itt Biggest bullshit holywood told you

I do jerk off at least twice a day


Free energy
It doesn't take you 30 mins to do it
Can do it in 30sec with no porn

>>87205109
Takes me like an hour.

>>87205132
your dick is broken

>>87205109
>>87205132
This isn't about how much time it takes, it's about your productivity after that.

>>87205026

It's "three times a day" you low test rookie

>>87205132
You haven't mastered it yet

>>87205165
I just move on
Like nothing even happened

>>87205132

>Takes me like an hour.

Circumcised penis detected.

>>87205208
I'm cut wasn't an option
But still it only takes 30 sec
>>87205109

>>87205132
Anti depressants by chance?

>not edging

who jerks off in less than 30 minutes?

>>87205026
No fap = thinking about sex all the time, 0% productivity
Fapping twice a day = not thinking about sex all day, 100% productivity

>>87205230
bingo

>>87205026
fat people can't do it cause of their circulation

that or you are eating too much sugar or are a cutfag

>>87205357
>Fapping twice a day = not thinking at all
Fixed. This is why you fap on evenings AFTER you've done all your work.

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>40mg per day of Aropax, antidepressant
>completed No Fap 2015
>may get an urge to do something, perhaps once every seven to eight weeks
>every masturbation session takes more than 6 hours
>usually don't bother following through

Feels good, man

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>fap daily
>don't care about anything, no reason to care about anything

>fap rarely
>lots of energy, productive, care about things, achieve things

>>87205444
>take zoloft
>usually can bust a nut in maybe half an hour, sex is a legit struggle though
>wake up
>decide to have a quick fap before i get in the shower and go to work etc
>takes an hour, sweaty sheets, still cant cum
>give up and get to work late
Life is pain

>>87205483
I heard muzies don't fap

How come their court isn't alpha by now

>>87205258
>start jerking off daily again
>edge for 3 hours
>cum comes out with the same consistency as water
did I break my dicke

>>87205545
Country

If I go nofap/nocum for more than three days, I can't even get into video games anymore, it makes me want to shitpost on 4chan..

>>87205545
They were never that intelligent to begin with and centuries of severe inbreeding hasn't done them any favors.

>>87205578
just nofap for a couple of weeks and you'll think about shooting up schools and blowing up buildings like muzzies who want to get into virgin heaven

who you think came up with nofap

>>87205483

It's proven that fapping (or fucking) on a daily basis is great for both your physical health (penis plumbing) and your mental health (releases hormones which are anti depressant, so called 'happy hormones').

So just continue falling into depression as your junk goes bad while you pretend you are more productive...

>>87205632
No it isn't.

>>87205618
I have done that actually, It really makes me want to become rich, and I start brainstorming how to do it exponentially more. Add a dash of non-white genocide and that about covers it.

>>87205258
>edge for 30 mins
>ready to cum, hold out tissue
>shoots out like a pressure washer and goes everywhere

fap or nofap doesnt matter. the biggest problem is porn addiction.

>>87205688
without porn you'd just fap to other stuff

then you'd have to dress everyone up in burkas and start fucking little boys like mussies

>>87205632
Fuck off, cunt.

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>>87205483
You're full of shit

>>87205652

Yes it is you fool, just fucking google scientific studies on benefits from masturbation/sex

Just because your mother told you it was a dirty place it doesn't mean it's really true

>>87205745
No it isn't. Just google it.

I tried no fap for a month but it was pretty disappointing. I didn't really any more motivated. I just felt like I could nut at any minute and thought about jerking off a lot.

>>87205706
porn does negatively affect the mind and actual sexual experiences though, unlike magazines and your imagination. It's been proven many times in studies.

>>87205706
>without porn
thats like an acoholic justifying himself by saying no one would like a ban on alcohol.

>>87205755

Probably because your t-levels are shot m8, try taking zinc (40-50mg/day if male). It does wonders for male energy.

>>87205686
3 litre freezing bags my dude

>>87205258
>edge all night until the sun is rising
>suddenly starts feeling all weird and sad, but still have to finish as it's only going to get worse
>have a disappointing orgasm
>do the same thing again after a few days

>>87205886
I've noticed there's certain point when you edging when you feel most satisfaction, almost as if you came, even orgasm after that is bleak compared to this feeling.

