/got/ Game of Thrones General

First for Dany D

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>>87215587
Noh

Azor Petyr

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Queen of blood and seed

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aagghhh...

More boar-posting please

>>87215454
Euron said he's seen things you wouldn't believe in the last episode and the Golden Company are showing up, but I have no faith anymore

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First for modern day Westeros Kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9U-rhVp1CQ

DAYNE?

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dany

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>>87215673
>the fate of all aaaggghhh posters who would insult the One True King

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>>87215683
LANCEL

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fuck, marry, kill

Shit picture. Daynes are stony Dornishmen, they have more First Men blood than nearly anyone in the world. Blonde/Silver hair and purple/blue eyes for nearly everyone in the house. Come on, son.

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Death is the enemy

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YAAAASSSS

>>87215587
What were his last thoughts before the Quiet Wolf took him out?

>>87215751
"Oh Noh"

>>87215643
>Le Degeneracy XD
Fuck off virgin
He would rurn Westeros into some shithole with an irrational society based on fear and religious might

>>87215729

Fuck titcow, marry qt, kill problem hair.

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>Had any man ever been so beautiful? - Cersei AFFC

>>87215729
Fuck pink hair, marry qt in middle, kill Bessie

Threadly reminder that this was really stupid as fuck. Everyone cheered at cinematics as the remaining interesting characters in the show were blown to hell and replaced by the Villain Sue that is Show Cersei. What was High Sparrow Howland Reed's endgame? What was Margaery's endgame? I guess we'll never know because they got blown up and replaced with boring ass Cersei scenes like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTfr0p5zJV0

>muh twincest
>muh Lena

cringe

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>13 tracks
Name them

>>87215729
Kill and burn, fuck, kill

>>87215729
Kill kill kill

>>87215751
>Ahhh Save me, Rhaegar!

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YAAASSS QUEEN SLAAAYY

>>87215729
fuck right, marry pigtails, kill hamplanet

>>87215729
Marry, fuck, kill

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cast him

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>>87215769

>faggots posting and shilling 3/10s

Pathetic

>>87215742
>all those degenerates gathered in one place and no truck or peace
damn shame

Quick question for you guys:

Assuming one of the central tenants of ASOIAF is that there is no cosmic justice, who ought to win the throne in the end if this is true?

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>>87215730
get a load of this dornigger

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>>87215742
>two Trump shirts you can't even tell are anti-Trump unless you take a long look

so THIS is the power of Drumpf

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>"I continue to be opposed to fan fiction, because it's copyright infringement. HBO of course gets around this by paying me large dump trucks full of money"
what did he mean by this?

>>87215751
AHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME DARKSTAR

>>87215587
Moon is no egg.

>>87215888
Joffrey

>>87215822
stop posting this mentally disabled gremlin, you obsessive nu-male redditor

>>87215627
Just like Arya!

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It is our Holy Duty to Guard against the Foreign Hordes

>>87215853
replaces modern day Isaac Hampstead-Wright

>>87215853
Dareon

>>87215965
it is her doody to rub dat ass in my face

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How would a more interesting character deal with the whole Dany/Jon situation?

>>87215888
Euron. Taking the Arbor was a great move, works in CK2 as well

>>87215934
Doesn't work without the lol.

>>87215802
>Caved his chest (ft. Rheagar)
>Targaryen Whore
>More Wine (ft. Lancel)
>Huntin' Boarz (ft. Barristan Selmy, Renly, Lancel)
>We Dem Baratheons (ft. Renly, Stannis)
>Honor (ft. Cersei)
>Thank Gods for Bessie
>Money for nothin', whores for free
>More Wine pt. 2
>This is how we roll (ft. Ned)

I can't fucking name 3 more, somebody else do it

>>87215888
Dany honestly

>>87215802
>Notorious B.O.A.R.

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>>87215994

>>87215729
kill myself, fuck them all

>>87215802
Making the 8ight ft Nicki Minaj

Have any of you cucks posting pics of that poor girl and making jokes EVER stopped to think that you might be a little obsessed? Wow, a fat joke. So original. At least she has a community of fans to watch the show with instead of your aunt's basement piggybacking off your parents HBO go account. At least she has people in IRL to talk and laugh with about the show. All you idiots will ever have is this shitty board. The absolute state of /got/

>>87215794

>What was Margaery's endgame?

Bait and switch.

The witch prophesied that Cereci would be replaced by a Queen far better then her. This is supposed to make the audience and Cercei think it's going to be Margery.

But the audience is meant to think that it's going to be Dany. In all likelyhood, it's going to be Jon and Dany's daughter. Because the former would be too predictable.

This is why Cercei will also likely miscarry as the prophecy said she would out live all of her children.

