reach their feet let alone put on and take off shoes more than absolutely necessary, right?

>>87225171
The hudson is at this point worse than the ganges. And that's without exaggerating.

>>87226611
That's an old figure, its way less now 'cause they're doing heroin

>>87226527
>Speaks english
Culture victory achieved :^)

>>87226527
Euros btfo

>>87226501
You forgot
>Delusion is a national past time.

>>87226338
faggot redditor meme
they replace quotation marks with brackets to imply (((Jews)))

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more like "amerifats" amirite? haha

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>>87226646
america btfo yet again

>>87226646
Murricucks btfo

>>87226443
I don't think that was a case of paid product placement actually. I'm pretty sure Jerry is just a huge Mac fan irl.

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>>87226693
Yes.

Lmao. If europeans spent half as much time worrying about the hygeine of their teeth rather than the hygeine of american floors ....

>>87226688
So the question OP is trying to ask is: Do American jews really do this? I don't think it's a religious thing.

>>87226775
Annihilated

>>87226775
>it's this old, proven false, chestnut again
If americans spent half as much time getting and education etc. etc. etc..

>>87226729
I'm considering getting a macintosh laptop just because I'm so sick of kikerosoft and their nonstop judaism.

>>87226805
>and education

>>87226775
>hygeine
Wew. American education strikes again.

>>87226775
..Euros would have nice teeth and Americans would still have dirty floors?

>>87222327
It is a house by house thing. It isn't even a cultural thing. I wear shoes inside at home. If i go to someones house I notice a lot of people take their shoes off. But still some don't.

>>87226832
:^) And we've come full circle.

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bravo america

>>87226860
This. It's mostly that suburban soccer moms make the kids take off their shoes when they come in from playing. It just gets drilled into your head.

>have hard wood floors
>americans walk in with their wet dirty shoes filled with gravel because they're too fat to take them off
>scratch the floors up
>get shot

>>87226922
>>87226860
Nigga, if you walk into someone's house without taking your shoes off then you're rude as fuck.
At least in the first world.

>>87222327
talking same 5 feet as friend on the phone..

fuckin jews

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>>87222847
I had a similar experience in Florida.

>Be a slimy limey staying over a friend's house
>decide to take a stroll to a shop to buy cigarettes
>walking through suburbia
>dodge challenger pulls over in front of me
>oh boy this is how I die
>it's the police
>continue strain of thought
>they ask me why I'm walking the streets
>tell them I'm on the way to the shops
>they advise against walking and then leave
>mfw if you walk the streets in America the police hassle you
>tfw not even a coloured fellow, white as the driven snow

>>87222831
>american
>race

>>87226889
ikea hotdogs are kino

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>>87226050
>tfw Chicago is more dangerous than Iraq

>>87227007
>slimy limey
>cigarettes
Hello, cletus.

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it's weird because amerilards will defend full carpet flooring because it's "comfy" while also defending wearing shoes indoors.

>>87227104
I'm from Gloucestershire so your hillbilly reference is pretty apt.

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lel

>>87222845
>Europeans
>Poor
You have to microwave water because you can't afford kettles, stop pretending your "country" is anything more than a slightly developed third world country.

>>87227006
I think it's more of New Yorker thing.
>you want privacy? FUCK YOU

>>87224523
Drinking cider, eating jam and fingering your mum behind the bikeshed m8

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>>87227170
even with all our guns, the violent crime rate of whites is the same or lower than our cucked euro brothers. pic unrelated to that, but related to the fact that whites are a safe bet.

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>>87226646

>>87227188
stay hateful and obsessed

Britbongs will always be the worst. What the fuck kind of gay expression is "cheeky"?

>>87224490
That wasn't a white stereotype, he just tried to make fun of our accents and failed

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What's going on in this thread?

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>>87227244
can you show me the number of deaths by falling of out bed or death by toddler gunfire that occur in Europe please.

>>87227269
cheeki breeki kurwa

>>87226646
We speak english because of Americans though lel. Fucking bongs

>>87227265
But I'm not obsessed, I only pretend to hate america to piss of americans.

