Name is Bond *tee hee* Jane Bond Please don't shake

>>87215644
>no long hair so we'd take her seriously
You could have been a pretty feminine woman.
Too bad.

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>>87215709
this

>>87215768

5head

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>>87215644
I would seriously watch a movie where Emma Watson plays an intelligence agent. She could definitely pull it off.

>>87215768
cute boy
richard dawkins must be proud of his son

>>87215852
she already did. she was hermione, the ultimate intelligent agent.

>>87215852
maybe in 1920s Europe when the rules were simpler. she's too dumb to play in the cold war.

Why aren't these cunts satisfied with their own shit? Why do they want to take everything that belongs to us?

>>87215768
Damn, Emma Watson looks like THIS

>>87215839
mosts bongs have big foreheads, what's your point?

>>87215852
She looks like Matt Damin.

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Em is the ultimate QT.

>>87215644
She looked good back in the day.

>all of these women wanting to become one of those most prominent figures of masculinity in the history of film

One doesn't even have to make analogies for the issues with modern "femininity" anymore.

>>87216046
She still looks good tbqhwy

>>87216062
She doesn't lift. You know what happens to women her age who don't lift.

>>87216076
>She doesn't lift.
Looks to me like she doesn't have to tbqhwy

>>87216109
Because her nigger boyfriend lifts instead?

>>87216156
Your cuck fantasies aren't real tbqhwy

>>87215768
what to be her shoe boy

>>87216057
They know that this shit pisses people off, they fucking know it and that's why they do it. They like to act like it's not even a big deal and only retards make an issue of it, it's kind of like if someone kept doing the "I'm not touching you thing" and as it's pissing you off going "lol, why are you even mad about it, I'm not even touching you", while their fingers is all in your face.

>>87215987
>>87216057

This is what happens when there aren't enough chads to go around that the average woman feels is "worthy" of submitting to. They're shit-testing for nobody.

*teleports behind you*
>Heh, nothing personal white cis male
*Fucks black bull*

>>87216271
I like this train of thought. Develop further please.

I don't have any strong feelings about her any way but I feel like she's going to age like fine wine

>>87216204
Her what?

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When?

>>87216392
You mean her doing that to me? Because hopefully really fucking soon.

>>87216338
They are purposefully picking out roles and replacing the male actors with females to create some kind of controversy.

Like the fact that people even talk about a female James Bond annoys me. I like alcoholic womanizer Bond. I like looking at sexy Bond girls. I like watching him shoot people in cold-blood while being all cool. Instead of making a female Bond, why not make a female 005 or something? I would actually like that, I would pay money and go see that.

I think the new Ghost Busters would have been better if it was a soft-reboot. But still, being replaced by women wasn't even that annoying, what was annoying was the fact that it turned into some sort of political activism shit.

>>87215644
>that scene where they strip her naked, tie her to a chair in a basement and smack her vag with a rope

woah, how'd that get past the MA rating.

>>87216568
>female 005
Or
>black 008
>maybe the 2nd generation child of an afro-caribbean couple of emigrants to 50's L O N D O N who having been adopted by the UK protects it from all comers

>>87216568
I too am enraged by things that are completely imaginary. How dare they!

>>87216812
The black guy couldn't be 008 because left-leaning "journalists" would write millions of articles about how it's an "Alt-Right dogwhistle" because 8-ball is a term for black guys.

>>87216827
Shut the fuck up, I said the fact that people are talking about it. And I didn't say enraged, I said annoyed, it's annoying. And it's not like this is something that is completely out of the realm of possibility.

>>87216896
>8-ball
Literally just spat my Pimms out at a BBQ.

>>87215768
fucking dawson everytime i look at her i think of him even though she's really pretty

>>87217042
>thinks of men when looking at women
Anon, I...

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She needs another haircut, badly

>>87217148
>liking dyke haircuts
closet schlomo

>>87217286
Nah, it's still a woman's hair. If a guy has long hair, you're not attracted to him are you anon?

