*breathes in*....... HAHAHAHAHA

>>87193697
*breathes in*
*ur cock lodges into my mouth*
OwO

>>87193697

it's like that one eu star destroyer meme was taken as a good idea.

>>87193735
Shit man, what if your not joking, what if some faggot on the dev team for this film was like "hey guys i saw this online meme of super big star wars ships and im thinking hey lets make this real so like um guys in the theatre will be like omg it that meme and we can like have more uplikes on our facebook page..."

is this real?

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wow

>>87194034
Its official, yes

SDSD Freudian Nightmare

>>87193712
>60km in length

for what purpose, truly. the super star destroyer was bad enough in my opinion

that's just absurdly ridiculous

It's not too much different from how EU always made big triangles, whether in the Old Republic days or the New.

>>87193795

it would make a better movie if it was just focused on that. No lie, id watch that.

>ESB introduces giant star destroyer
>TLJ follows suit
They just couldn't resist, couldn't they?

>>87193697
>>87193712
wouldn't the length make it impractical flying in space?

>>87193735

The ships after Jedi in the EU always fuckhupe too, like the Eclipse. But that's only like twice as big as the star dreadnought.

>>87193697
>half the size of the death star

So are we all in agreement that TLJ is just going to be an ESB remake.

>>87194236

The super star destroyer can at least somewhat make sense, they still have the Kuat Drive Yards under their control.

Also, the super star destroyer did absolutely nothing in Empire other than showing off the Empire's might, hence the show fleet amassing and the normal star destroyers getting covered in shadow. The star destroyer from TFA was already huge on its own.

I guess we'll see the MF in an asteroid field, because two movies already did it.

>>87194178

Everything musd be biggger. Better bigger dan befor

Its de same but its different better becuse biger big

>>87194236
I'd be fine with snoke having a giant SD for his HQ but it's obvious that Disney is just trying to out do the OT for the sake of it. Look at the first order AT-ATs which are twice the size of the OTs walkers.

The whole thing is retarded as the first order is meant to be the left over remnants of the empire. They should be acting like a guerilla force using terrorist attacks and hit and run tactics rather than fighting pitched battles.

>>87194482

Where are they even getting all this shit? The Empire needed established manufacturers to make their equipment. I think the lore even says they wasted a huge amount of the budget on making star destroyers. Like the Rebels used ships that already existed, the MonCal cruisers were converted from civilian use.

You'd think the Empire would learn not to put all their eggs in one basket. Can't wait for a single kamikaze fighter craft to take out a 30 mile long spaceship filled with four hundred thousand people.

>>87194529
The LSG is being very stingy when it comes to releasing information about the FO. Unfortunately that means more people will shitpost about things worse than usual until actual facts come out.

>>87194178
The executor was massive but not ridiculously so and served to show that the empire was still extremely powerful after ANH. It was also a good visual to show Vader's position of power in the empire.

Top priority for a spaceship?
>Aerodynamics
Kek, retards

>>87193697
>The Supremacy
Not very subtle, Disney

and in the sequel we'll get the starkiller 2! with an orbiting death star! that will be destroyed when snoke's stealth bomber shaped small dick replacer crashes into it, which will then cause the death star to crash into the next starkiller, which will crash into the sun that will be revealed to be another superweapon that can blow up a whole galaxy! BAM SHOOT PWEW PWEW STAR WARZ IS SO KOOL

>>87194617
Directed by Sam Raimi

>>87194529
The only way this shit makes sense is if they reveal that the empire is using the star forge to build all its crap. Which is to smart of an idea for Disney

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>>87194638
>Starkiller base with an orbiting death star

>>87194248
i guess with turns, but with the wingspan, it could probably land on planets, i dont know where though

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>>87194617
why not just call it "the cracker"

what if they're's like 100 of them and they come together to form a death star like orange slices

>>87194617
I'm surprised it's not called The Alt-Right.

>>87194660

I liked the Star Forge idea. Being a massive factory and fortress, and kept in the unknown region of space. I highly doubt Disney would go that route as well, but the FO was on that side of the galaxy.

>>87194724
>This new Supremacy will make the galaxy great again! Isn't that right, Captain Spencer?
>Hail Snoke!

>>87194803
"woke snoke"

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>>87194638
>when it turns out the whole star wars universe is inside the hangar bay of one fucklargehuge super duper crystal clear Mr Clean gigor fatastirillion big mc turbogalaxy 1000 nebula star deathstar planet XBOX HUEG star gigamegaplexinator destroyer 9000!!!

did any bit of media ever explain why the First Order seems to have more resources than the Empire?

>>87194982

Read the thread, no.

>death star
>another death star
>a planet that is a death star
>a huge ship even bigger than all that shit combined

who comes up with these retarded ideas?

I hate the name Snoke, it's so stupid.

>>87195181
It's almost as bad as how they pronounce Dooku.

>>87195181
Cuz it reminds you of snookie

>>87195229

Yes. Snuck Smoke Snookie Snokie Smuck, etc. It's a bad name aurally.

Maybe part of the agreement for George to sell Star Wars to Disney was DIsney promised to make the Prequels look good by comparison.

(I liked the prequels, even knowing they are kinda shit.... but this is garbage. Sad.)

>>87193697
how does a splinter remnant faction have more resources than the actual unified empire at the height of their power?

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>>87193697

>>87195212
>>87195181
I just want Sheev back, guys

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>>87193712

>Red Exhaust
>Evil

>>87195181
Snoke is EASILY the worst Star Wars name, and I can't think of any worse names in sci-fi, perhaps in all fiction.

