/trek/ - Star Trek

>>87205442
is janeway a voyeur?

>>87205480
In the scene she is actively trying to look over their shoulders, so yes.

She'd tell you it's all scientific curiosity, but you know she got off to it that night

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>COS I GOT FAAAAAAITH, FAITHERDEH HEEEAAAART

>the doctor's little girl dies

Fuck that's cold

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Alright, we're voting. First of all, in order of best to worst, how have the TNG ladies aged?

Yar...

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>>87205526
Crusher...

>>87205526
Unfortunately, Majel aged the best.

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>>87205549
Or Troi?

>>87205549
Please stop posting this horrid shrivelled ghoul

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>computer, vent all warp plasma to wesley crushers current location
>computer, fill my quarters with a fine mist of my brothers wine about 200 parts per million
>computer, beam mr data out of the ship and into that asteroid belt
what a weird episode

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>>87205562
Try again. I know there's an autist here who spergs out when I post grannies, but this is true horror.

If Janeway was a scientist, does that mean she started in a blue uniform?

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>>87205526
>>87205549
>>87205570
From best to worst
Sirtis (62)
McFadden (68)
Crosby (59)

>>87205518
torres gives no fucks.

>>87205631
>those eyebrows
WHAT WAS SHE THINKING

>>87205647
Yeppers.

>>87205648
You can't possibly think Sirtis has aged better than McFadden. I even stacked the odds against McFadden in my sample pics because I posted her with no makeup and Sirtis caked in it, and Sirtis still looks worse

>>87205442

>when your character starts out as this semi-omnipotent being that is capable of judging mankind for its sins, and then becomes so popular that the series overuses you to the point where your character becomes a joke

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>>87205674
I like it

>>87205631
She was like 20 years older and still only looks about as bad as most TNG women.

>>87205694
It's more VOY that made him a joke than his constant appearances.

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>>87205685
Don't ask people if you're unable to accept their answers. McFadden sort of scares me.

>>87205708
Majel was 76 when she died. Gates is 68 now and doesn't look nearly that bad. Guarantee she'll still be fuckable when she's 76.

>>87205694
>implying the Q continuum was ever in any real danger
>implying Q didn't invent the entire continuum itself just to entertain himself
>implying any of what he does with the voyager crew can be interpreted by our puny mortal minds in any meaningful way
>and any meaning that we do derive from those encounters is only the one that he wants us to feel, not what's really going on

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>>87205730
Sirtis scares me, friend. She looks like she's melting.

Why does McFadden scare you?

>>87205767
Unf. I wanna insert myself into her warm, dry hole and cum deeply

>>87205767
Sirtis just has that had-a-dozen-children hormone overdose/underdose look to her. Gates probly does nothing but dance all day every day.

>STD is announced
>now everyone loves ENT

>>87205631
>Not accepting your necrophilic fantasies = "sperging out"

You people really are seriously mentally ill.

>>87205811
>Ent taken off TV
>No half hour of commercials
>Can skip the LONG ROAD
>Enjoyable

>>87205811
I don't love ENT but I enjoyed most of it, especially once I began S3.
VOY is just giving me fits, I'm on S7E12.

>>87205808
So she keeps herself in shape, if a bit on the scrawny side.

>>87205817
>sperging out because a guy likes a girl

True mental illness.

>>87205817
Who is 'you people' exactly? you realise you post here too, regularly

>>87205808
And drinks. Don't tell me you can't recognize a hopeless alcoholic when you see one.

>>87205878
No problem there, she's led a good life and should be able to lush it up freely now.

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>>87205865
>girl

>>87205875
"You people" - YOU. And people similar to YOU.

>>87205934
>autism: the post

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>>87205767
>Why does McFadden scare you?
She looks like Tales from the Crypt. She's pale and emaciated, no amount of pulling back her skin helps. Sirtis doesn't look like she belongs in a retirement home, at the very least. But to be fair, McFadden is 6 years older and 6 years in that age range makes a big difference.

>>87205934
Yes... and you also post here, so?

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Isn't she just the sexiest thing, tho.

>>87205934
so like you?

>>87205906
>dr crusher, report to your coffin

>>87205956
Museum is right. That's where they all should go... and stay there... right next to the other mummies.

>>87205987
has anyone done the then and now of generations crusher and the actual aged one? like with picard.

