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What is the comfiest episode of TNG and why is it Cause & Effect?

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>>87199496
The episode where Data nearly murders Troi.

remember when harry kim fell out of a hull breach and probably spent his last moments in complete terror floating through the void of space. thank god for duplicates.

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>>87199496
For me, it's the Royale. Also any Data episode.

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>>87199558
Harry had a hard life.

F

>>87199550
I can't believe Spiner agreed to have his torso excavated just for this. Say what you want about his acting but he's committed.

>>87199558
>>87199577
Fuck off Harry

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>>87199483

>>87199577
>tfw no Trek set in 2400s where he's still an ensign

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>>87199441

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>>87199655
I fit squarely in the "overrates Farscape" camp.

I actually hope none of the tripfags have killed themselves desu, one of them is kinda cute

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So we all agree the Ferengi are happy merchants and Founders are ZOG, what other flavors of Hebrew Hijinks are found in Trek?

>>87199715
Ferengi = Americans
Dominion = ZOG
Founders = Israel

>>87199655
I hate that guy, zhann took to long to kill him
>>87199693
the designs were fantastic, idk why you think its overrated

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>>87199693

>>87199715
Bajorans are the poor, innocent Israelis fighting for their survival against the oppresive invadors (Cardies / Palestiniians), playing the victims despite being backed by the most powerful military in existence (USA / Federation)

>>87199693
>that image
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>87199496

The Inner Light.

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>>87199560
Data's day was a great prequel to DS9.

We get to see the eternal workhorse and everyman's first forays into life with that nag.

>>87200000

God I felt sorry for Miles being married to that harpy.

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>>87199617
>You thick dreidel spinnin little kykel!
>Where's ye' Manneschevitz laddy?

>>87200000
>making the whole wedding a jap-style affair
They shoulda had O'Brien's side decorated Jap and Keiko's side decorated IRA.

>>87199919
The Cardies can't be the Palestinians though because the Cardies pushed their shit in.

Cardies are more like Nazis to Bajorans' WW2 Jews

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What's the most impactful moment in Star Trek history and why is it this?

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>>87199577
Good

>>87199558
Yeah, it was great wasn't it?

>>87200164
didn't you know that anybody who doesn't want to be invaded by jews is literally a nazi? there is no difference.

watching ds9 for the first time
season 1
all episodes are pretty average
duet
wtf... i wasn't prepared

>>87200278
don't expect anymore like it

>>87200278
He was a Cardie, anon, don't get too broken up.

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most beautiful bajoran

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>>87199715
The Founders are so closely similar to elite Jews in their methods that I feel like that's exactly what Ira intended.

>create and genetic modify their own races from other races to serve a specific purpose (Jem Hadar/Vorta like the future mongrel race/Coudenhove-Kalergi initiative)
>use their specific diplomats to slowly break overtures and work their tentacles into a planet's upper class power structure
>a single drop of Founder DNA is worth more than the entire alpha quadrant

So many more instances of elite Jews/Founders but I'll stop for now.

Also, Garak was 100% right. Against such a threat you have to wipe them out for the good of the whole.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hZqOdsRoKU

>>87200318
>imfuckingplying
Go to bed Mr. Skip The First Two Seasons of TNGfag.

>>87200352
>Garak was 100% right
This goes without saying.

>>87200346
Killed a student by trying to show off and impress babby Tom Paris and died like a bitch trying to save a Cardassian

Cute, but a shitty character

>>87200404
FOUNDER FUCKING SHITS GET OUT OF MY DNA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who likes this absolute qt

Everything she ever did was justified

>>87200404
>totally not a Founder.jpg

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>>87200352

>>87200440
She was a collaborator with the Dominion for a few months.

>>87200278
Bajor for the Bajorians anon

>the Bajorans literally thought Sisko was an messenger sent by God

It's a shame they didn't play this up more before he became a literal demigod. It's one of the shows USPs

>>87200205
>Spend billions of hours refitting an iconic warship to bring it up to code
>crew of geriatric duffers blow it up
>"no such thing as money in the future"
>everybody has a good laugh and builds another
Seriously, if I were Starfleet, Kirk would've got a Ferengi tugboat as his next command as punishment.