>>87205886
I can edge an entire day but how do you deal with all the precum without wasting half of box of tissues

depending on the day i can bust out 4 to 5 nuts. usually bust 2, one when i wake up, one before bed. it's more of a habit/routine now. i have enough trouble sleeping as it is, but if i don't do it before bed, it's even harder to sleep.

>I can fap for 2 or 3 hours

>>87205754

>No it isn't. Just google it.

I have you fucking moron, stop gripping your bible so hard.

>Proven benefits of masturbation/sex:

Releases hormones which make you happy and combat depression

Lowers blood pressure

Helps the body balance testosterone/estrogen levels, which in turn helps prevent heart attacks/heart disease

Allieviates pain due to the hormones released raising your pain threshold

Improves sleep due to hormones released

Improves bladder control (mainly for females)

>Not yet clinically proven, but data strongly suggesting:

decreasing the risk of prostate cancer

better immune system due to higher amounts of certain antibodies

>>87206096
I am not falling for your jewish propaganda mate.

>>87206096
You're wrong.

>>87206171

Please, calling me a jew is probably the worst insult possible.

I'm an atheist though, which is probably what triggers you, I believe in scientific facts and studies, and they all say the same regarding mastubation/sex, that it is GOOD for us.

Which of course makes perfect sense, we are primarily designed to procreate, so having as many beneficial side-effects of doing so goes hand in hand with evolutionary theory (why do you think our body is design to make an orgasm feel so good ?).

Have many many orgasms, live a long and happy life.

>>87205109
>can do it in 30 seconds with no porn

wtf really? How?

>tfw fapping to LGF

>>87205026
>itt Biggest bullshit holywood told you
Love exists.

>>87206379
Thankfully, we have Pickle Rick to tell us how it is

>>87205368
could be worse, they made me unable to cum and only able to piss when my bladder already felt like it was about to burst

>>87205483
It's called placebo

Steve Jobs masturbated daily in his 70s heyday and it worked out pretty well for him

>>87206468
yes let's take advice from the man who died because he thought that magic fairies will cure his cancer

>>87205777
>unlike magazines and your imagination

Magazines are PORN you idiot, at least the ones you can masturbate with

>>87206468
There was no porn in 70s

i jerk off about 10-20 times a year.

if i dont than i lose mt mind.

>>87205132
your mind must be weak

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>wake up with a boner
>feel the urge to jerk off
>cant find porn that would interest me

>>87206216
Your*

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>tfw no finnish gf

>>87206256
What colour is your fedora?

>>87205208
Cutfag here, if I go hard in the paint I can finish in literally like 5 minutes

>>87206613
Can you stop with ad-hominems and actually provide some sort of argument?

>>87206096

Masturbate daily for a month, then try and bed a chick and see what happens.

Shitty subversive jewish humor to devalue christian morals and destroy white culture. I know Scorsese is a catholic but still he might as well be a jew.

>>87206733
Not him but what do you think would happen?

>>87206830

Great sex

>>87205026
>itt Biggest bullshit holywood told you
College is supposed to be a place for having fun and enjoy life

>>87206733
What would happen?
I can't get girls.

>>87206892
This. College is fun for rich people who don't have to worry about grades or getting a job after graduating. For everyone else it's 4 years of anxiety and depression and loneliness. Or maybe that was just me.

>>87205632
>>87205652
>>87205727

can confirm, going through a really shitty period in life but fapping is a lifesafer, can think more clearly and more organized
no fap is a psyop
only those reject it who have been jeweved from age 0 and can never experience the pleasures of having a complete penis

>>87206266
Penile control, my uncut brotha. With nipple stimulation from a girl I can cum in 7 seconds. 15 if kissing, 20 without. It's a nice trick to play on a chick after fucking her for an hour straight without cumming. Shocking her that you could come whenever the fuck you wanted makes them see you as a sex demigod.

>>87205026
he tells him that to keep him low test. it's to stop him from challenging his authority

>>87207196
>my uncut brotha

But I'm cut

>>87206625
Cutfag here, 15 seconds no prob. Sometimes I fap in front of a one night stand, ask her to pick a number and count to it. Even if it's like 4, I've never failed delivering a cumshot exactly when supposed to

>>87206516
He's talking about Sears catalogs and shit you 12 year old

>>87207196
That seems a lot like someone else loosening the pickle jar before you open it yourself and taking credit, though.

I dont really enjoy orgasms all that much anymore. Basically only fap once in a while to get rid of being too horny.
>tfw only 29yo

>>87207272
You've just gave me an idea for a superhero movie.

