Do Americans really do this?

yeah toilets and clean facilities are common in our country rajmeet

>>87197695
If Americans are so clean and civilized then why don't they use bidets?

>>87197741
we have an abundance of timber-based products, so produly using toilet tissue for comforting wipes and clean bottoms is, i dare say, a national pastime

>>87197741
The better question is, why do they wear shoes inside while claiming to value hygiene.

>>87197860
We drive everywhere and do little walking.

>>87197840
>toilet tissue
>clean bottoms

Smearing shit from your ass with dead trees is better than nothing but it's categorically inferior to a bidet.

>>87197840
>not using superior wet-wipes

>>87197960
you must be fun at parties

>>87197898
>being this dense

>>87197741
>bidets
>>87197960
>bidet.
How to spot a muslim.

>>87198101
Whatever, shit-smearer.

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>>87197654
yeah but usually at walmart

>>87198153
K, Blower-Upper

As an American, I will admit toilet paper is fucking useless. After one shit of the day my ass is fucking horrendous. I pray every morning I can expel all my shit before my morning shower. And I eat a lot of fiber, my shits are pretty fucking healthy too. I wish bidets were socially acceptable. They just aren't available to us.

>>87198179
This isn't even a good photoshop. Now take your toilet water cup and dip your fingers in it and call it a "bidet" when you stick your bare fingers up your ass.

>>87198286
how about I dip my fingers in your mom again fgt

>>87197860
Do people really wear shoes in their homes all the time? Honestly I rarely wear shoes even when I go outside, the concept baffles me.

>>87198327
Not in civilized countries, no.

>>87198274
I'm telling you man
W E T

I

P

E

S

>>87198354
why would you want a moist ass with watery shit smeared all over your asshole by wiping with wet wipes. also the smell would be horrendous

>>87197654
one the funniest snl bits involves this scene

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/talk-show/2868171?snl=1

>>87198390
Wet doesn't mean dripping wet, dumb-dumb. They're moist (because rubbing dry paper on feces just smears it) but they don't leave moisture behind.
And there's no smell unless you're shit is already horrible smelling. It's literally just a piece of moist cloth.

>>87198390
>claims to be American
>uses horrendous twice in two posts
lol k

>>87198438
>they don't leave moisture behind
Well this is just a lie

Europeans are so weird. like, europe is somewhere between the US and a third world shithole. this isn't a matter of opinion or up for debate, anyone who has been to both places knows it. (aside from nigger infested areas obvoiusly, but that's another topic,and if you are white and go there you are retarded anyway). what i don't get is why people from europe act so hard like where they live is just as good/better then the US, instead of trying to figure out how to make it more like the US. and indeed, not that the average person made this decision but they are importing a billion brown people to make it even worse. the few places in europe that are as good as the US are quickly turning to shit. you guys had a good thing, the closest thing to america in the world, and you act like , "hurr america is dumb and fat hurr durr" then import a million brown people to make it even worse. What the fuck gives?

at least most americans know that importing a bunch of mexicans is going to fuck our shit, and we quarantine our black people in their own areas. get your shit together europe before you talk shit

>>87198508
O B S E S S E D

>>87198390
that was my only post in this thread so far you incredible faggot

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>>87198508
>we quarantine our black people in their own areas
You mean like the white house?

>>87198573
boom roasted

>>87198569
you can wipe your ass clean with a dry piece of toilet paper. a wet wipe will leave a moist residue inside of your asshole with watery shit still there. it will not absorb all of the feces. your asshole will be moist with wet shit.

of course, i'm sure you europeans are a-ok with that since it'll lube your asshole for Muhammads dick

>>87198438
>>87198569
my problem is wet wipes aren't flushable. I don't need to snake out my sewer once a year because they don't disintegrate in the line.

wet wipes aren't flushable, you're just going to leave shit rags out all day or you're going to go out to the garbage every time you crap?

>>87198657
This, idk how euros do it with wet splashing shit all over their asses
>>87198668
wetwipes are totally flushable though. What kind of drain do you have? wtf nigger, just flush it.

