>"The name's Bond..."

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>"...James Bond."

Not british

>>87212392
no just no

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>>87212467
>Not british
Lazenby wasn't British and you have to admit how much of a good dramatic actor Nikolaj is.

How awesome he would be as a ruthless secret agent with drinking and woman problems

>>87212601
At least Australia was a commonwealth country.
regardless Lazenby was shit.
OHMSS is great though.

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>>87212392
>"The name's Bond..."

>>87212601
He's a good actor but his English accent is crap. Same with Peter Dinklage.

>The name's Bond, Jeppe Bond.

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EDMEDOIN MEH SHOOK, EHM BOOND; JEHMES BOOND

>>87212392
>>87212774

>>87212673
>"The name's Bald... Almost Bald"

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The names bond

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>>87212392
DR Pavel I'm Bond, James Bond

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>>87212392
Ehh you noo, ehm Bond, James Bond

>>87212870
Lesbond?

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بانڈ. جیمز بانڈ.

>>87212392
Could work.

There is literally no chance they go with a straight white guy after Craig.

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still the best Bond

>>87212688
Wait he's doing an English accent? I thought that was his Dane accent kek.

>>87212824
top kek

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>"James Bond, Universal Exports"

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>>87212777
License to steal

>>87212392
No, doesn't fit at all

>>87212673
No, just fucking no!

Honestly, even Idris Elba is better for Bond than those two

>>87213449
more like amerinigger bond

>>87213011
I hate that fucking faggot so much

>>87212392
he has the voice and charisma

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Uh, Hi... I'm James Bond... but you can call me James, uhm I guess

>>87212876
>Dr Pavel, I'm A. CIA.

>>87212673
is it the same guy pushing for this every time, or do more people than just you think this would be a good bond? i'm genuinely curious

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Bond. Gold Bond.

>hurr not British
>neither Lazenby or Brosnan were British

Stop getting Bond wrong!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czWLEbNwjCI

>>87212776
lel

>>87213233
>Classic Exports

The name's Bond. Ifuckmysister Bond.

>>87213105

There are clear traces of the danish accent, but there is a lot of mimicking the english in his speech as well, so it's more a mix of sorts.

An example of a more pure danish accent could be this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4uGh5E2Hhw

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My name is Bond, Burger Bond.

>>87213754
i think he was pretty good in UNCLE as suave sharp dressed agent, so its no wonder a few more people perceive him that way, plus he is kinda hunk, british, and has a charismatic aura

>>87212392
Did he enable the Donkey Kong cheat or something?

There's literally talk of making James fucking Bond a woman, so yeah, I'd take Nikolag any day of the week over that disgusting concept.

>>87212824
Sean Connery was bald at 21.

>>87212392
Is this from that movie where his character is having an affair with the three female leads so they kinda overexagerate and go way overboard by ruining his career and life?

>>87214283
Last night I pierced your sister's buns

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>>87212392

>>87212688
That can easily be fixed with a "grew up in finland or something" type of story. Or, was surrounded by people from that area.

Not that hard.

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>>87212392
My name's Bronned. James FOOKEN Bronned.

>>87215471
Bond?

>>87212392
he's an attractive guy but he has no charisma

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>>87213449
Kek. Whoever made this is a genius. I almost feel like we need to meme this into existence so we can laugh as the world burns.

>>87212824
James Bond canonically has a worse widow's peak than Cavill currently does.

>>87212824
James Bond has a huge thinning line, read a book!

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>>87216250
>read a book

>>87212673
tfw not tall and will never look that good in a suit.

>>87212876
>>87215471
he feels like the sort of bond that will let his henchmen do all the dirty work while he stands in the shadows getting his 'little finger' sucked.

>>87216133
nice dubs and samefag, it's clearly void of any humour.
kys my man.

>>87213233
i unironically want to see this
also checked

>>87212876
>>87215471
Is he up for Felix, or would he be afraid of typecasting?

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search your heart, you know he'd be perfect. he has that combination of rugged manliness and smug confidence that defines Bond oozing through his pores.