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>>87195484
>yfw no more sheev

>>87195045

Probably a comittee of soulless executives

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>>87195607
Gone too soon. RIP in peace, sweet prince

>>87195466
Fuckin kek

>>87195486
X-wings and other rebel fighters had red engines though. And original Star Destroyers had blue engines. It's normally been like the lightsaber color rules for designating good and evil are reversed when it comes to starship engines and lasers.

>>87193697
It's not that large. The measurements have been mentioned online.

holy fucking shit I cant wait for the nerd crew to spoonfeed me another hack video about this

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>The Supremacy

FFS

>>87194982
>did any bit of media ever explain why the First Order seems to have more resources than the Empire?

Friday Night Star Wars thread spoiler guy here.

They're setting up the reason in the books, and it will be thoroughly revealed over time.

Basically Snoke existed in the dark regions of the galaxy. He's massively wealthy and he's the one who has been bankrolling the empire. This is much in the same way that the Banking Clans funded the Separatists in the Prequel Trilogy.

Snoke's ultimate goal is control of all the wealth in the known galaxy.

>>87196075
I've never understood what that means, that parenthetical is so confusing. Does it mean human supremacy in the star wars setting is an allegorical representation of real world white supremacy? Or that the Empire is actually white supremacist (they kinda were in the OT)? The Empire is both white supremacist *and* human supremacist?

>>87196130
>soros is snoke

I'm going to be super butthurt if they try to play Snoke as either better than Sheev, or maybe some force that was manipulating him from teh shadows.

>>87196130
>jews make themselves the villains in the new trilogy
lol wut

>>87196219
For these people he'd be Rupert Murdoch or the Koch brothers or something.

>>87196296
Which is funny since the Koch Bros. are super lefties.

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>>87195466

Came here to post this.

>SW has literally become a joke pasta

>>87193697
I actually like the shape of it, but making it fuckhuge is stupid. There's no reason for a ship to be anywhere near that big

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>>87196130
>plot involves the eternal jew bankrolling the neo-nazi first order/empire remnants
>people start opening up to the idea that jews funded all the big wars in recent history
Is Disney unwittingly dropping one of the biggest truth bombs ever?

>>87196075
White people the only people that qualify as humans confirmed

>>87193697
Just going to point out that this image is not to scale. The Super Star Destroyer pictured would be about a third the length of the Supremacy, so picture three of them lined up over it.

>>87196365
Well sure, but you wouldn't know it from reading Alternet or Media Matters.

>>87196385
Blacked needs to start doing better first person porn videos where its basiclly you getting cucked while watching your white GF get blacked or something.
She should be taunting you about how happy she is that you let her fuck black cock.

>>87196388
>There's no reason for a ship to be anywhere near that big
It's the FO's equivalent of Kuat Drive Yards and Coruscant altogether. Smaller star destroyers dock on it to get repairs, everyone not stationed elsewhere in the FO lives on it, and it's the sole base of operations for the FO instead of using a stationary planet.

>>87194178

It's a mobile base.

Note how Echo Base in ESB couldn't be attacked by Executor and its escorts because it was too powerful?

This is that, but mobile.

>>87196211
Only white people are human

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Good luck keeping that thing a secret with a crew of 1,500,000.

>>87196211

I think he's meaning that it's similar to white supremacy, and the Empire/FO is a human only club.

Which, might make sense when you look at TCW and how it was AYYYs and robots being the bad guys.

>>87196388
How else are they going to justify having a planet/solar system/galaxy destroying laser on a ship? You can't just put the Deathstar-Starkiller-Turbo-Hyperlaser 4.0: The Revengenance on a piddly star destroyer.

>>87196487
So its basically a aircraft-carrier.

But comically big with no real upsides to it. I wish the designs of these things were a bit more logical. But hey, at least it doesn't have a massive exposed bridge that disables the entire thing right?

>>87196506
It's secret up until TFA when the FO comes out into the galaxy in full force. That's all that mattered before then. Canonically, Leia feared the FO had a super star destroyer somewhere, but had no proof of it.

>>87196258
>>87196421
No. If you were going to imply something like that it would be the Banking Clan from the Prequels.

Snoke is more like Space Donald Trump. He used to be handsome, he's white, he has blue eyes, and he owns the casino on Canto Bight.

>>87196470
Are you the kind of crazy person who actually pays for porn?

>>87196577

Bigger. Like a floating base and repair dock with warship functions that can move under its own power.

It's probably invincible to attacking craft that the Resistance can muster.

And I bet it's taken out by Finn and co. after infiltration.

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>>87196649

>>87196617
no. snoke is the jew space king confirmed.

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>>87196477
>it's the sole base of operations for the First Order
That's pretty cool then. If it's been roving the far parts of the galaxy securing resources and supply lines for the FO then it's a decent analogue to pic related

Too bad it'll inevitably get wrecked when Rey and friends sneak on board or launch a torpedo into an exposed reactor or something

>>87194529
This is never going to be explained. There is a trend all across media these days to completely jettison logic and details like "how the hell is a defeated rump government mass-producing huge war engines". It's the same trend that has characters teleporting all over the place and doing implausible shit in Game of Thrones.

Lucas was a hack, but he kept the setting in the sequels consistent enough that it made some kind of sense and still felt like the same setting. This new series makes no sense at all and things just happen to set up the next plot twist with no attempt made to explain how it's all possible in the first place.

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is this shit fucking real

>>87196807
>>87194529
Snoke has been producing his army in the dark regions of the galaxy for decades. The Star Killer Base was actually the back up plan in case of the fall of the Empire. It will all be explained in new Disney Cannon (tm) EU. On sale soon at a book store near you.

>>87196853
*Retcons book in 1 year

How does the First Order build all their weapons in secret without it all getting revealed to the Republic? Do they not have officers checking companies' income to make sure they aren't conducting illegal operations and paying their fair share of taxes?