>>87205686
I can't begin to count the times I punctured the tissue

is it normal that i was able to climax before i could produce cum? i remember fapping since i was 4

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>fap daily
>become depressed
>with each cummy I want to kill myself more and more
>no motivation
>stay in bed 24hrs
>fapping ruins my sleep, I get 3 hours a night
>IQ drops to 60
>lose my job
>fetishes start becoming twisted and the only thing I get off to is brutal anal fisting
>all muscles atrophy and my test levels drop to almost nothing

>start no fap
>week 1 my sleep patterns return to normal
>my fetishes reset
>week 2 my IQ jumps to 190
>testosterone levels skyrocket
>after a few days at the gym I can now bench 500lbs
>ladies are jumping on my dick
>start gambling with cryptocurrencies
>week 3
>I'm now a multi-millionaire
>week 4 and I'm happily married with children
>week 5
>I retire a billionaire at 26

Thanks, r/ reddit nofap.

>>87207800
>>fetishes start becoming twisted and the only thing I get off to is brutal anal fisting
desu i've never really got that one

testosterone rising when not fapping is a scientific fact and at least i feel noticeably more confident and energetic but after not fapping a week bying a harem of african slave girls and torturing them in my basement starts to feel like a really good and logical idea

>>87207902
>testosterone rising when not fapping is a scientific fact
Not that much.

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>>87206256
>calling me a jew is probably the worst insult possible.
He wasn't trying to insult you, just point out the fact that you're a kike. Therefore not a reliable source of information. Case in point:
>I'm an atheist though,
Only a kike would ever think to use this defense. Everyone else would just say "I'm white", "I'm black", "I'm Irish-Italian" or something to that end. Only kikes seem to think the goyim are stupid enough to view them as purely a religious group.

>>87205230
Other Anon here thank fuck I never took them

>>87205483
THIS. Nofap is real. The need to procreate is imperative for a species to survive. If someone is jacking it everyday there is no reason for that person to be attractive to a mate to procreate with, the body is getting what it needs. The "spirit" you get during nofap is more attractive to women. After about 5 days though test is at is highest need to cum.

>the jews actually convinced the reddit normies that masturbation lowers the risk of prostate cancer
Jesus christ

>>87207800
first part is literally me

kill me

I've taken a bunch of adderall and jerked off for literally 10 hours straight, I should've died by now

I jerk off at least three times a day often more.

I still work out too and ha e done no gap several times and it did nothing for me.

IT'S PORN

JUST STOP JERKING OFF TO FUCKING PORN

THAT'S IT

JERK AS MUCH AS YOU WANT BESIDES THAT, DO IT TO GIRLS YOU KNOW IRL OR FANTASIES IN YOUR HEAD

>>87205026
I'm the opposite of you. I can't focus on anything unless I've rubbed one out. My productivity goes way up when I'm not horny. Try testerone supplements

>>87211027
t. never been addicted to anything

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>be NEET
>fap at least twice a day

>get a full time job
>fap maybe twice a week

Don't fall for the nofap memes, it's broscience bullshit. You won't suddenly become super productive if you stop fapping. It's the other way around, if you are productive you won't even think about fapping.

>>87211027
literally the stupidest thing you could say about the subject

did you hear that from reddit?

>>87211027
>t.brainlet

>>87211154
No shit. When you sit in your room doing fucking nothing and using 0 brain cells a day you're going to think with your dick like a certain group of dark skinned mammals

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>Can't complete a fap unless I pinch/tweak my nipples while fantasizing about my waifu cucking me.

WHAT HAVE I BECOME...

>>87211154
it's not bullshit. But it takes a while for it to kick in, at least 3 weeks. But if you're a fucking neet doing nothing you won't notice shit anyway like this anon says >>87211678

>>87211785
>But it takes a while for it to kick in, at least 3 weeks
This is the broscience bullshit that I'm talking about, what does 'kick in' even mean?

Test peaks after a week of nofap and then starts to drop, if you don't fap for more than a week you're cucking yourself.

>>87211886
kick in means to feel any real effects. And it's not just about test. It's about training your mind to think about other stuff and being able to focus better.

>>87211886
>if you don't fap for more than a week you're cucking yourself.
well that's one way to say "more likely to actually find a woman instead of pathetically fapping alone"

>>87205961
Are you me? Incredibly hard to sleep without nuttin'. The only other thing that works is falling asleep to YouTube videos. Bisnap, Northernlion, TrumpSC PokeaimMD and Emvee work best.