>>87198707
>>87198668
>not having a garbage can in every bathroom anyway

>>87198657
>water
>functioning as lube
t. virgin :^)

>>87198573
hey man black people are a problem here, there is no question about that. we fucked up, and if we had sent them back like we should have it would be a literal paradise. but we didn't, and still the US is on average much much better to live in then europe, especially now that most of your cities are basically iran. i get you defending your home, and if i got kicked out of the states i would want to move to europe over any other place on earth. but the united states is better in every way, by a long shot,

I just don't get why you guys wouldn't use your energy to fix your shit instead of trying to trash talk america. you aren't far off from being as good as here, and if you hadn't fucked up and imported a bunch of shitskins(giving yourself a similar problem as here, except you don't have 200 years of experience dealing with it) you could have even had a better places to live then here with some doing.

>>87198741
that doesn't solve anything

>>87198741
>throwing away feces covered rags in a garbage can so it can stink up the fucking bathroom for hours

Chinese fucks do this and its fucking disgusting. What the fuck is wrong with you.

t. work at a chinese restaurant

>>87198725
No they aren't if you care about the environment.

>>87198766
The difference is that Europe is a continent and not a country. There are plenty of places in europe which are much better off than the US.

>>87198773
>having smelly poop
You have problems m8

>>87198725
>wetwipes are totally flushable though
actually no, they are not.
>>87198741
that sounds disgusting

I've tried wet wipes. they mostly work, you have to dry off with normal TP afterwards. but they don't really flush

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wupZZ5620FAwell.

>>87198827
It only smellz...

>>87198390
>use TP to get the main mess
>use wet wipe to get any bits and that clean feeling
>use TP again to dry and not feel like you have a wet asshole
its not that hard to do guys, this is my routine during the week. on weekend i just take a shower after every shit

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>character is american
>he wears clothing while shitting

>>87198800
>There are plenty of places in europe which are much better off than the US.

the best places in europe are what i was referring to when i said you guys were close to as good as here. the good places in the US make the good places there look like 19th century throwback. Where you have all white paradise places stuck in the early 1930's, we have all white paradise's that are fully modern. again, the fact you have all white paradises is pretty good, not many places have that. but don't even try and compare, the US is the best in the world by far.

>>87198963
>character is american
>he shits in the toilet rather than the shower
fucking barbarians

>>87197741
if you need a bidet to clean your ass then you need to change your diet.

>>87198980
>this level of delusion
Wew

>>87198958
>takes a shower after every shit

bait or not youre a clean-cuck

>>87199010
He's right you know

Eurofags have 0 self awareness

>>87199054
>this level of delusion
Wew

>>87199027
no, i just have a very hairy asshole, imagine a full blown afro on some basketball american growing out of your asshole, thats mine. shower is the only way i can feel clean after i unload

>>87199054
>he
Yeah, I'm sure it's totally somebody else you doublespacing redditor. ;^)

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>>87197654
Fuck this movie used to be on cable in the mid 90s all the fucking time. I cackled to this scene more than once as a young tot. Also when they kill the gangster guy with spicy food at a diner...

>>87197987
You like the feeling of having your ass wet?

>>87197741
>bidets
This not being used in the United States is one of the more obvious examples of my country being "too proud" even when something is a good idea. Used it when overseas, and it's wonderful.

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>>87197654
Yes, Pajeet...and not just the americans, most people in the world poo in the loo. You can too !

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im not sure if this is a thing only in non-white households but while i dont have a bidet, i do wet the toilet paper using the faucet and wipe my ass to maximize the amount of poop i get off my asshole.

I used to think everyone did this but I guess white americans don't for the most part.

very weird.

>>87199111
Shave your hole, bro.

>>87202155
Thanks, Uncle Tom.

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>>87202272
>putting the toilet paper roll that way

I heard that americans stand up to wipe. do americans really do that?

>>87197654
Yea

>>87198179
SHART

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>>87202249

Does anyone else use a little foot stool when they're pooping to simulate squatting for a better poop? Got one when i was like 14 for my dads hemmerhoids and since moving out i can't live without it, yet can't find one the right height and dimensions.