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>>87200404
>actual penis head

>>87200566
your penis is weird anon

>>87200440
She's a terrorist and a terrorist sympathizer.
>>87200566
Might want to get that cock of yours examined.

>>87200552
the cardies are the show's biggest selling point. bajorcucks are tedious butthurt cunts (except kira).

>>87200552
It gets mentioned here and there, and gets major focus in many episodes, which is just the right amount of attention without getting annoying, I think.

>>87200553
Kirk was way too based to get such a severe punishment. That's why all they did was demote him back to captain. They knew he was the best captain in Starfleet.

just got some hit Ketracel white from my Vorta

bout to get lit and start wreckin' shit

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>>87200593
She's a freedom fighter. She killed countless spoonheads. She gave birth to Miles' son. Her name is Kira and she is based.

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>>87200596

>Kira
>not a butthurt cunt

Pick one

>>87200666
>She's a freedom fighter

No, she's a terrorist. She admits that, unlike most terrorist murderers.

>>87200666
And she fucked Bashir in real life.

>>87200684
at least she's cute.

>>87200716
They were married for a while during the show

Siddig and Meaney were IRL best friends

Think he encouraged the weird subplot where Miles and Kira were lowkey in love?

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>>87200586
>>87200593
it doesn't have a face or anything

>>87200552
>think the Prophets mostly seem like aloof dicks
>wonder why the Bajorans are so fucking into them
>realize that people in real life are more zealous based on less
whoa...

>>87200738
Are you implying that Siddig is a cuck?

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>>87200771
I'm just wondering if he encouraged the writer's to include scenes where his drinking buddy could grope his wife on tv

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>>87200788
>mfw when Kira had a better romance with O'Brien than she did with Odo

>>87200346
That's not Ro Laren

>>87200666
>that Earth map
what the fuck

>>87200889
>Ro Laren is a main character in the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine relaunch novels that have been published since 2001. The novels show that Ro survived the Dominion's extermination of the Maquis and joined with a few other Maquis survivors to fight their own war effort against the Dominion. After the Dominion War, Ro returned to Bajor and was commissioned as a Lieutenant in the Bajoran militia, replacing Odo as Chief of Security on DS9 and eventually starting a relationship with Quark.

ACQUIRED

>>87200915
It's from his James Bond holodeck program

>>87200889
exactly

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>>87200921
That's the worst fan-fiction I've ever read.

>>87200921
Lol wtf

>the ultimate evolution of humanity is a retarded gecko thing
who the fuck came up with that whole goddamn episode, christ

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>>87200889
Thank god. What do people see in this thing?

>>87200983
IIRC the first stage was super evolving and then devolving to the lizard form

>>87200985
They hired her because she was hot. That fact is why Bajoran's have that little nose thing and not some giant prosthetic, she was the first one we saw and they wanted to show her off.

>>87200983
It was meant to be some what-if scenario, suggesting that evolution might revert us to something less complex eventually, not necessarily getting more and more advanced.

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I'm almost halfway through season 1 of TNG and I don't get why Crusher is so unpopular among fans. Am I too early to accurately judge?

>>87201177
Yes

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>>87201177
Also, about this episode

>It's a the holodeck becomes too real episode
>the people generated by it become aware of their fictional nature
Pretty heavy shit.
>"Tell me something, Dix. When you're gone, will this world still exist? Will my wife and kids still be waiting for me at home?"
>"I honestly don't know..."

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>>87199715

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Reminder that Andoria is Terra's greatest ally.

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>>87201425
Whoever made that graphic might need some help getting to his bed in a few years with all the stars of david crowding his field of vision.

If all of those races have Jew-Like behavior then nearly every one does.

>>87200921
>eventually starting a relationship with Quark

Bwahaha

>>87201541
no vulcan is, andoria is 2nd, tellarite's 3rd

>>87201591
Vulcans aren't allies,they're cunts

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>>87201591

>>87201541
>>87201649
The Eternal Ando strikes again

>ENT had to turn the Vulcans into le bad guys manipulating humanity

>>87201710
the vulcans were always pieces of shit hypocrites dawg. That wasnt anything new in ENT.

