What would you do in his situation?

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Where does he work

Obviously hindsight is 20/20, but,

>bunch of dead mexicans
>bag with a ton of money
>MAYBE they're all gone but unlikely, considering these were probably footmen
>take the money, take my wife, leave the city, probably leave the state
>find some way to put the money into an account
>gg

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>>87194431
Burn it.

Honestly I wouldn't have gotten that far.

>>87194431
Fuck his qt wife while he's away

>>87194431
empty out first to see if theres anything else inside naturally, come across the tracker, destroy the tracker. Get the fuck out of town and never look back

>>87194431
>Homies all standin' around, just hangin'
>Some dope-dealin', some gang-bangin'
>We decide to roll and we deep
>See a nigga on Dayton's and we creep
>Real slow and before you know
>I had my shotgun pointed in the window
>He got scared and hit the gas
>Right then I knew I has to smoke his ass
>He kept rollin', I jumped in the bucket
>We couldn't catch him, so I said fuck it
>Then we headed right back to the fort
>Sweatin' all the bitches in the biker shorts
>We didn't get no play from the ladies
>With six niggas in a car—are you crazy?
>She was scared, and it was showin'
>We all said "Fuck you, bitch!" and kept goin'
>To the hood, and we was fin to
>Find somethin' else to get into
>Like some pussy, or in fact
>A bum rush, but we call it rat pack
>On a nigga for nothin' at all
>Ice Cube'll go stupid when I'm full of eight ball
>I might stumble, but still won't lose
>Now I'm dressed in the county blues
>'Cause I'm the type of nigga that's built to last
>If you fuck with me, I'll put my foot in your ass
>I don't give a fuck, 'cause I keep bailin'
>Yo, what the fuck are they yellin'?

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What would you do in this situation?

>>87194431
What he did but empty the briefcase and search for any tracking devices. He wouldn't have been found out if he hadn't stuck to that briefcase for days without looking what was inside.

>>87194431
Skip town.

>>87194493
Llewellyn was a Ww2 veteran.

>>87194431
I'd take a bit of the money, but only a third at most. Not only would I not have to worry about the bag being wired or whatever, but when the bad dudes do find the bag they'll be too busy protecting their own share to waste time and resources to come after me.

>>87194561
360

>>87194631
Vietnam, retard

>>87194561
Ask him to fire a shot up into the air so I know it's loaded. Hope someone hears the shot if he does.

>>87194631
In the book it mentions he's a welder

>>87194631
The sheriff was a ww2 vet, Llewelyn was in vietnam stacking zipperhead like logs

>>87194561
Literally pretend to be retarded, and hope he takes pity on me.

>>87194561
"What are you gonna do? Stab me?"

>>87194712
If he puts one into me instead, it's better than the knife and he still gives away a pistol report.

>>87194521
This is almost exactly what Llewellyn tried to do. It didn't work out for him.

>>87194813
Agua

>>87194712
And if he puts a slug inside your girl's pretty face?

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>>87194561
That's a cute outfit! Did your husband give it to you?

>>87194813
He probably would have gotten away with it if he didnt go back to give the dead dude agua.

>>87194824
Oh right I forgot about that.
No way in hell would I have gone back out there to give that guy water.

>>87194561
Maybe start shouting real loud? Idk fuck that's a tough one

>>87194561
Get stabbed obviously

>>87194756
A nigger shot at him too while they were in camp

>>87194431
I would have brought two gallons of water, just to bug Colbert.

>>87194544
>empty out first to see if theres anything else inside naturally
Not even to see if there's anything else inside, you'd obviously want to count the money straight away, which Lewellyn would have had to do to know that he's got a million dollars. So when his wife asks him how much there is when he gets back to the trailer and he responds a million bucks, either he's just pulled that number out his ass by guessing, in which case he's a retard for not bothering to count cash he should be excited to have found, or he did count the money like any normal person would do and he somehow impossibly missed the conspicuous tracker among the notes.
Worst part of the whole film imo. They could have had it make sense simply by having him count the money but the tracker be hidden in the lining of the briefcase or something. So dumb.

