We write potential GoT lines/dialogue on this thread

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>>87181820
>In Valyrian, valonqar has no gender

>>87181820
Fuck the dragons

Bronn: You still owe me gold!
Jaime throws his hand to Bronn.
Jaime: Now you can claim you killed the kingslayer. That might be enough for a nice little home.
Bronn: I'm not a nice guy.
They keep riding side by side.
Bronn: Not that it would do much good anyhow. Now that those zombies are coming for us all.
Jaime: Zombies?
Bronn: Made that up. Sounds good though, doesn't it?
Jaime: It's good to have you here.
Bronn: Gettin a little sentimental there, huh, Lannister?
Silence.
Bronn: Me too, lad.

>>87181820
Bronn: Heyyyy... you still owe me gold!
Jaime throws his hand to Bronn.
Jaime: Now you can claim you killed the kingslayer! That might be enough for a nice little home...
Bronn: I'm not a nice guy!
They keep riding side by side.
Bronn: Not that it would do much good anyways. Now that those zombies are coming for us all.
Jaime: Zombies?!
Bronn: Made that up. Sounds good though, doesn't it? Haha!
Jaime: It's good to have you here, friend.
Bronn: Gettin a little sentimental there, huh, you fuckin Lannister?
Silence.
Bronn: Me too, laddo.

>>87181820
>Your cock
>My cock
>He has no cock
>small cock
>huge cock

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>Y-your grace, instituting rule of law where every man has a vote is quite a big-
>Who said anything about MEN having a vote?
>*head spontaneously combusts*

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*teleports behind you*
Nothin' personnel, kid

>>87182097
>>87182032
Wow, I could picture this

>>87181820
Bronn: Heyyyy you muddafucka you... you still owe me gold!
Jaime throws his hand to Bronn.
Jaime: Now you can claim you killed the god damned kingslayer! That might be enough for a nice little fuckin' home...
Bronn: I'm not a nice damned guy!
They keep riding side by fucken side.
Bronn: Not that it would do much wretched good anyways. Now that those frakkin zombies are coming for us all.
Jaime: FUCKING ZOMBIES???
Bronn: Made that shit up, nigga. Sounds good though, doesn't it? Ha fuckin ha!
Jaime: It's real sexin good to have you here, my motherfuckin friend.
Bronn: Gettin a little shitassed sentimental there, huh, you fuckin cocksuckin Lannister?
Silence.
Bronn: Me too, me fucken laddo.

>>87181820
Every character ever
I LOVE COCKS AND MY SISTERS PUSSY

George R. R. Martin is living prof that men with sisters can still have incest fetish.

>>87181820
Fuck off!

>Hound: You sure look like a frosty cunt
>Night King: ...
>Hound: Bet you've got some kind of weird cocksicle down there between your legs
>Night King: ...
>Hound: Cunt

>>87183286
2bh id like to see this, done by hound or tormund

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>>87181938

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>>87181820
>so, you know, have you ever fucked with your cock before
>cock cock fuck fuck
>WHEIN (pic related)
>looks like it's all cocks in my mouth after all lmao
>my lord *extremely expository dialogue*
>lady shansha, you should trust me because I'm the mosht trushtworthy man you know. Beshides, you'll be fucked by a cock if you don't
>so you know, this onetime I was in flea bottom fucking COCKS *character makes a masturbating motion with hand*
>smug garbage t. all female characters

>ohhh yes hello I am Sir Drangus of House Bangus, you know who I am but let me explain it again so no one is confused
>lie back milady it appears I am about to siege your castle
>aaahhhhhh yes my cock is JUST like a battering ram
>and your titties are the battlements

AXESHULLY MY KWEEN DAS NOT DA RITE PRONUSHIAN OF VALYRUN MANE

IF ANY MAN DIES WITH A CLEAN COCK, I'LL RAPE HIS FUCKING HOOOORRRRRRRRSE

>>87181820
Bronn: Fuckin heyyyy you fuckin muddafucka you... your fuckin ass stilsl owes me a bitchload of fatherfuckin gold!
Jaime silently mouths "fucccckkkk" and throws his hand to Bronn.
Jaime: Tit's cunts, now your stupid ass-sucking self can claim you killed the fucken god damned kingslayer! That might be enough for a nice little goddamned fuckin' home...
Bronn: I'm not a fucken nice damned guy, bitch!
They fucken keep riding side by fucken side.
Bronn: Shit. Not that it would do much wretched good anyways, fag. Now that those frakkin zombies are coming for us all.
Jaime: FUCKING ZOMBIES, BITCH???
Bronn: Fucken made that shit up, nigga. Sounds reeaalll fuckin good though, doesn't it? Ha fuckin bitch ass ha!
Jaime: It's real sexin good to have you here, my motherfuckin cunt friend.
Bronn: Gettin a little shitassed sentimental there, huh, you fuckin god damned cocksuckin shit damned Lannister?
Silence.
Bronn: Me too, me fucken laddopotamus.

