You can have sex with any actress, but in exchange you can only

>>87222154
A GOT actress

>>87222154
>Do you do it?
No, I haven't lost all hope yet

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Monica Bellucci, as long as I'm having sex with prime Bellucci.

>>87222337
>watching revolution
You're doomed.

no gross

>>87222154
Probably. It's not like there's any good films coming out anyway.

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not even mad

>>87222154
The redhead from prometheus because she's hot and I still haven't seen prometheus

wouldnt do it
kinoes before hoes man

>>87222154
emilia clarke win win

>>87222154
I don't think my girlfriend would like it if I slept with another woman

>>87222590
this desu

I masturbate and never watch television or film again

>>87222606
wow you're so honorable for not answering a hypothetical that your girlfriend will never see

>>87222154
Only one time or whenever I want?

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>>87222154
Probably Jennifer Jason Leigh as she's a good actress who elevates any film she appears in (which are generally decent indie dramas)

>>87222154
I'd post my waifu and say I would see her shows and movies only, for all my life gladly, since she actually makes interesting stuff and is quite a good non-meme actress... But it's not happening and I'd want more than just "sex". And all of this doesn't mean a damn.

>>87222692
"But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart."

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Susan Sarandon easily

>giving up actual kino, the only thing that sustains my shut in life

I dunno friends, I'd do some wicked shit to have Eva, but not that.

>>87222154
Gena Rowlands

Ryan gooseling

Easy, Elaine from Seinfeld.

Naomi Watts

Duh

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>>87222154
I'd choose pic related.

If ddidn't choose Amy Adams you either didn't think long enough or you're clinically stupid

>>87222200
heh heh I get it cos they're all porn stars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWkSJ8SRp8o

>>87222996

>the only good film shes been in she only played a very small role in

Why would I want to only watch The Master?

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>implying any woman would want to have sex with me
>sad_face.png

is there a female eric roberts that does 20 movies a year

not really worth it, you can have fly somewhere and have sex with gorgeous women for a couple grand

>>87222978
Is FAS hereditary? Cause she has breeding hips and it would be a shame otherwise

>>87222774
hnnnnnnng!!
mommy I want some milk!

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>>87223148
>Is FAS hereditary?
I've always wanted to know, too!

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>>87222154
easy mode

>>87223100
>The Master
>Talladega Nights
>Her
>Arrival

I guess there aren't as many as I thought but she's still a fantastic actress, even if the movies she's in aren't as good

Sigourney Weaver would be my second choice

I'd have to choose between Naomi Watts and Vera Farmiga, because they're both pretty and talented. There are hotter actresses, but I have to think about my long term film life.

>>87222154
Jada Stevens

>>87223331

>she's still a fantastic actres

She was a literal plank of wood in that shitfest Arrival.

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No matter to me I don't TV anyway

>>87223387
Arrival was a very disappointing movie that refused to use the brains it clearly had, but I thought her performance was pretty much the best anyone could do with that role

>>87222606
How cucked does one have to be that they can't even hypothetically have sex with another woman?

>>87223425
she is fucking revolting

>>87223124
Dominique Swain. She age like milk though.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000663/

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>>87223582
Stay mad

>Tfw the quality of the film is inversely related to how much I want to have sex with the leading actress
I'll pick Christina Hendricks since she is the exception to this rule

>>87223725
She aged terribly.

>>87222154
nope. not worth it. virgins will say yes though.

>>87222606
I bet your girlfriend is the kind of retard that gets mad and denies you sex because she dreamed you cheated on her

>>87223111
who are you quoting?

>>87223939
>virgins will say yes though
So then why did you say no?

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elle fanning

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If I could have prime Christina Applegate Married with Children would sustain me.

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hol up OP

If I choose to have sex with an actress, will it be how she is currently, or do I get to pick between different eras of said actress? Because both my answer and the girl of my choosing would would really change up depending on the circumstances

>>87224031
Looks like Clark duke

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>>87222154
yes please

>>87222590
this desu.