>>87202352
IN

>>87197654
Yes, we shit frequently in toilet

>>87202294
some people baka

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>>87203333
QUADS OF TRUTH

>>87202403
no but i understand why people would do this. i am not a manlet so i can just rest my torso on my legs.

>>87198153
you just have diluted shit water all over you

no wonder you stink

>>87198101
Americans really love being covered in shit, for some strange reason. Muslims wipe with their hand but you know it's bad when some 60 IQ shartclap burger is attributing superior methods of cleaning our shitter to dirty Arabs.

>>87203333
It's about time they shut off that filter smhtbhfam

>>87203765
>shartclap burger

>how to spot a triggered shitskin

>>87198573
Fucking savage
>>87198766
America would have never been a "paradise" because the American mindset is one of pure stupidity. Your country is a breeding ground for ignorance. Your white population isn't the ubermensch of productive and industrious super-humans you probably think they are, they are the same as the fat-fuck mestizo and the fat-fuck black population only they commit less crime. You are all stupid as fuck, your education is appalling, you are a nation of people pumped full of HFCS, fast food and reality TV that are too complacent to do anything except sit there consuming and breeding and watching the days pass by.

You faggots talk so much about how you have a proud gun culture and no gubmint will ever step on you but you've been sold out to the third world in labour and industry and are being dispossessed and replaced by hordes of migrant workers by the very same government, you're being spied on, tracked and logged by the CIA and NSA that at least had the courtesy to boldly lie to the American public's face, and you don't do anything about it. I love it when burgers talk about how their guns will protect them from government tyranny, as the IRS continues to rape you in your rotund hamgalaxy of a fucking ass and you don't lift a finger to do anything about it. Every yank I've ever met has been one seriously stupid motherfucker and I hate your nation.

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>>87197654
You must be the one, leaking everyone's secrets on the State side!?!?!?

>>87200383
It's refreshing. And it cleans better.

>>87197741
gay

>>87200403
Fuck you. The friction of paper is far superior to the friction of water sliding the shit around your ass like a lazy fat faggot. The left over paper balls act as absorbance for rectal leakage as well so it has a double use. Bidets are a fucking illusion by eurojews who want to sell you an expensive toilet.

>>87205807
You can set up a bidet on your regular american toilet for like 10$.

>>87205976
fuck off eurokike
I'm on to you

>>87198751
Projecting

>>87205807

>left over paper balls

you just leave those in your ass? what are you a monkey? finish the job you dirty weirdo

>>87202329
I do. Fight me.

>>87197654
how can we even act surprised by yanks anymore

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>>87197741
>Americans
>civilized
>when their cities are worse than fucking 3rd word warzones

>>87200403
same for me, but now i just jump in the shower and clean off after wiping, bidet's don't have enough spray area and it's difficult to use soap

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>>87207389
?

>not spiking your friend's drink with laxatives
what do you do for april fools you yuropoor prancing lala homo man?

>>87207315
Detroit is a black city smart guy.

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>>87207408
>being this fucking stupid
Baghdad literally has weekly terrorist attacks.

>>87207429
see
>>87207408
and delete your post like the last guy, cleetus

>>87207454
And yet it's safer than an American city and you are probably less likely to die from violent means.
Really makes you think,doesn't it.

>>87207315
>>87207408
interesting how you hide the ethnic make up in the first pic. Oh and btw, you yourself point out 23% of the population is black. Who do you think it is mugging and stealing things? Statistically speaking its them.

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>>87207454
And America has daily shootings, Yebediah Mcsharty.

But please, keep popping that zoloft and act like all i fine and dandy in murderville.

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>>87207492
it's not though. And you have to make distinctions between white American and black American. We all already know how unsafe black cities are.

>>87198707
I had a roommate that threw the normal, dry toilet papel to the bathroom garbage bin instead of flushing it. The faggot didn't bother to empty the bin once in a while.