>>87216776
>53

SNIVELRY

>-9001. Michael Fassbender

>2. Nikloaj Coster-Waldau
>3. Henry Cavill
>4. Idris Elba
>5. Aidan Turner

>16. James Purefoy
>17. Riz Ahmed
>18. CIA
>19. Paul Dano
>20. David Thewlis

>51. Bronn
>52. Michael Cera
>53. Rowan Atkinson

>9001. Shaq
>90001. Ellen Page

>>87217427
>Riz Ahmed

I'm a turn you into baked beans

>>87212601
>Lazenby wasn't British
>50's Australian

Nogger

I'm actually good with this

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>>87217753
>we wuz brit convicts and shiet m8

>>87212514
fucking this.
Not just anyone can play Bond. It takes a certain level of ability.

>>87213449
>its like a nigga hollow cost

kek

>>87212870
too young. he looks 13 or something

>>87212876

make my dream come true

Goddamn, that would be good.

But, yeah, he's not from the UK or a UK former colony. That's my Bond beef. They let a regular Euro as Bond, and that opens up any shitty American hunk with a bad accent to play Bond.

Not having it.

Keep it traditional.

>>87212870
pppfffthahahaha

>>87213091
was this any good?

Like comparable to austin powers good? because Ive been wanting more of that forever now

the next bond should be black imo

>>87212392
Huh. Now that you mention it, he would def get my vote

>>87213449
>Trayvon Martin DB9

>>87219213

The first one sucks but the sequel has genuine laughs.

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The name's Bond

>>87219255
sweet I'll check it out then, thanks

>>87219213
Not Austin Powers level good, no

>>87213011
>make me James Bond or ill join ISIS

>>87213011
The name is Bond, Abdul Al-Bagdadi Bond

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Bond

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He would be perfect and you know it

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>>87219741
>suddenly only black actresses are cast as bond girls

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>>87212392
The name's Draper... Don Draper

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>>87219684
Dougie get two kills
Dougie double zero agent

>>87219741
>>87219867

Fassbender as Bond and Hamm as his CIA equivalent. I nice gentlemen rivalry with both trying to beat the bad guy but also steal important tech for their respective governments.

>>87219560
Bond was adopted, so he could easily be African or Middle Eastern and still be named James Bond

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>De nem iz Bond...Smellz Bond

>>87220081
i kind of want this

>>87215135
No there isn't. In your head maybe.

>>87213704
we need a turbobeta Bond. better than a black Bond.

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>>87220081
>UK
>important tech

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ZE NAME IST BOND... HERR BOND

>>87219213

It was literally written by the Bond writers

>>87217842
lmao

>>87219327
the names bandit

arse bandit

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>>87213783
underrated post

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>>87219741
It has to be him

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>>87213011
この投稿に返信しないと、あなたのお母さんは今夜彼女の眠りの中で死ぬでしょう。

>>87212688
He isn't doing an English accent though.

>>87220739
he's had that thing in a lot of black women

>>87220777
trips of truth

>>87213705
kek

>>87216776
this

>>87212392
Holy shit. That's so obvious and I never even saw it.

He killed it in Shot Caller and was great in Black Hawk Down, so it's not like he's just the Kingslayer.

Make it happen.

>>87212392
>Kingslayer was at the flower shop a quarter mile from my house
>Nobody fucking told me

Got so sick of those Breaking Bad cunts running around my city like they owned the place. Not to mention that disaster season of HWNDU. Meanwhile, Jamie sneaks in and gets the fuck out before anyone's the wiser. Would have loved to get my AFFC book signed, but fuck it.

Anyone see Shot Caller? Probably a topic for /x/, but that prison is legit haunted. Look up Sante Fe prison riots or read The Devil's Butcher Shop or The Hate Factory. Some sick shit went down, and the murdered and tortured souls killed there still haunt the walls of that institution in search the f vengeance.

If you ever go there, stay away from PC pod. Thirty-three snitches crucified, dismembered, and disemboweled. A brujo put a curse on them preventing them from entering the afterlife.

>>87215471
>mi6

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>>87222017
What is this post.

>>87220613
Fusion reactors, motherfucker.

>>87222802
Meant for >>87220566

>>87222017
uh, wot

>>87222017
no way im going to pc pod now fuck that poultrygeyser shit, thanx mate-o

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>>87212392
>The name's Bond. Bail Bond.

