ITT: actors you could probably take in a fight

all the ones with boobs

I could take on four of him with one arm tied behind my back.

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>>87196330

dwayne johnson

>>87196330
Edward Norton
Brad Pitt

>>87196391
no you wouldnt pussy
id knock you off the ground

dont you dare ever post here again
bitch boy
mommas boy

>>87196391
Critics are getting cocky now.

>>87196330
Weirdest sextape i've ever seen

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Only with a time machine though

>>87196373
no hands needed, he's not even 3 feet tall, you could literally take 5-7 vernes at once by flailing your legs around

>>87196330
Didn't you see Austin Powers 2?

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>>87196486
>didnt even pre-heat it

Me? I'd go for Idris Elba.

>>87196330
What I would give to kidnap Verne Troyer and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. He would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with him but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things i would do.

>>87196358
haha anon but don't you love a girl that could kick your ass haha like
"kick your ass"
Isn't that the sexiest thing ever? When a girl can kick your ass! C'mon!

>>87196513
why do white men age like yogurt, bros?

>>87196548
What if they stack?

The Holocaust

>>87196600
I am dry heaving from laughter

>>87196330
I don't know man, if he starts swinging that turkey around...

>>87196600
Me2

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>>87196600

>1 min apart

>>87196665
sweeping leg kick and then jump on their heads

>>87196600
t. David Parker Ray

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>>87196600

>>87196600
This will never not make me laugh.

>>87196802
but he's small so you'd miss

>>87196751
I was sitting there taking a shit and I read the first sentence and it made me laugh hard. Then I continued to read.

Shut the fuck up faggot

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>>87196600

>>87196889
Pathetic.

>>87196391
Yeah if you shot him a few times first.

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>>87196819
what the fuck

im 6'3 so I can take on any actor that is under 6'3 easily.

>>87196996
t. Connor Mcgregor

Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson

>>87197079
Uh, I think he was in those xmen movies

>>87196996

I love cocky fucks like you who get their ass knocked out in 3 seconds by a trained boxer who's 5'8"

>>87197143
t. manlet

>>87197184

Don't act like you haven't seen videos like that

I'm sure someone stronger than you who's 6'2 will have no problem wrecking you in a fight