>>87227188
http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/compare/Germany/United-States/Economy

USA: 1
germany: 4
and that's one of the more developed countries in europe. most places like greece or the balkans are like south america.

>>87227372
>We
Hola pablo

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do you honor the memory of the foreskinless by buying a shitload of the carbonated jew?

>>87227453
stop pretending to have disposable income

>>87227369
Does anyone have that greentext that mocks all the stupid British slang?

>>87227412
>That cherrypicking
Keks

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>>87227489
>he doesn't buy a shitload of goka gola to commemorate all the burgers that died on NINE ELEVEN (which actually happened on 11/9/01 but ameriblobs claim otherwise).

>>87227188
>can't afford kettles

Microwaves are literally 1000x more efficient.

>>87227523
you're a poor kek

>>87227579
>He fell for the jewwave meme

>>87222594

The american accent is truly a devolved style of fuckery. Australian accent should be the gold standard, it is the most complete. Sounds good and hears clear.

>>87227579
>Wanting radiation in your hot beverage
Nigga please.

>>87227576
again, stop pretending to have disposable income. you've outed yourself as european so no one's buying it.

>>87227608
Okay. :^)
http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/compare/Norway/United-States/Economy

>>87227622
>tfw the Aussie accent is literally the result of generations of drunk Brits since the water was so rancid
Truly the sons and daughters of Albion.

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>>87227652
unlike you, i can afford kinder eggs.

>>87227622
lol please be bait.

>>87224198
There are no backs...

>>87227698

I always heard about this meme, but what is the actual reason Muricants can't have kinder eggs?

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>>87227652
>It's an "american pretends to have disposable income" episode
You're living in a house of cards, champ :^)

>>87227698
whatever will I do without (insert random easter candy)

>>87227733
We care about our kids more than europoors.

>>87227733
Their kids were too stupid to eat the chocolate and not the plastic.

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>>87227733
they see the plastic container inside that's obviously inedible, and they try to eat it.

>>87227656
>Be Norwegian
>Go to summer camp
>get shot

>Be Norwegian
>Start a band with friends
>get stabbed

>>87227733
Choking hazard for small children.

>>87227749
what's funny is I know you're from some favela tier shithole like greece

>>87227722
>>87227681

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ugGns_YNne8

>>87227787
>>87227788
>>87227823

This can't be real.

>>87227791
Oooh. Two major crimes in the past decade. I feel so unsafe.
At least we have the option of not sending kids to summer camp. In the US you'd have to avoid school altogether which.. oh... oh no. That explains so much.

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Why do americans do this?

>>87227787
>>87227788
Europoor kids choke too. Your kids just really aren't that important though.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/12112909/french-girl-reportedly-dies-after-choking-on-kinder-surprise-toy.html

in that era yes

>>87222651
lmao

>>87227832
>I know
But you're wrong though, so you're only putting your own delusions on display.

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>>87227865
>euro kid dies
>america bans it

literally cucked by a dead european child

sad!

>>87227857
Matey I'm a Brit, just having a laugh.

Let's Make Cnut Great Again.

>>87227857
norway isn't even a country, it's just a wooded area with a couple hundred families mucking about. I get that you're in the books as "a country" but you need an actual history or something significant going on for anyone to care, look to your brother sweden, they at least have ikea.

>>87222651
>Don't use cheques
>Don't carry around pocket full of change because only "high end" places have up to date payment systems
Truly must be horrible to constantly be thrust into the future.

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I refuse to take my shoes off whenever i go to a friend's house to show my dominance over him and his place. I also plaster myself in their couch and fuss around their fridge.

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>>87227928
america isn't even a country, it's just a containment zone for nonwhites.

>>87227888
only some poor piece of shit would take a country flame war seriously

>>87227928
>norway isn't even a country
:^) Wew lad. Ya got me with that biting remark.

>>87227941
Based. Yurocucks don't understand being alpha.

>>87227862
I love everything about this webm, especially that lone black guy hollering in the crowd and that motor scooter.

>>87227966
nice 2005 /b/ tier image, it's VERY funny

>>87227981
>I am merely pretending
How absurd!

>>87227698
This wouldn't be an issue, apart from them being absolfuckinglutely delicious.