>>87215802
1. Straight Outta Storms End
2. Baratheon Pride till I die
3. Rhaegar Destruction Track
4. My Northern Light
5. Whores and Boars
6. Rebllious Bois feat. Ned Stark and Jon Arryn
7. Making the 8 daily
8. Wine Cup
9. Boar after death
10. Pregnant whores
11. What a Stupid Name feat. Lancel Lannister
12. Bad Daddy feat. Joffrey Baratheon
13. Kings Landing All Stars feat. Neddard, Jon A, Cersei, Jaime and Gay Renly

>>87216067
but we all want to fuck her

>>87216052
fuck them AFTER you kill yourself?

>>87215698
This is as stupid as those trailers fans make for upcoming movies. You gotta wonder what kind of loser you have to be to invest time in shitty faux film trailers for youtube.

>>87216069
It's Sansa though

>>87216067
Serves her right being on camera liking the wrong characters.

>>87216069
That younger queen is Dany.

Took away Jaime desu and now she's about to lose her kid (or already did in the original script).

She has nothing left. The crown and empire was supposed to be for her and Jaime and then their child.

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/ourparents/

>>87216003

Send assassins to kill them both.

>>87216067
where are these images even coming from? how did creature become relevant?

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>>87215903

Stay jelly, bruv.

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>>87216132

Why is Nikolaj so cute?

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>>87216079
>we all want to fuck her
No.

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>>87216177
i'm pretty sure nikolaj is an autist stuck in the body of a turbo chad

/ourguy/

>>87216177
Because he's a strong, perfect, Aryan male.

>>87216151

The guy who runs the bar is a leech. He and his cronies are constantly shilling his channel and his videos and asking people to donate to his Patreon. It's pathetic.

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>>87216079
speak for yourself
i'd nuke the bar she walked into

So why was Shae such a dumb bitch?

>>87216162
>Ned was so shy and stunned by Asharas beauty that his Chad Brother Rickard had to ask her Out for him

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>>87216177

>>87216126
I'm irredeemable, unrepentant Jonerys trash, but even I think that it's unlikely either one ends up on the throne.

>>87216106
I doubt it. I think she'd be a pretty good ruler. But I think they're setting her up to be the new ruler of Winterfell.

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And harrenhal... I shuppoze.... that's off the table as well

>>87215587
What an awful looking Dayne, I know they're in Dorne but they are supposed to look like Valyrians (they were and Azor Ahai was a Dayne)

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>>87216286
dumb fucking eurotrash whore that couldn't act

>>87216069
I thought it was implied that Cersei acknowledged Daenerys as the younger Queen who would replace her the moment she saw her for the first time, younger, more beautiful, more powerful, riding on a dragon & also polite, apologizing for arriving late, Daenerys is truly /ourguy/

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>>87216177
>>87216295

Which ships are going to be canon?

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/OurGuy/

>>87216298
>I'm irredeemable, unrepentant Jonerys trash, but even I think that it's unlikely either one ends up on the throne.

I'm not saying Dany winds up on the throne. Cersei has nothing left, Dany's taken it from her. Throne and power doesn't mean all that much to Cersei, it was family. First her children, then Jaime, then the baby now she's lost both of those two. Power was a means.

>>87215929

"haha the show is total shit I 100% disavow it unironically haha just joking guys"

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>>87216286
I honestly expected her to be revealed as someone other than a whore, because of some of the dialogue with Tyrion kind of suggested that.

>>87215653
Formally Chucks

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Do tallfags ever do this?

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Ayne Harrenhol... asshai poshe... that'sh aff tha taybl ash well?!

>>87216372
>Queen
Dats interesting.
Also
>Abrams tank and other US equipment in Westeros
IG.Hao?

>>87216374
>haha Linda please smack the jewbois around for me, I have a contract so I'm kinda stuck

>>87216368
The ironborn fleet

>>87216397
I don't know any midgets irl so I don't know how I'd address them. Probably just look down and let them look up at me though

>>87216336
I hope you are right.

spinoff set beyond Essos when

>>87216293
>Rickard
That's his dad, mate. Brandon was his brother. What a total bro, trying to wingman his awkward, shy brother and get him laid. Unless he just turned around and fucked her later behind Ned's back. I wouldn't be surprised.

>>87216397
I never look down so I never see anyone below 6'.

>>87216368
MeXYour Mom

>>87216368

Probably one of the stark girls with Gendry.

Jaime is "too late to be redeemed by anything but death" tier because the show follows regular TV morality at this point, so that ship is doomed.

Brienne will end up with the widling ginger.

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>>87215802

>1. Boars and Whores
>2. You've Got Fat (ft. Ned)
>3. Bobby from the Block (prod. J. Arryn)
>4. Whore is Pregnant (ft. Ned, P. Bizzel, Vary$, Yung Pycelle)
>5. Breastplate Stretcher (ft. Lancel)
>6. Dumb Whore With a Fat Arse
>7. Makin' the 8 (ft. Lil Renly)
>8. Tarly Boy
>9. Honor you Again (ft. Ms Cersei)
>10. Kill Him Every Night
>11. More Wine (ft. Lancel)
>12. Fat For my Armor
>13. Lyanna (ft. Ed Sheeran)

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]>>87216331
>T*rkish
>European
pick one

>>87216456

Can't tell if I hate D&D or those two westeros.org spergs more

>>87216373
Good point. It's gonna be interesting.