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>>87205956
Honestly you're just describing the phenomenon of aging, and I think you're exaggerating. You don't get the full effect of Gates McFadden just seeing her. Her voice is pure sex. Sirtis has this awful thick British accent.

>>87205968
OOO-WAT-TA-CHOKO-SOLO? HO-HO-HO!

>>87205968
Is she fat right now? I don't know how recent that picture is.

>>87206030
then post a vocaroo instead of a pic

>>87206030
>Her voice is pure sex

Yeah, like week old moldy bread is pure sandwich. Your worship of ugly grandmas is really quite sickening. I'm beginning to suspect you might actually be one, and are just shilling hard for your own self interests.

>>87206150
Or maybe he's an ugly grandpa and he knows to aim for what he can hit.

>>87206150
>grannies posting in /trek/
That would be pretty cool

>>87206055
Don't know and don't care.

>>87206080
I honestly don't know what that is so I'll just post a video of her speaking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ptS22cWg8E&t

>>87206150
It might be Gates herself

>>87206150
This minipasta sucks.
>>87206167
lmao right
>>87206169
yet you responded

>>87206167
No. It wouldn't.

>>87206188
>implying Gates knows about /tv/

Maybe Shatner got her into it.

>>87206204
yes it would, better then some fgt sperging out over grannyposting

>>87206200
Truth is an unchanging constant, faggot.

>>87206219
>implying she didn't introduce the shat in the first place

>>87206239
and shitty pasta for tards who can't think for themselves is as well

>>87206239
>truth is an unchanging constant
>both of us are posting opposing opinions here day after day

So we're both right?
>>87206251
That would be the biggest twist. Imagine baneposting alongside Dr. Crusher and Captain Kirk themselves.

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>scotty, his repairs fast
is scotty relatable?
>drinks, greasy hair, funny accent and porn stache also overweight

>>87206184
it's not awful, but it's eh. Nothing special

>>87206323
>drinks, greasy hair, funny accent and porn stache also overweight

literally all of those things are just part of being Scottish

>>87205549
Would still fuck after dance lessons in the holodeck.
>>87206167
My Grandma loves Trek, and she enjoys capeshit too. I should introduce her to /TV/.

>>87205801
Please anon, stop speaking in riddles

>>87205858
You're nearly done anon. Then you can happily never watch Voyager again.

>>87206030
>>87206080
>>87206184
>McFadden has lent her voice as narrator in several audio books.
So, what books did she narrate? Anything sexy?

>>87205526
I'd fuck her out of the three TNG females (now) but in their prime Troi was by far the best looking.

>>87206318
But I don't need to imagine, I have baneposted with Kirk, a lot of anons have

>>87206323
Scotty's repairs weren't fast, in Relics he said that he always overestimated his repairs so that's Kirk considered him a miracle worker.

You know, after typing that out I feel like a cunt.

>>87206340
We'll have to agree to disagree, then. Personally, I'm willing ot bet her private, sexy talk is God tier. I've heard her do it a little bit joking around at con panels.

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>>87206382
>McFadden has lent her voice as narrator to several audio books

I felt my dick twitch just reading that.

>>87206417
>scotty how long will the repairs take?
>captain, it will take about 5 weeks but i'll get it done in 20 minutes

>>87206417
In relics it was also established that he has godtier engineering skills

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>dinosaur aliens find a human skeleton
>15 minutes in before we see Voyager or the crew

I kinda liked it

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>>87206382
http://www.audible.com/search?searchNarrator=Gates+McFadden

>the bible

>>87206637
>the bible narrated by Gates McFadden

lol

>>87206361
>You're nearly done anon. Then you can happily never watch Voyager again.
There are quite a few episodes I'd put in a random rotation but nearly as many as from TNG or DS9 and not quite as many as from TOS or ENT (per season).
The episodes between the good ones are pure fucking garbage, it's like the scale is missing the numbers 4-6. Some of them even have neat plots brought down by focusing on crappy characters, like the planet of sex vampires being about Harry Kim or >>87206633 having a lot of Chakotay.

>>87206385
Sirtis was always an ugly cunt. She just got more repulsive with time.

>>87206949
no she was hot af back in the day, why so butthurt?

>>87206666
>Gates reading "For she doted upon their paramours, whose fleshis asthe flesh of asses, and whose issueis likethe issue of horses."
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>87207021
Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave. 31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, “Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children—as is the custom all over the earth. 32 Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.”