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>>87201177
Yeah.

>>87201649
Sry Sharan, the truth hurts

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>>87201710
They did a good at it. The Vulcans were always overbearing and looking down on humans. Like >>87201785 said, they were always hypocritical. ENT did a good job of showing Vulcan dealing with its past and getting modernized along with Earth.

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>>87200666
>Those Satan trips
>But for real
>tfw ywn visit this Nana (pic related)

>>87201796

Finally someone else put my feelings into words. Pulaski was better spergs just cant handle her in the same way they cant appreciate the nuances of lwaxana. Knockoff feMcCoy>>>>>Crusher

>>87201911
I found that summary on TVTropes

>>87201857
>Sharan
IT'S SHRAN GOD DAMMIT! He's BASED. BASED I TELL YOU.

>>87200553
why would people work in dry docks and mines when they can just decide to be starfleet-captains?

Currently watching "Mudd's Women". I don't remember it being this drawn out, boring and unimportant.

Literally like a 7 minute scene of just this one woman badly acting as she stumbles across "rocks" and some coal miner walks after her in a dust storm.

The most tedious thing I've ever watched.

Granny tier. Bodies all mush and she reeks of ciggs and cheese.

>>87201944
For a non-vulcan, he's pretty based

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>>87201554
That graphic originally appeared on this page:

https://theuglytruth.wordpress.com/2013/07/04/judaic-behaviorthemes-in-star-trek-enterprise/

which now only shows a place holder where it used to be. Don't ask me why, because I don't know.

What is the comfiest episode of TNG and why is it Cause & Effect?

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>>87201976
Did someone say granny?

>>87202097
lel shes gilf-tier
>>87201896
is just gross and sad.

>>87202065
"comfy" is such a faggoty expression.

>>87202118
>triggered by comfy
Wew lad

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>>87202097

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>>87202065
I'm all for reposts and stale pasta but at least have the courtesy not to post it multiple times in a thread.
>>87202097
I'm all for good looking women and sexy moms but at least have the courtesy not to post Grandmas in a thread

>>87200352

Yeah, Founders are pretty much the Anglo-Semite/Jew mix, the elite, that get people to do their bidding from behind the scenes. Though, there's plenty of pure Anglo-Saxons that work with them.

Ferengi are the typical merchant Semite/Jew, which makes up most of them.

>>87202116
>Is just gross and sad
Shush your whore mouth.
>ywn have Visitor cook you delicious meals/dishes and drink wine with her on a cozy evening in front of a warm fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwQ9WYiBDxE

>>87202136
"triggered" is such a queer expression.

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>>87202174
>That professional ship shake acting
Which crew do you think did the best job of ship shake acting out of all the series?

>>87202225
Hadn't you heard, queer is a compliment now

The faggot community reclaimed it

>>87202225
Lol
>at least your trying

>>87202269
TNG movies crew

>>87202307
When they started actually moving the sets, it ruined it. Fake shake is best shake.

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>>87202343
>Fake shake is best shake.
I prefer the TOS tumble myself

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>>87202343
Strawberry shake is best shake.

>>87202271
So what? It's still queer. It doesn't matter what a bunch of faggots think.

>>87202411
>keep trying

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>>87202373
>Uhura gets up and runs across the room

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>>87202174

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>>87202437
She really hammed it up.

TNG guys had a bigger shake-o-meter

>>87202501
Hard to believe these women aren't the same age

>>87202373
Everyone is thrown in different directions. How utterly realistic, lol.

>>87202516
White and brown don't age nearly as well as black, red, and yellow.

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>>87202525
>black, red, and yellow

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>>87202516

>>87202582
Aww, it's cute that Frakes does stuff with his grandma

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>>87202622

>>87200440
LOOKS LIKE A MEAN LITTLE CUNT!!!FACT!!!

>>87202637
Who's that horny old man groping that old lady?

>>87202637
Who's on the right?

