ITS UP
>>87220450
what is?
>>87220450
whats up?
>>87220632
Not much, you?
someone watched room 237 recently
Thanks brb
>>87220450
Back to /v/ kiddo
Is it time for lauren southern threads??
https://youtu.be/tU1hnE6klVw
>the answer to the riddle
>July 4th 1921
What did it mean?
>>87220450
what did he mean by that
It smells like updog in this thread
>>87221034
lol wtf this is literally huffington post-tier
Seems like Dunkeys finally realized he can't just edit 50 hours of footage into 3 minutes and do "funny" fake reaction voiceovers forever. Gotta make actual content now. And we get this movie review shit? lol
his gf will leave him soon
>>87221034
That fucking voice. Sorry, I can't.
>>87221229
what's updog?
>>87221264
>Seems like Dunkeys finally realized he can't just edit 50 hours of footage into 3 minutes and do "funny" fake reaction voiceovers forever. Gotta make actual content now. And we get this movie review shit? lol
He absolutely can and his fan base won't fualter
>>87221229
>updog
what did he mean by this?
>>87221301
Nothing much, you?
>>87221034
He's trying his absolute hardest to sound like JonTron.
>>87221229
>>87221301
KEK
>>87221337
Nothing much, and you?
Did HBO stop paying swaglord and co?
>>87221301
haha
nothing much
I'm sure /r/videos will love this one lads. Might even get posted to /r/Movies. Think of all that precious karma.
Hot garbage. All of it.
>>87220450
>ITS UP
You're right, but it's only up because of Jenny Nicholson!!! I LOVE HER!!!!!
>>87221315
he'll get bored of it well before that happens. we'll get more dime a dozen movie reviews, the income wont be so big...in 10 years dunkey will be the new boogie
>>87220875
this, taking exact shit from that doc, surprised he didn't go on a tangent about a cyclops that's disguised as a skier
>>87221432
I was shipping her with Max Landis, but JennyXDunkey is okay too
>>87221444
Interesting.
>>87221432
She's still around?
>>87221526
>shipping
>actually doing this to anyone
I think you may be more autistic than me!!
>>87221552
Forever and ever!!!!
>>87221543
>>87220632
my cock
>>87221586
THE EVIDENCE IS THERE
>dunkey shilling even on /tv/
for what fucking reason
>>87220450
I KNEW I'D FIND YOU HERE YOU FUCK
>>87221846
goddamn I want to fuck her thighs
>>87221412
I'm willing to believe all these posts. What sauce do you have?
>>87221897
This entire website has been re-purposed for advertising.
>>87221897
It's crossposting /v/edditors
>>87221412
>>87221456
>>87221492
>>87221541
>>87221589
>>87221634
I find this somewhat interesting. Can anyone (not this guy) recommend a WW2 book, particularly revolving around the camps and high ranking Nazis, which isn't written by an utter loon?
>>87221981
>>87222058
well since it's still up might as well shitpost about it
The movie came out almost 40 fucking years ago, why does this fat fuck think his review is anything special now? Not to mention that last comedy night video was absolutely horrendous, probably trying to steer attention from it
>>87221034
typical entry level multi media pleb /v/embryo sucking the dick of a mediocre movie that got its dick sucked for the past 40 years just because it's written and directed by two hacks when they were pop. It's the same when jontron brings up kubrick and tarantino.
They actually believe they know anything about cinema because they're 1 level off the surface. But can you blame them? they realized they built their fanbase on this brainless demographic, now they desperately cling to what they perceive to be a higher intellectual pursuit.
Just watch as he smugly says the same shit that has been said for 40 years, reassuring himself that he was part of a privileged experience, he untangled the web of mysteries covering this masterpiece, and he must eagerly share it with the world. Just imagine how empty his life must be, how many nights he left his wife on a cold bed to write, record and edit this video, with a promise of recognition that he is more than a league of legends player.
>>87222141
this video is really just a spit into the ocean, but his comedy night video is 10/10
>>87221034
>the answer to the riddle
ah yes, ending explains it all
>>87221432
Fetal alcohol syndrome: the face
>>87222478
I know!! It's cute!!!!
>>87222325
It really was, made me realize how little and few things can make me genuinely laugh out loud for minutes. 4chan used to do that years ago.
>>87220875
this. he says nothing of substance in the video, very disappointing.
>>87222270
Can you imagine being this mad
>>87222296
>>87222296
>>87222296
>>87222296
no
>>87222270
people in videogames talking about movies is dumb and normie.