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>LOTR isnt real history
Sauron is jewish as fuck yo

>casual sex in college


No girl wanted to put out unless you commited to her. Damn catholic country. Also catholic girls and anal is a myth,I am sure it happens somewhere but it's not as common as movies led you believe.

>>87212032
the dwarfs are the jews everyone knows this

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>>87211154
>be you
>uses single data point to define statistics
>x occurs
>wow because x occurs a ≠ b!

>>87211999
This desu
I listen to norm macdonald or other podcasts typically. But if I leave it on autoplay I always get woken up in the middle of the night and/or get shitty sleep.
I try to stick it to 30m videos and it works really well.

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>>87212066

>>87211931
so basically 3 weeks without an orgasm?? i always thought like 5 days of nofap was pretty good. i mean dudes are going to think about sex regardless of time passed.

>>87212164
I tried listening to podcasts but I only really enjoy Norm, Sleepycabin and Schmucks and I end up listening to them all and undersleeping

I jerk off 4-5 times a day, somedays even 6

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>>87211154
the only thing I've found true is when you fap you stop caring, so you resist your urge to do stupid shit like talk to girls

>>87211254
>>87211162
>>87211131
NICE ARGUMENTS

WHY DO YOU THINK YOU CONSTANTLY NEED TO FIND A BIGGER HIGH WHEN YOU'RE FAPPING? WHY DO YOU THINK YOUR DOPAMINE RECEPTORS ARE GOING NUMB? WHY DO YOU THINK YOU STARTED OFF JERKING OFF TO VANILLA SHIT, THEN STOPPED GETTING HARD TO IT, AND NOW YOU'RE BEATING IT TO MLP XXX FURRY EXTRAVAGANZA GANGBANG SHEMALE DICK FESTS?

BECAUSE PORN HAS DESTROYED YOU. TURN IT OFF.

>>87212790
i literally fap to the same spanking scenes i fapped to when i was 12

>>87212790
you think i don't know all of this?

i've been trying to quit for 5 years

>>87212859
I CAME IN HERE REPLYING ALMOST AN HOUR LATER AND YOU HIT ME WITH ANOTHER (YOU) IN UNDER 5 MINUTES FROM MY POST

NICE, GOOD TO SEE YOUR ADDICTIVE PERSONALITY AT WORK

REGARDLESS, YOU CAN FAP TO THE OLD STUFF, SURE, BUT YOU STILL NEED THE NEW STUFF TOO, AND YOU'D BE BULLSHITTING ME IF YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T AFTER YOU DEFENDED MASTURBATING TO PORN

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE STILL HERE, HONESTLY

>>87211886
>if you don't fap for more than a week you're cucking yourself.
it's not just about test, it's also about porn addiction and overall mental and physical desensitization

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>>87207800

>>87212921
men wanting new women is a completely different thing and nothing to do with porn or having to move into more depraving porn all the time you literal fucking retard

in any case i rarely download new porn desu

>>87213040
WHERE DID ANYONE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT NEW WOMEN? WHAT THE FUCK? ARE YOU ALRIGHT, LITTLE GUY?

THANKS FOR ADMITTING YOU DOWNLOAD NEW PORN BY THE WAY, ALBEIT RARELY, KEEP PROVING MY POINT YOU BRAINLET FUCK

>>87213100
holy fuck you're retarded lmao

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>>87213237
LOOK AND LAUGH, THREAD

THIS IS WHAT A BRAINLET BEING BACKED INTO A CORNER LOOKS LIKE

LOOK AND LAUGH

>>87207031
No, poorfags like me had nothing but stress during college. No parental support, parents ruined my credit, no nepotism network, had to work 24/7.

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THEY FIND YOU
TWO TIME YOU
SAY YOU'RE THE BEST THEY'VE EVER SEEN
YOU SHOULD'VE NEVER TRUSTED HOLLYWOOD

>>87212156
show me the studies with big sample sizes then, nofap is pure broscience

>>87213283
>>87213100
>>87212921
>>87212790
>>87211027
imagine being this autistic, too bad nofap doesn't cure autism

nofap is the biggest meme and you IDIOTS actually fall for it lmao

>>87213722
ALL YOU MAGGOTS SMOKING FAGS ON SANTA MONICA BOULEVARD

>>87206574
Noice

>idiots still think NoFap will change their lives

It won't. Stop lying to yourselves. You're full of excuses and fapping is just another excuse to your failures.

