/nakedattraction/

It was a sausage fest last week

>>87183210
does she ever get nude?

Lads this is unironically my favourite show on TV

better than GOT and Rick and Morty

Reminder that this show literally proves women prefer the BBC

>>87183327
Unfortunatly no.

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>tfw just want a yummy mummy

>>87183210
hello lads.

Was anyone else unironically watching 8 out of 10 cats does Countdown? I sure was.

>>87183444
absolute shite

i was watching england v malta

which was also absolute shite i guess

The UK is the epicenter of all retarded reality TV. It's their specialty for some reason.

>there's going to be a tranny

Two threads lads

>this numale fag

>>87183512

Actually it's the Dutch and Endemol

>>87183524
this thread was first

First time watching this with tv

Are the men always poofs?

>single for 10 years
how many years has it been lads?

>>87183580
7 desu

>>87183565
Usually when they're the main contestant

>It's a gay episode.

>fag shit

Can't believe I made excuses to leave the pub early to get back to discussing benders with a bunch of 15 year olds on the internet. Need to seriously re-evaluate my life choices desu.

>>87183210
>gay conquistador Mark

>>87183580
3...

>fags again

no.

>>87183580

8, I'm 25

>>87183616
future aidsfag

>>87183580
20 years

>>87183614
fuck off did you no one is that big of a queer

>>87183602
So why are we watching?

No fucking way


It was all dudes last week too

Jesus Christ fuck this show

>gay one

fuck sake

Blue Jew

>tattoos

"No"

Why are there no gay blacks?

>>87183614
living the dream

>>87183681
estrogen in the water supply is turning wypipol gay, drink your super male vitality and you won't have to worry about it

>A lot more spit

What the fuck...

>claims he's an otter

I bet he doesn't even have abs.

>>87183701
:(

>literally a gay propaganda show

>first time watching this show
>its some fag talking about bears, cubs, and otters while other men shake their bums

wow great show

scared that family memeber is gona walk in any second and see all the zoomed in cocks on the tv

>>87183210
Yurop is a sick, sick place.

>he's more cub to bear

No, he's just obese

>>87183746
It's not usually like this but the last two eps have been this


I want my cuties back...

So glad I pay for a TV license.

>i'm active so i give

what does that even mean

I'm sure this law student will get lots of clients now

Reminder that Channel 4 is partially Government funded

ORANGE IS A TRANIIE I CAN TELL

>>87183784
absolute mong

I hope all this dude's law classmates give him shit for getting naked on reality TV and rejected by a british homosexual.

>macarena tattoo

Why?

uuuuuUUUuu w0w

Why are they all so fucking fat?

>>87183807

>channel 4 spent millions on Bake Off
>basically got a tent and Paul Hollywood for it

Guardian TV should be see defunded

Oh boy, am I too late for the britkino?

Such degeneracy. How could this show air in uk smart

>British humo"""u"""r

>>87183807
Link?

jews btfo

>>87183844
Whoever decided Noel Fielding would make a good presenter should be sacked immediately

>>87183681
There are loads. Just less likely to be open because Jamaican and African families aren't cool with it at all.

cutfags BTFO

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CUTFAGS BTFO

>literally getting part of your dick cut off

Wew

the absolute state of cutfags

>he fell for the circumcision meme as an adult.

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pick a knob

UNCUT BTFO (GUY SAYS ITS MORE SENSITIVE AFTER HE GOT CIRCUMISED LOL) WHAT A RIP FOR UNCUTS

jews btfo

>>87183681

African and Caribbean parents/grandparents don't look to kindly on it

>>87183912
Blue looks tasty

>>87183874
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Channel_4

>Although largely commercially self-funded, it is ultimately publicly owned; originally a subsidiary of the Independent Broadcasting Authority (IBA), the station is now owned and operated by Channel Four Television Corporation, a public corporation of the Department for Culture, Media & Sport, which was established in 1990 and came into operation in 1993.

>Black male white female
THANKS CHANNEL 4

HOW WILL (((THEY))) EVER RECOVER (THEIR FORESKIN)

>cleaner
>more
>sensitive

>watch white gays pick each other
>then watch a black guy pick white women

wow great show you fucking faggots

>>87183906
I'm sure they'll never recover from the rejection of a british hipster faggot.

>>87183912

where's the token massive black lad?

>>87183966
He's picking the white women next

>choosing to mutilate your own penis

never seen uncuts btfoed harder than when a adult cut says it is more sensitive post circumistion LMAO

>>87183940
Does say anywhere there it's partially Government funded.

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The absolute STATE of the Yuropoors AND this thread

i hate my countrymen

I've no problem with gays in everyday life but when they talk about sex it makes my skin crawl

>>87183912

Why is it always only white guys for the gay episodes? Actually, I know why. But still I'm outraged.