>>87222555
She looks like her lower face had a stroke.
fucking mediocre movie that gets praise for camera work. the shining? more like the shilling, fuck this shit
>>87222555
checked. who is that? she's cute
>>87228615
being patrician means making your own taste and not swallowing the jizz from whoever you got that opinion from
>>87228692
is this a compliment or a shitpost? i can't tell
>>87228692
Wouldn't he be patrician, then?
>>87228721
>>87228836
that's the answer to the riddle
I dont get it, what the fuck does July 4th 1921 mean?
>>87221264
Guarantee you she's fucking black men behind his back,or in front of it. Listen to her voice and you'll immediately believe me.
>>87229997
you have been ruined by this place
>>87229997
they look like downies
>>87229997
Cuck posting will never not make me laugh.
>>87221264
>his gf will leave him soon
How will this affect his videos? Will he be more jaded and angry?
>>87221034
based
>>87220991
>/v/ is a place for movies and tv
fuck off back to /pol/ faggot
>>87221034
>the answer was hidden in plain sight
>hidden
It's the last shot. It's lingering on it, zooming in on Jack, zooming in on the date. How the fuck is that hidden?
How is it an answer?
Who the fuck is this retard? "Ah yes you see what Jackson Pollock meant is right here in the squiggly lines. QED."
The "intelligent critic" giving a 5-10 minute blowjob to some piece of shit or massively over talked about media in a monotone voice is the worst fucking youtube trend.
Are there any interesting Youtube channels to follow?
>>87222270
You are right, he should have made a post on 4chan instead.
STOP HATING ON DUNKEY, HE'S MY REDDIT GUILTY PLEASURE FUCK YOU /TV/
>>87229997
Where do these girls even exist? Here in NYC if you aren't grinding in a gym 5 days a week no one takes you seriously.
>"""patrician""" smugly explaing why his taste is superior
>/pol/ack coming out of woodworks to uncover jewish conspiracy to our corn-syrup covered eyes
>cuckposter
>waifuposter
>>87230731
A guy makes a video about a thing he likes.
ftfy
>>87229997
>Listen to her voice
>>87230608
wew dejavu, thanks for that mate. And I think he meant it was hidden in plain sight in-universe. It's one of those hallway pictures you walk by everyday
>>87221455
it a MINOTAUR
>>87229997
wait what the fuck
pretty sure i went to college with this girl
>>87231428
Did you fuck her?
>>87231458
uh no she's not that attractive
remember when he wasn't famous and he used to make vlogs about his depression and weight problems?
https://youtu.be/koD8t93F1Co?list=PLA19284891176B1D7
>>87231493
Gay
>>87231504
He was still decently famous then. These are classics
>>87220450
he's doing movie reviews now? eh.
I'm not liking modern dunkey.
>>87231428
>>87231458
>>87231493
>>87231507
>>87231555
he was sub 100k tho
I had an epifany some months ago when I saw his sub count and it has almost 4 million subs
>tfw part of the under 20k subs old fag club
>>87231625
he likes movies, when he wasn't so famous he used to coment on redlettermedia videos
>>87231661
KEK!!
>>87220450
I for one welcome our new youtube overlords.
Lets face it: television is going to shit and there is no reason to pretend you like obscure black and white garbage on the internet.
>>87231666
Wait shit I thought it was close to 1mil lmao, good for him desu, even though he makes reddit shit he never sold out in a major way. Some of his videos are still kinos
i could do without video game focused channels doing movie reviews
mfw I just now discovered that he isn't black
>>87222270
>>87229997
Is that a recent picture of him?
If so then he's actually lost a bit of weight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYTirwx3FkU
>never did revenge of the sith
>>87222270
this
>>87230805
austinmcconell
CGP Grey
Internet historian
Jenny Nicholson
Michael Reeves
MinuteEarth
Oats Studios
ProZD
ralphthemoviemaker
Sam O'nella academy
ShibeNation
Sick animation
You suck at cooking
good job mods
>>87220717
Aaaaayyyye
>>87230949
lol owned
>>87220632
uhpdog
>>87232378
>good job mods
What the fuck are you crying about, nigger? This is a thread about a film analysis video. Hide the thread if you don't like it, cocksucker.
>>87229997
>girl sounds like she was molested over and over as a child
>dude sounds black
what a world.
>>87231185
Really? Obesity is at a all time high nigger.
LEAH A CUTE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sn2b1KAEnM
>>87232157
>Internet Historian
My nigga
>>87232157
mde
uridon
saucy postal
synthcool
mr. daggers
bodan
reviewbrah
Dunkey is circling the drain! How embarassing.