33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, “Last night I slept with my father. Let’s get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him so we can preserve our family line through our father.” 35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

36 So both of Lot’s daughters became pregnant by their father. 37 The older daughter had a son, and she named him Moab[g]; he is the father of the Moabites of today. 38 The younger daughter also had a son, and she named him Ben-Ammi[h]; he is the father of the Ammonites[i] of today.

>George Takei saying oh my.jpg

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why was O'Brien so racist?

>>87207237
He spent years fighting them, of course he didn't like them.

Over time he got less so. Remember that Cardie orphan he let live in his house

>>87207237
I mean, the bloody cardies CAN'T be trusted, but smiley got called out on it because they were literally scheming and setting him up.

>Obrien literally killed enough spoonheads that he was a public enemy on Cardassia

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I skipped all the Quark episodes. Never watched them. I'm watching them now. Go ahead, call me an idiot. I didn't know what I was missing.

>>87208519
wacky space jew antics and lots of the equivalent of hands rubbing

>>87208568
I can't hate Quark's version of being a Ferengi. He's greedy, clever, full of hand rubbing antics, yes. But he's also hard working in the face of adversity, and gives appreciation of the nuances of life.

>>87208744
ferengi get all the best girls eg grilka and leeta

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>Will, you're thirty pounds overweight. We're putting you on a diet.

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>>87208940
>You too, Worf. I need you to lose 30 pounds by the end of the month.

>>87205526

>you are now remembering that soft core porn film she did but in the 90s, but with her at this age

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>>87209240
Wait what?

>>87209275

She was a huge slut, did you not know ?

>>87209240
elaborate?

>>87209240
Red Shoe Diaries, iirc

>>87209433
I looked this up and she looks pretty hot desu

>>87209433
>>87209511
Were there many rape gangs?

>>87206971
>thinking sirtis is ugly = butthurt

https://youtu.be/b9QEIa3K8U0

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topwaifu

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>STD will be massively cringe with social issues
I can see it happening friendos

>>87210926
I know right, TNG and DS9 never went in for this social issues shit

>>87211063
I see what you mean, but I just have a really bad feeling about STD. Especially considering the current political and social climate.

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What do you think of John de Lancie's VA work in Starcraft 2?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF_VnWEJNjE

>>87211203
It seems all of the TNG crew do pretty stellar voice work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y1neKU87Uk

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>>87205549
Crusher? I hardly know 'er!

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>It's a 'characters quote famous poem' moment

What is the comfiest episode of TNG and why is it Cause & Effect?

>>87213327
You can say it as many times as you like, it still won't be true

>>87213327
I thought it couldn't get any more comfy but then Frasier of all people show up

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>>87208519
He's the best thing on DS9. I know it's faggot, but I like the ham handed riposts with Pro even in S1.
Just finished the Q episode. Isn't it out of character for him to fawn over some randi archaeologist pirate? Why did he turn her into an old irradiated hag just to turn her back? How much money is 20000 latimum anyway? IIRC quark later sells his bar for just 5k, so that doesn't seem like such a princely sum.
>obrien looks like he's gonna go home and beat his wife, daughter and then his meat

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>>87213402
Not pro but Odo... fucking phone.

>>87213402
Quark's bar is a shithole not worth anything

If Quark had let that guy buy a virus when he worked for his arms-dealing cousin, he'd have made 10 million bars of latinum

>Jake trying to explain why humans don't have money in the future

oh that was awkward

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What was he trying to tell Picard? This has been bugging me my entire life and I demand an answer

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>>87214823

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>>87214953

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*blocks yout path*

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>>87214953

>Captain, there is 47 Klangon warbirds approaching and their phaser banks are charged with photon torpedoes, should I raise shields?
>No Mr Wuff we wouldn't want to provoke them
>Captain they're firing weapons
>No no Mr Worf don't proBOOOOM

Picard is the dumbest captain by leagues. If not for his mary sue plot armor the Enterprise wouldn't have lasted a week under his command.

>>87215568

You're joking but I was watching yesterdays enterprise and it basically went exactly like that

>Klingon ships firing at the Enterprise
>"Hold fire"

The fuck Picard?! FIRE EVERYTHING

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Is Nog's actor just tiny or is he kneeling or something?