>>87196838
Yes, but it's a Revell model. They're just showing the lineage of the new Tie Silencer. It's not meant to imply that there's yet another Death Star. It's just being used as an exciting graphic and to show tradition.

>>87196853

Maybe he found some untapped resource.

Too bad Disney won't confirm things like Starkiller Base being Ilum.

>>87196385

Billie Jean is literally perfect. Minus the potato nose.

>>87196940
That would be a cool idea.

>>87196853
If you're going to shitpost about Disney canon, at least know it before you do.
Starkiller Base is Ilum, the main planet that the Jedi used for kyber crystal harvesting for lightsabers. The Empire then moves on to claim it and mine it for the DS projects. It isn't until after the Empire falls for good that the FO gets their hands on it.

>>87196881
Nothing's been contradicted yet in canon, so I don't see why it would happen so soon.

>>87196922
They live in the Unknown Regions, which is literally unmapped and people are too afraid to go into it for fear of the unknown - hence the name.

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>>87197074
>which is literally unmapped and people are too afraid to go into it for fear of the unknown

This sounds like total bullshit considering how many other dangerous worlds we've seen. Besides, someone needs to build those weapons. How do they have the manpower to build so many weapons without hiring from existing companies?

>>87197113
>numales don't exis-

>>87197067

if you look at the maps, they were roughly in the same spot. And Ilum being full of those crystals they so desperately needed for the Death Stars fits well into both canons. You could even say a lot of work done to the planet was started by the Empire.

>>87193697
why does it look as though it has flaps? That's just stupid.

>>87197157

It's not the worlds that are dangerous, but the paths getting there. You have to route lanes through areas of space where you're least likely to hit something along the way, and I guess no one's really bothered going into the other side of the galaxy.

>>87197157
>This sounds like total bullshit considering how many other dangerous worlds we've seen.
All the dangerous worlds are in the part of the galaxy that got mapped out. The Unknown Regions is literally a quarter of the galaxy or so in size, and it holds more space anomalies (black holes, weird static storms, shit like that) than the rest of the galaxy.
> How do they have the manpower to build so many weapons without hiring from existing companies?
They come out of the UR in small, usually stolen ships to steal people (mainly children) from outer rim planets that the New Republic won't notice go missing. Plus, there are inhabited planets in the UR, stranded there generations ago and left to grow on their own. Chiss, whatever Snoke's people is, Phasma's planet, etc, are all currently known examples.

>>87196838
Anyone else notice that there is a pilot with a lightsaber in the upper right corner.

What did they mean by this?

>>87197074
>They live in the Unknown Regions, which is literally unmapped and people are too afraid to go into it for fear of the unknown - hence the name.
If the unknown regions are so unknown, then how does the FO that is hiding out there have enough recruits to fully staff a ship with a 60-km wingspan? How do they have the manpower and infrastructure to build and maintain all of these superweapons and fleets of ships in the "Here be dragons"part of space?

>>87197248
That doesn't explain why the First Order seems to be stronger than the Republic. If the Republic has control of such a large portion of the galaxy, they should outgun the FO.

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>>87197285

>>87197285
Are you retarded?

>>87197315
Mothma literally disbands 90% of the military within her first year as Chancellor and keeps a small scale army around just in case. She leaves most planets to form their own militaries to defend themselves. Then SKB literally incinerates half or more of the remaining navy around Hosnian Prime.

>>87197349
>are you retarded?
What because I didn't see the entire image? Are you retarded?

>>87197292

These questions are why Star Wars lore was fun, but Disney won't give us any answers.

Who knows, space is vast and not many people travel those areas so hiding out would be easy.

>>87197344
I gotta say this...

BAD ASS TIE FIGHTER

You have to admit that it's cool. It's like a droid fighter, a tie interceptor and darth vader's tie advanced were all rolled into one.

>>87196577
>So its basically a aircraft-carrier.

It's more of a battle station. You can bring aircraft-carrier to docks and fix.
In space, such luxury is limited - therefore you need to bring the whole infrastrusture with you.

That being said, 60 kilometers is really an overdo.

>>87197349
>didn't even have the balls to blow up Coruscant

Fucking weaksauce and I'm still mad. At least that would have meant something. "Hey these planets that you've never heard of before and that are otherwise completely disconnected from the plot are gonna get destroyed. Aren't you sad?" Fuck off.

>>87197447

It's one of the good designs, yeah.

Wait so this thing is 60 Kilometers wide?

The Super Star Destroyer Executor was only 19 Kilometers long and had a small city built into it.

>>87197349
Why did Mothma make such a retarded decision? Did she not realize that nothing stopped another Separatist incident occuring? What would she do if a planet built a Death Star in secret?

>>87197447
It reminds me a lot of the dark side ship designs from the old republic era.

It's not bad. But it barely moves the style forward. They are so afraid of being original.

>>87193697
>Vacuum of space
>No lift
>Let's put wings on our craft, just as in a plane
BRAVO

>>87197513
She didn't want to be like Palpatine and have a fuckhuge army at her (and any following Chancellor's) disposal. She also legitimately thought there would be peace now that the Republic was back in power.

Imagine your dick being so small that you need a 60 km space ship to overcompensate. Rip Snoke, no wonder he's evil.

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>>87193697
>>87193712
>>87193795
It's JJ, it has to be, this faggot also doubled the size of the Enterprise for no reason.

He's a size queen.

>>87197571
But how did she solve the tax disputes that resulted in the Separatists in the first place? What did she do to keep plants from building their own Death Stars from the plans that were surely leaked considering how shitty their military prowess is?

>Episode VII has a bigger Death Star
>Episode VIII has a bigger Executor
Will Episode IX have a bigger bigger Death Star?