>>87222590
Absolutely. I'll probably never bag someone as attractive as prime ScarJo or anything, but I can still do OK for myself and keep enjoying my kino.

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>>87224088
>that fur

>>87222154

I dont care about movies or tv shows anyway so I'll just pick the most attractive actress - Jennifer Connelly

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Evie

>>87224071
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE, THIS IS FROM THE MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO BEHIND THE SCENES FEATURE

I remember watching this when I was younger and trying to impress my parents with that trick

>>87222154
would we watch it together?

>>87224247
Lost and ... ?

>>87224088
You can choose an era. Also you gain full access to a TV show regardless of how many episodes she's been in.

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>>87222154

>>87222732
>Only one time or whenever I want?
One time.

>>87224289
>would we watch it together?
No

>>87223503
>The brains that it had
>Literally just a watered down Slaughterhouse-Five with less interesting structure, more self fellating and pretentious philosophical posturing, and less ambiguity

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>>87224384
nice choice my friend

>>87223219
>>87223148
read the name of the condition out retards

obviously natalie portman

>>87224511
she looks so fucking gorgeous here

>>87224553
Arrival is part of a recent series of movies I'd describe as Dunning-Kruger Sci-Fi. Along with Interstellar and to a somewhat lesser extent The Martian, they perfectly play to the crowd that fancies themselves as (and, to be fair, may truly be) smarter than average audiences but are not as smart as genuinely "smart people." They are movies designed to make the audience feel smart by introducing complicated and heady concepts, and then holding the viewer's hand the entire way through until there is next to nothing to be left up to interpretation.

If you didn't already know the twist in Arrival by the time she was in the milky section of the ship with the aliens AT LEAST, you perfectly fit the audience I am talking about.

There is no reward for being smart while viewing these movies because everything is eventually spelled out in big fridge magnet letters. Any clever idea is made so transparent that even the most simple in the audience will get it. It also removes any reward for rewatching or trying to figure out what you just saw.

Granted, there is a difference between Arrival and Interstellar. I think where Interstellar was pretending to have a brain it actually didn't have, Arrival has a brain that it is refusing to let the audience use.

Completely disappointing movie.

Also
>so that just happened

>>87223425
What the fuck is that thing

>>87222590
This. I love my waifu but her movies/shows are absolute shite

Joe Pesci

>>87222774
same here brotha

>>87222154

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>>87222774
yup

>>87224850
M

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>Seinfeld
>Curb
>NL's Christmas Vacation
>Veep
It's a no brainer

>>87222154

Sharon Stone.

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>>87224850

Is it just sex for 1 time? Or can I have sex with her whenever I want?

>>87222590
man of culture.
seriously, there are DOZENS chicks as pretty as these actress, or even more.

>>87224869
O

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>>87224942
My choice would be Liv Tyler anyway

>>87222590
absolutely this

>>87224850
Shame that's airbrushed, I know she's old af but it'd have been amazing if she'd kept that skin.

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>>87224618
this, and going on the fact you can only do it once, but pick any era you want, i'd have to go with Leon era Neta-Lee.

>an entire catalog of fantastic movies ranging from arthouse, comedy, blockbusters, oscar bait, and romcoms
can't go wrong desu

>>87224977
M

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I guess I'll just watch Mad Men reruns after Mommy milks me.

>>87225073
You get Drive as well

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>actually end up with some kino's

>>87225073
What do you think she smells like? I bet it's heavenly.

>>87225062
M

>>87225151
O

>>87225046
True, late nineties sarandon to 2005ish is when she was really hot. She is still hot now and I wouldnt hesitate but still.

>>87225131
I believe the research shows she smells dynamically like whatever will get you off most in the moment.

>>87222590

This is the only answer.

One night of sex is not worth locking myself out of hundreds of movies.

>>87225278
>One night of sex
Is she going to be so disappointed with your dick that she's only going to fuck you once, pathetic beta?

>>87223425
> ---> /mu/

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>Lost
>Fast n furious
>avatar
>resident evil

I'm ok with this

>>87222154
>sex with a woman
No thanks, I'm not falling for that meme

>>87225678

I get that she's in a lot of movies, but you know that you can just not do it, right?