>White walker dragon is wounded and lands uncomfortably close to Dany and her group
>Lets out a huge roar
>Jorah pulls out his dragonglass dagger ready to eliminate the threat

Dany: You can't that's my child
Jorah: Khaleesi this is the night king's child now

>Dany gently caresses the dragon which brings a look of comfort over the beast's eyes before letting out another roar
>episode ends

sanasa: hmmm tyrion, i think i will kill you!
tyrion: hmmm why is that so sansa.. you are sound.... hmmm... very FOOLISH
sanasa: what you mean tyrion
tyrion: yuo forget THIS
*hoolds up crossbow*
sanasa: hmmm it seems it is over for me
tyrion: no not quite yet.... pull you're panties down
:sansa: i... hmmmm... i guess i have no choice
tyrion: eats her pissy

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>Why are you making armor that way?
>Stupid, retarded MALE blacksmiths, let me show you how it's done

>>87181820
DRAGON CUNT

>>87183781
>Aren't those breastplates supposed to be covered in leather?
>What? No you dumb shit

(farts)

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>>87183675
>>87182371
>>87182097
>>87182032

>Theon breaks into Yara's holding cell on the Iron Islands

Theon: Yara! I've come to rescue you!
Yara: No...my name is Reek now.
Theon: No...no! NO!

>Euron emerges from the shadows

Euron: How's it feel you cockless coward! You eunuch yellow-bellied sausage-poof! Look what I've turned my niece, your sweet sister, into!

Theon (quietly): ...You....bastard.....

Euron: What's that? Speak up you coward.

Theon (angrily): YOU....BASTARD!!!

>Theon punches Euron to the ground, blood flying everywhere
>Euron takes a moment to get up, compose himself

Euron: You punch well, for someone without a cock!

>Hear a sharp metallic sound
>Euron screams
>Cut to Euron, bleeding from his groin, with Tyene standing behind him

Tyene: What about me? Do I stab well for someone without a cock!?

Euron: Y-you! You cut off my penis!

>Euron collapses to the floor
>Tyene smiles, looks at Theon

Tyene: Come on, let's go Theon. Get Yara too. Cersei's going to know I escaped sooner or later.

>Episode ends with an extended 30 second shot of Euron crying in pain

>>87184656
Perfect

>>87184656
YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS

Tthe Wildlings: The army of the dead are coming!

The Hound: Lots of cunts.

>>87183286
this is actually an example of retarded hound dialogue being used somewhat correctly

CUNT

>>87186158
is the hound an aussie?

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>>87181820
>Bran: There must always be a Night's King.

>>87183675
Bronn: Mup da doo didda po mo gub
Jaime: bidda be dat muh tum
Bronn: Mahfugga bix nood

>>87184656
>Yara: No...my name is Reek now.
This would be pretty hot, not gonna lie

Davos: (under his breath) Stannis is the one true King
Jon: What was that?
Davos: Teh Baratheons send their regards
He stabs Jon snow
Davos: For teh watch
Jon falls to the ground
Davos: I never believed in God, But I believe in stannis.

Using kings blood, he manages to ressurect Stannis. A shadowy form appears in front of him, the think black shadow dissipates, revealing Stannis fully unharmed

Davos: Y-your grace?
Stannis: Davos... You just betrayed your king, therefore you must pay in more finger digits.
Davos: Nhot again, Jhon snhow please, ghet up, ghet up JhOn SNHOOO

>>87184656
>Fade to black
>smash cut to Euron's disembodied penis. It wriggles once as if an earthworm moving
>Roll credits and episode end theme

