>Let's get down to business >To defeat >

chink fucking shits should fear the mighty mongol

>Someone forced my anus
>it was uuuun
>
>
>chinese

>>87209987
Are 'Make a Man Out Of You', 'A Girl Worth Fighting For' and 'You Bring Honour To Us All' gonna be too problematic for the reboot?

>>87210053

>tfw modern-day audiences are too retarded to see the irony in "Make a Man Out Of You" anyway
>tfw SJWs would lose their shit to the song because they are too retarded

literally everything in movies nowadays is too "problematic". normal people don't give a shit while SJWs have nothing better to do than bitch about movies misrepresenting women in movies instead of actually properly contributing by getting into politics

>>87210053
Yes. And the McNugget sauce is racist.

>>87210053
>song where the title is literally a joke about how the recruiter is singing about making a man out of a secret woman who passes his training
>problematic

>>87210142
the only one bitching is you and the point of the movie was todeconstruct gender stereotypes. What does "nowadays" mean to you anyway? 1998 is fairly recent. 19 years are not the ancient past, you fucking moron.

>>87210243
>Song references gender
It's problematic senpai. Who has time to understand things these days?

>>87210255
>the point is to deconstruct gender stereotypes

Kekaroo

DID THEY SEND ME SINGLES
WHEN I ASKED FOR DUBS

>>87210229
What's a Burt something? also, kek

Giving a shit about disney movies and songs when you're >20 is literally the most reddit thing out there.

>>87210313
well, it is

>>87210391
The two communities overlap almost completely. Why does that surprise you? It's been this way for years now.

>>87210255

>the point of the movie was todeconstruct gender stereotypes

and you think audiences today understand that? you must be crazy if you think that audiences still use their brain while watching movies because if they did, capeshit and other dull franchises like Transformers wouldn't be so successful

>What does "nowadays" mean to you anyway? 1998 is fairly recent. 19 years are not the ancient past, you fucking moron.

are you retarded? have you been living under a rock? culture has changed so much in the last 20 years that you can barely recognise it. Nobody gave a shit about Mulan's critique on gender sterotypes back in the day . Nowadays, the writers have to do literally everything right or they would be torn to shreds by maniacs who can't spend a day not working on their pathetic agendas

>>87210452
Not really, unless you think the story of Boudicca and Joan of Arc was to challenge gender stereotypes

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What the fuck was his problem?

>>87210489
well, the point of choosing Mulan to make into a Disney movie was exactly that.

>>87210229
>watched that entire GIF

bretty gud

>>87210479
>culture has changed so much in the last 20 years that you can barely recognise it

not even. The only impactful change was social media and that didn't occur until 2005, when facebook and youtube launched. The change they brought was sudden, not over time.

>>87210661

>The change they brought was sudden, not over time

your point being? culture HAS changed in the last 20 years. I didn't say whether it was a steady or abrupt change. stop putting words in other people's mouths

>The only impactful change was social media

and are you now trying to act as if social media hasn't changed society in a big way?

Lion King is what you couldn't make today. It's literally a celebration of natural hierarchy and monarchy.

>>87211498
Yeah but they can hire black people to do the voices. People don't look deep enough at the actual themes of the movie before getting offended, they just look at surface level shit like the race/gender of the cast

>>87211541
It might be grandfathered in. But I can't imagine it being made today, or if it was, not getting skewered by critics for its "problematic" messages.

>>87210543
chinklet

>>87210053
they already are problematic, see youtube comments

>>87210229
stfu b4 i pwn both of yuo

I use this song at the gym, when the chorus line kicks in you get a nice burst of adrenaline

>>87211811
Why would I do that to myself?

>>87210229
nice gif

>>87210053
Is "Please Bring Honor to Us All" secretly best song?

>>87210053
Mulan is trans

>>87211283
>your point being

that besides social media, there hasn't been change in music (except for trap and southern rap) nor clothes.

>>87211498
>>87211541
you are both retarded; Lion King was made in the u.s., a country taking pride in gaining independance from monarchic rule and black people have voiced characters in it.

>>87209987
That has got to be the catchiest Disney song, and possibly one of their best ever.

>>87210053
They're doing a live-action reboot? I can only imagine the changes they're gonna make to adjust to modern ideas.
Mulan was fine as it was, and a lot of girls/women loved her character and story. But you just know the word "patriarchy" is going to be forced in at least twelve times.

>>87209987
The fact that so many posters on /tv/ like those retarded cartoons shows that r*ddit has conquered us.

>>87213662
You sound like a bitch.

And I asked for sons.

>>87210053
the whole point of the movie is fighting the patriarchy, so no

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>>87210255
>1998 is fairly recent.

>>87213662
They were good entertainment as a kid. And now I only watch them when I'm really hungover and need to watch something light to pass the time

>>87213767
Uh sweetie, it's about fighting the Huns. It's in the song, you know.

>>87213612
Have you seen the movie? It's about the rightful heir reclaiming his birthright. "Hakuna Matata" is basically a live and let live YOLO anthem, but Simba rejects it to go take up his place ruling over lesser species. Not exactly pro-equality.

>>87210053
SJW's are fucking garbage. Mulan is all about breaking gender roles, and a strong female lead. But it also acknowledges the very factual bias towards women, and their disadvantages in an army setting. There's nothing wrong with the original disney movie.

>>87213767
Yeah but those songs portray the men in a positive light. Mulan actually does gender very well, but The Mouse will fuck it up in the reboot

>>87213827
sworry that your attention span is equal to that of a goldfish, but it's not my fault you don't have any sense of historic time.