>>87184018

amerifats seething that they're not allowed to show a tit on TV

It's like they picked out all the gay stereotypes and just lined them up.

dont understand why so many gays just have to "look" gay

These guys are gay as fuck

>yfw they literally just start bumming on the floor

>vlogger

>>87184137
this

>>87184137
mates... is sucking knobs gay?

>>87184214
>unemployed

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>>87184094
>Amurga just jealous of our gay propaganda softcovre porn on daytime TV!
The ABSOLUTE STATE of you, m8. Sort yourselves out. Maybe Islam taking over is the best for you after all.

>a thread filled with dudes being like 'eww these motherfuckers are GAY" while staring at flaccid penises on their tellys

>24 year old vlogger

Going to be a few underage girls on YouTube who know who he is, and now he's all cock out. Disgusting.

SHAVING FAGS BTFO

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>vlogger

nothing against the gays, but I literally hate them all and wished they all died painful deaths haha

lmao faggots btfo!

too gay for even a gay guy

>>87184232
I'd rather be criticizing hideous female bodies.

>>87184258
This, but unironically>>87184252

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>>87184230

>daytime TV

>amerishart intelligence

>>87184133
Because the media are obsessed with promoting the effeminate camp type of homo, so it's all we're ever presented with

>>87184230
>daytime TV

>It's an amerifat doesn't understand the concept of time zones episode

Try and leave your state once in a while Cletus.

PORTSMOUTH MENTIONED

>>87184258
a tad rude

>>87184270
this

If you were gay, which guy would you have chosen though.

>from bradford

He's going to get beheaded by his neighours when he gets home

>>87184230
its 11pm in the civilized world mate

Anyone found his youtube channel?

orange already won

gg rip

gg no re

ezz

Yellows glasses are so gay

>>87184291
fucking state of the frogs and spics

Manlets btfo once again

click on this shit
ITS FUCKING GAYS

>>87184230
>daytime tv
>american education

>>87184291
why do china and california use out time

Lad from the england v malta gamethread talking to a girl i knew from school on tinder for the first time here

We exchanged a few messages and then I asked her what she was doing atm and she said "I'm at a friends"

Is this normiespeak for "I'm getting railed by BBC"?

>>87184333
no wait im not in the same timezone as the brit lads

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WHAT A PAIR OF BALLS

YOU GOT QUITE A PAIR OF BALLS THERE MARK

Impressive meat & veg tbf

litterally rejected the better looking in every way but shorter guy lol

>>87184399
Is she white? If she is, then always assume she is getting the BBC.

>>87184399
Yes, 100%

MANLETS BTFO

manlets btfo

Now the women show up... right?

>>87184447
ye

>>87184443
When will they learn?

>finally get a straight guy next half


Jesus Christ

>the absolute state of manlets

>>87184460
WILL THEY EVER LEARN?

manlet status: btfo

he said "ive learnt a lot this time round being the chooser" so was he in the boxes in a previous episode? they are really running out of people

>>87184443
t. manlet

not gay or anything, just imagining that ginger lad slurping down on those massive nuts right about now.

>>87183580
27 and counting

So when are the women coming? I was told there were women on the show.

>>87184471
Yeah, but they'll all be fat munters with baggy fannies and tits like a spaniel's ears.

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>>87184305
>>87184291
>muh gay dick show is okay because its on at X time
The only time zone that matters is the one without gay dick-viewing telly shows during the MIDDLE OF THE DAY
Gobless Ameica

Say what you want about the gays, they don't half turn out well.

great tache on this lad though tbf
not bent

>>87184499
how did u guess

I'm 100% sure the fags fuck as soon as they leave the tv set

>>87184504
0-14 don't count.

>>87183405
British """"""""""""""""women""""""""""""""""""

Teeth like a fucking horse

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they're going to fucking bum arent they lads

>Rugby Union
>gay

Colour me surprised

>>87184534
Why are homosexuals so promiscuous?

>THEY KISSED IN PUBLIC

where's the shariah squad when you fucking need them

TIME FOR BLACKED

BRITAIN MUST SINK

rugby gay sport confirmed

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>>87183580
-11

>>87184536
why not?

>>87184505
second act

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Reminder

>>87183681
blacks are actually gay and trans at a higher rate than whites

>quorn
nah thanks mate you're alri

>>87184679
What's weird about this?

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>>87183580
23

>>87184679
are they related? they have the same leg tattoo

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Happening in Paris again, lads.

>>87184633
Because nobody enters a serious relationship before those years, save for abused children.

