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Why are all the best ones Synthetic?

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TFW you'll never have a Basic Friendship Model Girlfriend named Apple. Why live?
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why do women hate this type of character in movies??
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Because robots can at least be programmed to have emotions and empathy.
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>>87183275

it makes them think of the future
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>>87183215
Would I have to pay extra for an Elle-bot?
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>>87183215

What's the advanced model like?
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>>87183275
the MPDG? Because it's a reversal of roles. The female is supposed to be the one who finds a hot exciting guy who drags her along through all sorts of crazy shit.
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>>87183571
No, ugly asymmetrical bots would be the cheapest.
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>>87183275
Because they can never hope to compete
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>>87183215
>>87183615
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS!!!
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>>87183571
Why would you pay extra for a worst version?
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skip to 02:00 and 04:47 for the russian robotic qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW9E6DgEaZ0
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>tfw no sexbot
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>>87184050
That's too weird.
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Sexbots won't be legal, shitlords.
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>>87184175
Maybe you're just too reddit
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>>87184175
It's in my uncanny valley, too. Probably because of the color
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>>87184175
cuck
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>>87184266
Jealousy is unbecoming my dear
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>>87184899
They will be made illegal because screeching harpy feminists and SJWs will pour millions towards lobbying for their outlaw. The insanity of the left is a problem for everybody.
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>>87183609
unironically this. still a shit archetype though
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She's PERFECT and DREAMY!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUGE_0eHcFg
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>>87183623
>>87183772
I'd also have a Glaubot, robo kstew, kiki droid (mad men era), Dafne replecant, and a lego Mara
For a half dozen i should get a discount
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>>87184050
>whole thing is made of jelly
>gets super sticky when you place your feet there

ew
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>>87183615
>tfw you will never have a gf who looks at you like this
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>>87184266
>>87184994
>we're NOT JUST SEX you SHITLORDS
>we'll make sexbots for sex then
>OH MY GOD HOW DARE YOU H-HELP I'M BEING RAPED LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
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she's not really manic pixie. she's more 'completely insane'
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>>87184050
Where do I buy one and how much?
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>>87186419
Yep. It's almost like feminism is just another political movement used to control half the population through identity politics and emotion.
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>>87183215

As part of the promotion for Alien Covenant they had a website where you could take a quiz that tells you what kind of Walter you should get, they had a soldier version and a doctor version and so on, but also stuff like a life coach version and a professor version. Honestly it'd be nice to have a Walter bro to basically be your butler and give you pep talks. Having a girlfriend bot would be kind of distracting and it would go to waste most of the time unless it followed you around in public, which would probably creep people out. With a Walter helping out I could probably get my life in order enough to get a real girlfriend anyway.
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>>87183215
>>87183615
>>87185165
>>87186562
giv robo gf
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>>87186729
Go look up synonyms for "manic."
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Can robots love?
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>>87187619
No, but neither can women.
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>>87187632
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>>87183215
whats that? live-action Final Fantasy XIII ??
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>>87187632
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>>87187747
Turbo Kid. Watch it, it's alright. Robo gf prequel on youtube. Sequel in production afaik.
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>>87187887
Prequel https://youtube.com/watch?v=G8kFIbmmuEk
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>>87187632

really activated my almonds
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>>87187632
too true
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why does /tv/ love apple all of a sudden
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>Laurence Leboeuf Turbo Kid 3.webm

Give us the other 2 anon.
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>>87183615
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>>87183615
don't cry for me i'm already dead
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>>87183615

You know what really gets me? You know what makes me so angry I start hyperventilating every time I even start to think about it?

If we'd been born just a little later, a few decades maybe, maybe even less than that, we might have lived to see that. We might have lived to see the robot waifu world where we wouldn't have to fight like primates for this shit.

But no. We'll die having done it the hard and miserable way, just like everyone for the last 2 million years, and when the beginning of the new era was just round the corner
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Anyone else feels like fapping to mycherrycrush?
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>>87188908
Had to check it out. Holy hell
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>>87188908

w-what is this?
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>>87189489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg__2LhSq_g
she has a lot of hardcore stuff
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>>87189715

What is the point of this? If I wanted to jerk off, I'd watch porn. I'm here for the ear licking personal attention role playing
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>>87188775

If it's any better I'm sure the people in the future that have that will be butthurt that they were born a few decades early for full VR matrix style immersion.
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>>87189811
she has porn dumbass, but this is a christian board so I'm posting a youtube video
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>>87189850

I suppose thats something. They'll still be dead in the end. I suppose the ones we should be salty about are the ones who'll live to live forever
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>>87190229

>I suppose the ones we should be salty about are the ones who'll live to live forever

That's probably at lost closer than you think and differently closer than the Matrix reality we all want. If not full biological immortality, 100+ year life extension is realistic, especially with biomass and shit coming in the next decade.
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>>87183215
fuck this movie is soo good, I dont mention it here because I dont want it to be ruined by you autists from /pol/ hurrurr shes a woman etc etc etc
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>>87190661

Have we been saying that?
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>>87183215

Even if they ever make this thing it'll never be legal
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>>87183215
Should I watch that movie?
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>>87190783
>>87191111
funny how /pol/ fags always use reddit formatting
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>>87183275
Because the man has the authority in the relationship and the woman is loving, devoted companion. You know, how it's been for millennia.
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>>87191205
yep
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>>87191411
>Because the man has the authority in the relationship
He doesn't though.
>and the woman is loving, devoted companion.
It's not a woman it's a robot.
>You know, how it's been for millennia.
As of this writing there qt gf robots do not exist.
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>>87191212
Maybe the normies are waking up.
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>>87191205
looks like Jerry Lewis
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PLEASE
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>>87191655

please what?
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>>87183275
because women are boring
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>>87183215
For a split second I thought from the thumbnail that this picture was from BLACKED. /tv/ has me fucked up.
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>>87183215
>>87183615
she looks old
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>>87188410
THIS YOU FUCK
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>>87186975
These are the available Walter versions. Which one would you guys order?
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>>87191921
therapist
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>>87191205
I don't know, how do you feel about violence and rad soundtracks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipO1K24DE90
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>>87191882

We ask for so little
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>>87191921
lifecoach, therapist and trainer pls
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>>87191921
>AMD powered
Who are they fucking kidding, robot slaves will be using tegras just like self driving cars are right now
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>>87191974
>how do you feel about violence and rad soundtracks?
alright
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Whats up my bros, anyone accumulate any MyCherryCrush MEGA folders?
Sorry to derail thread again, but Cherry is hot as fuck
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>>87192113
Then, it's not bad.
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>>87188982
>>87189489
Welcome my new lads, I find her incredibly sexy. Search "mycherrycrush fapxl" on google videos for a bunch of free vids. If youre not going the siterip way
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>>87191525
what in the fuck does this even mean? You make future you cringe.
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>>87183579
According to the movie it's apparently Michael Ironside
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>>87191525
you havent, fuck off back to /pol/
yes I know! everyone who doesnt agree with you is reddit and a cuck WE GET IT!
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>>87184050
How much is this? Asking for a friend who has the same name as me and lives in the same house.
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>find cherrycrush ASMR vids
>later find out she does HC porn
is this the best ending ever or what
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>>87192517
You don't want that anon, there's a bunch of anal and creampies.
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>>87192517
Panties. Double blowjob. Anal. Anal creampies. God how her tushy has grown into a booty over the years. Love how it jiggles. Blowjobs, handjobs, anal, pussy, tits, everything she does. I love cherry. I pay good money. Her snapchat too. And panties. Will be ordering a custom fetish vid as well
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