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This truth didn’t fully sink in until my elation over Baelish’s execution had settled a bit. I stopped cheering, I shook out my hands, which stung from clapping and then I realized, Wait … this means no more Aidan Gillen, doesn’t it?

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>87216537
shes more of a german than turkish

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>>87216562
>he clapped at CIA's death

>>87216580
>he clapped when the movie ended in the cinema

>>87216573
No Turk in Germany
This is not Shitmerica

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>ywn have a gf that will cosplay with you
life is suffering

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>>87216573
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sibel_Kekilli
>Her parents came to Germany from Turkey in 1977

>>87216020

More Wine pt. 2 (ft. the Boar, obviously)

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>>87216433

>>87216648
That is actually really good.

>>87216648
>literally looks better than actual Jonerys
wtf i love larpers now

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>>87216562

If you clapped you don't deserve him.

>>87216684
>And Bayne... I shabbosh... that'sh off the playne ash well?

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>>87216562
>no more Aidan Gillen

what the fuck is his problem anyway? first he poisons this board with one of the most mind boggling scenes and dialogue delivery in movie history and then he one ups himself with his littlefinger performance by delivering it in such an unrecognizable and bizarre accent. it doesn't help that he also looks like a proper ham roll

>>87216789
It'sh becaushe of acting, anon... you wouldn't undershtand it... becaushe it'sh off tha taybl

>>87216789

He realized the show was shit and decided to ham it up for our benefit. Bless him.

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This is a big _______

>>87216648
>danys eyebrows
it would have been pretty good if not for that shit

>>87216648
Better than the actual actors

>>87216789
His accent was so bad that I thought he was an American trying to sound Irish. Then it turns out that he's literally from Ireland.

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>>87216439
>IG.Hao

What??

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Is this the happy ending?

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>>87217003
no this is

>>87217003
>implying the seven + crownlands and riverlands won't be united under Jon and Dany

So when the next book (never) comes out, how different do you guys think each character's storyline will be?

>Sansa not being sold to Boltons since he's got jeyne Poole posing as Arya and it's retarded
>Dany actually following Quaithes go east prophecy
>Arya not suddenly godmoding through westeros
>Bran still probably exposition zombie but not autistic
>Jon maybe taking longer to come back or some warg creature now
>Tyrion still joining danys team
>Jorah not magically cured
>Dragons all still alive
>Cersei trying to take over but fucking it up or having to deal with faegon
>littlefinger and varys staying relevant
Etc.

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Cast her, Reddit

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MEANWHILE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE

>Alayne loved it here. She felt alive again, for the first since her father… since Lord Eddard Stark had died.

>It had fallen out just as Petyr said it would, the day the ravens flew. “They’re young, eager, hungry for adventure and renown. Lysa would not let them go to war. This is the next best thing. A chance to serve their lord and prove their prowess. They will come. Even Harry the Heir.” He had smoothed her hair and kissed her forehead. “What a clever daughter you are.”


> Alayne could not help herself. She smiled and said, “My father is always pleased to be of service to one of Lord Robert’s leal bannermen. I’m sure he would be most delighted to help broker a marriage for you as well, Ser Lyn.”

>“How kind of him.” Corbray’s lips drew back in something that might have been meant as a smile, though it gave Alayne a chill. “But what need have I for heirs when I am landless and like to remain so, thanks to our Lord Protector? No. Tell your lord father I need none of his brood mares.”

>The venom in his voice was so thick that for a moment she almost forgot that Lyn Corbray was actually her father’s catspaw, bought and paid for. Or was he? Perhaps, instead of being Petyr’s man pretending to be Petyr’s foe, he was actually his foe pretending to be his man pretending to be his foe.


>“Well, I’m not. He may think he’s some great knight, but Ser Lothor says he’s just some upjumped squire.”

>Petyr put his arm around her. “So he is, but he is Robert’s heir as well. Bringing Harry here was the first step in our plan, but now we need to keep him, and only you can do that. He has a weakness for a pretty face, and whose face is prettier than yours? Charm him. Entrance him. Bewitch him.”

> “Should we ever wed, you’ll have to send
Saffron back to her father. I’ll be all the spice you’ll want.”

Reminder that Shansha is already more Littlefinger's daughter than Ned's.

>>87217197
>>Cersei trying to take over but fucking it up or having to deal with faegon
Not happening. Cersei in the books isn't the Villain Sue she is in the show.

>>87217197
Arya will faceless man the fake Arya and kill Ramsay imo

Viserys will definitely get raised

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>>87217205

my gf

the movie will be a 60 year long documentary

>>87216969
Jia you

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>>87217197
TWOW is Euron's book and the darkest chapter of the series according to GRRM. Even the stuff that is close to the show won't happen in at all the way the showfags will want it to. Arya and Sansa and Bran will all meet successes but the manner of it will make everyone regret ever wanting anything good for them because the Stark kids are all becoming horrible people in the books.