I just want him to make another rap vid
>>87231278
underrated post
>>87220450
>pic related
this is /tv/ not rebbit
>>87230276
its hard to understand if they're trying to say its bad or if they're really just obssessed with black men
i feel like we're past the point of irony now
>>87234481
>this is /tv/ not rebbit
That's where your wrong kiddo
>>87229997
>>87231185
>>87231507
CHIN
this is kaptainkristian levels of "shit we already know just regurgitated by somebody else"
this isnt selling out you idiots, if he wanted he could just yell shit and say spaghetti meatballs over any new game and his fans would be ecstatic
>>87229997
this post is beautiful
thanks anon
>>87229997
>this internal projection
I feel bad for you son
>>87234481
The thread's been up for 7 hours. Are you going to start crying about it??
>>87221034
jesus h christ, this is the most amateur and childish review of a movie that I've ever seen.
You can easily tell that only those lardasses nerds that think they are smarter than everybody in the room like this shit.
is there anything more pathetic than when le goofy funny guy who does lowbro but effective humor feels the need to try and shoehorn in their psued takes and "highbrow" taste just to signal that they're actually smart and the humor is an act?
>>87231185
she's a feeder dude look at her videos
>>87235663
I think he just wanted to try a movie review/analysis, nothing about being a pseudo intellectual.
Dunkey tries his hand at a lot of things. There was a time when every new video of his had a rap song, for no real reason either.
>>87236011
isn't he a nigger?
I can't help but feel this comes off a bit pretentious. What insights does Dunkey possibly have to contribute to fucking The Shining? It's been discussed to death by more qualified people already. Not to say he can't or shouldn't express his opinion on it, but the context of a completely serious film review video out of the blue is what makes it weird.
Also I'd wish he'd stop playing up that fake black voice he does instead of his normal kinda nasally Adam Sandler voice like in his old videos. He's even started smacking his lips now and it's really fucking annoying.
>>87236144
>Also I'd wish he'd stop playing up that fake black voice he does instead of his normal kinda nasally Adam Sandler voice like in his old videos. He's even started smacking his lips now and it's really fucking annoying.
It's /pol/ as fuck. He's making satire of blacks
>>87222270
you're right about everything except about the shining being bad, nothing makes me more angry than when a manchild with literal video game sensibilities attempts to critique movies
>>87236182
Why would he parody blacks in a movie review about the shining though
>>87236227
Because he's been parodying blacks for years, it's basically his signature now
Is Jerma the only thing still untainted by Youtube drama and the inevitable decline into awfulness?
>>87236144
>What insights does Dunkey possibly have to contribute
Why does it matter? It's a 5 minute movie analysis, he's not acting like he's some god. But saying he shouldn't even try to analyze a film because it's been done before seems pretty anti-intellectual.
You would think /tv/ would be happy that people are trying to look at entertainment more critically. The entire reason capeshit is so popular is because the majority of audiences just turn their brain off. But one popular YouTube personality tries his hand at a review and this board goes ape shit.
His girlfriend sounds like she still has her hymen intact.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sn2b1KAEnM
>>87236281
jermaMars
>>87236281
>he hasn't seen his streams with his gf and asking what his inside jokes mean and Jerma answering with a hint of shame
the new youtube is so fucking garbage
>>87236314
she sounds like every girl in any popular dota 2 streamers stack, fuking retarded, i dont understand why they do that voice, they dont sound cute, they sound they have some mental problems
>>87236298
Not only that it's been done before, but he also didn't add anything new, I guess I should've said. Yeah maybe it goes on to inspire a generation into watching older movies and wanting more, but that seems pretty optimistic.
>>87236314
>her high as fuck voice
>his fake ebonic twang
I can't watch this shit.
>>87236349
She's been pretty absent of late it seems though, at least. But you have a point. I remember getting banned on the Nioh stream for a little for asking if she was a trap in chat after she read it aloud and asked Jerma what it meant.
>>87229997
the absolute state of men in 2017
>>87236314
she sounds just like my anime lolis
>>87236298
>But saying he shouldn't even try to analyze a film
>people are trying to look at entertainment more critically
> tries his hand at a review
fucking hell man he literally just condensed room 237 and every other the shining review into a video, did you even watch it?
>>87220450
I don't like this guys fake new york accent
>>87221034
that ending is he implying jack was aghost
>>87221034
all he did was read a few articles/essays about the movie and mash it together, none of this is unique thought. But I guess for his retarded viewerbase they'll think he's an ebin movie connoisseur. Even if he were to even attempt to be original it would be even more trash, the guy has spent his entire life playing video games he's nothing more than a layman fucking around with a new shitty hobby, also he's probably realising how fucking stale his initial content is becoming, he isn't fucking funny anymore.