>>87202637
me on the right

>>87202706
Old men can grope old ladies, it's perfectly natural. And that's Sylvester McCoy, he's a bit cracked anyway.

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>captain, the Borg are using a laser beam to slice into the forward hull
>THEN HAVE A BLOODY SEIZURE WHERE YOU SIT DAMNIT!

>>87201911
PULASKI WAS AN EVIL UNMITIGATED FUCKING CUNT AND THE ACTRESS WAS SUCH A HATEFUL SLITHERING PIECE OF SHIT THAT THEY DROPPED HER DOWN AN ELEVATOR SHAFT ON LA LAW WHILE WE WERE DENIED SEEING THE FUCKING BITCH GET DECOMPRESSED ASS FIRST OUT OF AN AIRLOCK WITH A TWO INCH HOLE!!!FACT!!!

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Hello there, reaction pic.

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>>87202784
>What's the matter, Captain?
>Aren't I smug enough to be your ship's doctor?

>>87202754
Is there an in-show reason why the ships react to any and all external damage by making the control consoles explode?

>>87202816
IMMA GONNA SURGICALLY REPLACE YOUR MOUTH WITH A KLINGON'S ASSHOLE YOU FUCKING SLAG!!!FACT!!!

>>87202437
>hmm I don't want anyone to see my ass in this ultra short skirt on set. I know standing up I'll catapult across the room into the wall.

>>87202827
EPS conduits nigga.

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>>87202811
Saved

>>87202860
Obama's favourite words

>>87202847
I could totally see her ass, too. Uhura's legs are a miracle of the alpha quadrant.

>>87202876
the guy diving for the elevator door is just trying to get an upskirt view.

>>87202827
The warp core pumps piping-hot plasma to every console on the ship for power.

>>87202856
>>87202914
That's insane, did they forget how to electricity after WW3?

Reminder that the Borg Queen was a side-effect of reintroducing Hugh to the Collective

>>87202582
Annnnd... She's drunk again.

>>87202955
No, it's the Sphere Builders hijacking the hive after the Xindi plan failed.

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>>87202955
>tfw no borg queen gf

>>87202955
All makes sense now.
>>87203026
We are Hugh (You).

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>>87202996
And horny

>>87202933
No, they forgot how to electricity some time between the Khitomer Accords and TNG.
In TOS there's a sequence where there's a fire in the electronics beneath Spock's station, and he just grabs a tiny fire extinguisher to put it out.
Something I always appreciated about TOS was how crew would die from asphyxiation or steam pipe ruptures or fires, or really anything but getting a face full of set sparklers.

>>87203074
And ugly.

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>>87203108
>implying you wouldn't

Heh

>>87203169
Of course I would, but I wouldn't be proud of it

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>>87203178
>of course
>but not proud of it

Then why do it?

>>87202914
It's utterly stupid. If there was a fire in a server room then a monitoring engineer who is sitting two rooms away wouldn't find his keyboard exploding with enough force to hurl him across the room.
Why would they build starships where everything seems to be constructed with plastic explosive embedded in it?

>>87203209
Don't get nearly enough sex to turn down drunk old ladies

>>87203209
>"put down your weapon and get naked, you have fifteen seconds to comply"
>"wait, what?"

>>87202271
>faggots "reclaimed" queer

As if they ever weren't.

>>87203169
No. I wouldn't.

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>>87203273
Gates McFadden is more attractive than the average woman of her age.

>>87203336
Doesn't matter that she smells like liquor coated fish, huh?

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>>87203326
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>87203336
>attractive

She isn't. She has that dancer's body which means she's in better shape than most her age, but she was never attractive

>>87203371
If I were gay, I might be somewhat attracted to her manly skin and her rectal prolapse, but I'm not, thank God.

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>>87201911
>in the same way they cant appreciate the nuances of lwaxana
Finally someone said it!

>>87202715
Sylvester McCoy. its a doctor joke

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>>87203382
lmao

>>87203336
I would do it with much vigor. Afterwards, it would be wonderful if she made me tendies.