At their peak appearance or current?

If during peak, Carrie Fisher. If in current state, Carrie Fisher.

>>87222337
shes hotter as an older woman

>>87225742
What do you mean by this... isn't she bisexual?

>>87223613
Jesus christ fucking kill it

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>>87222512
O V E N
D O D G E R

>>87225838
How do you dodge an oven? Do they move much?

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>>87224085
>married with children
>friends
>reno 911
>king of the hill
>charles in charge
>family ties
>21 jump street
Her movie catalog isn't the best, but I could definitely live off those shows to fuck my dream girl in her prime.

HBO actor so I just watch whatever she plays in for HBO each season

>>87226182
does this include JLH?

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I'd put up with 2 Broke Girls and Thor for as long as those lips are around my cock

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How the FUCK has no one posted her yet

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Literally a goddess and an amazing actress

>>87225979
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would gas a jew, before throwing her in an oven?

>>87223008
>>87222200
pretty sure hes implying they will have no careers after GOT

>>87224247
Good luck watching Hobbit.

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Portman
or
Dunst
or
Watson

>>87226317
She's a dyke who's built like a 12 year old boy.

>>87222590
THIS!! our quinoas are more important than the flesh

>>87226317
Everything she's in is shit

>>87226306
You can tell she will age into a great milf

>>87225166
mommo

>>87226317
ACT

>>87222590
damn

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You plebs disgust me

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I mean there's lots of actresses I consider more attractive, or masturbate to more. Nobody does an extended, filthy, obsessive jerk of sesh like /ourgirl/

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>>87226585
oh will she ever

>>87226764
Drive tho

>>87223219
It would be awesome to get raped by Jenny

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>>87226815
>this is a 9/10 in israel

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>>87226198
Sure, why not.

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>picking anything but sj

>>87226742
she is so smol that im geniunely concerned about muh dick not fitting in her mouth.

>>87225015
oh very good one

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>>87226970
I know right, should be a straight 10

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>>87222154
>Scenario does limit the amount of sex or number of partners

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What's the downside to this hypothetical?

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>>87222154

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>>87222774
>Try to game OP's topic by looking for a hot actress with a huge amount of acting credits
>Susan Sarandon has 125
Alright this really is the best choice. Patty Duke also has 137 but I'd take Sarandon.

If we really wanna go batshit, Tara Strong has 437 credits but I have no idea how many of those are film and TV.

>>87227245
Her movies suck.

>>87224903

>>87227001
Why don't you leave her to us, dicklets? I had dibs anyway.

>>87227318
NOBODY asked you Emily you fucking whore

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Clearly.

>>87226317
2008 called dude

>>87222606
She's sleeping with other men regardless of whether you like it.

>>87222978

she is so fucking fake. She went on some star wars trivia show, and literally did not know anything about star wars

>>87227295
wiki says she's a kike, but she looks like a quadroon.

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Amy Acker. I don't mind watching Angel and Person of Interest over and over again if it means I get to fugg Amy. It's worth it.

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>>87227388
10/10 answer, came here to post this.

She's the perfect woman and her movies are pure kino.

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>>87225838
Based

>Please don't tell me my Hailee is a jew?

>>87227364
I don't like to roleplay as women so you're gonna have to samefag this one on your own.

>>87227864
Shame man. I don't like to roleplay as Emily Cunt, so I'm SOL

>>87222154
do voice actresses count?

If so, Tara Strong (when she voiced her earliest work, obviously)

>>87226544
>>87226662
It'd be fucking worth it though.

>>87228041
but then you could only watch stranger things. is her 13 yo cunny really worth it?

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>>87228013
>do voice actresses count?
She didn't start out as a voice actress, anon...

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CLAIMED

>>87228374
fucking christ what is this from?

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Prime Sherilyn Fenn

>>87225073
>you will never bust your nut all over those giant milkers.

>>87228618
i still got hard from her nude scene in shameless

>>87228422
I facked Tad.