>>87187900
>>Roll credits and episode end theme
AND WHO
ARE YOU

>>87187682
AAAAGH MUY FEENIGR STOMBS JUN SHONW

>>87181820
Bronn: Fuckin assfuck! Fuckety fucksticks, you fuckin assfucking fucking god damned fucking fuckey muddafucka you... your fuckin fuckin ass stilsl owes me a fucking whore-ass' shit bitchload of fatherfuckin god damned motherfuckin gold!
Jaime silently mouths "hooollly fuckkkin shiiitt ass cockkkk fucccckkkk" and throws his fucken god damned shit assed mother fucken hand to fucken Bronn.
Jaime: Tit's fuckin' cunts, now your stupid fucking ass-sucking god damned self can claim you killed the fucken god damned asshole of a kingslayer! That might just fucken be fucken enough for a nice little fucken goddamned fuckin' home...
Bronn: I'm not a fucken nice damned goddamned guy, shit bitch!
They fucken keep riding side by damned fucken side.
Bronn: Shit. Shit. Not that it would do much wretched damned good anyways, you cocksucking fag faggot. Now that those frakkin zombies are coming for us all and all of our asshole asses.
Jaime: FUCKING ZOMBIES, BITCH??? SHIT!
Bronn: Fucken made that fuckin' goddamned shit up, nigga. Sounds reeaalll fuckin good though, doesn't it, asshole? Ha fuckin bitch ass ha!
Jaime: It's fucken real sexin good to have you here, my motherfuckin cunt friend bitch asshole.
Bronn: Gettin a little shitassed sentimental there, huh, you fuckin god damned cocksuckin shit damned bitch ass Lannister?
Silence.
Bronn: Me fuckin' too, me fucken laddopotamus.

>>87188037
>laddopotamus.

>For it is I, Ser Mannish Disproportio!
This is my new dude right here. No dudes

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>>87188037
>Jaime silently mouths ''hooollly fuckkkin shiiitt ass cockkkk fucccckkkk''
my sides have left this plane of existence and i don't even have a good reason

>I will break the wheel
>The wheel is circular and smooth, it enables society to keep operating. Do you mean to break that which ensures stability, which is the most important thing to have before entering the Long Winter and fighting a zombie army?
>...Dracarys

I'M GOING TO LIGHT A LARGE FIRE THAT THE NORTH MIGHT BE ABLE TO SEE

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Sansa: You murdered our aunt, Lysa Arryn
Littlefinger: You already gave teshtimony to the contrary. Are we now shupposed to accept evidence based sholely on your word, which you have now just proved is unreliable?

Sansa: You conspired to murder Jon Arryn
Littlefinger: Again there is no evidence of thish except your word, which is bashed on Lysha Arryn's word, neither of which are trustworthy. Lysha had motive to kill her hushband, and that was to prevent her shon from being made a ward of Shtannis Baratheon. She alsho fled the capital immediately after Jon'sh death, while I remained.

Sansa: You betrayed our father
Littlefinger: No, I turned in a turncoat who would have me bribe the chity guard to shtage a coup. I shwear fealty to the king, not some northern lord.

Bran: You held a knife to his throat
Littlefinger: He and his men drew their bladesh in the king's preshence, I kept the peace.

Arya: You said this knife belonged to Tyrion Lannister, but it was yours
Littlefinger: No, I told your mother it was mine and that I losht it to Tyrion. Now you're implying I was somehow responsible for the asshasshination attempt on Lord Eddard's son, despite me being a thoushand miles away from Winterfell at the time and having no knowledge of any of the events there. Unfortunately I am not omnishcient.

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>epic zombie vs good guys battle
>dany rides drogon and btfos bad guys left and right
>camerashot upward you can see a faint shadow approach from the clouds above
>dany feels something is wrong and turns her head
>it's the night king on the zombie dragon
>their eyes lock
>closeup shot on night king's blue eyes
>camera slowly lowers towars his mouth
>his lips parts
>"dracarys"

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>>87188037
>laddopotamus

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I'M THE IMMORTAL IRON FIST, DANNY RAND, SWORN ENEMY OF THE HAND AND PROTECTOR OF KUN'LUN.

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>>87181820
SHANSHA PLEASHE

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>Last minute of season 8 finale
>Tyrion walks up to camera
Tyrion: "Now THAT was a Game of Thrones"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

>>87182138
YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS QUEEEENN

I'll rip your cock off you shit faced cunt

>>87186234
Scottish obviously...Glaswegian to be exact

Theon: You'll never know what it feels like, to have lost what I've lost.
Davos: I lost a son once. And he had a cock too.
Tyrion: I'll never forget his face. I watched him burn alive at the bay. We fished his scorched cock from the water after the battle.
Davos: Was it a big cock?
Tyrion: I am a little man
The Hound: Cunts!

>>87183768
underrated

>>87188409
top kak

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>>87188037
I love this

>>87190013
more like
>last scene of season 8 finale
>all conflicts are resolved
>all the main characters have gathered around
>tyrion: "I suppose our game is concluded, then"
>someone: "what game?"
>tyrion looks at the camera
>"the Game of Thrones"
>sips from his cup
>the opening music starts playing as the camera zooms out and pans over the horizon as credits start to roll out

>>87183976
keked at this , bitch never wore armor thinking you sow plate armour with leather rather than wearing leather then putting on armour.

