Kevin, you're completely HELPLESS

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Kevin, you're what the French call, "Les incompetant".

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Kevin, you're SUCH a DISEASE.

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Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my tarantula.

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There are FIFTEEN people in this house and you're the only one who has to make trouble

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LOOK what you DID you little JERK.

>>87195237
If they do a remake I think they should have a little girl play the kid who gets left alone. The rest can be relatively the same, scenes of her playing around the house, updated for modern tastes. Obviously there would have to be a lot more backstory done as to why the parents are unable to get in contact with her given modern technology and the like.
The only thing I'd definitely have to insist on including is a rape scene similar to that of the Irreversible alley scene, but with the little girl and one of the robbers. Just a ten minute long rape scene, implied anal, with an eight year old girl crying as she gets fucked up the ass on the floor of her own house. Maybe she could have a teddy bear that she has with her throughout the movie, and during the rape scene she's trying to grab her bear for some small bit of comfort, but it's just outside of her grasp. That would be hot

>>87195428
Why was Kevin spying on him in the shower?

Best thread up right now

>>87195772
so he could record in case he needed to fool someone into thinking he's an adult

baka

>>87195428
I mean this guy was a real jerk!

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Why was his hand fucked up?

>COME HERE YOU LITTLE PERVERT IM GOING TO FUCK YOU SILLY

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>>87195933
> DUN DUN DUN DUNNNN

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>>87195963

>>87195933
He used a toothbrush that wasn't ADA approved

>>87196002
>That's why we're The Sticky Bandits, right?

>>87196002
We fuck kids, right?

>OP actually took the time to screen shot all of these and copy the text word for word in several posts

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Why were they so poor?

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>>87195237
>>87195258
>>87195312
>>87195343
>>87195372
>>87195428
Home Alone was a pretty mean spirited movie.

Isn't this franchise still going?

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Why did they only call the police once? They didn't even phone up to find out if the police got in contact with their kid.

EASY ON THE PEPSI ON YOU'LL TURN INTO A VEGETABLE LIKE THIS KID

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoXhNOzVuLI

>>87197371
this is what was so shameless about the sequel

the whole point of the first film is kevin learns to appreciate his family even if he doesn't always like them, and his family starts to see him less as a little kid and with more respect

then the second movie starts and it's back to the exact same dynamic where everyone shits on him, nobody believes him, etc. nothing was learned

>>87197515
Fascinating.

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why did everyone keep hitting that statue?

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>>87197515
>>87197580

>>87197581
salty milk and coins

>>87197605
He looks like he is about to make me an offer I can't refuse.

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>>87197515
>>87197605
>tfw he looks directly at the camera
fuck i wish i screenshotted that shit he looked directly into my soul and i instantly closed the tab like a pussy

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>>87195237
heres a you my man. quality thread

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It was all Heathers fault

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>>87197668
that's great, but check these dubs.

>>87197605
>>87197798
>>87197812
Please stop posting pictures of this alien.

>>87197779
fuller... easy on the coke

>>87197836
what's the matter, you never see a retard before? that was rhetorical, you see one every time you look in the mirror.

>>87197812
Home Alone reboot with this guy playing Kevin. The family notices he is missing and start worrying, while the parents try to prevent any help from reaching him, wanting the little retard dead. Its a black comedy.

>>87197798
are you fucking me? this was probably only like 4 frames off from what i saw and i was thinkin about how if anyones the antichrist, its gotta be this kid

>>87197812
at this angle you can see how his face has grown like 5 inches outward

you can see the place where a normal toddlers face would be

He was just an 8 year old kid, what did they expect from him? Are white people really this cruel to their family members?

how much would this movie not work today

>power going out doesnt matter
>group text to make sure everyone is up
>immediately notice kevin is missing while spending 30 minutes going through airport security

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>>87197900
>mfw I have to get the rapture going but I just want to play with my donut

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>>87197836

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can weight cut conor play him the reboot?

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Buzz, your girlfriend! Woof!!!

>>87198055
this was a male boy dressed up as a girl cuz they didnt want to hurt a real girls feelings by making her the ugly gf

or buzz was happily dating a tranny

I fucking love Home Alone and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

>>87198055
>Entire family are shitheads
>Kevin makes fun of a girl who clearly has image problems
Worthless, the lot of them. Losing a few fingers at the end would have been a good life lesson for him.

gritty reboot where the wet bandits sadistically torture and murder kevin but leave no body, and the film focuses on the family grieving over how shitty their lost moments were with him

mom kills herself because she cant live with the guilt of their last conversation

>>87198181
Thats pretty edgy anon, make sure your mom doesn't read this or it'll be no tendies for you.

>>87198181
buzz copes by rejecting his masculinity and deciding to be a genderfluid shebrother

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>>87198107
Did his brother want to loss on him?
I mean I'm serious, he knew he was going to sleep in the same bed as him, so was he intentionally trying to drink alot so he would poss on his one of his own family members?

>>87198717
you misspelled piss twice. Fucking phoneposters.

Could Home Alone work in a ghetto setting?

>>87198181
>but leave no body

Nah, it'd be the perfect ending for them to leave Kevin's broken lifeless corpse hanging from the second floor railing so that it'd be the first thing his mother sees when she finally makes it home.

>>87199105
just add a kid subplot to Next Friday

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I can't wait for December when Home Alone posting will be back on the menu!

>>87198055
Could have sworn that's the actor who played Buzz but I guess not

>>87198251
kek

>>87199165
You're a wet guy

>>87198717

Fuller was definitely into watersports, he was just loading up for the night

The only question is if the parents knew and let it happen to Kevin anyway

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>>87199350
For Kevin's bed sheets.

>>87197981
I didn't know Randy Quad was in this flick

>>87197605
dubs

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Alex>Kevin
Fight me

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>>87195772
BECAUSE HE IS A NOSEY LITTLE TWERP WHO NEEDS TO BE SLAPPED SILLY

>>87200029
In the early-mid 90s adding Tim Curry to a movie made it 100% better by default.

>>87197715
Is this the chick from Cool as Ice?

>>87195237
>only white characters
how did they get away with it?

>>87199747
I felt weird things as a kid when young Scarlett Johannson talks about how he dropped the toilet seat on his dick.

>>87195704

kino

>>87195963
Jesus Christ raimi...

>>87201253
There are still neighborhoods and areas of the world that don't actually have any brown/black faces, despite what liberals and Hollywood want you to believe.

culkin didn't age well
hughes is dead
pesci retired
stern has a youtube channel with ads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luxPWXotKTQ

>>87199191
it is

>>87197895
Kek

>>87195428
WEEEELL THIS CAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT
I WONDER WHO IT COULD BEEEE

>>87195933
he shovels everybody's driveway without gloves

just misunderstood

>>87197895
>"oh no, we forgot Kevin"
>"Relax, I'll just call his cellphone."
Modern life would remove quite a lot of the magic.

>>87195963
OOOOOH YOUR COOKIN FRANKY

>>87197515
should have aborted

>>87202604
kek, i love that character

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>>87195933

Stigmata

Hold it right there!

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Fuck the magic bird lady from the sequel, she pales in comparison to this scene.
Shit gets me every god damn time.