>>87203495
>intentionally hiding her gaunt, sallow face and focusing on her single asset - an ok body from years as a dancer

So you agree with me

>>87201796
autism
this is the kind of people that killed Star Trek

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>>87203382
>was never attractive
>never

>>87203557
Again, I applaud her body of work, but she is not attractive. Her face is shit

>>87203546
t. jerk offs to camel faced Kira

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You guys need to stop hating on based Gates. You are all just jealous of her fiery voluminous hair.

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>>87203577
It's not real anon

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>>87203546
Have you ever been to a psychiatrist?

>>87203593
pls don't post close ups of this ghoul

2 spooky 4 m

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>>87203564
your opinion
>>87203585
First season Crusher's hair is real. I believe 6th and 7th season are her real hair as well.

>>87203573
Don't you dare insult Kira, you swine. Gates is good looking and so is Nana.

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>>87203600
So have you ever been to a psychiatrist?

>>87203481
Old whores reek of desperation. It's one of their most repulsive qualities.

>>87203557
No. She was never attractive. And that is one of the most cringy scenes/costumes of the entire series. Add Sirtis, and it gets even worse.

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Bakula is the most attractive captain.

>>87203653
Bearded Sisko was more attractive

>>87203621
Nana is better looking and seems like a total nymphomaniac while Gates has settled into a typical granny stereotype.

>>87203653
>Brokeback Enterprise

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>>87203653
nah

>>87203707
STRANGER DANGER

>>87203672
>Nana is better looking
Nope, also stop calling by her first name. You don't know her and are not friends, loser.

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>>87203638
gaaaaaaaaaaaay

>captcha: 72475 VIRGEN

>>87203638
You know she's only half sincere when she comes onto picard, right?

>>87203672
>Gates is a granny
I fail to see a problem here.

I ran out of grannyfu Gates pics :(

>>87203632
Just imagine running your hands over her saggy, leathery skin, and then catching a whiff of that fishy slime oozing out of her stretched out meat flaps.

>>87203714
>I know it's a little dusty captain, but don't give up

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>>87203653
Trip is the most attractive engineer
Enterprise had a very attractive cast in general

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>>87203748
My penis can only get so erect, anon.

>ywn pull out and cum on her belly

I bet her belly is prime cum canvas

>ywn sit round the campfire with kirk, spock and bones and sing row row row your boat whilst eating southern beans laced with whiskey

how does this make you feel?

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>>87203796
>southern beans laced with whiskey
Wait

You can do that?

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

>>87203786
Hard to have pandering fanservice without an attractive cast

>>87203796
>not eating marshmelons

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>>87203796
>ywn live in the comfy kino world of Star Trek V

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>>87203786
>Shuttlepod 1
Best ENT episode
>You like it when I call you Stinky, don't you?

>>87199776
kek

This guy is spot on

>>87203786
>Reed Alert sending the same farewell-note to all of his baes
original playa

>>87203796
Moon over Rigel VII

>>87203919
Based space Bong.

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>>87203889
>it was all a dream
>that redneck is going to bang her
Reed Alert

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Imagine being Miles O'Brien on that station and having to be all like "damn, Deep Space 9, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your dull grey corridors and horrific architecture. I would totally perform maintenance on you, both my mirror universe counterpart and the real me." when all he really wants to do is serve on Starfleet's flagship in the transporter room. Like seriously imagine having to be O'Brien and not only work overtime while Deep Space 9 flaunts its disgusting consoles in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the poor cable management and rusty flux capacitors, and just sit there, day after day, hour after hour, while it breaks down even further. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking promenade but its good reputation as everyone on station says its STILL GOT IT and DAMN, DEEP SPACE 9 LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch its self-sealing stem bolts contort into types of trash you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been maintaining nothing but a healthy diet of transporters and flagships and later alleged cloaking devices for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies on Earth. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the rust that's breaking out on its dented hull as it is sucked in by the vacuum of space, your colleagues smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in its "statuesque (for that is what they call it)" beauty, the beauty the Cardassians worked so hard for with Bajoran slave workers in the previous years. And then the commander calls for another maintenance check, and you know you could kill every single person on this station before Odo could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking O'Brien. You're not going to lose your future Starfleet Academy career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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How do the females of ENT fare? Would you perform neuropressure on T'Pol or Hoshi?