>>87217267
>because the Stark kids are all becoming horrible people in the books.
...And they aren't in the show?

>final few minutes of the entire show
>it's the 21st century, a Chinese-American woman is dusting something off in an archaeology dig in modern-day Northern Ireland
>she shouts over to someone "professor, come quick!"
>George RR Martin waddles over, complete with spectacles and lab coat
>"what is it, professor?"
>"something very... Old."
>camera pans down to show what she's holding
>it's a family photo of the starks
>end theme plays

>>87217226
Exactly. Cersei is a fucking idiot in the books. Book Euronron is being set up as the end game villain.

>>87217278
Only horrible actors

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What the FUCK was his problem

>>87217278
>...And they aren't in the show?
In the books it will be on purpose, and tragic. Instead of accidental and annoying.

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>>87215774
GODS I REMEMBER BESSIES TITS!

>>87217205

Younger her would have made a good Margaery, has the honest sweet brunette look and would be a good foil for Headey.

>>87217197
>The absolute state of shartmerican show retards

>>87217316
AND WHO
ARE YOU
THE PROUD LORD SAID

>>87217357
Confusion over male role models and a general lack of belonging leading to rampant libido and narcissism as an ego defense mechanism

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>>87217316

>>87217226

I'm just spitballing, anon.

So what's she doing then?

>>87217357
>relatively complex and decently written character stuck in a shitty anime

What if Diarrheys told you to go down on her or she'd have her dragons burn you?

>>87217267

How do you suppose that will play out? Give me specifics

Jon needs to seed and breed more women than just Dany desu

Targs need numbers and in these trying war times either one of them can die.

Arya volunteers as tribute

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>>87217408
She'll probably try to take over but fuck up and burn the entire city down.

>>87217430
I'd take a fucking ASOIAF anime over this show.

>>87217443
Read the books
No spoonfeeding, sub human.

>>87217375

Huh? I read the books in 2006

>>87217408
Trial by combat isn't banned, she loses. Most likely dies as everyone stops caring about her and Jaime had his arc so he isn't going to support her. The war in Westeros continues, with Stannis securing the North, Aegon takes the Stormlands and Tyrells are reconsidering their allegiance.

>>87217462
Formerly Chuck.

>>87217375
There's more Bong influence in the show you fool, George Rail Road Martin is a based AmeriGod

>>87217471

>read the unreleased book that that isn't available to read

I'm asking you to speculate not spoofeed shit I already read

>>87217469
This picture made me gay, gave me cancer and resurected my virginity
Don't click it guys.

>>87217471
we've all read the books moron, put your money where your mouth is

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Even Bethesda is on the Jonerys train now lads

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BOW YA SHITS

>>87215729

kill, marry, fuck

>>87217443
>How do you suppose that will play out? Give me specifics
Euron has some sort of master plan. He can see the future like bBran and has been abducting and torturing holy men to harvest visions from the few capable of having them under duress. The Redwyne fleet is being lured into a trap. The Faceless Men will open the gates of Oldtown for Euron in exchange for some great sacrifice he's promised them.

Arya will never be a Faceless Man, but neither will she be Arya. She'll be a horrible in-between thing that cares only about murder, like her mother. She'll go on her killing spree but kill many innocents in the process, including at least one major protagonist.

Sansa is basically LF junior at this point and even if she does fuck him over it won't be to avenge Ned, just to get political power for herself.

Bran is the Children of the Forest's tool now and they care nothing at all for humanity. He'll leave Meera and Jojen and Hodor to die to further whatever their plan is.

>>87217485

So no ultimate pottery culmination moment for her whole prophecy? Just regular old death? That might be refreshing.

>>87217534
the inevitable anime will be superior to the show

>>87216397
Is the bottom one honestly acceptable though? I feel like I would rather have people do the bottom one if I were a midget but I feel like some would be offended.

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>>87216525
>Yung Pycelle

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>>87217534
Here's one that's less show influenced for you dead gay cancer virgin

>>87217357

A good actor and a good character stuck in a show with shit actors and shit characters. Truly tragic.

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1st for she will outlive Dany

>>87217556
did they not watch the first 6 seasons, this is the classic set-up before one or both get BTFO

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>>87217485
Stannis may secure the North but he's still going to tragically die in an ironic way revealing that Melisandre let her husbandofaggotry blind her to the fact that he's not the prince that was promised.

>>87217581
It would be a combination of valonqars, but not literally choking her but more of ignoring her. Tommen the younger sibling fails to protect her, him being 5 and not understanding the situation. Jaime long since has been dropped her. fAegon, the 'younger brother' also 'choking her' by surrounding King's Landing from the Stormlands. It would still match the prophecy, just it wouldn't be hammered in like you know D&D would do it.

>>87217617
Can we get same captions for previous picture por favor?