>>87228618

CLAIMED CUTE

>>87222826
patrician taste m8

>>87228663
>being a faceblind retard

>>87225015
90s Liv was god-tier

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Nicole Kidman is my Milf dream

>>87223148
>>87223219
I'd imagine her genes took a hit.

hmm

>>87228614
National Lampoon's Senior Trip, had it on VHS. Jeremy Renner's first movie as well, I think.

>>87222978
who dat

>>87223589
I don't care if she sucks me dry every night, those movie credits are shit.

>>87223148
Do you actually think you have a chance of impregnating Jenny anon?

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might be worth it

>>87228614
National Lampoon's Senior Trip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt0nlWEW368

As far as NL installments go it's actually pretty entertaining imo.

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>>87224618
>>87225061
>/tv/ has taste for once
huh

>>87228954
she starred in lots of kino movies, good choice desu

>>87222154
I wish for INFINITE wishes

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>X-files
>Hannibal
>American Gods
>Simpsons

I'm okay with this

>>87226742
this

>>87222590
Agreed. The only way I'd remotely consider it would be if it meant unlimited sex forever.

That being said, I would pick prime Jennifer Connelly.

>>87222154
For once in many ages, OP is not a person who prefers the company of men.

Eva is an excellent choice. Classic, and I could deal with most of her work. However, I am a simple faggot who abused myself to Gillian Anderson more times than my blurred, sinful hands could count.

Shitty rom-com w/ Jon Stewart and other cinematic abortions withstanding, I think Agent Scully aged well and is a viable fuck option in any decade (thus far).

>>87229454
>>87229841
jesus fucking christ mobile is awful.
sorry.
i (>>87229841)
defer to (>>87229454)

>>87228829
Underrated post.

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>>87229875
what the fuck are you trying to do

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>>87222154
>rashida jones
>watching the office for the rest of my life
Nah. I love binging seasons 1-5 every 4 months or so.

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PLEBEIANS

>>87230028
>recent nominated meme actress

CHARLOTTE GAINSBOROUGH
END OF STORY
COME ON LARS, LET'S DIP

>>87225015
I clicked this because it looked like she had a dick.

>>87230124
wew autocorrect
Gainsbourg

>>87227388
>>87227488


two 88 dubs.. truly kino

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Outta the way you fucking dipshits

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>>87230120
>meme meme meme meme

>>87229134
>parks and rec
>xena
>spartacus

at least a few good options

>>87230178
She appears in absolute shit though
Also she's a lesbian now I believe after ruining her tits and pussy from childbirth

i'll take Elisha Cuthbert from season 2 of 24 if no one else has claimed her.

>>87230214
Delete this

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haters gonna hate

>>87222200
So who will it be, Turner or Clarke? Personally I choose Turner.

>>87230299
Her latest special was surprisingly _______good

>>87229972
You're a bad person

>>87227466
my diki says stiki

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giv Siggy pusy

>>87224218
based hommeposter

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>>87230815
>tfw been dating a woman for nearly two years who looks like a genuine cross between young Sigourney Weaver and Kristen Stewart
You're all invited to the wedding, lads

>>87230390
Why is that?

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Emma Watson obviously

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The obvious choice.

>>87226680
Patrician taste. Good catalog too.

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>>87222154
>she turns up on your doorstep (or in some shitty hotel room? Definitely not her place)
>has to fuck you by some wishmaster bullshit even though she doesn't even know you
>isn't contractually obliged to enjoy it and is a world famous actress so probably used to getting the best dick on offer globally, IE you're not going to cut the proverbial fuck mustard
>presumably she just lays there looking pissed off while you do your business and gets out asap
>would have been more fun just to jack off to the idea of fucking her
>can no longer appreciate filmic artistry, have to watch shitty movies and shows staring some bint who the thought of makes you physically cringe as you remember the horrendously awkward sexual encounter you pretty much forced her into
>most likely going to be charged with some kind of rape by deal with the devil and get fucked for real in a prison shower for the rest of your days anyway
How about 'fuck no'

>>87231667
nigga calm down
its just a shag

>>87231580
That's insane, no one should have to live like that.
I would only accept this if we got married for the rest of our lives