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>>87203934

>>87203796
https://youtu.be/E2iUHRBg-5E?t=1m11s

literally the best soundtrack from any of the star trek films

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>>87203955
Empress Hoshi master race

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>>87203748

>>87203955
Easy. I would perform neuropressure on Hoshi while T'Pol performs neuropressure on me. Neuropressure train all day baybee.

>>87203793
If that old, smelly crone had any self awareness at all she would be so embarrassed by that she'd never show her face in public again. My god. The sight of her acting seductive is almost enough to make me throw up.

>>87203955
>chubby Starfleet-officer
SHAMEFUR

>>87204004
they wish they had the balls for fat apollo

>>87203889
He wasn't calling her stinky. He was calling himself stinky.

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hey /trek/riker is a fatty, pass it on

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>>87203786
Say that again and I'll rip your heart out and shove it so far up your ass you'll need to perform a multiphasic colonoscopy to find it

>>87203973
Overall? I disagree, but it definitely has the best version of the main theme. The opening tune sounds so strong (whatever type of horn instrument that is, it's perfect for it) and that rising tone he puts in the buildup right before the bulk of the theme starts is the perfect touch and none of the other movies have that. Jerry Goldsmith always put a different touch on his theme when he scored these movies. It's slightly different in First Contact, it's slightly different in Insurrection, and it's slightly different in Nemesis, unlike John Williams, who literally copy pasted his Star Wars theme in every movie he did.

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>>87203955
Hoshi and T'pol were hot af

Archer got cucked

>>87203995
This minipasta sucks.
>>87204033
Also, COMMANDER WORF'S HEAD LOOKS LIKE A FANNY.

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>>87203868
It is one of my favorite films of all time, it gets so much right

Defiant landed on that planet 200 years in the past with 48 crew

How the fuck are there 8000 of them 200 years later, without serious birth defects from all the inbreeding

>>87204073
TFF's theme was re-used at the end of First Contact wasn't it? When they pan out from the Vulcan ship

>>87204122
they probly got hella fertility drugs in the future. octuplets are the norm when you're in survival mode somehow.

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>>87204033
>Hey Bev, have you noticed that Cmdr. Riker has put on some pounds lately?
>Oh my gosh, I thought I was just seeing things!

>>87203585
Wtf I love Star Trek now

>>87204062
>Le crab head temper tantrum lady who gets to be chief engineer b/c Chapoopie shilled for her and she and Janeway had a girlsy eureka brainstorm finish-each-other's-thoughts moment inside the event horizon of a black hole so lets just ignore how she can't work with other people without getting upset and caving their faces in

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>>87204032
Not in my cringey head-cannon, he isn't. T'Pol will forever be my smexy Ms Stinky.

>>87204173
>*queef*
>*fart*
>*queef*
>*fart*
That room must have been horrible to be in when these two sloppy-joes were doing their exercises.

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>>87204147
No, it's slightly different. Like I said, it doesn't have that rising tone in the buildup to the main theme.

>>87204085
yellow womb is for black seed only

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>>87204214
That's a pretty hot commodity he has there

>>87204214
He's a big show
uuuu

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>>87204258
Indeed

>>87204258
Season 4 had most of the stinkers in it, and that was one of them.

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>>87204299
Why do you hate fun

>>87204299
>arc with Spiner as another Soong
>stinker
What the FUCK is your problem?

>>87203984
Yup. That's about the state of it.

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>>87204365
As usual, yupfags demonstrating their blatant homosexuality.

>>87204122
on voyager the doctor figures out how to cure birth defects before the child is even born one day.

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>>87204358
Fuck that overrated fag Data as well as his fanbase. The Klingon/augment arc could have been 1000% better without his stupid face chewing up most of the scenery.

The finale was appalling, and the token black "inventor of the transporter" ep was major cringe.