>>87182032
Hi Dabid

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How smelly is Melly's butt?

>Lady Shansha, I believe you lied under oath when you said your aunt Lysa jumped through the Moon door? Does this not matter?
>Ah, I shuppoze we are taking a crippled boy's dreams as facts, then? Should all trials be settled this way?
>Do great deeds not weigh in on my innocence? Saving you from the Lannisters, returning you to your seat in Winterfell, saving your brother and bringing the Vale into your service. A fair trial is the least you can offer me.
>No? Very well. I shall demand trial by combat.
>Not even that? Fine, then the Night's Watch will serve me well enough, with the dead on the way you need every man you can spare.
>You wish to kill me right here? Are you forgetting about the gods? You cannot kill a guest under your roof, you'd be no better than your family's killers.
>You don't care about that? Very well, but you are a Stark, my lady. I shall not accept accept your sentence if you are not the one to look me in the eye and take my life yourself.
>Or, whatever, just have the goblin bitch mutilate my throat with my dagger. Then burn my body.
>Or just leave my corpse on the floor. I shuppoze that would be acceptable as well.

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>>87182032
fucking kek

>>87182032
Honestly not bad t b h f a m

>>87182032
Wow, that's actually really good. Looks like you won this thread, BoJack Season 4. Kudos and congratulations.

BoJack Season 4, everyone. Best post in thread.

Wow. Just wow. Has anyone checked out this post: >>87182032? It's REALLY good.

>>87194640
underrated post

>>87182032
underrated post (more underrated than any other post)

>>87181820
Bronn: You still owe me gold!
Jaime throws post # >>87182032 to Bronn.
Jaime: Now you have the best post ever made on /tv/. That ought to satisfy you.
Bronn: Well, that is a right fine post. Best I've ever seen.
They keep riding side by side.
Bronn: Say, Jaime, did you thoroughly analyze post # >>87182032 before giving it to me? Because I don't see why someone would simply give away a post that glorious.
Jaime: I'm a zombie.
Bronn: Aaaaugh!

>>87183781
>Why are those Blacksmiths doing something they were trained to do by people who were trained to do that same thing by people who were trained to do the same thing for hundreds of years because that's the most efficient way to do it.
>They should do it how I tell them since I know how to read and that makes me better at everything.

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THE RAPE

>>87183781
YOU NEVER COVER METAL IN LEATHER UNLESS YOU WANT RUST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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"our youngest brother rickon tragically died a few months ago"

oh wait no uhhh whos rickon

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>Sansa: Jon Snow, you have acted against the interests of the North
>You have bent the knee to a foreign invador, the offspring of the mad king who murdered the lords of Winterfell
>How do you plead?

>Jon: I did what I had to, my grace. The north will come to nothing if not for an alliance against the dead. We must stand together and if that requires bending the knee then so be it.

>Sansa: Be that as it may, you are a traitor and you will..

>Bran: If I may interject for a moment. Jon, you had sex with your aunt. It was beautiful.

>Jon: what the fuck

>and who are you.. the proud lord said..

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>>87183768
>>87187682

>>87182097
I can hear it in their voices.

>>87182371
I can hear it in their voices.

>>87183675
The character's voices, it is like they are coming at me from out of the screen.

>>87187682
AND WHO ARE YOU?....THE PROUD LORD SAID

>>87198728
Who do you think wipes his ass?