>>87207536
and who is responsible for those shootings? I guess dindu gun crime is the fault of white americans, right?

>>87207459
see >>87207454
and do us a favour and kill yourself.

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>>87207454
>>87207429
>>87207493
>muh blacks

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>>87207621
indeed. What's the matter, did the stats make you cry?

>>87207562
>comparing arrest rates to actual murder rates
So this is the power of American education.

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>AYO I'M BLACK ACCORDING TO DEM RETARDS ON TEEVU

>>87207657
did you ignore the rest of my posts?
>>87207656
>>87207562

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>>87207670
>white supremacists are the real danger!

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>AYO WERE MAH BIG GUYS AT

>>87207688
No, I was busy making fun of you posting a picture in which you post arrest rates (not actual conviction rates) and compare them to actual conviction rates.
Is it really that hard to read those infographics before you save and post them online?

>>87207712
Nice meme statistics cumskin

Something I've always be curious about.
In most movies (and some internet junk as well), americans usually take like an hour to poop, and that's when it doesn't end up being "explosive diarrhea".
Is that normal for of you guys? I usually drop my brick in less than 3 minutes and I'm done.

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>>87207712
>2010 statistics

>>87207730
you do realise that arrest statistics are pretty valuable as well? And I then proceeded to post murder rates as well. What's the issue?
>>87207752
>Nice meme statistics cumskin
He says, whilst failing to produce any stats of his own. Mental midget.

Europeans sure do spend a lot of time thinking about the United States.

>>87207791
Here's an updates list for US only faggot

Since 2000 in the US:

Islamic extremist attacks:
• 2001 New York City: 2977 dead, 6000+ injured
• 2001 Chicago: 0 dead, 1 injured
• 2002 Los Angeles: 2 dead, 4 injured
• 2002 Beltway: 17 dead, 10 injured
• 2006 Chapel Hill: 0 dead, 9 injured
• 2006 Seattle Jewish Federation “””Hate Crime”””: 1 death, 5 injured
• 2009 Arkansas: 1 death, 1 injured
• 2009 Killeen: 13 dead, 32 injured
• 2009 Detroit: 0 dead, 2 injured
• 2013 Boston: 5 dead, 280 injured
• 2014 Seattle (both): 3 dead, 0 injured
• 2014 West Orange: 1 death, 0 injured
• 2014 Moore, Oklahoma: 1 death, 1 injured
• 2014 New York City: 0 dead, 3 injured
• 2015 Garland: 0 dead, 1 injured
• 2015 Chattanooga: 5 dead, 2 injured
• 2015 Merced: 0 dead, 4 injured
• 2015 San Bernardino: 14 dead, 24 injured
• 2016 Philadelphia: 0 dead, 1 injured
• 2016 Orlando: 49 dead, 53 injured
• 2016 Roanoke: 0 dead, 2 injured
• 2016 St Cloud: 0 dead, 10 injured
• 2016 New York City & New Jersey: 0 dead, 34 injured
• 2016 Columbus: 0 dead, 13 injured
• 2017 Fresno: 4 dead, 0 injured
• 2017 Flint: 0 dead, 1 injured
Total: 116 deaths, 493 injuries, excluding 9/11. Including 9/11: 3093 deaths, 6493+ injuries

Right-wing extremist and white-supremacist attacks:
• 2008 Knoxville: 2 dead, 6 injured
• 2009 DC: 1 death, 1 injured
• 2012 Oak Creek: 6 dead, 4 injured
• 2014 Overland Park: 3 dead, 0 injured
• 2015 Charleston: 9 dead, 1 injured
• 2017 New York City: 1 death, 0 injured
• 2017 Bloomington: 0 dead, 0 injured
• 2017 Charlottesville: 1 death, 19 injured

Total: 23 deaths, 31 injuries

>>87197987
jeezus how often are your pipes clogged?

>>87207843
skidmark king detected

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>>87207819
>be murilard
>spend everyday making germany, sweden, etc hate threads on /pol/ or go on about it on /int/
>a few posts in a thread triggers them to think about "muh yuropoors"
>then proceed to go to walmart and shart or attack a black community church and cry about "muh white extinction"

>>87207826
>Counting the Orlando gay club shooting as an Islamic attack.