>>87197673

That one sort of makes sense in context, since the Federation would be more geared to offensive and defensive capabilities after losing the Kelvin and hearing of what the Narada would do.

>>87197714
Bigger Bigger incomplete Star Killer Base Two

someone post the picture of those new AT ATs walking next to the smaller old one please I didn't save it

>>87197724
Except the new enterprise is still an exploratory vessel, not a warship. If the Feds were so worried as you say, they would just make warships like they did in the prime universe.

>>87196781
>Star Forge lingers that close to a star

ugh.

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>>87197714
Episode three of the new movies will have larger Ewoks.

>>87197682
Every problem fabricated by Palpatine to start the Clone War was "solved" by the time the Empire was in it's first year. She, and the rest of the senators that made up the first NR Senate, worked to create a system to prevent stuff like that from happening again. Once the DS obliterates one set of DS plans on Scarif, it's unknown what happened to the other copy(ies) that existed. It likely won't become an issue.

>>87197810
> She, and the rest of the senators that made up the first NR Senate, worked to create a system to prevent stuff like that from happening again.

But that doesn't make any sense. The Separatist issue arose because there was no Republic army to stop the blockade and no powerful chancellor.

>Once the DS obliterates one set of DS plans on Scarif, it's unknown what happened to the other copy(ies) that existed. It likely won't become an issue.

Did they not store backups of the plans into the cloud?

>>87193712
60km is not very big in the big picture of space.

For example, Jupiter's innermost moon called Metis is 60km and it was only discovered in 1979.

>>87197767
bumping this, where the fuck is it

All I can think of after reading this thread is the team of new-EU writers twisting themselves into knots trying to justify and realistically explain every pants on head retarded thing Disney wants to shoehorn into the franchise.

That's why old EU is better. It had 20 years to grow organically, and yeah some writers added cringey shit (the comics were actually the biggest culprit here) but often that was retconned later and ironed out by the better writers.

>>87197894
>The Separatist issue arose because there was no Republic army to stop the blockade and no powerful chancellor.
The Separatist problem started with companies leaving the Republic to form the CIS. The Naboo Crisis was only there to introduce one of the key players of the war and give Palpatine a reason to get the Chancellor seat. The CIS isn't formed until roughly right before or even during AOTC.
>cloud
"The cloud" doesn't exist in SW.

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>>87193712
MAKE
IT
BIGGER

>Revell

aka cheap dogshit molds await you.

>>87193697
LEGO must be sucking Disney cock right now and loving every lick.

>>87197973
But that doesn't solve the issue that any planet can do what the CIS did, form their own army and take over. Surely the plans for battle droids are still floating around somewhere. It's like the New Republic learned nothing.

>"The cloud" doesn't exist in SW.

How am I supposed to believe they can travel faster than light but have no internet?

>>87198052
Not really. The TFA sets didn't sell well. Lego has been putting out an unusual amount of older Star Wars vehicles and ships.

>>87198092
>How am I supposed to believe they can travel faster than light but have no internet?
They have the "Holonet" but it has never been shown to work as "the cloud" does in real life. It's primarily a news and television drama device. It does not offer online storage for anything.

>>87196487
time to go mobile

>>87197809
So EP IX is going to be a rehash of the Star Wars Holiday Special?

>>87198170
Did they never think that it'd be convenient if they could just e-mail each other Death Star plans instead of having to manually give a disc?

>>87193712
How the fuck does he even afford this thing? Why did the galactic states allow an insane fire victim build this shit?

>>87198239
Why wouldn't they? Building big ships isn't a crime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja5IwL9pM2E

OFFICIAL SNOKE THEME

>>87198239

SW is pretty much post-scarcity.

They can build whatever the fuck they want as long as they've got people and droids to do it.

They can cross the galaxy in mere days. Building a 60 km. mobile base is nothing to that.

>>87197958
what are a couple of the best EU stories?

>>87198092

It's canon that the force fucks with any attempt to establish internet technology in the Star Wars universe.

>>87198360
If it's post-scarcity why did the Separatists complain about their taxes?

>>87198229
After how many times intercepting simple encrypted transmissions is a plot point, no.

>>87198360
>>87198386
And why does almost every movie feature planets inhabited by poor moisture farmers and grubby junk dealers who are all scraping to get by?

>>87198378
Why don't they use the force to create internet? It's canon that the force can transfer information faster than the speed of light since Yoda can sense the deaths of the Jedi in Order 66 across the galaxy.

>>87198377

Thrawn Trilogy is pretty much considered the GOAT.

Don't know why Disney didn't just adapt it vertabim, it would have matched the time frame they were working with.

Also I remember the "Jedi Academy" Trilogy being pretty good, about Luke setting up a new Jedi academy on Yavin.

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>>87193697
>>87193712
Wait, lemme get this straight.

This mothership moves like a B2 bomber, right? Wings are bigger than the, "body".

So when it says, 60km "long," does that mean from front-to-back like regular measures of a ship, or 60km from left-to-right because that's the longest line of measurement?

>>87198455
That's the future we have choosen.

Star Wars seems to be capitalist, while Star Trek is communist. We see in Star Wars insane industry and yet huge disparity.

>>87198377
I know people love to shit on video games on this board, but Knights of the Old Republic 2 is probably my favourite bit of Star Wars content out there. It gets rushed towards the end because the devs didn't have time to finish the game, but it delves pretty deep into some very esoteric force-mysticism stuff that's just right up my alley. It's excellent but I'm not sure if I can recommend it to people who don't like video games, the gameplay hasn't aged well and it uses a clunky DND-inspired D20 combat system that will probably turn most people off.

>>87198455
Why haven't they figured out a way to automate moisture farming and driven the humans out of business?