>>87194861
Hay lobos

>>87194561

Just suddenly bolt and run away in some sort of zig zag pattern and hope he has bad aim is the best I can think of

>>87194525
Mom is gonna freak

>>87194934
Or maybe he was covering for the fact he didn't know/hadn't bothered to count. Just told the bitch "a million bucks" to stun her into silence.

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What would you do in this situation?

I once found money at work and I felt like Llewelyn for the next week.

>>87194968
What about your girl?

>>87194934
Are you stupid?
All you need to do is know how much is in each bundle, then estimate how many bundles are in a row.
It isn't that fucking hard. It's not like he needs to count it out by hand.

>>87194541
Fuck your wife while you are away?

>>87194968
Probably the best option. One look at that scare motherfucker should tell anyone that chances of surviving if you stick around are close to 0. Run and hope he misses or doesn't fire.

trip your girlfriend first to give yourself a head start

>>87194988
Let them in

>>87194988
get free pizza

>>87194722
He welded enemy soldiers together, being a welder and a soldier aren't mutually exclusive,dude.
You really can have it all.

>>87195005
Break one of her ankles so the Zodiac can have her and maybe he'll have mercy to me.

>>87194988

Not answer the door probably

>>87194934
Keep runnin' that mouth of yers and I'mma take ya in back and screw ya.

The most important thing at the start is

a) move the money into a new bag while inspecting all the stacks separately so I can eliminate potential tracking devices
b) make sure I continue with my normal day as if nothing is happening

The plan would be to sit on the money after that for maybe a year then move out and use it.

Why? Because if mobsters are involved they'll immediately investigate who around town suddenly departed or did a major purchase. They will visit every gun store, pawn shop and used cars place in the vicinity to check who made sudden and odd purchases.

And if they notice I split town I'm as good as dead since they will have my name and face and so on.

So the best thing is to transfer the money fast and inspect it, preferably in the span of the next couple of hours and then dump the bag somewhere remote making sure there are no fingerprints on it. Cover my trail, if any.

Then sit on the money until I can viably seek employment in another city, then split with it.

>>87194561
Not murder the married woman I was fucking when she refused to leave her husband and then say the zodiac did it.

>>87194988
irl let them in and probably stammer like an idiot. If I was an assassin tell them to split.

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>>87194934
The cash was bundled in 10k stacks, and the tracker was hidden in the middle of one of those stacks. Chances are you would have missed it too.

Only reason Moss found it was that he realised there was a tracker in there and went through all the bundles individually.

>>87194431
give my girl a free uti with dirty meatstick

>>87194968
You wouldn't even need to zig zag, most people can't hit stationary targets with a hand gun let alone a moving target

>>87195088
You can do this while stripping naked too, that always confuses would-be predators while simultaneously pleasing the good ol sextor molestor. Throw in a Hitler salute while zig-zagging

>>87194525
and let it swim

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What would you do in his situation?

Take the tracker and put it on the back of a truck then proceed to move 360 degrees and walk into the sunset with the cash and your waifu.

>>87195133
big talk

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>>87194988
this

>>87194561
He's obviously a crimefighter and we are the criminals conspiring to commit public indecency and corruption of youth.

>>87194841

No. The tracker was in there.

He would have lasted an even shorter amount of time if he didn't go back, because he wouldn't have realised the danger of his situation.

>>87195257
The tracker had an effective range of like 5 miles.

Texas is fucking huge.

>>87195257
The tracker had a really shitty range, He needed to be pretty much across the street to get a reading. He already told his wife to gtfo that night, and he was probably leaving in the morning when she left so chances are very slim that he would have been found in that one night before he got the fuck out of there.

>>87195188
Throws clumps of dirt in the air as well to deflect the bullet trajectories

>>87195216
act retarded and hope he takes pity on me, obviously

>>87195356

He wouldn't have got the fuck out of there though. He'd still be in the trailer park wondering about what to do.

>>87194561
Has there ever been a movie where a serial killer goes to claim another victim only to discover that his newest victim is actually a serial killer as well?

>>87194838
Better than being stabbed and bled out.

