How did JD get so many hot chicks in Scrubs? Who was best?

>>87190950
mandy moore will always surpass any other female

Kim is mai waifu

I find all of them completely boring other than Kim
I hate vanilla hot

The strong African American female.

>>87190950

8,9,7,6,5,4,6,5,7,6,6

>>87190950
scrubs is very unrealistic because zac braff is probably one of the most insufferable people on this planet

his goddamn movies jesusssss

>>87190950
Nina's ice queen thing made me diamonds

>>87190950
Because it's a Show and you are a loser

File: 1497719098642.png (22KB, 672x944px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 672x944px

Black girl was the cutest, well worth the blue balls.

you lost me at the black one.

>>87190950
Standard "loser gets the prom queen" narrative to keep lonely single guys watching.

>>87190950
If you are going to be a doctor, you can get any trashy woman you want.

>>87190950
Lmao I thought these were all the same girl and that the point of this thread was the progression of a girl with age.

>>87191225
Dude, if you are a fucking doctor, you're insta 8/10. Braff isnt hot by Hollywood standards, but by normie standards he is a solid 9/10. Handsome, tall, his only "flaw" is his weak jaw.

>>87191332
At what age do women usually turn black?

File: that's SO funny.jpg (53KB, 561x385px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 561x385px

best waifu

>>87190950
Julie >>> Kim > Elliot > TCW = Danni = Kylie = GSG >> Nina = Jordan = Tamara >> Alex

>>87190950
Don't get me wrong, I love Elizabeth Banks, but did anyone else kinda hate Kim? She was so obsessed with trying to get JD to love her. Then he straight up tells her " nah, I could never love you after what you did ". Then they make him out to be the bad guy for saying that. She stays with him regardless. Then she gets pissed when he says he "hopes" he can love her one day

he was a doctor, relatively good looking with a sense of humor

>>87191816
This is 10 x better than Let It Go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD_IEqxp-e0

>>87191964
Scubs is a numale beta show made by and for numale betas. What did you expect. All men on the show are weak faggots. Their women control them all the time.

>>87192011
This. All of them are dominated except for Kelso. They also ended up ruining Kelso by implying his wife cheated on him and that he just enjoys fucking asian prostitutes.

>>87192011
wew i guess someone got some issues at home

>>87190950
If we're just going by looks, on a scale from 1-10, left to right:
6 - 7 - 7 (later Jordan is a 4) - 5 - 9 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 6,5 - 6 - 8,5
I think.

>>87192011
Pretty much. There were tons of moments like this in the show where I could tell they wanted me to feel a certain way, but logically it didn't make sense. Like when Carla is involved for example, lmao

Did he bang Elliot's friend played by Keri Russell?
I can't remember

>>87190950
Doctors get pussy.

>>87192381
Don't think so. Didn't bang Heather Graham either I think. Tough life.

>>87192228
>Brendan reaction pic
Man that's like a double wammy in a Scrubs thread ;__;

>>87191409
>>87192423

I'm a surgeon, and I get zero tail due to being a hopeless sperglord.

To answer OP's question, I'm going with Kim. Hot urologic surgeon.

Didn't he bang Molly (the psychiatrist)?

>>87191816
That's so funny

>>87192516
>Didn't he bang Molly (the psychiatrist)?
Nope. He has to get a permission slip from Elliott (since it's her friend) and he finds out she had written "now we're even" on it when he tries to give it to Molly

File: ELAINE.jpg (4KB, 210x250px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 210x250px

What was his final chick count? it was in the 100s right?

>>87191032
>amy smart
>5
I fell for the bait.

>>87190950

> Kylie by a fucking mile. God damn did JD beef that one badly.

And that actress has barely been in anything else AFAIK.

>>87192005
Tangled is better in every way to Frozen.
Rapunzel was a strong female character without announcing to the world "I'm a strong womyn who don't need no man"

>>87191512
after death

>>87193487
This

>>87190966
That's funny

>>87190966
That's so funny

File: Sean_Kelly.jpg (806KB, 2023x3000px) Image search: [Google]

806KB, 2023x3000px

But who was the best side character overall and why was it this motherfucker?

>>87190950
By being a doctor. Not that far fetch

>>87194881
>breaks up with Elliot
>a few days later is in full hobo mode
I thought it was funny

>>87190950
>Jew Doctor

>>87190950
Any slightly attractive doctor has women crawling all over them. It's why they cheat all the time.
>>87192516
No, it's because you're Indian or Asian.

>>87194881
that's not Keith

File: S6-HQ-Keith.jpg (522KB, 2000x2668px) Image search: [Google]

522KB, 2000x2668px

>>87195214
I truly believe he would've been broing it up with Turk and JD if he never would've gotten with Elliot

>>87190950
Is there any place I can watch this with the original music?

The new music fucking sucks.

>>87195457
In my mind he goes off to war and gets so traumatized he becomes Ben the soldier in IASiP

>>87190950
Clearly JD is best girl. God, I miss this show.

>>87190950
>Julie was waifu

not sure if this was made clear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExFIrV4QpXY

File: 5x9JD-Julie-unicorn.jpg (59KB, 768x576px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 768x576px

>>87190966
fpbp

>>87191133
the only girl worth the blue balls was Molly

>>87191964
SHE THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILD

which he didn't know until she brought her ass back with a kid and he hadnt gotten a paternity test yet because remember she was pregnant WITHOUT THEM HAVING SEX

also carla was the worst and turk shoulda had more doctor poosy in the series and not marry a fucking nurse

>>87192101
it took me years to notice this

"elliot..youre my dream girl"
>the girl that fucked your brother in your bed after breaking up with you and cock blocked you from top tier molly clock

>>87192228
brendan frasier death was kino

also Ted's cover of Hey Ya