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>>87215890
He's tiny

>>87215947
lol

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>>87215694
>tfw no yesterdays enterprise Sisko and O'Brian both drenched in Klingon blood and guts

>>87213376
You could say that they could say it over and over.

>>87215694
but that's what they did, he waited a second to make the ship reach the right position
why can't you people make valid complaints

>>87216409
I don't laugh at the joke, but I do laugh at the posters who don't get the joke.

>>87211115
>there has never been political unrest before <current year>, I'm so concerned!

Stop being a newfag

>>87216669
Seems like he actually fucks up a shot designed to hit all 3 ships at once.

>>87217012
Seems like you are making stuff up now because you got called out.
Also LOL, 5 photon torpedoes against one single ship only did "minor hull damage", yes let's spread them ad make even less damage.

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>>87211063
Just do an episode by episode comparison between STD and all the older Trek shows. It's the only way to objectively rate STD.

It's like, s1 ep.7 DS9, Dax's former self is accused of murder. Extradition hearing held in Quark's bar. Sci-fi concepts of accountability through partial change of self in a symbiont are debated, and the end conclusion is that the real killer was the murdered man's wife- because his wife was having an affair with Dax. Dax didn't speak up in self-defense, and the supposed "Hero" that died wasn't such a great man.

I feel that we KNOW STD won't have nuance. It'll be a SJW yaaassss slaaaayyyy queen bludgeoning of modern social issues, turning opposing viewpoints into strawmen, then being self-congratulatory about it. And it'll think that it'll get away with it because it's all colored up with fancy new special effects, edgy set pieces and, called "Star Trek". Every message that comes out sounds damning-
>"We intentionally put women in leadership roles to counteract Trump"

just fucking shoot me

>Leeta is hyped for the Emissary to perform her wedding ceremony

I forget how big a deal Sisko is to Bajorans in general besides Kira and Winn

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>naomi

YES

>>87216923
This anon described my point far better than me

>>87217087
Here.

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>>87217993
WOULD FUGG

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>>87218331
her mom was better

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>riker, when the uniform tore

>cold open of the Borg getting rekt and then straight to the intro sequence

oh shit nigga wat!

>5 minutes of Janeway filling time with Da Vinci

never mind

Why is Voyager so shit lads? This is the season finale ffs

>>87218331
>retired from acting early
>never became a whore
C U T E

>>87218991
>never became a whore

Anorexia is invariably linked to sexual degeneracy

>>87218643
Because it has a horrible cast.

Janeway is the worst Captain.

Neelix is a thing.

Let me tell you about the Bones of my People.

It also has by far the worst Doctor. That's an accomplishment considering how generic the TNG doctors were. They literally found the most obnoxious guy to play him and then made him as annoying as possible.

Tuvok and Paris are pretty okay though. Harry Kim is like a generic TNG tier character.

Neelix is like a stupid, ugly version of Wesley.

>>87218629
>At this rate, the sector will be completely filled with Riker within three days.

>>87218991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7QWJDz4xLg

>>87219037
>It also has by far the worst Doctor. That's an accomplishment considering how generic the TNG doctors were. They literally found the most obnoxious guy to play him and then made him as annoying as possible.
Look, if people denied your sentience, you'd have a chip on your shoulder, too, ok?

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>>87219113
>>87219025
YAMEROOOOOOOO

>>87219037
Robert Picardo stole the show, only thing that made voyager watchable. Of course the character is annoying and shit but they have to live with that because fucking delta quadrant. He couldn't be NICE, they have to be desperate to spend any fucking time with him in character.

>>87219160
Fuck him, the worst traitor in all Trek history and he always got away with it.

>>87219160
Look, if they wanted him to bitch about his holo-rights every fortnight: they should have at least picked an attractive person to play him with hair and a non grating voice and personality.

>the Breen use organic ships

really?

>>87219207
False

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>>87219106

>>87219313
they picked like one of the top 10 annoying humans to play the character, and his other trek appearances are equally fucking annoying. He's right below gilbert gottfried and wallace shawn.

It's intentional and I love them for it.

>>87219397
He was cool on Stargate

It's a actually an ingenious idea.
Make the doctor as annoying as possible and no one risks getting hurt/sick/wasting medical resources.