Get your padded meme statistics >>out

>>87207801
Are you daft? Arrest statistics are not the same as murder rates.
For once, a person that has been arrested has not been convicted yet.
Even worse, you should see what's included in the criteria of the UNODC. They for example include suicides, medically assisted suicides and deaths resulting from self defense. All of those are probably not included in the murder arrest rates of the US, so your "white" US would probably fare worse than any of the countries.
You are comparing numbers that can't and shouldn't be compared.

>>87207989
meme stats? I made that list myself. And yes the Orlando guy was a Muslim who hated gays. Is that all you have to come at me with? Weak, disappointing.

>>87208021
So why don't you count every Christian that's killed someone as a Christian attack??

Just because he was Muslim and he hated gays doesn't mean it was an Islamic terror attack. He didn't do it in the name of Islam he did it because he was a bigot. Important distinction brainlet.

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>>87207826
nice sources, Donald

https://apps.revealnews.org/homegrown-terror/

>>87208012
obviously arrest stats are not the same as murder rates, I said they're valuable, ie meaning they're valuable in assessing criminality amongst a group. And one of the sections was arrested for suspected murder and manslaughter. Are you seriously arguing that that stat is completely useless to this discussion?
>You are comparing numbers that can't and shouldn't be compared.
What numbers exactly am I comparing? That pic compares arrest rates amongst whites and arrest rates amongst blacks. It's not like it's comparing arrest rates amongst blacks vs murder rates of whites or something like that. And like I said, i then posted two pics that show the murder rate is higher amongst blacks as well as the arrest rate. The only reason I'm posting this is because some guy is trying to claim the US is a very dangerous place, and I'm claiming that only black cities are particularly dangerous (ON AVERAGE). Made apparent by this pic >>87207562

>>87198508
Jesus fuck, Your grammar is dreadful man. Your education system is clearly inferior from this post alone.

>>87208062
Christians who kill because they're motivated by their religion to kill are included under Christian terrorism. Or at least they should be.

>>87208074
Hahaha your argument is some random article saying that there are most white terrorist INCIDENTS than Muslim in the US?
>The numbers don't lie
Hahahah what a fucking joke. "Incidents" how about deaths? I have literally provided you with a list of terrorist attacks, where are these incidents? Why are they not present? How many deaths were there, how many injuries? Does spray painting "Fuck Muslims" count as a terrorist incident?

>>87198327

Americans, spanish and the dutch wear shoes indoors.

>>87208112
>I said they're valuable
Yeah, now that someone caught you deliberately misinterpreting data you change your entire MO. You're young, you don't need to be spamming crime stats every day of your life.

>>87197654

americans dont have consistent poo, i was in usa for 3 weeks and everytime i went to a public toiletstall you can hear men having unconsistent poo. there was always the sound of the combination of fluids gas and clumbs of shit comming out of the anus falling in the toiletwater. mee to had problems with diahreea. eating eggs every morning since there is nothing else to order, and everything with fries burgers and steaks for dinner.

>>87208062
and also see this:
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/08/world/europe/syrian-accused-of-working-for-isis-news-agency-is-arrested-in-germany.html?_r=0

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>Heil mein kamraden, I am here for the rally and defend the White race. No dirty darkie is gonna stick his dick inside a white woman as long as I have these beautiful and pure Aryan looks.

I have a great fear of toilets I haven't used before. The thought of there being pipes under the rim and in the bowl, and them being near my genitals is terrifying. I'm struggling to explain exactly why its scary, but it is. Am I alone here? And no, im not Indian

>>87208264
why does he hold up a glass of milk?

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>>87208203
>where are these incidents? Why are they not present?
You can easily search each and everyone with the link I posted, Bubba.