>>87195216
Start a fire.

>>87195437
I'm pretty sure that he was telling his wife that they were getting out of there and that she was going to live with her parents for a while, and they only stayed because she didnt want to leave right away?

>>87195523

He didn't tell her that until her got back from almost being killed

2 chicks at the same time

>>87195549
Okay, I miss-remembered, but even then I dont think it was a forgone conclusion, Llewelyn probably would have found the tracker faster than it would have taken Chigur to find him.

>>87194561
Wait until he gets close and feign that I'm complying. When he gets close, grab the gun, making sure to direct it away from my body. If I'm fast, I can do this and twist his arm behind his back in the same motion, forcing him to drop the gun. I would then quickly pick up the gun while he's stunned, back up to a safe distance and keep the gun on him, letting him know that I'll blow his brains out if he tries anything.

Why didn't Moss just throw the tracker out the window when he found it? Anton would have thought he had gone out the window

>>87194824
Ultima hombre?

>>87195088
You don't have to outrun the killer,just outrun the person next to you,you cold ass mofo.

>>87195216
Give my friends free of charge

>>87194541
Probably referring to Caught(1996)

>>87194431
I would not have gone back with the water. Switch the money into a different bag, take my girl and move to civilization.

>>87194813
Agua killed him.

>>87194968
When I was watching the movie this is what I was thinking. hitting a moving target isn't easy like it is in the movies.

>>87194493
>Did you naut hear me?

In real life I would probably fuck it up. I would likely just put the bag in my closet and pretend nothing happened. Then when I get around to counting it later I would notice the tracker and freak out. I would call a cab, pay him $100 and give him the tracker and tell him to drive away as far as $100 will take him in a straight line. By then Sugar is already on my ass.

>>87194561
Push wife down, run away

Grab a few bundles and leave the rest. Hope they don't care enough to come after me.

>>87195133
Lamo

>>87194934
>you count each bill individually and not by bundle
t. poor person

>>87194431
Separate the money into separate bags. Notice the Tracker. Put bomb in suitcase with the tracker. Put it back where I found it. Drive to Canadian border.

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>the big tracker is just a decoy tracker

>>87196761
This is why you get rid of the satchel and microwave all the stacks.

>>87194431
knowing what i know go and count all the bill individually then head to fucking montana

>>87194968
hey idiot

he has the high ground

>>87194431
Take the money. Fill the case back up with fake play money and the tracker. Burn it.

>>87194493
cant give out no infurmayshun

>>87194431
Honestly, it didn't even cross my mind that there was a tracking device in the case the first time I watched it so definitely I wouldn't check what was inside and just grab the case if it were me although I'll probably start to notice something if people keep finding me and tries to kill me.

the real lesson is to carry some agua wherever you go

never know when you might need

why are you out hunting in the desert heat with no agua

i would have bailed once i saw a dead body

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Would've taken the money. Drive around town at night. Throw the bag and money out to the wind like an idiot. Keep a third or quarter of it for myself. Move to another state.

take it and spend it on dragon dildos, I'd want every single one with every single size

>>87194493
She looked in the face of death and basically laughed. What was the significance?

what was so important or symbolic about going back with water

llewelyn has to know the guy is likely dead by then

>>87197416
If he was smart he wouldnt be living in a trailer park.

>>87194431
Hand it over to the AGUAAA guy and shoot whoever shows up to collect it.

where is he

the ultimo hombre

>>87195216
remove the bags over their heads

i would like to think i'd check the money right away for a tracker

but wasnt it like the 80s then, that was basically spy shit to them

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>>87194792
k

>>87195002
>found money at work
you know that belongs to the restaurant

>>87194521
>put the money into an account
I'd rather deal with the cartels than the greedy claws of the eternal Jew

t b h

>>87194431
Win the Oscar.

>>87197361
Bureaucracy don't give a fuck. Ice cold.

>>87194525
>friend tells me to watch No Country
>tell him I tried but it was too boring
>make him real mad
>I still haven't told him I've already seen it
CAGE ME LIKE A DOG

I probably would've shat bricks and fled once I saw a bunch of dead Mexicans. If I found the money then I would've stashed it somewhere which would either get me killed by Chigurh or he would've snatched it.