>>87219483
He was based on Zimmerman, an engineer (not needing social skills) and all around douche-balloon. His appearance on DS9 showed he was a dick unless he wanted to put his dick in you/Leeta

>>87219375
>riker, on risa
>riker, when the gagh fell

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>>87219566
Riker, his hands wandering

>check to see the quality of this trek thread
>last post is twee riker garbage from literally gay faggot
yeah...

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>>87219629

>>87219548
This always bugged me. If I was a hologram engineer, would I base it on my ugly, balding self, or a smoking hot babe?

>>87219629
I am not gay, I just find the meme funny

>>87219670
He was an egomaniac, he wanted it to be him

>>87219670
it's the future
being ugly and balding has no more stigma attached to it, unless you are Barclay

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>boy it sure sucks being a jr grade lieutenant who cant get laid because i have a bad stutter when i talk to rea people.
>i guess i will have to use my holodeck time pumping the holocounselor again, maybe make her tits bigger this time

Why doesn't Doctor Kenneth/Shmullus have a rank insignia?

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>>87219760
>it's the future
>being ugly and balding has no more stigma attached to it
Good point

>>87219889
>implying Xavier is ugly

>>87219889
Morn is considered a prize on DS9

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>>87219760
>computer, create a girlfriend for me
>*BEEP BEEP* please specify defined parameters for this program, virgin

>>87219889
>dat Vash

hnnnnnnnnnnngh

>>87219836
racism.

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Can somebody write me DataxHatsune Miku fic? Thanks.

>>87220198
I hope to fuck you posted that in the wrong place bitch

>also starring
>Jennifer Lien

Guess she's leaving this season

>>87220198
>Holodeck
>Miku: "Okaeri, masutaa"
>Data: "It's fully functional"
>Miku: "Iie, senpai"
>UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH
>Camera pans to audience
>Main characters are all watching
>Riker to Beverly: "Well, it beats his cat poetry recitals"
>laugh track

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>>87207237
because he was based

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>>87210517
>cucks picard

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>>87220492

>>87220988
You could tell that by the end of TNG that "post-atomic horror" shit from episode 1 was weighing them down

>>87220988
*saves Picard

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I am the arm O'Brien

>>87221107
The episode was shit, but it gave us a recurring plot point - Sisko's baseball

cheeky cunts, making their lazy crap essential watching

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>>87221107
*gets replaced by a tree*

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Neelix saysyou're going back to Missoula, MONTANA!

>Annika

Was 7 of 9 Swedish?

>>87221885
>we could of had eazy-e as chief engineer
man that would of been funny as shit watching this guy on the telly

>>87221972
There's nothing funny watching a man slowly die of aids.

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>>87219037
Neelix and Tuvok interactions were great and sometimes funny.

The Doctor was the best character on VOY.

>>87221972
he should have been a tribal guy and only used weird metaphors to express himself
>Captain, the spirits in the blue coil are howling really hard right now

BF writes the best fics. I try occasionally but they aren't good.

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>>87222041
AIDS was already cured in the 24th century. However niggertry wasn't.

>>87211203
I like his VA work in MLP.

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>>87220492
>Riker to Beverly: "Well, it beats his cat poetry recitals"

Jake: nig

Benjamin: nigger

Grandpa Sisko: niggest

why?

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>>87222579
>>>/pol/

>>87207113
>escapes Sodom and Gamorrah
>gets raped by his own daughters
What did God mean by this?

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Dax is a science officer

Why the fuck is she piloting shit?

DS9
Season 6, episode 1

Following the Dominion assimilation, Dukat is the head of Cardassian government

Why the fuck is he personally present and in charge of Deep Space Nine / Terok Nor?

>>87222764
It was the reward

>>87223002
GUL DUKAT DID, DOES AND WILL DO LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG.

>>87223002
to be closer to that sweet, sweet Bajoran pussy

>>87222917
One of her past hosts was established as an experienced pilot before the Defiant was introduced.

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>>87223288
I suppose. But still, they went out of their way to confirm that Dax =/= Jadzia

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>>87217086
Picard is a worthless incompetent.

>>87223502
So you should relate to him

>>87223610
I can't believe Picard is fucking dead

>>87211203
he's also pretty sweet in quantum conundrum

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>>87223610
>>87223669
I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN BE SOME BLUE SHIRT-WEARING BITCH NIGGA!!!