>>87208112
Firstly, comparing the numbers you got on that infographic to Europe is complete bullshit. As I said, the UNODC does not measure the same as the FBI statistics.
Secondly, even if you would compare them properly, the "white" US would be worse off than any other European country.
This whole infographic is sloppily made and it triggers me beyond belief that someone with half a brain (and hopefully a little understanding of statistics) would post it and claim "S-see, the US would be just as safe as those European countries if it weren't for those pesky blacks!".
Even worse, you can't just "divide" the total population number like that and pretend it's in any way representative.

>>87208231
I did say they're valuable though. That was literally in my response to you.
>you're young, you don't need to be spamming crime stats every day of your life.
Does me spamming crime stats make you feel bad or something? Do you feel bad at me exposing the racial aspect of crime in the US? What's the issue here? You have no argument.

"deliberately misinterpreting data" This person claimed that crime was higher in the US than Baghdad, I posted arrest data showing something else. Crime, may I add, not just murder. I don't see how it's that much of an issue that it's the arrests only and not conviction, if you have any conviction data I'd be happy to use it in the future. And unless you're claiming that arrests have zero correlation with crimes committed and conviction then I stand by my claim that the data is valuable.

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>>87208336

>>87208336
Just like I predicted, the attacks mostly have zero deaths and zero injuries, and are often failed plots.

>>87208338
>I did say they're valuable though
AFTER you got caught misinterpreting data. Right before that you were deliberately trying to pass them off murder stats.

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>we must secure the existence of our fast food chains and diabetes for our children

>oh look
>another eu vs na thread
>remembers that eu is literally imploding because of ahmed
>continues to eat my bruger and moves on

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>>87208380

>>87197741
bidets get outperformed by fucking wet wipes

why anyone would get a bidet is fucking beyond me, what a waste of money

>>87208062
[citation needed]

>>87208337
I don't understand. What's wrong with the comparison? "As I said, the UNODC does not measure the same as the FBI statistics." How so? It's just comparing murder rates. Not trying to be an arse, I'm genuinely interested. If you prove to be the infographic is wrong I won't use it, I only want to use data that is correct.

>>87208373
What? No I wasn't, I NEVER claimed that, I posted that in response to the crime stats, not specifically murder, and then immediately followed it up with infographics on murder stats.

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>>87208478

>>87208501
>defending tiki-torch normies

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>WITH THE HELP OF OUR TOTALLY WHITE CULTURAL INFLUENCED TIKI-TORCHES AND LOUD YELLING WE WILL DEFEND OUR RACIST STATUES THAT GOT DESTROYED ANYWAYS
>WHITE RACE SECURED

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>>87208524
it's just not fair

she fucking won

>>87208524
nothing wrong with torches. The guys with the Nazi flags were probably FBI larpers though tb h

>>87200383
Been using wet wipes recently. Just use a few and then finish with tp.

>>87208428
Don't use it if you don't understand why it's dumb as fuck to compare apples (ACTUAL homicides) to pears (ARREST rates).
Don't use it if you don't understand that white population structure may be very different from black population structure and what effect that may have on the numbers.
Even better, don't post infographics at all. They are usually made by idiots who go by the principle of "huh, this data kinda matches and I have numbers so it must be true!" without understanding the first thing about the pitfalls of statistics.

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>>87208656
i love watching butthurt lefturds as their mental illness unfolds

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>>87203833

You know. You are not wrong and I actually agree with you.


But, fuck you buddy. Just remember we may suck but we are still better than you

>>87208656
>Don't use it if you don't understand why it's dumb as fuck to compare apples (ACTUAL homicides) to pears (ARREST rates).
Ahh yes, I see, you should've pointed out that this image>>87207562
is using US arrests for murder rates, rather than convictions. I thought you were talking about a different pic (>>87207454) You could've just said that earlier ya know, I did say I'm willing to listen and don't want to use incorrect data.
>Don't use it if you don't understand that white population structure may be very different from black population structure and what effect that may have on the numbers.
Don't see how that's relevant.
>Even better, don't post infographics at all. They are usually made by idiots who go by the principle of "huh, this data kinda matches and I have numbers so it must be true!" without understanding the first thing about the pitfalls of statistics.
Some of them are pretty useful at quickly dispelling information.