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so of all the wonderful things they omitted from the book and all the shitty things that they pulled out of their asses, they decided to stay loyal to the book for arya and make this creature that keeps getting uglier day by day a master assassin who is smug, loyal to her family and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>87217645
Why does she even think that Stannis is Azor Ahai?

He's completely unremarkable.

>>87217624
Confirmed.

>>87217567
what do you think about the theory he's Pyat Pree and PP (kek) being held in Silence is a glamoured Euron

>>87217624
>Tfw the show sucks her suck so hard she ends up taking the night kings power somehow and becoming night queen final villain

Screenshot this

>>87217556
>Daenerys: Gamer gurl that totally played Skyrim this one time
>Stannis: Oldfag that grinds his teeth whenever he thinks about the post Morrowind elder scrolls games
>Cersei: Plays the Sims to passive aggressively kill characters named after people she hates
>Euron: Only plays japanese VNs. his favorite is Saya no Uta

>>87217556
Would the Dovakhin BTFO Kelly C and her dragons??

>>87217624
i want to kiss her!

>>87217683
wtf?

>>87217699
Euron should be Bran.

>>87217688
Sounds like bullshit to me.

>Oberyn doesn't fuck arround and actually wins his duel against the mountain

How would this change the current situation?

>>87217435
>implying i need a reason

>>87217666

Not bad. I'd be satisfied. Watching her freak out as her options all disappear.

Where's the Sparrow in all this?

>>87217692
i dont doubt now that they're saying they're taking until 2019 to do episodes and they're movie length that they're going to make her the final boss.

>>87217699
What kind of gamers are Jaime and Jon?

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>>87217587
>inevitable anime
GRRM turned down an animated (though probably not anime) adaptation shortly before accepting HBO's offer. it's too late.

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>>87217556
"All hail His Grace, Todd of House Bethesda, First of His Name, King of the Liars and the broken Promises, climber of seven mountains, and Protector of the Realm."

>>87217587
>T. ULTRA VIRGIN WHO WATCHES PEDOPHILE ANIMUS

night king kill danny
jon kills night king but dies
jamie becomes king

my dad works at hbo so i know

>>87217617

This picture just hits home just how horribly miscast Kit is. Jon is supposed to be a big, strong berserker type who looks incredibly masculine like a Stark. Why did they cast a 5'3'' Mexican manlet?

>>87217707
I don't see why not. He could shout her right off the Dragons back and absorb there souls right in front of her then hers. The Dragonborn is even more OP then Kelly C late game.

>>87217765
Good

>>87217739
Tywin is still alive and that's all I need to know.

>>87217765
GURM REFUSED OUR OFFER IN FAVOR OF YOURS

WE HAD TO FIND OUT WHAT HE TOLD YOU

>>87217739

They'd still find a way to cheat and screw Tyrion. Tywins not stopping til one of them is gone.

>>87216006
That being said, what do you think will happen to Euron next season?

>>87217765
>Bran, Rickon, and Robb don't have auburn hair

fail

>>87217834
He will die

>>87217645
If Stannis dies it'll be against the wights. I imagine he'd probably stay in the North, planning to march South, then wights end up being a problem and breach through the wall. No one answers the call as he moves his remaining army and Northerners to defend, and dies.

Shireen will probably burn because of Melisandre and Selyse, thinking Stannis has died and they need to bring him back. Jon will come back instead and stab Melisandre, bringing in Lightbringer.

>>87217749
He'd be playing with the Tyrells over Tommen. The High Sparrow kinda put his options into Tommen so he has to stick with it. Meanwhile Tyrells can still play kingmaker, they could go for Aegon or even Stannis.

>>87217834

Incredibly anti-climatic death.

>>87215627
david gilmour

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>>87217806

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>>87217765
It would only work if it was done like LoGH with hundreds of episode with autistic dedication to being faithful to the books. Western animation is not capable of that. Western culture is too ingrained with cartoons = kids.

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>>87217765
Thank the Gods

Do you think Cersei ever gave Joffrey and later Tommen blowey joeys to help them calm down?

>>87217683
>Why does she even think that Stannis is Azor Ahai?
A chain of coincidences plus she's in love with him the crazy old bint

>>87217951
Can you explain in detail? what coincidences?

>>87217938
>Western animation is not capable of that. Western culture is too ingrained with cartoons = kids.
It's starting to turn around. It might take a couple more decades though.

>>87217874
>If Stannis dies it'll be against the wights. I imagine he'd probably stay in the North, planning to march South, then wights end up being a problem and breach through the wall. No one answers the call as he moves his remaining army and Northerners to defend, and dies.
The King Who Cared ;_;

>Shireen will probably burn because of Melisandre and Selyse, thinking Stannis has died and they need to bring him back. Jon will come back instead and stab Melisandre, bringing in Lightbringer.
I can see all this except for the Lightbringer part.

Kit will not be able to escape his Jon Snow role holy shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1uyBeig2Ks

>>87217668
but they're both captioned

>>87216331
Is this just WoW or a different game?