>>87223795
who wouldn't
especially knowing the alternative

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>>87223795

>>87218331
6/10 or higher..... always fugg

>>87219936
that's because Jadzia is a slut who was ready to bang absolutely everything on this station with the notable exeption of Dr Bashir until she met Worf

>>87223839
>the virgin walk

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>tfw you hate Ferengi

>>87223951
It wasn't just Dax, every woman except Kira on DS9 wanted to be MORNED

>>87223951
>transplant dirty old man's brain into hot young female body
>fucks everything in sight (except sandnigger Bashir)
Colour me shocked.

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>>87224030
>fucks everything in sight (except sandnigger Bashir)
why not Bashir tho, I mean he's quite handsome

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>>87205526
>>87205549
>>87205570
Pulaski (79)

Say what you will, but Diana Muldaur has aged in a way that's usually attributed to the likes of Patrick Stewart: She wasn't YOUNG to begin with and sure didn't look it, but she has hardly changed from then on.

>>87224116
Garak has read up on Federation history and (rightly) doesn't trust the arab man

>>87223839
>when you pass age 25 on 4chan.

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>>87224181
>tfw nearly 30

The grey post-First Contact uniforms are pretty great

Especially if you remove the outer jacket - the coloured shirts alone are fucking sexy

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>>87224343
pic very (homo) related

>>87218643
>>87223795
>>87224209
isnt "nigga" like the coolest word in the english language

>>87224343
I find them a bit too much layered and they lack the simplicity and utilitarian aesthetic of the early DS9/VOY uniforms but they gave a preaty sweet admiral uniform

>>87221771
Annika Hansen. Could be Swedish, could be Danish, could be North German.

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>>87224417
>all me

Weird

>>87224468
you must be really cool
are you a real nigga or just a trek nigga

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>>87224612
i'm a nigga nigga

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>>87223237
>It's a Dukat calls you at 4am to tell you he fucked your mother episode

>>87224660
wow thats really cool nigga

>>87222080
It's amazing that anyone liked the EMH.

You should be sterilized.

I bet you also liked Wesley.

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These uniforms really are sexy as fuck

>>87221771
Actually, she was born in an off-world colony.

>>87225169
A Swedish colony?

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>>87224148
>not wanting Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi to fuck you on a Persian rug in a tent in the middle of the desert while you are screaming out the name of the one true God Allah Praise be to him and his prophet Muhammad in sheer estacy

>>87221885
Worf looks more badass with long hair. Picard has a background in real acting roles like Shakespeare and shit, it has little or nothing to do with him being bald.

>>87225215
Shakespeare was basically the Seth McFarlane of his era

>>87221107
Apparently the writers originally had a leprechaun terrorising O'Brien until colm meaney told them he was really offended by it

>>87224803
wesley was the nigga man
nigga was a smart nigga
that nigga knew whats up nigga

>>87225260
Shit comparison, at least people from that era had to actually learn how to act properly, that's why Piccard is so good, his age also lends authority and credibility to the role of Captain.

>>87225302
Did he also complain about the 6 Gorillion killed in the Potatocaust?

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Reminder that Julian goes for Dax, Leeta, and that qt retarded girl he cured and eventually gets rejected by all of them until eventually he gets with Ezri, but she leaves him and he ends up comatose in Garak's care getting spongebaths from a man who loves him but knows he will never be loved back.

>>87225215
>Shakespeare and shit
thats whats up nigga
>>87225375
piccard was another nigga

>>87223494
True but with the symbiont comes all of the memories and experiences of the past hosts, which includes a lot of their skills as well. For example her ability to speak Klingon comes from previous hosts as well

>>87223002
The moment they took over the station they already had the obstacle of a minefield in front of the wormhole's entrance to deal with which I'm pretty sure Dukat said he would take care of himself

>>87225453
>when Julian comes out of his coma when Garak gives him his teddy bear Kukalala

Everyone's tastes converge, eventually, to all agree that Troi was the hottest woman in all of Trek.

>>87225553
seasons 1 and 2 are such guilty pleasure to me I think this one and the ooga booga abducting Yar are my ironic favorite episodes from TNG

>>87225625
Fake News

>>87225625
you are my nigga

>we do not wish to be Human
>unless you agree with me, you don';t havd the right to choose

Janeway a shit

>>87225627
If it weren't for the very obviously questionable choice of having an all-black alien race dressed up in "Moorish" clothing, it really would've been pretty good episode.