>>87198508
>He hasn't seen the Texan population by race now a days

>>87198508
This man's got it.

>>87208748
>Don't see how that's relevant
As I said, don't use infographics.
>Some of them are pretty useful at quickly dispelling information.
Shitty information that's often poorly sourced and backed up with data that's either completely outdated or just plain wrong.

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>>87208847
>dont use infographics

*blocks your path*

>>87208847
>Shitty information that's often poorly sourced and backed up with data that's either completely outdated or just plain wrong.
Sometimes yes, but often no. I've seen well sourced infographics before.

>>87208291
they think it represents being white because 80% of blacks and Asians cannot digest lactose

>>87208939
Just because there's a small number behind another number that refers to something doesn't mean it's a good source. Or sourced well.

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>>87197654
>starts a civil and polite discussion about shitting and wiping your ass
>ends up as another /pol shitposting contest
It's like pottery

>>87208847
would you say this is a good source then?

https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2013/crime-in-the-u.s.-2013/offenses-known-to-law-enforcement/expanded-homicide/expanded_homicide_data_table_6_murder_race_and_sex_of_vicitm_by_race_and_sex_of_offender_2013.xls

It says murder rate, not arrest, so I'm guessing it's good.

>>87209041
well if the sources they refer to are legitimate and accurate, then they're well sourced. If the sources are crap or unrelated, then yeh you're correct.

>>87209080
Alright, let me source something for you.
Storks deliver babies since there is a strong correltation between birth rates and breeding stork pairs(1).
(1) http://robertmatthews.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/RM-storks-paper.pdf
There, a perfect source, I mean it's even in a book about statistics so my claim must be true!

>>87209052
You should really read up on cancer rates and why you rarely find them as "raw" data but always age adjusted. Maybe that would help you understand my point about simply dividing a population.

>>87209346
lol yes I know correlation =/= causation. But sometimes it does. Not always, but sometimes.
I'll have a look at cancer rates.

>>87208213
Really depends on which part of the US you're in. Remember that the United States is a very big country with multitudes of different American Cultures. Up here in the Upper Midwest we take our shows off in peoples houses. Lots of snow in the winter and mud in the springtime, fall. We don't like spreading that around our or our friends homes. So we take them shits off at the front door.

>>87209429
The point is that if you don't use your head while looking for sources you get shit like the common /pol/ infographics and you might use data that's completely unusable.

>>87202457
MART

>>87208409
Use both

bidets do the heavy lifting so you don't have to use any many wipes, which are more expensive than the bidet in the long run and are bad for your septic tank if you flush too many at a time.

Sometimes I need like 8 wipes and I wonder what I ate to deserve that.

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>>87198508
>pay more for healthcare
>have a lower life expectancy than Western Europe, Canada, Australia and parts of South America
>talk shit about Europe
Americans are funny

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>>87198508
>what i don't get is why people from europe act so hard like where they live is just as good/better then the US, instead of trying to figure out how to make it more like the US.

>>87199054
They really don't. Germany is quickly becoming Sweden-tier and German posters still act like they're superior. It will never make me not laugh.

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>mfw an American tried to use a bidet near me

You're supposed to spray first and then wipe. Why is that such a difficult concept to grasp?

europe toilets are garbage, yes you have bidets, which are a nice luxury, but flushable wet wipes work just as well if not better.
look up pictures of german toilets, there's a porcelain shelf that you shit directly on to, it's retarded and makes no sense.
everything in europe sucks, it's why you shitpost so frequently.

>look up videos about bidet use on youtube
>there's millions of posts from yuropoors making childish jokes about anal sex and americans being "too stupid" to clean themselves
europeans really have nothing better to do but think about americans assholes all day?

>>87213875
clearly that bitch is faking it. so is everyone in this webm. so is life of actor whores.

>>87213916

do women find this endearing?

>>87213853
>bidets are a luxury
Bwhahahahahaha

In my country even the poorest house comes equipped with a bidet. I'm also not European. There is no excuse for you Americans, it's not a fucking luxury.