If the meme about becoming a wizard when you reach 30 while still a virgin were true, would you choose to keep your virginity?
If you've had sex already let's assume that you haven't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Oe7Q8OCm5I

>>87231775
Didn't mean to quote

>>87231239
gonna need pics m8

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>>87230299
I'd stop watching kinos for the rest of my life just for the opportunity to sniff and lick her asshole. It would be a tough decision between her, MEW, and Kirsten Dunst

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>>87227388
>>87227488
>>87230161
Was scrolling for this exact answer

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Ornella Muti. Make my childhood fantasies come true and get to watch the kino that is Flash Gordon for the rest of my life.

>>87227469
Fugg why did you have to post her?
She's too pure for this thread.
Not that I wouldn't spend the rest of my life watching her kinos just to kiss her tummy gently once in this wretched life...

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really, not yet?

any iteration of her is perfect

Kristen Schaal

>>87224025
When did I deny you ichaicha, faggot?

>>87232127
Fuck. Her voice acting as taco lady in sausage party made me hard.

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>>87226764
She's not my first choice, but Hendricks is the best balance between good movies and cuteness.

I would go with Vivienne Leigh, Winona Ryder, Eva Green, Jennifer Connely as well. I can't decide tbqh.
Prime Liv Tyler, Natalie Portman, prime Sigourney Weaver are also good choices.

>>87228829
Fucking kek'd
In that case I would go with Janice Griffith.

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>>87222154
Absolutely her

>>87232365
Oh shit, I forgot about Penelope Cruz.

>>87222590

My man.

>>87231958
You like Fargo, don't you?

>>87224511
Jesus what happened? She really was a 10/10
>feminism
not even once

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easy peasy

>>87232933
???

>>87232933
???

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>>87222337

My nigga

>>87222154
Yes. Sarah Palin.

>>87222154
Pic is good, Casino Royale is comfy as fuck

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>>87232085
Everywhere I am, I must also post Amy. The world needs to know.

About Amy.

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>>87222154
Emma Stone. No doubt.

>>87233472
I have my doubts.

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>>87233352
shes ok

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her cuz i could bear to watch sopranos the rest of my life anyways

>>87224088
FUCKING SHAVE GOD DAMNIT

>>87233537
how can glau even compete???

>>87222154
I wouldn't take that deal.

Delphine Seyrig obv
>>87230028
>>87226680
>>87222826
only patricians itt

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>>87233352
I'm right there with you bro
But I'm also divided
Maybe it's better that way. She's more protected like that.

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>>87222154
You just posted her.

I'd die a happy man.

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>>87233472
Or, if I can choose her age, then it'd be early 90's Winona.

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>>87233537
Best girl wins again.

>>87233718
I'm not. I think I'd legitimately sell my soul to spend a night with Amy

>>87222154
Cate Blanchett

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>>87222154
Kristen Stewart. Kristen fucking Stewart. Easily. Win-win on both sides.
Fuck I'm already aroused.

>>87222154
Sneed

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probably ASR or any grill below 5'3", since im an ubermanlet and being with a girl taller than you fucking sucks

>>87222154
Amy Adams. Only if i get to keep having sex with her though

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Laura Harring

Sasha Grey

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>>87233947
If there's any demon reading, there are a few soul offerings tonight
Ok, lets do this the lewd way then...
>Be the guy in the pic
>See Angel season 5 final episodes
>Be glad as fuck Amy is still alive, cuddling right next to you in bed
>"Hey, honey... Illyria is kinda hot... do you think you think we could make... something fun tonight?"
>"[giggles] Oh dear, what exactly are you thinking?"
>You give her the look and she understands
>She changes her look to a cold icy one
>"Why are you still dressed, mortal, I'm here to use you as my plaything!"
>You lower your eyes and obey as you can't say no to a goddess...

>>87234017
Nonono. Think of your children man. If you're an ubermanlet, and you impregnate an uberwomanlet, imagine the cruel reality of th elives of your sons. What you need to do is to find a very tall woman. Very very tall. It won't even be that hard to get her. Guys don't tend to go for tall as fuck women, so they typically have low self-esteem.