>>87217739
Tywin would be alive so

>margaery wouldn't be that much of a problem to Cersey
>high Sparrow wouldn't be a thing
>great Sept explosion would not happen
>Tomen would not kill himself
>Cersey would not be queen
>daenerys would go against Tywin instead

I just can't imagine if this would be better or worse for her

>>87217676
>they decided to stay loyal to the book for arya and make this creature that keeps getting uglier day by day a master assassin who is smug, loyal to her family and doesn't afraid of anything.
That's not true to book Arya though. Book Arya is a traumatized psychotic that gives no fucks about her family beyond opportunities for revenge.

>>87217998
of course not, he's not exceptionally talented and didn't establish himself as a versatile actor before jumping to fame, so he will always be jon snow, unless he dips for a decade and makes a solid comeback in a similarly successful and long running production.

>>87218047
Tywin was already being poisoned bruh

>>87217759
Jaime plays oldfag FPS and bitches about how dumbed down Call of Duty made everything.

Jon runs a WotLK era WoW server.

>>87217938
>LoGH style GOT anime series

Muh dick

>>87217998
He'll go back to being a stage actor.

With his height, fame as Jon and lack of acting talent and social media, he's boned.

If social media alone and the show can get someone shit like Sophie major film roles, Kt is fucking himself

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Even brave men blind themselves sometimes, when they are afraid to see.

>>87217809
>They'd still find a way to cheat and screw Tyrion. Tywins not stopping til one of them is gone.
This. One of them was always going to be the death of the other.

>>87217765
>that cringe ass Arya
I already have cancer bruh

>>87218097
Jon's clearly into old school party based JRPGs

>>87217699
>>87218097
What about Tywin and Mace?

>>87217556
Bethesda is rumored to be working on a GoT game

>>87217781
>See that family member?
>You can fuck her.

>>87217796
Jon is supposed to be tall and slender. Robb is the thick bearded berserker. The gormless manlet doesn't really fit either.

>>87217800
Imagine if it was actually good and made western animation popular. It could have kept the scope of the books and avoided horrible miscasting.

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>>87218105
It's wonderful isn't it? Something that would include all the battles, all the side characters, every single line of dialogue. It would be the best way to adapt ASOIAF and you wouldn't need to worry about CGI budget or actors demanding 2 million per episode.

>make the night's watch a semi-monastic order where you can't fuck anyone or own property
>in S1 they're complaining they have no recruits

hmmmmmmmmmmm..........I say, tha-hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, really makes y-HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>87218189
wonder what sort of deal HBO has, do they have all film/tv rights in perpetuity?

>>87217834
Yaass Queen'd by Yara.

>>87217850
Robb does, Bran doesn't...and Arya does too. Weird. That's a very specific kind of fuck up that doesn't just come from copying the show.

>>87217938
>It would only work if it was done like LoGH with hundreds of episode with autistic dedication to being faithful to the books.
I want this so bad.

>Western animation is not capable of that. Western culture is too ingrained with cartoons = kids.
It could have changed that. We could have gotten the adaptation we deserved and saved animation from anime and disney forever. Why did the Fatman do this?

>>87218078
>poisoned

What? Since when? By who? I think I completely missed that

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>>87218181
>>See that family member?
>>You can fuck her.
killed me

>>87218195
I honestly don't understand how GURM thought it would make sense for guys like Waymar Royce to just abandon their rich lifestyle and move to a cold shithole where they are surrounded by rapists and murderers, without culture or sex. It makes zero sense that anyone would willingly go there.

>>87218195
same thing happened with the Teutonic Knights, Jon has a lot of similarities to Proddy Scum Albert of Prussia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert,_Duke_of_Prussia

wonder if Jon will switch to R'hlorrism?

>>87216096
>>87215698
you guys know this was made by a german comedian ? so those "losers" that invested in this are actually people working for a german TV station and being payed by the citizens of germany.

>>87217978
>Born amidst smoke and salt
Came into his own as Lord of Dragonstone

>red comet
self explanatory

also is descended from the Targaryens. She presumably saw visions of him as well but that doesn't mean he was Azor Ahai.

>>87217796
>>87218181
It fits well with the outcast bastard concept though

>>87218222
Robb's hair isn't nearly as auburn as it should be though

Fucking animu faggots een gave Arya blue eyes.

>>87218285
that's why he was shitting and smelled so bad during his funeral. Oberyn had already poisoned him somehow, it's quite a popular theory.

>>87218325
>>Born amidst smoke and salt
>Came into his own as Lord of Dragonstone

Don't see how those are related. By that sense pretty much anyone can be Azor Ahai.

>>87215729

>the absolute STATE of the Game of Thrones TV show fanbase right now.

>>87217984
>It's starting to turn around.
Is it?

>>87218078
That is the dumbest bit of fan wankery since Euron=Daario. It's even worse because it literally changes nothing in the plot if it's true or false.