>>87184084
they get to choose what they prefer so im guessing they all say no niggers

>>87184679
>the virgin stance

>>87184690
you'll cowards don't even drink malk

>>87184679
CUTE

Not even surprising anymore

BIG

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>>87184679

>>87184763
even with her shit hair she is way out of his league,also this black guy isn't attractive

>its a blacked episode
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

BLACKED.com INCOMING

>missed the first half but we in here now

>its a nigger

>>87183580
32

We James Harden now.

this really is /ourshow/

Does he work in Carphone Warehouse

>its another nigger picks one of 6 white women to breed episode

This black fella just doesn't realize he needed to be in the gay half.

>friendzoned nice guy
Our guy

>first half is the gays, second half is the blacks

Fucking hell.

inb4 he has a tiny little willy

He seems like /our guy/

How come blacks are massively overrepresented in our media?

why do i watch this tripe

blue is pure

>>87184821
BRAVO BRITAIN

those fucking tattoos i swear worst fucking tats on this show all the time fuck me why so many with ugly tats just can't believe it

>>87184821
nah even blacks are forced to have one non white female.

E P I C
P
I
C

>all tatooed to fuck

>>87183580
6 (24 yrs old)

EPIC!!

Please don't pick blue

putting it on there now, I reckon blue is going to be an absolute babe.

>they're all trashy whores

lmao

BLUE for sure.

BLUE IS CUTE

If he doesn't pick blue he's literally gay

>EPIC

/ourguy/ confirmed?

This nigga is hilarious.

>>87184866
I bet at least 3 have pierced nipples too

more art on display than the national gallery.

is it a good idea to ask my tinder match what she was looking for when she swiped left on me?

>>87183580
31 years aka my whole life

Blue is the clear winner.

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>all those tats

Is this dude a fucking virgin?

>edgy

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taking bets

>>87184927
ALL IN ON BLUE

>tatooing hopeless romantic on your legs

jesus are these the female versions of neckbeards?

>yellow

What the fuck is going on there.

literally every time its a bunch of women theres at least one with the exact leg shape of pink

Has there ever been an attractive woman on this show?

>>87184927
ORANGE

>>87184927
Blue or orange

>>87184892
at least pierced nipples is kinda hot these rancid tattoos dont do them any favours

I am blue team

tattoos are the plague of this generation

Blue has beat ass too

Blue has a nice perky ass.

THEY WANT HIM TO BREED WITH GOOD STOCK

>>87184927
I want blue
he'll go for RED

>>87184905
Do you autism? Why not write her a poem as well. Just ask her if she's going to be turned on by this BBC which is going to be out in the next few minutes.

He loves that ass meat.

>>87184891
1. tall lass
2. nigress
3. perfect vagina
.
.
.
6. rest

>>87184927
>tats
>tats and fat
>fat and brown
>tats and fat
>might actually be a normal person
>tats

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>tfw will never go on this with your massive MILF/mature fetish

>>87184927
He's going with Orange. I would take blue, as she appears not to be a tattooed slag.

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bums

CHESTLETS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

wtf greens been on before

omg green is kinda pretty

First time watching this. Just turned it on. You're all disgusting.

HE LOST

>>87184927
blue then red desu
yellow stands like a man

>>87184952
attractive women don't need to go on this show

>2 edgy 4 me

BASED black man is totally are lad

green is cute besides the tats

You fucked up my nigga

Jesussssssss

8/10

TIT GUYS BTFO

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>>87184927
>>87184995
Blue or nothing

>>87184985
>expecting anyone who goes on national TV naked so they can whore themselves out to be anything close to normal

Green was pretty nice looking

>gets rid of the most attractive girl

cute face but woeful body

FAT
SLOPPY
NIGGER
TITS

wew! those knee shooters!

the fucking baboon tits on than jigaboo. ahahahahaha

BIG
BLACK
TITTIES

Pussy where?

This tattoo meme has to fucking stop.

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>red

>wow
he just realised he dumped the best tits by far

>those black tits

FUCKING KEK

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>>87184973
>Do you autism?
YES

I planned this far into the conversation and I was hoping we'd find something we could talk about in depth but now the conversation has flatlined

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>those saggy nigress milkbags
oh deer oh deer

>>87185041
nah, she was dumb as fuck t.bh

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yeah green was on before heres her but in a blue box?

DISGUST

>yellows c-section

>OBVIOUS cesarean

Blue is perfect


Please don't have a busted face

>those tits on the

>eliminated best tits first

Fucked up.

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OH NO RED

All shit tits.

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>>87185067
>arm tattoo

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Full frontal

This dude is too good.

The absolute STATE of these tattoos

>>87185096
???

wtf is this?