>>87195216
I'd call it in.

>>87201268
This.

>>87194634

I find it cute how many anons are allowing their own greed to bank on the "third/quarter" theory like you know that all criminals are rational actors or something. You're literally banking on stupid people (most criminals are by their nature stupid people to begin with or else they wouldn't be in their trade) being rational actors.

Go big or go home. Literally either search the money and attempt to secure it and anonymize it/launder it to yourself in the best way that you know how, or else just walk away and report the scene to the police.

Both of the above options make more sense in terms of game theory than this idiotic "oh I'll just take a third". You've never had a /third/ of a thing stolen from you. Ever see a bike missing its front wheel? That's /even worse/ than the whole bike being gone because now the situation is /complicated/. And the movie establishes very clearly that on actor, Anton, kills on general principles, to redress mere inconvenience. Taking a /third/ is more than enough to actuate an Anton.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc_a0pbeuqU

If I'm a drug dealer and a violent criminal, then for all you know I'm an irrational actor, and you should assume such. So when I recover my 1.4M it /stings/ so bad that I look for you on general principles. That is such bullshit. A /partial/ theft is a /complex/ fraud all its own, being worse than /simple/ fraud. The KITH sketch beautifully illustrates this.

>>87195489
I Saw The Devil

>>87195188
Nice try zodiac

>>87195489
Hannibal tv show

>>87194431
If you bring the money into the police, won't they give you the money after a certain amount of time has passed without it being claimed?

No drug dealer is going to claim the money. So assuming that the cops won't just take it for themselves, isn't this fool proof?

I thought the cash was irradiated at first.

>>87202482
yeah right. if you come across money like that you either keep it yourself and shut the fuck up or leave it be. how do you not know if the local police are paid off or if they have a mole? you're dead then

Honestly I would have just taken the cash and as many bags of coke I could carry. Then I would have got back to my truck, driven BACK to the crime scene and transferred ALL the coke into my vehicle.

I would be found dead the next morning, but the trailer park denizens and cheap hookers in that town would talk about the party that night for years.

I was always taught only to steal what you can carry and what you can abandon in two hands.

>>87194861
Llewellyn is a good-hearted idiot. Despite all his resourcefulness, he's a man who's simply watched too many movies and despite his tough exterior he can't accept the fact that he's in way over his head or how much danger he's put himself and Margaret Schroeder in.

It's why he gets killed off-screen. He doesn't even get the big dramatic send-off because McCarthy wants to point out how stupid he is to expect anything heroic in this story.

>>87194431
Take it home and count it.

>>87194988
Fuck them silly, kill them and hide the bodies before my wife gets back.

>>87194431
Impound it at the station/give to cops.

>>87194934
With that much money in the same denomination, it is easy to estimate how much it is. Of course math is a thing and multiplication with that is super easy since it was bundled.

If you really wanted to keep something like that, assume there's a tracker and place it in a solid Faraday cage that is very well grounded. An all metal box/trailer would work if you ground it. Then you have time to count it as singles to look for a tracker.

>>87195216
Put out the fire.

>>87195150
Look at when the movie took place, tracking devices weren't wide spread.

>>87194561
Engage him in close combat. Fat faggot with a knife

>>87203226
That's a poor interpretation.

McCarthy drew comparisons between Moss and the sheriffs old grandpappy who were both supreme badasses but got killed for stealing the native's shit.

>>87194521
>find some way to put marked drugmoney into an account

M8

I don't understand why you would need to put the cash into an account.

You have your normal job, use the income from that to pay your bills, mortgage, rent, insurance, investments/savings, online shopping and anything that essentially requires a credit card or bank transaction.

In the meanwhile you just pay for your everyday crap in cash. Food, entertainment, presents, gas, all the every day crap. You'd "save" so much money not having to pay for all that small shit. Sure, it won't help you if you travel to a place that doesn't take American currency but who gives a fuck.

>>87194431
>grab the money, found BLACKED

easy as that