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>>87225572
They both deserve happiness.

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>>87225625
Nah, she was only hot in a couple of instances. Had a cute smile though

>>87226243
shes not shit, shes just insane

>>87225453
so there were actually NOVELS that contained Bashir/Garak-slashfiction. I never knew.

>>87209275
wicked lady
date night
death wish 3

i got these signed by her (she laughed saying i'm naked in these!!)

>>87225205
Why would an Arab own a Persian rug?

>fire Kes

>first time Mulgrew shows any emotion ever

Fucking Voyager

>>87226329
I approve

>>87219037
>considering how generic the TNG doctors were
make a that a singular "doctor" – Pulaski was based!

>>87225453>>87226518
>she laughed

How lewd

>>87226521
I don't think you're asking the most important question about the sex fantasies of a deprived dirty fudoshin woman

>>87218565
ripped right through her perineum.

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>>87218331
>>87217993
I'd rather have "Molly O'Brien"

>>87226627
nigga what

>>87210517
It took me some years of life experience to realize that she was the hottest character in the entirety of Star Trek.

>>87226684
those horns, man.

friendship ended with Kes

now
Seven
is my
best
friend

>>87226656
nonce

>>87226656
you are also my nigga
thats whats up nigga

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Is there a better one-off character in all of Trek?

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>>87226656
>>87226817

>be Colm Meaney
>be at boring-ass convention
>they still mispronounce my name. FML
>hear unfamiliar voice exclaim "Hello daddy!" from stage entrance
>see 20 yo Asian qt
>remember
>feels good, man

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>>87226861
>>87226656

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>>87226837
>Is there a better one-off character in all of Trek?

Yes, actually

>>87226837
DS9 actually had a couple of those – especially in its first season. The bajoran dude on that moon who talked like Johnny Cash, for example.

But TNG also was fairly great in that regard. For example that extremely powerful guy who lived on a deserted planet with his resurrected wife after having wiped out an enire alien civilization.

>>87226994
>The bajoran dude on that moon who talked like Johnny Cash, for example.

Fuck that guy

>>87226994
> first season
first seasonS, actually.

>it's a Sisko distract the entire senior staff from its duty on a key space station in the middle of the most brutal war in the federation's history just because he want to play baseball and stick it to an academy rival episode

>>87226949
lol, yeah willy boy

>>87226994
>commits genocide with a thought
>Enterprise just let him be
>Federation never even check up on him

Personally, I'd consider him a security risk at best, maybe even an asset against the Dominion

Leaving him unchecked is foolish

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>>87227078

>>87226911
What's with azns and that weird winky tongue-out face? It's not cute or sexy. It just looks awkward and dumb.

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>tfw the crystalline entity cock blocks you from banging a qt settler sloot

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>>87226994
Bajoran sovereign qt

>>87222764
God meant nothing. He allowed it because they were surrounded animals and subhuman trash. That way their children would not be the result of being unevenly yoked.

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>>87227263

>>87227300
>>87227263
CHARACTERS! Not qts.

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>>87225205
>mfw Nana Visitor actually did this

>>87227409
and it produced an offspring whose godfather is Andrew Robinson also known as Garak

Which TNG character had the filthiest, most degenerate holodeck programs?

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>>87227409
>>87227526
Threadly reminder condoms are makruh.

>>87227153
The question you should be asking is why do all girls make retarded faces nearly every time they pose for photos? It's not cute, funny, or endearing. It makes me want to end their life slowly and painfully.

>>87225625
I agree as far as main cast goes but there have been plenty of guest characters that were just as bootyful or even more so.

>>87227297
>God dindu nuffin
Wtf I love Buddha naow

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>>87227976

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>>87205442
The traveller was such an awesome character

>>87229470
isn't that the space pedo that took Wesley into his basement dimension or something like that?

>>87229533
I've only seen his first apperance, haven't finished watching TNG yet, I hope he doesn't turn to shit, I just really like his particular powers and the fact that they took the Enterprise like hundreds of light years deep into space where thoughts of the crew become manifest in reality.

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wtf I love the '60s now

>>87229676
They truly were a different time.

>>87226518
She's not in Death Wish 3

new bread before this dies

>>87230092
>>87230092
>>87230092

>>87224123
lmao still has that same old smug look on her face.