Also, let's not forget "Bound", that retarded green Orion slut episode. You'd have to be a fat, ugly, pimply-faced, sex-starved, permavirgin fanboi to find either one of those talentless, pond scum-colored cunts even mildly attractive. And don't even get me started on the whole, "The slaves were really the masters all along" bullshit.

The only thing good about it was the fact that Trip was immune to their smelly twats.

>Start watching Ent for the first time in years
>Vulcan elder wants to kill a klingon and is shouting within the first 5 minutes
fuck this shit

>>87204440
>You'd have to be a fat, ugly, pimply-faced, sex-starved, permavirgin fanboi to find either one of those talentless, pond scum-colored cunts even mildly attractive.
Given that they're explicitly stated to control men through super-pheromones I think that may have been the point.

>>87204440
female-alien-impregnate me once, shame on you. female-alien-impregnate me twice, shame on me.

>>87204466
He'd been living with humans for decades, we infected him

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>>87204440
This guy

>>87204466
Archer did call that guy out on his overemotional (for a Vulcan) display, though. But yeah, that's sort of a downside of the show is that Vulcans often break character and show emotion when they're not supposed to (as in there isn't an in-episode explanation for them to do so).

>>87204466
It's logical to have let the Klingon die. That's what he and his people would have wanted. He and Archer had some bad blood, too. You act like Vulcans haven't lost it on Star Trek before.

>>87204507
Yea Bakula said that, sounds like lampshading bullshit to me

>>87204541
Vulcans are not simply logical, they are pacifist and pro-life in all situations, the idea they'd entertain killing him when theirs still a chance he'd live is crap, also raising his voice also bullshit

>>87204410
Oh my god, which one is Gates and which is Alice? It's like looking at two decomposing twins.

>>87204440
is the ENT reposts time?

>>87204537
You are both full of shit. It's always been canon that Vulcans are very emotional beings, but try to overcome their strong emotions with logic, so they don't end up destroying themselves. It's been stated explicitly in many episodes throughout the history of Star Trek, going back to TOS.

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>>87204563

>>87204624
This is poor bait.

oh snap

I thought it'd be one of those TNG endings, where the Defiant trying to sacrifice themselves into the past to preserve the timeline would accidentally create a duplicate. that way everyone wins and nobody has to make any hard choices

But damn

>>87204645
Eww.

>>87201796
>Dr. Crusher is a rebel
I like that desu.

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Why is there so many black people in Star Trek? I thought it was a utopia

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>>87204684

>>87204674
You really are a bunch of fat, ugly, pimply-faced, sex-starved, permavirgin retards aren't you?

>>87204716
Diversity is our strength

>>87204734
I'm not fat.

>>87204734
Only because unlike you we actually know about TOS? If it helps cope with your life, sure.

>>87204718
Nasty.

>>87204561
They're also about cultural non-interference and would defer to the Klingon's government, which is what they were doing. And Soval raised his voice for literally one word and then regretted it.

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Do the fucking Kazon ever stop appearing

I'm sick of their shit now

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>>87204757

>>87204756
You don't know shit. Tell me about Spock eating meat and threatening to kill McCoy in the frozen cave over that lonely whore.

>>87204799
Season two finale is their last episode iirc.

>>87204810
Shush now, retard.

>>87202044
Because they tried to use a file downloading site as a cdn because too cheap

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huh

cute

>>87204794
They hadn't advised the empire that the Klingon was dead, cause he wasn't, also he raised his voice regret has nothing to do with it, Soval should go home and meditate if he's getting so emotional

>>87204840
That is pretty adorable

>>87204826
Thank the Prophets, they were some TNG era Ferengi-tier shit

>>87204849
>They hadn't advised the empire that the Klingon was dead
They contacted Chronos and were instructed on what to do with the klingon.

>>87204799
Have you gotten to the episode where Chapoople gets captured by them and Seska interrogates him?