>>87193712
I get that this ship has plenty of room to move around when it's in space, but how the fuck would you even land it? Wouldn't it be a pain in the ass to find a clearing near a major city to land something 60km wide? Holy fuck this is stupid. Star Wars has officially been out of ideas for a while now. I guess this is them jumping the shark.

>>87197113
That's her niece you tit.

>>87198606
What's the difference. They all got BLACKED.

>>87198488

Maybe force users didn't want plebs gaining access to this ability, because they foresaw it would lead to spending all day on a Mon Calamarian spelunking forum posting WOOKIED threads.

>>87198528
Why didn't Palpatine use capitalism to his benefit and put all the senators on his payroll through the use of corporations instead of orchestrating a complicated civil war and making himself a highly visible emperor vulnerable to assassinations? He could've simply bankrupted the Jedi by convincing the Senators that they weren't worth the upkeep.

>>87193712
>supremacy
Real fucking subtle, hollywood.

>>87198572

Why the fuck would they even want to land it?

It's like saying the design of the ISS is stupid because you can't park it in your garage.

>>87198643
From what I gather from the OT, his identity seems to have become obscure as well as his location.

Also the corporations may have become more powerful than him.

He divided the Jedi and spread them out across the galaxy.

>>87193712
>Supremacy
oh good, I was worried Rogue One's obnoxious propaganda wouldn't continue

>>87198643
Because he wanted direct power? Killing the Jedi wasn't his only goal, he wanted to seize power over the Republic and turn it into the Empire.

>>87198748
Direct power is bad. It makes you too visible when money is just as powerful and you can keep hidden.

>>87198698
>cruise ships are HUGE dude. why would you even want to dock it? They're built to stay at sea forever.
this is how dumb you sound

So pretty comparable in size to the SSD in ESB.

>>87193712

FUUUUUUUU

>>87193712
>360 degree windows
Man that surely sounds super useful for a ship so big that it's longer in every direction than the distance at which you could make out a corvette without a spyglass.

>>87196470
The fact that this doesn't exist proves that it's only thirsty negroes and reject mudsharks who watch that shit.

>>87198856
Sure, but Sheev wanted to be a dictator, not shadowy CEO. Darth Plagueis, his master, was more of the type that was a hidden behind the scenes corporate manager. For Sheev its just not his style, but if Plagueis stuck around to fulfill the Sith's plan it's likely it'd have ended up like you proposed.

>>87197714
Episode IX will feature a Dyson Sphere that can destroy the entire Galaxy at the push of a button.
Mark my words.
Snoke will make the Republic kneel by holding the History Erase button, and Super Jedi Rey (who will probably be able to toss Star Destroyers around because why the fuck not, it was in a video game) will have to kill him and destroy the Death Egg to free the Republic.

>>87198866
>So pretty comparable in size to the SSD in ESB.

No. Not even close. The Executor was only 19 Kilometers long. This thing is 60 Kilometers wide, basically more than three times the total length of the SSD in ESB.

>>87195466
>that fuckin population
>hanger bays are fuckin suburban house tier in size

>>87197525
>They are so afraid of being original
This is the crux of the new SW movies and movies in general nowadays. Not that there isn't some good/decent relatively original stuff out there, but I feel like this is an age of sequels, redos, remakes, reboots, book rip-offs, etc. It's all about playing it safe, appealing to as wide an audience as possible, and shooting for average in order to make as many buckaroos as possible. I'm fucking tired of it.

>>87197714
The Death System, an entire solar system of Starkillers with orbiting death stars for moons, all powered by a giant star

The rebels will defeat it by using a captured death star to destroy the giant star

>>87198993
>The Executor was only 19 Kilometers long
And that is the highest estimate. Multiple sources gave multiple numbers throughout the years. Another source said it was only 12 km, which would make this literally 5 times wider than it was long.

>>87197248
>Phasma's planet

Wait what? Rundown?

>>87198856
Corporate power is very fickle. What if he gets voted out by the shareholders of his own company? What if because of market difficulties the company (or companies) in question just stops making money? What if an anti-big business genuinely fascist (that wasn't Palpatine's) or communist dictatorship were to take over? It's just too many possibilities where you can drop from power. Whereas as all-powerful dictator, you can't. Assassinations also aren't a factor when you're an all-powerful magician. Both in EU and nu-canon a lot of people tried to off Palpatine and all failed because he just BTFO them with the Force.

>>87198859

>ignoring the existence of landing craft and spacedocks and their appropriate real-world counterparts

Your analogy is stupid. It's like saying cruise ships should be amphibious so if the need arises they can drive to Las Vegas.

>>87199078
>The rebels will defeat it by using a captured death star to destroy the giant star

>"Are you telling me, that your master plan is to steal a freaking Death Star?"
>"Do you have any better ideas."
>"That doesn't matter, when your only plan is utterly insane. Who's going to pilot it?"
>"I will!"

>Rey then proceeds to Use the Force(TM) to operate every single control on the Death Star(TM), and fly it through the system, dodging hundreds of lase beams, and blowing up most of the system while spinning around like a disco ball.

>>87199127

Even Star Destroyers don't land, they just repulsorlift hover a kilometer or two up. I guess this ship could as well if it needed to.

There is no explanation for Starkiller base regardless. Even if you had the money you wouldn't spend it on that. There would never be a need to put everything into one super weapon like that. You could just build multiple smaller death star like ships and aim them at all the planets in the star system together.

It's more practical and if one fails you aren't fucked.

The fact they could build such a ridiculous thing is compounded by the fact even if they could, who the fuck would. Starkiller base is too retarded to exist.

>>87194617
>implying they're trying to be subtle

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>>87198993
I'm not talking about retconned technical manuals in expanded universe shit. I'm talking as it appears in the actual movie.