>>87227941
>He doesn't embed his day's worth of foot sweat into his friend's carpet, forever tainting his hallowed ground.
You're the one getting dominated, cuck.

>>87227966
Me on the right

>>87227912
>a few american kids choke on toy
>America bans toy

>a few europoor kids choke on toy
>eh fook it m8. At least the lad wont 'ave to live in this fooking shithole innit?

>>87225185
Only Americans use that. Sorry.

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>>87227775
>>87227787
>>87227788

But why is it banned compared to all other choking hazard toys which are legal, just slap pic related on it?

>>87227928
>Americans think corporations are culture
B R A I N W A S H E D

>>87223742
>yuropoor talking about terrorist attacks
the ironing

I'm Australian and we were shoes in doors.
To be honest it's a little uncomfortable being asked to take them off. If you came to my house and I told you to remove an item of clothing, even just a jacket, it would probably feel a bit strange.

>>87228027
Of course it tastes delicious, American chocolate tastes like chalk.

>>87228075
Because american "adults" would put drugs in them and stick'em up their bumbums.

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SING
BROTHERS
SING

>>87228076
I didn't say it was a culture but it's a start. norway doesn't even have enough people for culture to form. it's unironically just a large wooded area.

>>87228066
>Banning a beloved item because of one retard who can't tell the difference between chocolate and plastic
It's darwinism, dummy.

>>87228093
>we were shoes in doors.
What about outside of doors? Were you shoes there too?

>>87222594
You forgot peppers.
They're called capsicums for fuck sake

>>87228157
their ancestors were shoes.

now they are flipflops

>>87222747
here on the east coast we microwave our socks too

>>87228093
>Be Australian
>Take off shoes
>Spider bites toes
>Snake wraps around ankle
>Kangaroo invades bumhole
>House catches fire

Is this microwave bullshit true? This sounds way too retarded and strange.

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>>87228142
>americans trying to talk down about culture
Breh, we have houses older than your country.

>>87226439
Yuros think about America 24/7

We need a second thread for this shit, it's way too much fun.

>>87228231
an old house is not a culture

>>87228185
I believe they prefer the term thongs.

>>87228268
>Something your people built hundreds of years prior isn't culture
Education at work.

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literally can't make this shit up

>>87228268
What a spicy comeback. :^) Must be all those mexicans.

>>87228220
They don't even have kettles in the USA, they boil water in the microwave. Some people even microwave their shoes because they think it will kill the germs.

>>87227763
theyre year round you prick...

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>mfw most web browsers have more history than america

>>87225348
I'm fine living in a big flimsy house instead of living in the traditional yuropoor shoebox

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>>87228312
Wew. BTFO

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>>87228410

>>87228384
At least you tried...

>>87228355
Explain to me how having history improves your day to day life? Also why don't American's have claim to this history? Did they spawn out of nowhere?

>>87228464
>moving goalposts
#SAD

>2017
>living in Europe

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>>87228464
please explain to me how sending your foreskin to israel improves your day-to-day life

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Do yuropoors seriously not radiate their shoe germs in their microwaves? And you complain that we are the unhygienic ones.

>>87228459
at least you got your one (you)...

>>87228534
Don't you mean 5775, Ishmael? :^)

>>87227640
>moving goalposts

>>87228564
You'll nuke your shoes but won't take vaccines... The absolute states of america...

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wew

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>>87228665
>So butthurt they passive aggressively name their menu items
I can't take anymore.

>>87228665
>English section
>Butcher the language
That's tradional American cuisine for you.

>>87228665
you got this shit off reddit didnt you?

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>>87228665
>huevos rancheros
>'a traditional classic'

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>>87228790
>Marine
>Baja omelet with spanish sauce

>>87225471
marrying a woman that's 23 years older than you? yes, they do. See - macron.

>>87227132
>defending carpet flooring

im american and this is just the jew way of socialengieering endless maintenance and harboring deep seated bacteria

hardwood floors are masterrace

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>>87227412
USA is worse than parts of South America. No city in my country is among the 20 most dangeous in the world.

Muh economy doesn't mean shit when you have more income inequality than China and a lower life expectancy than any other First World nation.