>>87218349
>poison makes you smell bad after rotting for days
>not being fucking shot in the gut

>>87218172
>Final Fantasy: Game of Thrones

>>87218303
The Watch had been degenerating for 100s of years. There was a time when it was known what their purpose was and some still seem to respect the concept. Obviously they had all forgotten they were literally watching for the night king.

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>>87217938
>>87218105
>>87218189
Just fucking imagine the Battle of the Blackwater in such a show

>dat bridge of ships

>>87218378
what does it matter if it changes it, makes it more fitting. sorry you're a surface level reader bro.

>>87218172
>Jon's clearly into old school party based JRPGs

>MUH WIIIINGS JON SNUW

>>87218361
What, you think you're some kind of patrician for watching that shit or reading those shitty books? they are both pleb as fuck and aimed at edgy 13 year old nerds.

>>87216096
did you never have fun making videos and stuff? Little projects like this are just part of what creative people do.

>>87218349
>theory

Oh, good, I thought I missed something that actually was on the show. Rotting corpses and shit smelling bad are evidences of pretty much nothing

>>87218174
Tywin only plays Paradox Grand Strategy games with 15 autistic mods installed, including several he made himself.

Mace just buys the latest Madden every year but otherwise doesn't play vidya.

>And so for thirty days and thirty nights Azor Ahai labored sleepless in the temple, forging a blade in the sacred fires. Heat and hammer and fold, heat and hammer and fold, oh, yes, until the sword was done. Yet when he plunged it into water to temper the steel it burst asunder
>Dany's fleet arrives after months of travel, goes South, gets REKTED by Euron
>The second time it took him fifty days and fifty nights, and this sword seemed even finer than the first. Azor Ahai captured a lion, to temper the blade by plunging it through the beast's red heart, but once more the steel shattered and split.
>Dany's fleet goes South and to Casterly Rock, takes it, is REKTED by Euron, Unsullied are trapped
>"A hundred days and a hundred nights he labored on the third blade, and as it glowed white-hot in the sacred fires, he summoned his wife. 'Nissa Nissa,' he said to her, for that was her name, 'bare your breast, and know that I love you best of all that is in this world.' She did this thing, why I cannot say, and Azor Ahai thrust the smoking sword through her living heart. It is said that her cry of anguish and ecstasy left a crack across the face of the moon, but her blood and her soul and her strength and her courage all went into the steel. Such is the tale of the forging of Lightbringer, the Red Sword of Heroes.
>coming season 8

Calling it

>>87218413
A battle where even Stannis and Davos look like gay Anime Twinks and as the Wildfire explodes a gay ass melancholic jap song kicks in?

>>87217938
what does LoGH stand for ?

>>87218403
And yet for some reason Jon and Waymar Royce wanted to go there.

It's dumb and unrealistic as fuck. I never really got why Jon was so into the idea, other than to escape Catelyn.

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I was born on the bloody grass in that grove of ash, with the taste of fire in my mouth and a hole in my chest.

>>87218303
>I honestly don't understand how GURM thought it would make sense for guys like Waymar Royce to just abandon their rich lifestyle and move to a cold shithole where they are surrounded by rapists and murderers, without culture or sex. It makes zero sense that anyone would willingly go there.
Waymar was an arrogant kid who probably thought the Night's Watch was what it was portrayed as in the songs about the end of the Long Night, like Jon. the myth benefits lords with too many heirs that need to get rid of some sons.

>you have woken the dragon!

Wtf did this mean? Did it mean he was going to rape her?

>>87216009
It is known.

>>87218107
Nah, he'll probably get like 5-6 roles thrown at him all at once, either TV or movies, and he'll make them, and they'll all suck, then his career will go away.

But he'll be everywhere for like 2 years.

>>87218359
She's trying to force a square peg into a round hole because she WANTS Stannis to be Azor Ahai. That's the whole point.

>>87218492
kys

>>87217624
Still gonna get killed though by Jamie or Arya.

Who do you think will be the showrunner/s of the spin off?
Who would you like it to be?

>>87218523
he is getting angry/he is throwing a tantrum/he is going to beat her

waking the dragon = getting him pissed off

>>87218417
>makes it more fitting
How?

>>87218494
That's not how it works in my head.

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>the dagger belonged to Littlefinger
>Littlefinger wasn't even in Winterfell when Bran fell

>>87218516
Arrogant rich kids don't want to join virgin orders.

>>87218549
Yeah but WHY does she want Stannis to be Azor Ahai?

>>87218497
Legend of Gay Harambe.

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Can we all agree that Tyrion's season 4 arc was absolutely terrible?

>>87217624
I'd cum so hard.

>>87218569
I predict it will go about as well as Caprica so who cares.

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Very intresting read

>>87218569
littlefinger's rise to power becoming the top pimp of the realm.

>>87218644
>Arrogant rich kids don't want to join virgin orders.
They do when raised in a martial culture that extols such things.

>Yeah but WHY does she want Stannis to be Azor Ahai?
1. he's already there so she doesn't have to keep searching

2. She's literally in love with him. Not memeing.

>>87218639
Littlefinger lost it in a tourney bet to Tyrion

>>87218656
>people thought this scene was good

>>87218656
Fuck you, it was Tyrion at his best

>>87218711
So then it wasn't his.