According to those same sources a regular star destroyer is one mile long, but if that's true this has to be significantly longer than 13 miles.

>>87194638
>that will be destroyed when snoke's stealth bomber shaped small dick replacer crashes into it
You're thinking too small my boy.

>Rey hijacks the Supremacy and single-handedly pilots it in an effort to do what you described, flying it right into the equator of the Deathstar
>After setting course, she gets into an escape pod, and watches from afar as it continues on its collision course
>Just as the Supremacy is about to crash, the Death Star splits into two halves by the equator, parts ways up and down, the Supremacy flies through it in the middle, the Death Star rotates around (the two pieces rotating in different directions for added effect) then it rejoins, tilts, and blows up the Supremacy for no discernable reason except for the fireworks.

>>87199221
At that scale the SSD would appear to be hundreds of miles long

>>87199311
Exactly.

>>87194178
>Implying it's more ridiculous than the death star, or stupid as fuck starkiller base

>>87198859
This fictional ship was clearly built to stay in space. Not him but the only retard here is you

>>87199221
Shits not retconned. This has been the roughly official size since the movie came out in 1980. Mentioned in books and Topps cards published back in the day

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>>87193712
>mega-class

>>87196488
is uhhh...is this canon?

>>87199415
>mentioned in books and Topp cards

That's great anon, but I'm talking about the movie. Not shitty non-canon trading cards.

>>87198969
>but if Plagueis stuck around to fulfill the Sith's plan it's likely it'd have ended up like you proposed.

Why do you say that, how do you know?

>>87199298
>Just as the Supremacy is about to crash, the Death Star splits into two halves by the equator, parts ways up and down, the Supremacy flies through it in the middle and stops at the center, the Death Star rotates around (the two pieces rotating in different directions for added effect) then slowly the two pieces move back into place on the top and bottom of the supremacy, the combination of the three pieces finally creating Snoke's super weapon
>Resistance fleet admiral exclaims it was a trap, and Rey had done exactly as Snoke had planned

>>87199490
Both the books and the cards were considered cannon in the day. The novelization also mentions the size. Let it go. You're wrong.

>>87199497
Because it says so on Wookieepedia.

>>87193697
star wars is like a huge mess now right?

>>87198514
they probably meant it's 'wing' span

>>87199515
Actually the Executor's size was recanonized to 19 KM.

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>>87195556

>>87198859
I get that these space fantasies tend to ignore gravity for the most part, but a ship that size would never be meant to land on planet. The whole point of having massive stations like that in space is to avoid the cost of moving large ships/parts of planet. Building them in space from smaller parts and resources that are easier to get into space is a better solution.

>>87199506
>Suddenly the High Admirality's room is filled with Snoke's voice, whose agents have hacked into the comms or something
>"That's right, Grand Admiral. And now, as you can see, you're not dealing with the Avarage Death Star anymore. With my engineer's help, we've created a weapon that has risen beyond the limits of a normal Death Star, and into the realm of Legend. The Legend that you fear! The Legend known throughout the entire Universe as the most powerful weapon to ever exist. This, my greatest creation, has become a Super Death Star!"
But then in George Lucas' original version it's revealed that it is actually Kylo who has become the true Super Death Star as having seen his master die at the hand of Rey, he is engulfed by a great rage. A rage that causes him to morph into a super mega ultra death star, and then exclaim in a Darth Vader voice: "Now I am Death Star."

>>87196838
*content-aware scales a tie interceptor*
perfect

>>87198643
This hits to true to home.

>>87197571
>A few decades ago the Trade Federation demonstrated that with sufficient funding one can start up a warmachine that could nearly crumble what basically got rebranded into the Imperial Army
>All it takes is a few hidden droid factories, some funds and you're set
>It's a well established fact that during the Empire Era, there's a metric shit ton of crime and villainy in the Galaxy, and the Hutts are a thing

>"You know what guys? We probably shouldn't have a standing army. It's not like the downfall of the Republic literally came about from its lack of a standing army and that they were in such desperate need of one that they took the gift horse handed to them without questioning if it comes with a set of pre-programmed instructions that are aimed for taking over all power."

>>87193712
needs to be whiter for symbolism

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How do you justify watching Nu-Wars in 2017?

>>87197777
somebody has to acknowledge the numbers goddamnit

>>87199221
Why does this image still look better than modern CGI space battles? The 100% accurate lighting? The film grain? The soft image nostalgia goggles?

>>87200039

I fucking love those gunships. Perfect Nam counterpart.

>>87200147
The fact it doesnt look polished with digital compositing makes it look real.

>>87200147

Because it physically existed, and had to be shot through a lens rather than just imported via storage.

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>>87200039
I watch it in hopes to see it torn down in reviews from certain sources.

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>>87200309
Seeing finely crafted miniature models used for such things makes me jizzum.

>>87198386
>>87198455

Because taxes keep the economy going how it's set up.

Governments and corporations hold all of the power, so if the lone farmer wants to set up somewhere by himself, then he has to make do.

>>87199899

>>It's a well established fact that during the Empire Era, there's a metric shit ton of crime and villainy in the Galaxy, and the Hutts are a thing

Good. That Hutt space, spice trade, and slavery continually exist make the galaxy more exiting. I bet people still kidnap Twi'leks even in the current era.

>>87200382
And trash Daisy "Charismatic as fuck" Ridley? Surely not.

>>87197809
>it will have a larger Hutt
>it will have a larger Rancor

>>87200475
Yeah, I was disappointed by Jay when he said Ridley was charismatic in their initial review of the movie in HitB. I thought she was competent (in that she had emotions, unlike rabbit teeth in RO), but that those emotions (like in quite a few of the other characters) were hypercharged. That seems to be an Abrams thing. In Star Trek 2009, shit was hypercharged, and it was in TFA as well. I don't think JJ knows how to write a movie where shit can actually slow down for a few moments and things going on in the movie universe can be reasonably explained to the audience. He has to make everything constantly sweeping action with rushed dialogue that often happens during the action itself or a scene with an up-tempo pace.