>>87217476
>liking fags
nobody even mentioned men, yet you bring them up. are you not telling us something?

spies and secret agents are typically men because men have no inherent value.

>>87217630
You're the one projecting that I'm a "schlomo"

>>87217763
>liking dyke haircuts
it makes sense that you are

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#NeverForget

>>87217933
would lick raw

>>87217877
There you go trying to shift this discussion from a girl to guys again!

>dyke
You're not into girl-on-girl then? Why, no guy for you to subconsciously focus on?

>>87218022
>There you go trying to shift this discussion from a girl to guys again!
seems that that is what you're doing again. you're the one who is infatuated with men's haircuts. I guess the truth hurts since you're getting so defensive.

>>87215768
she looks like a transsexual.

>>87218076
>literally "no u": the post

>>87218076
How can it be a men's haircut if it's on a woman? That makes no sense. Why do you think of men when you look at Ms. Watson?

>>87218193
i mean, you can't blame him

>>87218193
>How can it be a men's haircut if it's on a woman? That makes no sense
>make your hair look like a man's
>get upset when someone calls you out on it
wew lad

>>87216568
>what was annoying was the fact that it turned into some sort of political activism shit.
It wasn't originally. Hadn't it been for all the angry white males (like yourself) getting triggered by something so innocuous they probably wouldn't have doubled down on the feminist "activism".

>>87218085

#He2She

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>>87218541

>>87215644
God I would love to make out with Emma Watsons asshole and pussy with my tongue. I would also love to suck on her little titties and put my finger down her throat for her to suck. If you catch my drift.

>>87219435
What is this, fucking pig latin? Get to the point, dude

>>87217933
>what girls look like who have never done physical exercise

Kinda gross desu. At least go on a run sometimes..

>>87215644
I want to lick her face and suck on her nose

Why didn't Emma stay 18-years-old like she should?

>>87219383
#HERSHEY

>>87217657
This. Female bond would automatically be a huge target due to the number of rich perverts who'd like to sexually torture her for all the state secrets she knows. Or just sexually torture her.

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>>87219458
She ran that one time... she didn't like it tho

>>87216029
fuuuuuuuck

>>87219980
That's too bad. I'd love to see her try some more in that outfit..

>>87217148
She needs my huge throbbing dick up that tight ass, badly

>>87220959
stand the fuck in line, faggiccini

>>87221079
My dick is too big for lines, boss

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I could see it.

>>87221270
I could love it.

>>87221270
wanna lay this bitch on her back and stick my cock inside her vagina

>>87221270
That's a really poorly fitting top
Ladyhips don't mix well with suits in that cut

this bitch can't act at all why is everyone nuts about her

she is literally nothing special but a pretty face just like the majority of actresses

>>87221839
I don't want to fuck her cause of her acting...

>>87215644
afa

>>87222124
Don't mind >>87221839, he's all gay like that.

>>87222423
super homo gay

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imagine this movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F-YEbm65a8

but with emma watson. BOOM! Big reveal. 7 Emma watsons on screen. It would literally bring in billions

>>87224075
11/10 would rape th efucking shit out of

>>87225110
Not nice!

>>87224075
wife material

>>87215644
Met my friend's sister last night and her face is nearly identical to Emma Watson with a slightly better body.

She came over to my place to play my Oculus Rift and I'm pretty sure I could've hooked up with her if my friend wasn't there. Damned shame, she just graduated from Dartmouth too so she's not stupid.

>>87225479
post pics

>>87225519
this

>>87225519
Definitely would have blown any chance to get laid if she caught me randomly taking pictures of her.

>>87225651
>im a nu-male faggot
ftfy

>>87225681
you aren't a nu-male? this place's only for nu-males, read the rules

>>87225800
>i suck cock and proud of it like its still 2008
ftfy

>>87215768
There's something about her face and hair that makes her kinda attractive in that pic.
It's really hit and miss with Emma, more often than not she's just shy of being pretty.

fuck you

>>87225800
Look fag loves fucking sucking dick bro