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>>87212870

hahahahahah too much too much. i'm expiring.

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>Bond. James Bond.

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>>87212776

>>87220739
that's a big dick

>>87215471
>Bond. Jamesh Bond.

>>87212824
if you cant pull of being bald at 30 you are low t beta male and your bloodline was weak anyway

>>87215689
Fucking this!

>>87212392

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFxqQ0tUc_Q

BOND, JAMES BOND YER MUG

>>87212601
Brosnan is also Not British

and no one gave a shit

>>87212870
>this absolutely cutie doesn't like dicks
A travesty, I say.

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>>87213449
>Trayvon Martin DB9

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The names Bateman

>>87223810
>Brosnan is also Not British

Ireland is not "foreign" like Denmark, and Brosnan was raised in England

>>87217427
>Idris Elba

I'm so sick of hearing this fancasting, BOND isn't fucking black. Get over it

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It's time for a young Bond.

>>87212392
he can't do a convincing british accent so it will never happen

>>87212876
I think we can safely say bond is off the table for CIA

>>87212392

Tom Hardy is the obvious answer

The right age, and appeals to women

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>>87224240

>>87212392
He would be the perfect Bond.

>>87224240
No. He looks more like a villain.

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>>87220081
So this but actually good?

>>87224335
So did Craig at first. Tom Hardy would be good as Bond, newer bonds seem to have to look a bit like the villain now.

>>87223965
>Denmark
What is Anglo-Saxon...

>>87224351
Im really sad this guy couldnt be bond. He would be perfect and his movies would bring a lot of money.

I think it didnt happen because he seems too nice.

>implying Hiddleston isnt going to be the next bond

The night manager was literally his bond audition.

>>87224695
He's too attractive to be bond

>>87224752
Too weasely to be bond

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>>87213449

Didn't find it funny until the very end

>Aids Bond

>>87224889
This. His face is to "long"... doesn't look Chad enough. Nikolaj would be a good choice. He's pretty much the archetype for Chad.

>>87224969
*too

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>>87224969
Intelligence agents weren't typically Chads. These were too noticeable men to become agents. The Chads went on to become businessmen, generals, politicians, air aces, navy captains, etc.

Your archetypical spy was more of the quiet type, reserved, wolfish, brutal but unassuming, generally picked from a university or a military background.

Which is why Dalton IMHO was the best Bond fit of them all. He wasn't a suave ladies man, he was a rough lone wolf.

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>>87214283
last night I secretly pounded your sister

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>>87212392
Surprisingly great choice. Especially that he's not one from that 5 fucking actors who seems to be in everything nowadays.

>tfw Bond creators missed the Ewan McGregor / Jude Law / Colin Farrell generation due to that Neandertal looking mofo

What a waste! Colin Firth had Bond written all over him, too bad his age was always off whenever they picked a new one.

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>>87213449
>LOL RACISM

it's not as funny as you think. It's actually not funny at all.

>>87225227
Sure but the older James Bond's were Chad. Thing is that people want to see Chad as the main role. Do you think Stacy will settle for seeing Zack? Hell, Frank also wants to see Chad as Bond. Bond is very much Chad and the leaders in the Intelligence agencies are also Chad.

>>87225522
That's a big nose.

>>87225227

so underrated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQHtx0nYQio

>>87212514
>no just no
women are so stupid when they communicate.

>>87225227
>Your archetypical spy was more of the quiet type, reserved, wolfish, brutal but unassuming, generally picked from a university or a military background.
This is probably true btw, but this is the movies.

>>87212467
He's Danish, he's more related to Britain than Idris Elba ever will be.

>>87212673
He would work too.

>>87212973
eh i dohnt drrenk martehhni. wahtch oud for thhe peasands with theeir pitchforks ahnd torchees miss monnehpenneh

>>87220777
それはひどいよ!!
けど、本当かな??これは返事です!!

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>>87212392
>"The name's Bond..."

this would honestly be the best outcome we could hope for

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>The name's Bond..."

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The name's Bond..