>>87213984
Pumba and Timone were NEET losers living in their parents jungle.

>>87214032
no it doesnt, it portrays them as sexists who assume women arent equal. the whole point of the movie is showing the men that their views about women are wrong. i havent even seen mulan since i was like 5 and i know this basic shit

>>87214029
>SJW's are fucking garbage
>proceeds to agree with a "SJW" point

>>87214161
That damn patriarchy allowing privileged men to go and die for us. Equality when?

>>87214218
>thinks anything that is not "women should be sex slaves so I can get my peepee touched" is an SJW point

This is why no one respects you

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>>87214110
Nigga, Clinton was still president in 1998.

It was before 9/11 before everything changed.

People were still mostly using AOL as their internet provider.

EBay just went public.

They were doing the Unabomber trial.

They were doing the trials for the FIRST World Trade Center bombing.

It would still be six more years until your dad went to old man McGregors farm and knocked up the cow that birthed you.

>>87214297
>thinking I think in such extreme terms when it completely passes you that you aboslutely agreed with a simple message for equality, which is the core of feminism

everybody respects me

but you probably just projected. top laff kiddo

1998 was an entire generation ago.

>>87214395
the fact that you even consider 1998 to be in the distant past proves that you are talking about your little brother

>>87214418
"Social justice" and feminism are two different things. Please stop talking and walk away.

>>87214524
isn't that what rightwingers call feminists? SJWs? Do you even know what you are talking about?

>>87214555
You're stil talking when you should be lurking.

>>87214517
Disregard, I just added it up out was 19 whole years ago. I suck cocks.

>>87210255
>the point of the movie was todeconstruct gender stereotypes
People in the future will look at posts like these and laugh at how stupid and brainwashed we were.

The point of the movie is a frail and meek woman surviving among military men and pulling through by determination while still maintaining her femininity.

>>87214657
it's the other way around

>>87214682
you just suck, I don't know and don't care if it's cocks

>>87214789
no it's what I said

>>87209987
GOAT disney song

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>>87215145
>>87214682
>>87214517
>1998+22
>Samefagging this hard

>>87215480
only the first and third are me

>>87215621
>Admits to samefagging
>Defends his samefagging

Just GTFO

>>87216000
you know you are allowed to post more than once in every thread, right?

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>>87216081
>>87216000
>>87215621
>>87215480
>>87215145
>>87214682
>>87214517

>>87209987
I don't care what anyone says, Mulan will always be my favourite Disney film and I'll Make A Man Out Of You will always be my favourite Disney song.

>>87216081
>Still defends his samefagging

>>87216163
HEARTS ON FIRE
HEARTS ON FIRE
BURNING, BURNING WITH DESIRE

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>>87216188
>Listens to metal

Is there anything more juvenile?

>>87216308
how do you know it's even metal? checkmate theists

>>87210543
>ywn be king of the rock

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>>87216614
I had to look it up, I wasn't sure you weren't talking about the based John Cafferty song.

>>87216760
>John Cafferty

who

>>87213626
They're getting rid of Shang. Instead, her love interest is another recruit who's supposed to be a jerk. Apparently having a man in a higher position fall in love with a woman in a lower position was seen as him taking advantage of his position for romantic gains. Also, there will be a white "traveler" who introduces the gunpowder element into the story.

>>87212709
this is actually cannon

>>87214524
>"Social justice" and feminism are two different things
that's not true which is why no one respects feminists either.

>>87216858
>white people
>introducing gun powder to the chinese

RETARD ALERT

>>87213767
>>87213975
Wrong! Do watch it again. It's about a girl trying to protect her father from death because she cares about him so much. Also she doesn't feel she fits the traditional feminine role well enough no matter how hard she tries(mostly because of constant criticism).
Her dressing like a man and forcing her self to fight and save the country wasn't really fighting the patriarchy. Just saving her country and more importantly, family(if her dad dies, there was no one to head the family too). She wasn't asking the laws to change or all women to be able to, let alone,do what she did.

If anything, it only fought gender stereotypes in that it proved a women can be strong and courageous too when it comes to protecting the people they love. It's not only a man thing.

Now the SECOND movie( which was ironically trash btw) was about fight the patriarchy. Also it did that GoT thing where it forgot the time and culture it was placed in. "Muh arranged marriages are wrong even though I was trying to get one in the first movie"

>>87216963
No, he doesn't introduce it to them, only to the story. I think he's some merchant traveler they meet in the mountains who has some gunpowder with him that he was carrying. They save him and he sticks around and Mulan later uses the gunpowder he was carrying to defeat Shan Yu's army. Not sure how much of a role he'll play, but the leaked casting calls said for a white male between 25-40 for a "prominent"role in the movie.

>>87216858
Lmao, you knew it's gonna be about those ebil White men.

We should faux virtue signal the shot out of this and birch on Twitter about Disney taking away Chinese inventions.

>>87217019
>Let's get down the business, TO DEFEAT THE HUNS

That was the premise.

>>87210053
I doubt it, those songs are obviously meant to be ironic. Especially Make a Man Out of You, because the only one of them who can climb the tower in the end is Mulan.

>>87210053
Its the best fucking part of the original.
Only idiots would get offended.
So yes

>>87214161
b-but anon, women arent equal...

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>>87213984

>>87218531
In the Sui Tang romance Mulan kills herself after being a concubine to the Khan

>>87214158
and they were literally the happiest animals in the kingdom