LITTLE

>>87199388
>HEY KIDS REMEMBER THE ASSAULT ON HOTH ???? REMEMBER HUH HUH HUH!!!! ????!!!

>biggerrer and betterer

Yet somehow RLM will give this a positive review anyway because it's disney

It's literally another glib facsimile

LOL

I like how the bigger ones have robot beards because they're bigger and older.

>bigger death star
>bigger at-at walkers

its like poetry it sort of rhymes

>>87199648
the original is older

Here's my deal.

The AT-M6 drops giant mines that roll off it's back. You can actually see them in the OP pic. It's almost like it's taking a dump as it walks, kinda like a horse.

Damn where are the remnants of the empire building all this giant shit?

>>87199946

This, these guys are a remnamt of the empire and a fraction of their power yet so far everything seems to be even more impressive than the empire

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>>87199946

My head canon is that Sheev was actually telling the truth here. Dark side users can act as batteries.

It explains where they get the resources for this, also its funny to imagine the emperor putting in work all day as a battery

>>87199388
Bigger is better

>>87200001
I'd believe it if this scene will be a huge show of force and this is supposed to be a majority of the entire military. That'd be kinda hard to believe after the whole "we turned a planet into a death star" thing though.

do robots in SW universe age?

>>87199424
How did a fucking video game come up with more original ideas?

>>87199388
Lets just make everything bigger even though it won't be any more effective.

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AHAHAHAHAHAH

>>87199388
>>87199424
>>87201905
I'm so glad I don't give a shit about SW anymore.

The TIE Fighter game had a better plot than everything Star Wars related post-1983

>>87199575
I was everything I wanted Star Wars to be. Thank god its not a prequel. *rich laughter*

It isn't even december yet OP

>>87199388
Looks like a good ESB videogame. oh what that's a movie, and that's not ESB...

>>87199388
I like it.

THIS ISNT YOUR DADS ATATs KIDDO

WOAH SO HARDCORE IM SWOONING IRL RIGHT NOW

>>87203131
Die, lemming.

>>87203137
girl wood by these new at ats

>>87199388
What's up with the binded tie-fighters in the background?

>>87203275
it's called perspective

>>87202013
fucking really?

>>87200001
>>87199946
Original Empire had barely 20 years, this one had another 30 on top of what remained of the old Empire. This is completely believable, especially given the fact that the First Order isn't a remnant or a fraction, but still about 3/4ths of what the Empire used to be.

BUY THE FUCKING TOYS NERDLINGER

>>87205845
>3/4ths
So after blowing up DS2 killing Palp, Mon Mothma disbanded 90% of the army instead of keeping the push against the Imperials?
What kind of retardation did she have?

>>87199755
>>87199946
>>87200001
>>87201819
sheeve discovered a dark presence in a remote part of space which happens to be snokes, snokes has wealth beyond anyones imagination. funds sheeve overthrow of the republic and sets up the emipre. snokes has a backup plan plus a surplus army and weapons knowing sheeve will be destroyed. first order forms from remnants and factions from destroyed empire. but is snokes the big baddie or is there someone else. the last jedi?

Wait so is Darth Vader going to be in the new one or no? I keep seeing him in lots of things

>>87206020
no thats dark porgus da turd

>>87205881
>What kind of retardation did she have?

Well this happened with Germany after WW1. They just left them be, even though better strategy would have been occupation of Berlin. Because of that they though that the defeat was unnecessarily ... therefore WW2

>>87199946
>>87200001
Dude turn your brain off LMAO

>>87202879
I guess you didn't play the knights of the old republic games

I rarely go to the cinema but I went and saw TFA. I won't be watching this. Do you guys plan to go and see it?

>>87206118
they didn't disband their fucking armies

>>87205845
>but still about 3/4ths of what the Empire used to be.

Really? They continuously described it as an "off shoot" of the Empire. It just feels like lazy shit writing. There is absolutely no reason for 'the resistance' being dwarfed in strength by the new empire.