>>87197741
Well duh. They are 3rd world

>Needing a separate bowl to wash up in
>Not having it built into your toilet
>Not using both the spray and wipes
Barbaric.

>>87197741
>implying their ass can fit on bidet

>>87215049
it's a comparative luxury to only having a normal toilet and wipes.

I have a european slave that cleans my ass for me

>>87197840
So if you got shit on your face, you'd wipe it with paper?

>>87208232
The only time you'll ever see someone willingly shit in a public restroom is when they have the shits. Otherwise, they'd just hold it.

>>87198573
omg you destroyed him ahaha

>>87205807
>the friction of water sliding the shit around your ass like a lazy fat faggot
I like how, despite using the word "friction", you have absolutely no idea how physics works.

>>87214487
They do. If you ever see pictures of a "girls only night out" there will always be a picture of atleast one girl pissing in the street. I guess a piss stained cooch is funny.

Why do Americans are so obsessed with shit and farts? It's like they never went beyond the anal stage.

>>87215723
>americans are obsessed

>>87198508
Back to crying about trans rights and diversity at the Oscar's, fattie

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>>87215723
>>87215797
Why are europoops so obsessed with americans that they come to an american website to post with americans about americans

>>87199054
>Eurofags have 0 self awareness
>Eurofags
>Not the "we bring freedom" killers

>>87216018
>not knowing that this is a mongolian horse arching site

>>87202362
what a nice looking tranny

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>americans use a dry thin piece of paper to smear shit in their huge shit caked asses

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>>87202272
What the fuuuuuuuuuuck. STAND UP BITCH YOU'LL GET SHIT ON YOUR DRESS YOU DEGENERATE.

>>87215488
wet towels

implying we'd put our face in a bidet

>>87198773
not taking out the trash when you put a smelly bio item in them.

>>87202272
>not standing and wiping

this was what the civil war was realy fought over

>>87216769
Better than using tea leaves to wipe then make tea with them

>>87198179

DROMBH

>>87207826

why didnt you include the attack on the sikh temple in wisconsin as a white-supremacist attack? thats like another 15 dead

Shitting technique is truly not spoken about enough.

Do you use a stool/squatty potty?
Do you place the tp roll so that it goes over or under?
Do you clump it up into a ball or fold it neatly?
If you fold it, do you fold it in half after one wipe and use it a second time before tossing into the toilet to maximize tp usage?
Do you wipe sitting or standing?
Do you wipe back to front or front to back?
Do you keep going and checking until there's no brown on the paper, or feel like you know when it's clean without needing to?
Do you use wet wipes alone, tp alone, or both?
Do you bidet?
Do you always shower after and blow out your whole asshole with a handheld showerhead?
Do you shit in public places?

Also, when you pee, do you use the fly in your underwear or pull the waistband down below your junk?

>>87218943
No
Over
Fold
Yes
Sitting
Front to back first, then back to front just in case
Keep going and checking
Just TP
Not yet but I will be installing one into my toilet soon
No
Yes

Open the fly

>>87197654
>Wear shoes in house
>Clean

Pick one.

>>87218943
>Do you use a stool/squatty potty?
No
>Do you place the tp roll so that it goes over or under?
Over
>Do you clump it up into a ball or fold it neatly?
Ball
>If you fold it, do you fold it in half after one wipe and use it a second time before tossing into the toilet to maximize tp usage?
No reusage
>Do you wipe sitting or standing?
Standing
>Do you wipe back to front or front to back?
Both ways
>Do you keep going and checking until there's no brown on the paper, or feel like you know when it's clean without needing to?
Check until paper comes clean
>Do you use wet wipes alone, tp alone, or both?
TP then Bidet then TP again
>Do you bidet?
Yes
>Do you always shower after and blow out your whole asshole with a handheld showerhead?
No that's gay nigga
>Do you shit in public places?
Only if I can't help it
>Also, when you pee, do you use the fly in your underwear or pull the waistband down below your junk?
Pull down

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>>87197987
*blocks your sewer*