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>>87196838
>Tie fighter x-wing
BRAVO DISNEY

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>>87194529

>>87196853
>Snoke has been producing his army in the dark regions of the galaxy for decades.
This is the dumbest shit
>>87197074
>Starkiller Base is Ilum, the main planet that the Jedi used for kyber crystal harvesting for lightsabers. The Empire then moves on to claim it and mine it for the DS projects. It isn't until after the Empire falls for good that the FO gets their hands on it.
Fuck thats so dumb

>>87200679

Star Forge is too original for Disney.

It's also smarter than a big planet-destroying laser. "Hurr gonna blow up your planet and lose another inhabitable system full of resources."

>>87196488
>88

Truth.

>>87193697

it's like they let some 9 year old kid design all the spaceships

"oh yeah well my spacefleet has a super mega jigga ship"

>>87200679
They've got to be at least equal to the Rakatas' technology by now, right?

>>87195045
welcome to a JJ Abrams movie

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>ITT: I love laser swords and magic space religions haha... wait what's that? A large ship? Forget about it! I want realism!!!!

>>87201093
Rakatan technology relied on force users, so "modern stuff" is somewhat superior in the sense that it can be operated by anyone. May be if the empire and FO weren't retarded, they could build something similar to starforge, though smaller.

Imagine your reactions when you nerds realise this is a children's movie series.

>>87201222
Even children's series used to have heart in them.

>>87201162
>hmm the big bad evil thing last time was just a huge death star
>what should we make this time
>how about a MEGA CLASS STAR DESTROYER
Nothing to do with realism, just boring.

>>87200611
Fuck off RLMDrone. I haven't even seen Rogue One because nu-wars is ass and I already know it isn't worse than the shitfest that was the Shit Awakens, the worst Star Wars movie of all time.

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>>87201222
>this is a children's movie series
with a slave princess in a bikini

>>87201263
>During production, George Lucas referred to the film as a "Disney movie," trying to capture the whimsy of classic 1950s Disney family films, one of Lucas's favorites being Swiss Family Robinson (1960). Ironically, more than 30 years after the release of the film, the Walt Disney Company would acquire LucasFilm, Lucas' production company, including all rights to the "Star Wars" stories and characters for $4 billion; thus the film actually became a Disney movie.

>>87201404
Proof that Lucas never knew what star wars was.

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>>87201404
>this is a children's movie series

>>87201261
>I haven't even seen Rogue One
No. It's worse. It's not even a serviceable popcorn flick. Watching it makes you angry. The acting is flat, the writing is terrible, the premise is shit to begin with (it's on the same tier as extended universe bullshit), and because everything else about it is bad, the only thing left to hold it up is nostalgia in the form of a couple of Darth Vader cameos, CGI Moff Tarkin & Leia, and the time/setting itself (including the vehicles, weapons, stormtroopers, costumes, etc). The "original" elements of the movie blow so hard that it amounts to nothing more than a nostalgia jerkoff piece.

TFA is bad, but Rogue one is even fucking worse.

>>87200458
It doesn't make sense on why it exists though. If SW governments weren't inept through contrivances then Hutt Space would be gone a long time ago.

I'm kinda bummed that we didn't have our usual friday night star wars thread. What happened? Is that guy not around?

>>87193697
holy fuck its literally empire brava jew jew abraham

>>87193712
Are white people the villains or something?

Will we see stahlhelm wearing blondes oppressing muh poor minorities on BE-2341

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>empire defeated
>new republic is a thing
>STILL call yourself the resistance
yes I know the official explanation and it's fucking retarded

I wonder if the 2010s will later be viewed as the decade with the least amount of originality.

I like that better than the pizza ship

>You are now aware that as a Kradashev level 2.5 species the supremacy is actually a tiny ship.

A civilization on the scale of the empire could build that in a couple of weeks.

How OP the empire is is nearly impossible for us to imagine as a 0.6 species.

>>87201573
At least the plot is original. It doesn't make sense from the wiki summary I read, but any kind of originality is still better than shameless rehashing.

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>>87193712
reminds me of this

>>87201811
The rehash decade.

>>87201823
Pizza ship connects with this thing.

>>87201863
>Pizza ship connects with this thing.
Oh I didn't know that.

>>87201772
It was such a dumb decision. Disney wanted their cake and eat it too.

>Hey, happy ending after RotJ with the Empire gone!
>But wait, then who are the bad guys for our new films?
>Empire's back everyone!
>But doesn't that invalidate our happy ending?
>They're the First Order now, a remnant of the Empire with access to all their tech and fighting to beat the New Republic
>But doesn't that make them the "rebels" now?
>Umm, the New Republic doesn't want to fight the First Order so a small group splintered off from it to fight them as the Resistance, there problem solved.

>>87201863
>Pizza ship connects with this thing.
no, pizza ship is made inside of this thing

>>87199298

You know, ironically, i think 'single handedly' piloting a fuckhuge thing like that would be way easier than the falcon.

>>87201923
Why would the small group label itself the Resistance and make themselves seem like losers?

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>>87193712
>supremacy

>>87198377
I'd reccomend the Star Wars: X-Wing series.
Follows Rogue Squadron Post-RotJ, deals with the splintering of the Empire as every Moff and Admiral makes a mad grab for power. Helps set the stage for Thrawn and his return.
Also the conquest of Coruscant and other nice set piece moments.