>>87218483
>Tywin only plays Paradox Grand Strategy games with 15 autistic mods installed, including several he made himself.
Like say, giving Lannisters some massive super boosts in CK2?

Summarise the entirety of S7 in the follow terms:

Dude X lmao

>>87215700

Alulértékelt. Ellenőriztem.

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>>87218656
>“Look at me!” he would shout as he ran laughing through the halls of the circus. “Look at me, god of tits and wine!,” or “Look at me, kuh kuh kuh!,” or “Look at me, look at me, I am guilty of being a dwarf!” The bold little man with wild black hair and laughing eyes was a man grown now, one-and-forty, and still he played his games. "Look at me, I’m an actor!", Stephen thought sadly. Oh, Peter, Peter, dear sweet child, do you know what you are doing?”

>>87218656
They aborted Tyrion's entire arc in Season 4. He was supposed to hit rock bottom when he kills Tywin, to the point that he's wandering the streets in a daze and basically raping hookers. Instead he's the same old witty meme dwarf because DnDnDinklage realized that audiences wouldn't like it if their favorite character became an asshole for a while.

>>87215587

Reeeeee house dayne was already in Dorne when the Rhyonar arrived. They should look like any other Andal house. Not like vaguely mid easterners like the martell traitors who married into the Rhyonar

>>87218711
>Littlefinger lost it in a tourney bet to Tyrion
No he didn't. Unless they changed it in the show. It was just part of Robert's armory. The "Oh I lost it to Tyrion" was a lie. Tyrion bet on Jaime, and lost.

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>>87215888

>no cosmic justice
Except there kind of is. Every character seems to get exactly the perfect poetic justice they deserve.

>Rhaegar
Incredibly arrogant and believes in prophesy so he brings his entire line to an end in the most undignified way possible by believing in his own infallibility and prophesy

>Robert
Wins the throne for glory but shirks the the responsibility of the role so the inmates run the asylum while he becomes a fat cuck who gets murdered by his wife.

>Tywin
Deified lord who is obsessed with family, legacy and image, revealed to be a total hypocrite when tyrion catches him with the same whore in the very same bed for which he denounced Tyrion. Rejected the son who shared his best qualities because he didn't present the right outward image. Murdered in the most undignified position possible by his heir: the living embodiment of his legacy.

>Jaime
The beautiful golden knight who is cynical about honor and oaths and overly prideful of his skill in battle loses his sword hand and is forced to learn the other part of knighthood from a fucking woman (who isn't technically allowed to be a knight) his old cynical worldview greatly underestimated.


The books are literally filled to overflowing with poetic justice.

>>87218743
>Like say, giving Lannisters some massive super boosts in CK2?
yeah think the Bulgaria mod for EU3

>As sons of Lann the Clever, we have the following bonuses:

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>>87215888
>Assuming one of the central tenants of ASOIAF is that there is no cosmic justice, who ought to win the throne in the end if this is true?
Euron! Euron! CROW'S EYE KING!

MAKE A NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

START THE JOUST BEFORE I PISS MESELF

>>87218744
Dude teleports lmao

>>87218949
>>87218951
WEW

Do anyone have the Jon and the wildlings copypasta?

>>87219069
>the Wildlings are at camp, showering Jon with gifts and the songs of their people
>Jon smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience
>a cry is heard in the distance
>suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses
>we see Stannis driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip

>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"

>in the distance, Wildling women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail

>"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS,"
Stannis shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES"

>"Yes," cries Davos, "R'hllor hungers!"

>Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken

>"Seven save us," Jon whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!"

>>87218553
>no one can be muh precious azor ahai but Jon
>dany has to die

lol

NEW
>>87219222

>>87219222

>>87219222

>>87218915
Probably mods it so the dwarf trait never pops up for a Lannister too.

>>87217645

Stannis will be the epitome of honor when he heroically sacrifices himself somehow against the wights. Or melisandre burning Shireen without his knowledge will drive him over the edge and he starts to think the others are the ones who are right.... He's never going to be king but he is going to be the one character who doesn't really have a fatal ironic flaw.

>>87215802

1. Intro
2. Gettin Stagz
3. Flea Bottom Bitches feat. Lil Finga
4. Stormz End Killa
5. Sippin on dat Arbor Shit
6. Skit (Dark Wingz)
7. Boars before Hoes ft. Nasty Ned
8. Stichez prod by Masta P
9. Skit (Dark Wordz)
10. Hammerin Yo Hoe
11. Day'N'Knight
12. Outro

>>87219320
Well, he could be King if he survives. Just not of a united seven kingdoms, maybe of the Stormlands. It's clear as day at this point the United Seven Kingdoms won't remain such.

>>87218656
It was weird how they just had Shae betray him after all that buildup.

>>87218752
Lol is that from ACOKS prologue.