>>87206118
i thought it was austria that caused WW1

>>87199424
more like
>hey 30-50 year old nerds

>>87199575
The only ones hating on the Disney Star Wars movies are prequel fanboys payed off by Disney.
t. Mike Stoklasa

>>87206414
That's not a real quote... right?

>>87199388
why the fuck have they made the big AT-AT walkers behave like gorillas?

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION

>>87199388
I like it...

>>87206493
not verbatim but in the TFA plinkett review he insinuates that the people who have "newfound love for the prequels" are paid disney shills.

>>87205985
>in nucanon Emperor was someones bitch the whole time
I hate disney

>>87206538
Lol why would they do that? That isn't going to stop people critisizing TFA.

>>87206493
>>87206538
He insinuates that the recent deluge of articles trying to defend the prequels, suspiciously just before the new movies comes out, are probably paid.
He never said anyone that hates on the new ones are shills by any means. Why the fuck would Disney pay people to hate their own movies?

>>87206563
not saying sheeve was someones bitch but by the way things are turning out is that we dont know who is/was the actual guy behind everything happening. sith/darkside users we never know whos in charge

>>87206782

>Nu Wars villain is BIGGER and EVILER SUPER EMPEROR behind everything.

Given the Death Planet, three-blade lightsaber and OP's pic, this wouldn't surprise me in the least.

>>87206782
Trash. In the trash it goes. I hate nucanon, I hate Disney.

>>87206836
>Given the Death Planet,
> bigger than death star
???

>>87206916

>Shoots like four or five planet-killing lasers at once.
>Kills a sun/star/whatever to power itself.

Plus I always assumed it was bigger, just given that it's a planet with enough mass for regular looking gravity.

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>>87199388

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BIG

>>87206916
They literally show them side by side in TFA to make the point of the Starkiller base being BIGGER!

Star wars video games have done more for the IP than these shitty new movies.

>>87206951
but it was bigger then both death stars. they even showed a comparison in TFA

>>87206510
Star wars after getting disneyfied totally lost the connection to real war mashines.

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>>87202013
Pretty pathetic sized ship to be honest.

>rebel battleship named Equality

OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHA

>>87199575
Have you not seen their Nerd Crew videos? They've massively turned on nu-Star Wars since Rogue One and so have I desu. I actually like TFA but all the promo for this (combined with Rogue One) is looking to lead up to a terrible film.

>make giant armored walker
>expose the tendons on its ankles


Pottery

>>87206981
Literally an old forum joke desu

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>>87202013

>>87199388
MONKEY

>>87205845
>Original Empire had barely 20 years, this one had another 30

20 years with complete power not 20 years building in secrecy with limited resources

>>87206951
>>87206997
I'm going by the name. unless I'm mistaken there no planet bigger than a star.

>>87205845
This person's opinion is shit. Ignore.

>>87207305

As far as physical size goes, stars can definitely be smaller than planets, though they will always have considerably more mass.

>>87206118
It was pretty much the opposite (treaty of Versailles). Germany had to forfeit a lot of land, disband its armies and shrink its military down, and of course agree to impossible reparation payments that crippled its economy. Extremely punitive peace conditions that left it worse off than after WW2 and that were already heavily criticized by some on the allied side when they were drawn up. The former German state (German Empire) was also gone. The question as to who bore the most guilt for the outbreak of war wasn't clear cut and the military situation at the end was far less decisive, so Germany had hoped for reasonable peace conditions, but was instead forced into a state of poverty. Thus the "peace" treaty was viewed as draconian, like an economical occupation.

>>87207223
SEE

>>87207069
pls tell me they don't

>>87207436
lol i was just reading on the first world war and it seems that everyone in power were related. so this was a big family dispute

>>87199388
Wow it has SO MANY TIE FIGHTERS! I don't think we've seen so many before in Star Wars!

>>87207436
>Extremely punitive peace conditions that left it worse off than after WW2
No. You are factually and demonstrably wrong and I ask you to come to /his/ and discuss the topic.