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>>87234251
>tfw its entirely plausible she has roleplayed as illyria in bed atleast once
Her husband really hit the jackpot. I hope he knows that

>>87234324
>If you're an ubermanlet, and you impregnate an uberwomanlet, imagine the cruel reality of th elives of your sons.
Other than that they'll be more likely to secure a seat on a spaceship I don't see the problem.

>>87222978
*suxx neck*

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>>87231953
giv ayylmao gf

>>87222200
If you choose Cat Stark you also get to watch Misfits

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>>87234712
*exposes neck*

>>87234870
What kind of lewd things would you do to her, anon?

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>>87234930
Lots! But only if she says 'YES'!!!

>>87234664
I'm sure he does. Just look at his smug face.
No one has more reasons than him to be that smug.
Sometimes, it brings me peace to think even if I wasn't, he was there to make her happy.

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>>87234870
oh my ...

>>87234979
Would you play with her ass, anon?

>>87228737
Too bad she doesn't look like this at all anymore.

>>87234870
>>87234979
Uh, you guys know she fucks negroes, right?

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Jewesses look like they'd give strong kids. Probably why they've been raped throughout history.

>>87227388
Scrolled too long for this

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>>87235101
You know your cuck fantasies aren't real, right?

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>>87235101
STOP SPREADING YOUR EVIL LIES!

>>87235129
Eva Green's brow ridge is arousing.

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>>87235101
I wish...

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>>87235201
THIS!!!THIISSSSS!!!!!!!

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>>87235001
>No one has more reasons than him to be that smug.
It's true, he won at life. Marrying and having children with the toppest qt to ever live. Still sucks that I will never be him though.

Ah well, he seems like a pretty decent dude, unbearable smugness aside.

>>87235361
me on the left

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>>87235101
STOP! SHE'S A PURE VIRGIN MADE EXCLUSIVELY FOR WHITE MEN!

The Olsen Twins during their prime.

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>>87230214
> I met Mav on a dating app, Bumble, but she didn’t know that she was still on it. I reached out and messaged her and asked her on a date, which was filmed for a documentary I’m working on with Nikki Weiss based on the book Sexual Fluidity by Lisa Diamond. It was the first time I ever asked someone out. We have been in a relationship for six months, and I know without a doubt she is my person.

fucking women

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>>87235540

>>87235667
yeah, they were sexy as hell in Full House

>>87235732
also me on the left

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>>87235788

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>>87235788

>>87224691
Who?

>>87235863
>>87235899
why am i on the left in all these photos

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>>87235930

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>>87235505
>toppest qt to ever live
>tfw the stars will wither and die, and there will never be another Amy in the entire timeline of the universe Or not?

As long as he loves her, that's all that matters
And who knows... the universe still has mysteries left in it....

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>>87222154
>>87233961
My god what a woman. And her movies are pretty damn good as well

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>>87235197
>ywn take her to the mall
>ywn take pictures of her doing silly poses next to mannequins
How do you deal with it, bros?

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>>87236012

>>87235951
me in the back

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>>87235930

>>87224643
This is pasta, right?

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>>87236023

>>87236022
i'd show her how to shot web hehehehe

>>87236079
me on the far right (im the statue)

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>>87236091

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>>87236038

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>over 300 respondes
>no mention of Jenny Slate
Everyone here should just migrate to reddit

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>>87235961
>there will never be another Amy in the entire timeline of the universe
There might very well be, sort of. She has kids, so she passed on her perfect genetics. But even then, it won't be exactly the same. Even if her daughter grows up to be nearly identical to her, nearly identical to Amy still isn't Amy. There will only ever be one.

And we happen to be alive at the same time as her. Truly we are blessed

>>87236180
literally who?

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J-Jenny!

>>87236215
how will we ever recover

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>>87236215
>swn rib you with her pale thighs

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>>87236215
SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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>>87236417
Maybe if we give her the bb8, she'll be nicer to us..

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>>87236267