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>It's a "Bashir dies an agonizing death in the Jem'Hadar prison and then gets replaced by a duplicate" episode

>>87204716
>DS9 main-cast has only one (1) white human
>and it's a potato
WHAT THE FUCK

>Kes went from pixie cut to shoulder length curls in one episode

I know they used time travel as an excuse but it's still annoying

>>87204893
>killing Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi
This is why I don't watch GoT

>>87204877
No they didn't, not until after that conversation, Soval assumed the Klingons would prefer if he was dead, I am watching it right now

>>87204913
He had like 2 scenes, both where he was complaining and then he got shanked

It was pathetic

>>87204913
>killing الفاضل الصدّيق عبدالرحمن محمد أحمد عبدالكريم المهدي

>>87204913
I've never watched that show. Always thought it was a dumb meme show.

>>87203944
>chief petty officer
>not even master chief petty officer

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>computer, create the image of the ships counselor and then increase the mammaries and posterior by a factor of 3
>computer, recreate the effects of the pon farr in the image
>computer, disengage safety protocols

>>87204916
>No they didn't
I just watched the scene before replying.
>SOVAL: The Klingons made it very clear they want us to expedite this.
>SOVAL: The Klingons have demanded that we return Klaang immediately.
>SOVAL: This is no time to be imposing your ethical beliefs.

>>87204954
subscribed

>>87204900
Well it's not like they're in human space, man. All the humans come in on ships. Picardo is white-human-prime and he showed up.

>>87204960
was creating sex-holo-programs even allowed?

>>87204966
No mention of him being reported as dead eh?

>>87204975
Why would you need porn programs when you can just have sex with any program? Which Reg was clearly doing non-stop.

>>87204975
yes, Quark made half his living from them

>>87204756
(Spock pins McCoy against the cave wall)
MCCOY: Are you trying to kill me, Spock? Is that what you really want? Think. What are you feeling? Rage? Jealousy? Have you ever had those feelings before?
SPOCK: This is impossible. Impossible. I am a Vulcan.
MCCOY: The Vulcan you knew won't exist for another five thousand years. Think, man. What's happening on your planet right now, this very moment?
SPOCK: My ancestors are barbarians. Warlike barbarians.
MCCOY: Who nearly killed themselves off with their own passions. Spock, you're reverting into your ancestors five thousand years before you were born!
SPOCK: I've lost myself. I do not know who I am.

>>87205006
But those were his own holo suits. The holo deck was starfleets.

>>87204987
They didn't report him as dead.

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>>87204975
>l-l-look counselor i-i can explain i-i just wanted to k-know the touch of-of a female, of you, b-but a hotter you
barclay was a holo-hound and our guy

>>87204989
Reminds me of the Red Dwarf spoof where I think he just ignores the plot and does the girl in a tent.

>>87205094
>the touch of-of a female, of you, b-but a hotter you
BURN

>>87205077
What you do in your down time is your business. If you want to stick your dick in some forcefields like a pathetic beta nerd instead of being around real people then that's fine. They won't stop you, just judge you.

>>87205077
>>87205131
Well Quark's were their own particular black/grey market area where he at least once illegally scanned real people and made programs out of them. Reg managed to get fucking everyone probly using illegal access to everything cause engineering.

>>87205190
He got their physical patterns from their transporter records. That's how he got an accurate representation of Troi's cunt instead of a generic "horny betazoid" one

when you have sex on the holodeck, is the pussy juice replicated? can you replace it with pudding?

>>87205220
Yeah but if the federation/starfleet didn't have laws against that kind of thing it was probly cause nobody expected that sort of impropriety from starfleet officers. If anyone believed Reg was non-beta enough to actually fuck their holograms he probly woulda gotten punished.

>>87205097
Lister always made the right choice

>>87205254
>woman squirts fountain of pudding when highly aroused
Goddamn why can't the future be now?

>>87205442

>>87205442

>>87205442

new

>>87205097
Its not like he had much to chose from, everybody's dead dave

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>>87204756
>the arrogance of the trektard

>>87204810
>test of truth

>>87205034
>proof of the pudding

Trektards btfo again.

>>87203169
I continue to have a thing for her she's just so cool

>>87199550

BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

>>87199627

He was a captain of a nova class, a ship that was inferior to Voyager 30 years ago..