>>87199162
I would pay good money to see a twenty minute spinning death star solar system destroying rave, completely played straight except for bb-8 bouncing all over the fucking place screaming its head off.

>>87198377
All the bounty hunter groups stories are breddy gud, although if you want the cliffs notes, just listen to each of the MC Chris songs.

Dengar did nothing wrong.

>>87194127
chodeship indeed

they aint even hiding the fact they are literally space nazis

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>>87197714
Yes, but will it have bigger bigger Luke?

>>87197157
good relations with the wookies they have?

>>87193697
>>87193712
Why would a spaceship need wings?

>>87202764
So that it can crash into a planet gracefully

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>>87193712
>The Supremacy

>how do we stop drumpf and the ebil white nazis
>lets name the bad guy's ship "supremacy" you know like white supremacy and make a woman blow it up at the end
>PERFECT
>DRUMPF IS FINISHED

>>87197344
Revell fucking angers me. They make a few dozen different car and tank models with 100+ pieces and then their sci-fi line consists of that shitty Space 1999 ship they've been selling for forty years and fucking 12-piece snap fit X-wings.

To top it off Bandai is making Perfect Grade 1/72 scale X-wings and Millenium Falcons but we can't buy them in the states because Revell is controlling the license.

Shit. If they don't want to put in the effort than license molds from somebody who does.

>>87202954

It's funny, no matter how hard they try to make the Empire bad, they're still the coolest group.

George ended up going to "both sides are bad and have good people" with the PT, with the Empire being literally the Republic. This is far more intellectually sound.

>>87203115
the jedi are objectively evil. The only good one in the ot is luke who is going off of lies.

The big revelation of vader being his dad is supposed to make you question everything.

I like the new SD design, the big fucker is meh I guess

>>87202987
do you mean that they just won't sell them on english-language retailers or that they straight up won't ship them to the us

>>87202987
just order over ebay, yes the prices are slightly bigger but you can still get all the bandai model kits
>>87203445
straight up won't ship them, I'm EUfag and I can't seem to find them anywhere, I think I found that bandai model kits are only available in Japan and possibly some asian countries

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>Finn we need to destroy the Supremacy!
>aight take yo shirt off bae
BRAVO

Am I the only one who thinks these look cool?

>>87194529
Stop commenting you fucking tripfag faggot

How can the First Order build much more massive structures than the Empire while at the same time having much less resources at its disposal?

>>87201772
#RESIST

>>87194482

But space guerilla's flying spaceships of peace into Neo-federation buildings would look too much like Jihadism and that is very problematic. Evil must continue to look like Nazis in space to creat muh deep subtext about Trump's America ™.

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>>87196838
>New death star in the background
pls no
not again

>>87200679
Please don't drag KOTOR into this, they already got it hard enough with SWTOR.

>>87203690
I've been asking myself this since I saw the trailer for Star Wars 7

the answer is that it makes no logical sense and the writers failed big-time

>>87203192
>objective evil
stopped reading there

>>87203795
At least kotor 2 is safe since in nu-eu Malachor didn't happen

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>>87201772
Its such bullshit, especially since they only have one squad of X-wings, which is less than what they had since episode 5. Its just a lame way to make the good guys the underdogs again.
>ywn get the Alliance to restore the Empire being a terrorist organization that grows from small movement to full on galactic conflict
This was the perfect opportunity for a role reversal, but i guess that would've been to smart for Jar Jar Abrams.
The new trilogy would've been way better if they borrowed more from the prequels.

>>87203856
Explain.

>>87203809

They actually are.

>kidnap kids
>indoctrinate them
>control them for life
>get them to work for them
>they horde knowledge

There's no good side.

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>HEY GUYS, ITS LIKE, THE RED GUARDS
>BUT THEY'RE NEW, LMAO
>BUY THE TOYS

>>87203909
You clearly don't know what the word objective means. last reply

>>87203907
No mass shadow generator, no destruction, so no Exile, Nihilus and Kreia since they became who they were because of that battle
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Malachor

>>87203937
too afraid to cry muh many shades of gay huh? Shame.

>>87203937

>objective
>what everyone can see as true when presented with the evidence

The Sith see the Jedi as subjectively evil. Both are objectively evil.

>>87203856
Wasn't there like a shitty Malachor in Rebels?

>>87193697
The air caste really is upping up their game, for the greater good.

>>87204012
There was, but it's nothing like in kotor 2, and after kotor 2 it's destroyed entirely.

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>>87193697
>Dude lets make it wide as fuck instead of long

>>87204037
Kind of grasping at straws here, but wasn't the planet destroyed by the Mass shadow generator called Malachor V?

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You all doubted him. You said that Jar Jar was the worst thing to happen to the Star Wars.
You abandoned him and now look at what you have done.
Why didn't you listen?

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>>87204069

>>87204064
Yes, but afaik the one in rebels also is Malachor V

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>>87204132

>>87195045
Jewlywood

spoil me

>>87204132
That's funny.

>>87194178
reminder that's length, and not width

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>>87193697
How on Earth did they fucking build this in secrecy? Not only that but how did they build this and Starkiller Base (a space station as big as a fucking planet) in secrecy without any more resources? Surely after Episode 6 they would need more money and parts but somehow Disney makes the Empire the strongest as ever after they lose at end of Episode 6.

I wish the normies would understand how absurd this sounds and call JJ a hack.

>>87204040
No wonder girls like new Star Wars so much

>>87193697
>>87193712
This is such a redundant design for a spacecraft.

>>87201263
Kids used not to be transexual fags and liked some tits

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>>87204522
fug

>>87196075
He's not wrong tho.

>>87196470
Muh dik

>>87194585
>>87194178
Only super nerds even knew anyways that there were two different kinds of star destroyers