>girl with the nicest tits gets kicked off first

>the state of yellow's body shape

Do you like Modern Britain lads?

>>87185091
post a screenshot of the conversation lad, I'll help you out.

>>87185096
Yellows tattoo and c section look familiar too

B L U E
L
U
E

>>87185116
this.

NIGGRESS DOWN

Don't even like black girls (never actually seen one in real life lol) but she looks nice

>>87185096
fuck me wtf is this autistic naked attraction knowledge, i'm impressed maybe a filler contestant lol

>blacks btfo

>>87185152
my great grandfather killed for this

Fuck RED has a sexy posh accent.

>>87185152
It's all ogre for Britain

>>87185096
ha, thought she looked familiar, must be scraping the barrel trying to convince people to come on here.

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This is allowed on TV?

britbros

is Take Me Out back on?
and when?

New thread?

wood bang the black titty monster

29 and they're already almost touching her feet
Gravity hit her hard.

>>87185185
pretty and posh as fuck accent as well

why has he kept yellow, it's irredeemable

>>87185218
aahahah wtf?? are they gay

>>87185218
CLASSIC EPISODE

i'd defo motorboat red

>>87185189
>mfw my great grandfather was a deserter in the war

>>87185218
Fucking lmao

Green had the best tits, wtf.

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God dayum

but I'lm still rooting for blue

>>87185218

This is fucking art.

>>87185218
KINO

just how BIG do you think this guys cock will be lads?

if it isnt impregnating one of those fine white women by the end of the episode i will be upset

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>>87185218

>>87185218
FOUR SCOOPS

>>87185218
lmao this episode was brilliant, the huge guy just fucked her then never called her back

>>87185218
JUST

>this ad

>>87185153
ok, im the greentext, this is after she said she was at a friends house and asked me what I was doing

>I'm watching naked attraction on channel 4
oh nice :D
>have you ever watched it?
Nope never, heard about it though haha
>it's pretty trashy i guess but i think it's funny haha (in hindsight this was a fairly autistic thing to say but i panicked a bit)
Oh fair enough haha

>>87185185

>never actually seen one in real life lol

Seriously?

>>87185245

No some milf was choosing, she picked the ripped steroid guy

Why are we even pretending like this is a contest when BLUE's around?

>>87185269
The most beta chad of all time.

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>>87185218

>>87185218
is that russel brand

>>87185264
He's constantly getting friendzoned, so I'm saying small.

>>87185294
any pic of her?

>>87185218
russel brand gets transferred to police squad gym division

>>87185218
>devandra banhart meets mel gibson in russian banya

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>>87185218
that big guy will be dead in a few years surely

>>87185291
Not everyone lives in America.

>>87185328
Where do you live?

Surely blue has to have a shit face

>>87185340
Burgos.

predictions:
-black lad picks yellow
-he pumps and dumps her despite having a small willy
-neither of them want to see each other again

>>87185341
pls no

>>87185341
pls don't do this to me

>>87185218
what episode?

>>87185291
>>87185328

yeah seriously. i live in a small market town in wales and ive seen atleast 5 different blacks

>>87185325

He's in his 60s so yes

>coming on this shit for a "proper relationship"

>>87185218
styx?

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>>87185291

East Yorkshire lad, god's own country.

Have seen a black man a few times though

>>87185364
by yellw I meant orange

>>87185341
Nah


They will occasionally have legitimate models on

>blue turns out to be model-tier
>he picks her
>she doesn't call him back

Blonde is the best

>>87185360
Based Castilla

BLUE IS QT3.14

ornage only non complete shit face fuck me he got rid of the best girl first RIP

holy shit that girl from geordie shore got fat

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>blue's face

>that busted face on yellow

ORANGE WINS

That face.

BLUE IS CUTE
L
U
E

I
S

C
U
T
E

BLUEEEEEEEE

Orange's face is great, but Blue is best overall.

Those are some serious snozzes.

blue face confirmed shit rip lads we tried she couldn't have it all

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wew

Orange has the most qt face.

Blue is too attractive for this show. I'm really into Yellow.

>goes for the trashiest ugliest whore
>the state of black """men"""

>>87185386
Scottish highlands here and rarely see minorities. As a result I have a raging black girl fetish

HAIRLETS BTFO

orange face on blue body would be peng

Blue > orange > yellow >>>>>>>>>>>>>> pink

blue has the best body and orange has the best face

Blue or Orange is the one easily

>>87185483
dont rate blue, but she'd birth chad sons

orange looks welsh lmao i wonder if she reall yis wonder if i can fucking spot welsh people by sight at ths point

>>87185508

Correct.

>>87185486
I meant Orange. They're picked retarded coors.

WOMANLETS BTFO