>>87212601
>Lazenby wasn't British.
Yes he was. Ausfags are britbong transplants and you know it. Same people. Different shithole

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>>87225955
Old dicks break. Time for someone new.

>>87214283
Last night I brosnan burgered you sister

>>87223994
not to mention Idris is a garbage actor

>>87225968
Same with Nikolaj then since he's Danish. Not that it matters as long as you can pull off the accent and he will.

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>The name's Bond.."

>>87226062
Danes aren't britbongs.

>b-b-but muh saxon invasions
Which occurred like 1200+ years ago, and even then, the imprint on the british population is actually minimal. Still vast majority is celtic blood.

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HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROOOMEEEEEE

>>87226189
>>87226189
>the imprint on the british population is actually minimal
Simply not true. And most of the aristocracy/elite are Anglo-Saxons. And there were more than one invasion btw. About 3 large scale ones. The English were very effected and the Scots and Irish to a lesser degree. You don't know what you're talking about.

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>>87212392
let him just stay in underdog hero roles

>>87226189
>>87226361
Not that it matters.

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>>87224282
>be a womanizer agent
>infiltrate a party seeking to extract intel from the target's secretary
>can't womanize her because she's wearing high heels

>>87220540
ZOOOOMBIE ZOOOOMBIE BIE BIE

the whole bond debates are always dumb because you never know who's gonna be a good bond until they actually get the role. everyone spit on craig to and he turned out to be decent, he brought freshness to the role. It used to be that he had to be a classy good looking, fit but not jacked, tall british guy. Craig wasn't any of those things except British. honestly, I think Idris Elba would be great, it would be good to see something new in the role and mr. elbow isn't just some nigger i actually like him in most of the things he's been in

>>87226399
>big guy
>smaller than an afrikan female and a lanklet

>>87223750
t. underage summerchild

>>87226453
Idris is, ironically, a perfect look for Bond but would be awful in actual live motion

>>87213449
>Trayvon Martin DB9
My sides have been shaken, not stirred.

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>The name's Drumpf

>>87225522
Nigger or kike?

>>87226453
I agree fellow goy.

There's unironically no problem with Idris Elba being Bond other than the fact that Chiwetel Ejiofor would be a better black Bond

>>87226685
That guys more of a 008

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Nah bro. It's going to be Idris Elba and it's going to be in Pidgin, to go along with BBC's new standards of diversity and inclusion.

Sample of progressive diverse vibrancy below:
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-40997001
>Indian woman divorce husband because dem no get toilet

>One woman for India don get permission from court to divorce her husband because im no gree build toilet for dem house..

>The woman wey dey for her 20's don dey married to her husband for five years, but na for inside bush she dey poopoo.

>Indian law dey only allow divorce for limited circumstances like beating or wicked behaviour.

>The lawyer for di woman tell AFP news agency say the judge say to dey make di woman poopoo for outside na one form of torture.

>Times of India talk say di court say: "We dey spend money dey buy tobacco, liquor and mobile phones, but no ready to construct toilet to protect the dignity of our family.

>"This no be only physical wickedness but also na shock to the modesty of woman."

>Indian media say the woman been don file for divorce since 2015.

>To piss and poopoo for open field dey common for villages for India. The government don set target to give every house toilet by 2019, but dat work never really get head.

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THE NAME IS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOND.

GODS I WAS BOOOOOOOOOND BACK THEN

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It's so obvious it hurts. In b4 there's a difference between brits and the french

>>87212392
>>87212876
>>87219741
>>87219867
>>87223918
>>87224282
These are proper choices.

>>87226741
lol like anyone gives a shit. Brits have raped, pillaged and conquered for 3 centuries, completely unchecked and now they complain that the niggers they used to enslave are taking over. Brits made their bed now they sleep in it

>>87213449
>Trayvon Martin DB9

Fucking hell. Genius.

>>87226848
UGH, that hairline

>>87226800
>the bond villian is a boar

>>87226848
a middle aged dad that halfway bald? Cavill may be losing his hair but at least he's fit as fuck

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>>87226865
weak bait, Brits brought civilization to these beasts

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>>87226865

>>87226800
GOD BLESS THE QUEEN, AND HER TITS

>>87212392
>the name is Wayne

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>>87226925
>>87226939

Problem monsieur?