>>87214362
I wonder what Jordan Peterson would have said about this.

>>87214362
Will you help me kill myself?

>>87211678
That's why they are fucking our girls mate. We white males should rhink with our dicks more

>>87212716
That picture is so right, for me at least

>>87214362
Just give in and watch blacked.com goy! Watching other men fuck women sure isn't strange and unique to modern times! Just INDULGE.

Studies have shown that Macdonalds daily actually increases fat loss don't ya know!

>>87213813
What exactly is broscience senpai? I don't have the burden of proof, I didn't say nofap was legitimate. I was pointing out that your logic in thinking it's illegitimate doesn’t hold up.

>>87205686
>edge for eight hours reading sex novels
>hand getting sore and desk filled with tissues
>get to an insanely arousing part of a story
>so close that a gust of wind would finish it
>give dick that one tug
>get the most powerful orgasm in my life
>literally coat the entire underside of desk with semen
>shoot copious amounts on floor and wall behind desk
>slide my heaving dehydrated wreck of a body off the chair
>take a long warm shower
>sleep for 10 hours

Yeah, I've been meaning to cut back on fapping.

>>87205632
'happy hormones", meditation and all that make you dumb and docile. Better drink some tap water while you're at it.

>>87214539
No, it means we're incompatible and should deport everyone else out of our countries.

>>87214886
genuine question: reasons why I shouldn't drink tap water? any sources?

>have girlfriend
>like most American females she is a complete idiot and constantly needs help doing everything
>my free time is consumed by her
>tons of extra money is spent on shit I don't need
>she'll start throwing tantrums if we don't have some sort of upward social circle materialistic purchase every month or two
>dump her, swear off all women
>fap regularly
>have a retarded amount of hobbies and interests
>it's been three years, I'm happier than I've ever been in my life

There are normal, sane women out there, but the chances of finding them is rare and it probably involves going to church. Fapping and completely ignoring women you run into in your daily life is a much, much easier lifestyle.

>>87215297
you should

>>87205026
a lot of people go to work shitfaced, in fact a lot of people can only function if they're on the sauce, I imagine it's the same with jerking off.

>>87205026
The idea is that he's so used to it that it doesn't effect him.

I only fap once or twice a week but I also have sex 1-2 times a week on average. I've had long periods of despondence where I've fapped none, and long periods where I've fapped daily. Felt no different in the motivation/ambition department. I'm pretty sure nofap is bullshit entirely. Doesn't help that the people who spew it also tend to be losers who just look up to internet father figures because their own dad called them a pussy.

>>87215297
http://fluoridealert.org/wp-content/pesticides/sf.appendix.brain.htm

>>87207196
>>87205109
>bragging about how much LESS time it takes you to cum
>When including girls it could take even LESS
>This somehow makes you proud
Pffff this board sometimes

>>87205026
if youre fucking coked up you can

i think the biggest cup of kool aid that i ever downed as a kid was the idea of passions and crafts being summarized in montages, and the type of personality you 'need' to be someone that pursues a passion or craft

You have to 'follow your dreams' man. Fucking hell. I'm glad I killed that vision and built my own dream

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>>87216263
>he doesn't cum in his pants if a female touches his arm

>>87214747
i can't believe all the scumbags here saying there's nothing wrong with porn addiction and ruining your brain like a maniac in front of a screen

this type of behavior is unprecedented, we aren't supposed to be bombarded with visuals of other people fucking like this

>>87211027
What if it's porn you've personally made?

>>87216369
But bro this study that was funded by a porn company said you should consume porn at least once a day mannnn. What are you anti-science.

God damn cave mannnn.

>>87216631
haha legit bro nofap is a fucking dumb meme i did it for like 5 days and nothing changed god you guys are just dumb

dude girls are lame who cares anyway just fap and toke it up

dopamine DOES NOT exist

>>87211027
Maybe shitty youtporn front page porn.
/gif/ trap threads raise your IQ. The most intelligent and mature discussions in this godforsaken site takes place there.

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>>87216742
>dopamine DOES NOT exist

10/10 satire 2real4me

>>87216971
>falling for the psychopharma (literal) jew

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>>87215354
>she'll start throwing tantrums if we don't have some sort of upward social circle materialistic purchase every month or two
>upward social circle materialistic purchase
The fuck is that

>>87216998
>Denies dopamine on a Indonesian pharmaceutical enthusiast forum.

You fucked it up.