>>87236298
>anti-intellectual
>>87236281
Jerma is so neurotic and pure.
>>87232921
What an adorable couple. This makes me happy.
>>87234836
>I want my son to have a chin choice
Its an admirable sacrifice for your offspring.
cringe
>>87222270
>Just watch as he smugly says the same shit that has been said for 40 years, reassuring himself that he was part of a privileged experience, he untangled the web of mysteries covering this masterpiece, and he must eagerly share it with the world. Just imagine how empty his life must be, how many nights he left his wife on a cold bed to write, record and edit this video, with a promise of recognition that he is more than a league of legends player.
What the fuck is this post? What kind super sperg would take the time to write this ironically or unironically?
>>87237348
He's mostly right though, except I don't think his life is that empty.
>>87236730
It's perfect for his primary fanbase, entitled cynical and narcissistic nu-gamers who have never had an original thought in their lives.
>>87234878
>>87230731
How do we stop that plague? I find weird that they go so unnoticed, when their content is starting to permeate /tv/ for some time now. I figure most people actually eat up their bullshit
im sorry i can never take dunkey seriously
even when he made that video where he talked about going to texas to meet up with some chick that blew him off so he spent a week in a hotel room and sounded like he was on the verge of tears it took me a while to realize he was being serious
>>87230949
Fucking got em
>>87232157
>ProZD
>75% weeaboo neckbeard trash
>25% lulz vines XD
Right then
>>87237797
Why does he try to sound normal and cool with that pugface? it's annoying
>>87222270
sounds like your average snyderposter
>>87236357
People have been saying exactly this since 2008 each time they change it.
This isn't even much of a big change this time
>>87221034
I thought that afterward saying all this praise he'd say something like "i score this 1 out of 5" but that the fact that he didn't is supposed to be the joke.
>>87229997
Leave Leah alone
>>87231041
That's why you don't make threads about them here. Every time I feel the urge to post about my /comfy/ YouTuber here I hold back cause I don't wanna cause a bunch of bitter autists to go their way.
>>87221034
Can we hear him talk for real instead of putting on this act?
>>87236433
true, if gay
>>87230805
3blue1brown
SuckerPinch
Mathologer
Pannenkoek
>>87230805
>deep_cuts
>Foodwishes
>Steve1989MREinfo
>Primitive Technology
>Painting Buddha
>RedLetterMedia
>Pannenkoek
>Jenny Nicholson is short doses
>Friendlyjordies
>dunkey
How do we get the /v/ cancer out of here lads
>>87232921
>glances at camera when she says juices
CUTE
>>87240245
>dunky
Anon, I...
Fuck you, Riddler
>>87221034
>every reply "ughh god i can't stand this guy"
why would you lie just to sound edgy ?
>>87230805
Besides the more popular ones, i really like Lessons from the Screenplay, Storytellers and Jack's movie reviews
here's a video from each, see if you dig'em
https://youtu.be/JGqFg5O7QMA
https://youtu.be/CF3lFPW4E1o
https://youtu.be/79I6cp0Ynog
All of their videos are great to binge watch imo. Of the popular ones i recommend Every Frame a Painting and Cinefix - their 5/7/10 things format videos
>>87230608
Can anyone explain what the answer actually was?
>>87229997
She looks like some jewish goblin
>>87235335
I GOT 99 PROBLEMS GETTIN KEKED AIN'T ONE
>>87220450
Vapid moron putting stuff he heard in a blender but the result is shit.
>>87231185
So 95% of NYC is not taken seriously apparently.
hey guys, its critikal, tits ass scrotum cum butthole fuck piss shit
I give this movie a 25% on the moist meter
remember to like subscribe if youd like to see videos similar to this one
>>87234878
While I agree with that comment pertaining to this Dunkey review, I find kaptainkristian's videos are more unique than how you phrased it. He certainly shows his adoration for the subject in each of his videos that can be interpreted as dick sucking, but does try to demonstrate its effect on society like the choice to make Superman fly progressing movie technology and Star Wars pretty much setting a whole new standard of sound design. I for one had no idea about the whole Night of the Living Dead copyright fiasco.
Also his editing is far better than slapping clips together as this dunk vid did.
>>87243858
this mpvir waw a blastoise from the asstoise
>>87220450
He just copied the talking points from the Wikipedia article. You could write this stuff without ever having seen the movie.
There isn't a single original thought in the entire video.He'd fit right in here
>>87221034
>its another gaming youtuber trying to critique the most critiqued movies of all time
>>87221034
what a pseud, stick to imitating jon tron
I want /v/ and their shitty e-celebs to leave. /tv/ has it's own e-celebs to shill.
>>87222270