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>>87227096
hmmm

>>87225562
4 goy

>>87227220
I'd be ok with it

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Morbond, Khaleesi. Ser Jorah Morbond.

>>87227251
>>87225435

>>87227290
>Miss Moneypenny gets a new bf and James Bond follows her around the movie

>>87215471
He would be a better villain or subvillain than a bond.

>>87215749
All right, get him casted, I'll call it in

>>87213011
Quintessentially Bond

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The name is Bueno, Juan Carlos Alfonso Víctor María de Borbón y Bueno

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>>87224282
He needs to be shaved and have short hair though.

>>87212876
Felix?

>>87212392
he could play Batman or Superman to be quite honest with you

>>87224282
>>87224240
>>87227782
Tom would be the perfect Bond Villain, he can't be Bond

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>>87213449
Go back.

I don't mind a good racist joke, but this lacks any subtleties or intelligence. It's just, lol, racism, geddid

>>87226140
He was already a bad guy

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>>87212876
You think the big guy can protect you Pavel? hah James and I have finally found you.

>>87227290
I've long thought Ian Glenn would make an excellent Bond

>>87215534
This would be perfect if they did a period accurate book bond. But I find that very unlikely

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>"Well, ladies and germs. It's the dapper connoisseur. The aficionado of refreshments and fine cuisine. The nAME's James............................ jaaaaaaaaaaaames Bond. Aaaand there you have it."

>>87227867
I would love to see a timeline where Kal-el's ship lands in Denmark and he grew to be a cuck.
It could be called Superman: My wife's son.

>>87215471
Unironically, he'd make a great bond villian

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>>87227867
Batman vs Superman: Me Against Myself when?

>>87220081
I didn't know I Wanted this

>>87227945
>wahhh how come people laugh at offensive stereotypes
Humor is subjective, fuck off cuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsKaCS3CtsY

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The name's Bond, now fack off!

>>87228169
>Superman: My wife's son

matha mysteriously disappears from the kents farm and regress 9 months later with a black newborn in her arms that she alleges she found laying aside the road in a fallen spaceship

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>the name's Bond...

ywn get

Nolan takes over series
bond = James Macavoy
villain = Tom Hardy

Narrow the scope of the movie. Think something out of a John Le Carre book, but lighter on the dialogue, with fight scenes that remind you of the first time you saw The Bourne Identity

y fuckin live lads?

>>87224695
He has the suave, but he doesn't look gruff enough. Doesn't look like a killwr

>>87225227
Even then though, while Dalton looked like a wolf, Hiddleston just looks like a weasel. Someone who gets other people to do their dirty work

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>le nom est Bond

>>87212876
MARTINI, I SHAPOSHE ITS
SHAKEN NOT SHTURED ON THE TABLE ASHWELL

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>>87228605
>something out of a John Le Carre book

implying bond plebs could handle le Carré

>>87228605
>James Macavoy
Wut

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>>87225227
Sam: "Nice suit!"
Displace Int. Employee: "Thanks. It's Andretti!"
Sam: "Who's Andretti?"
Displace Int. Employee: "Andretti? The finish Designer. The man sews Tuxedoes."
Sam: "Ah. Well, I'm not a tuxedo guy."
Displace Int. Employee: "But aren't you some kind of spy?"
Sam: "Yeah but I'm the real kind, not the Tuxedo wearing kind. I'm the kind of spy who's gonna spill blood all over your Andretti if you don't tell me what I want to know."

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The name is bond, sansa, James bond

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>>87226800

i fucking love bobby b

>>87228389
As I said, I find offensive stereotypes hilarious, if the context is funny, but when it just
>Lol, black people like watermelon, xD
It's simply juvenile. Like elementary schoolers laughing because someone said nuts and that's anpther word for balls

>>87228926
He's literally the best actor from the inbred part of the West, and Nolan knows how to frame shots for his height. Google the photoshops of him as bond.

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It's over Blofeld! I have the high ground!

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>>87213449

>>87229189
Too young looking.

>>87230079
Don't totally agree, but agree its a fair point.