>>87181820
1/2
Born: Fucking godfucking fucking shit ass titties motherfuckin damn shit ass my nigga, you sisterfucking god damn fucking muddafukka, you *vomits on horse* still fucking owe me that fucking fatherfuckin shitload of motherfucking god damned gold my negro!
James silently mouths: "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucckckckkkckkkckkkuuuckkckckkkkcuuckuckkckck" and motherfucking god damned hurls his holy motherfucking god damned golden ass fucking hand to Barnes
Jamie: Jesus fucking Christ you motherfucking goddamend horsefaced motherfucking assfucking cocksucker, now fucking you can motherfucking say that holy fucking shit, you fucking murdered the ass'n'tittyfucking son of a fucking bitch whore fucking kingslayer!!!!!1! Maybe fucking that will be e motherfucking nough to fucking *nearly chokes guzzling horse piss* goddamned buy your stupid asshole fucking self a fucking shitfucking estate plantation ass home, you stupid fuckety fuck...
Brone: I ain't no goddamned motherfukcing stupid ass bitch ass Jesus-on-the-holy-cross motherfucking familyfucking tightass hellfucking motherfucker of a bad fucking dude, dude!!
They keep fucking motherfucking goddamned riding their fucking stupid ass horsefaced horses and fucking taking turns pissing their stupid fucking pants with their sisterfucking fucking asswiping dickriding fucking cocks.
Bint: Not that that stupid fucking asswiping fucking shit would goddamned brotherfucking titfucking stupid ass do any fucking good, you dumb cuntbag. Not now that these dumb stupid bitchass zombie niggas are fucking assraping cockwashing fucking coming for our stupid cockdocking mouthraping fucking cunt ass selves.
Jim: Z O M B
Broke: Yeah I fucking goddamned motherfucking assfucking made that stupid piledriving snakeraping ass fucking shit up, my main fucking bitch ass fucking n i g g a. Doesn't it fucking sound so fucking orgasmically familyfucking assraping goddamned cuntpunching orphanburning good though you stupid fat

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>>87199624

Kek. Autismo Supremo.

>>87198728
I appreciate that some Maester was able to just invent the wheelchair when Bran needed one. Those guys are smart.

>>87199673
didn't doran martell own a wheelchair? maybe bran greenseered how that one was made and told them how to......

>>87199624
2/2
greedy fucking fuckface fucking shitheaded assraping nigger coon fuck?!??!??!?!?!???!??!?!?!
Jamy: Jesus fucking Christ on a goddamned motherfucking stick on fucking Christmas, Bronn, it sure is fucking tittyfucking *breaks dick pissing so hard* mouthraping sexin good to have your stupid fucking ass back in this bih, you dumb cuntfaced fucking assholefucking goddamned blackfaced testiclechinned fucking pound me in my ass friend ass bitchdog nigger titty acquaintance.
Nnorb: Methinks your stupid fucking asshat dumbass cunty fucking brotherfucking stupid bitch ass shithead self is getting a little fucking senti fucking mental over there, eh, you cocknosed shortdicked rapeholing fucking goddamned suicidal piece of absolute motherfucking horseshit assed fucking idiot ass goldshit smearing little piece of human feces Lannister?
Silence, but for the sound of a tidal wave of piss echoing into the night.
Bronn: Me too, me horseraping little shithead of a laddacalafragilisticexpealifuckhead. Me too.

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>>87181820
this

>>87199673
Anon wheelchairs aren't that hard to make. You just put an axle on a chair and attach some wheels.
The only thing modern about our non motorized chairs is the rubber on the wheels to make them last longer. Bran has access to infinite amounts of wood wheels, so that doesn't matter for him.

>>87193252
Not at all, it's regularly doused in perfume and bleaching agents

>>87199458
Arya

>>87199624
>>87199785
Read it in their voices.

>>87199458
>>87200219
>Meera had to wipe his ass all the way back
>still only got a weak 'thank you'

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>>87199785

>>87182032
>Bronn: You still owe me gold!
>Jaime throws his hand to Bronn.
>Jaime: Now you can claim you killed the kingslayer.

This sounds like something that could legitimately happen in the series.

>>87184656
>>Episode ends with an extended 30 second shot of Euron crying in pain
>And who
>are you

>>87181820
Bronn: raaawr raaaaaaaawr
Jaime throws his hand to Bronn.
Jaime: a CAW CAW CAW. a CAW CAW CAW.
Bronn: raaaaawwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrr
They keep riding side by side.
Bronn: raw rawr raw rawwr rawr rawwr rarrrrarrw. Rarrrw rarrw rarw rarrrrarrw rarrw rarrwr rawr rawr rawr rawr.
Jaime: CAW CAW?
Bronn: Rawwwwwwwrr
Jaime: Caw. Coo, coo.
Bronn: Rawr
Silence.
Bronn: Rawr rawrrr, rawrrrawr

>>87200100
>Anon wheelchairs aren't that hard to make.
It's not about how hard they are to make or if they require modern tools. It's about they being a completely novel idea, that's what an invention is. Before Bran needed a wheelchair NOBODY had one. None existed. For thousands of years. It was not something anyone had ever thought about how to make one or what its most basic design should be.

>>87181820
FUCK THE QUEEN

Jaime telling Jon we don't get to choose who we love afer learning about his heritage

>>87183374
logerlabbit is that you

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Sansa: welcome back jon, I murdered the lord protector of the vale without a trial while you were gone lol thanks for leaving me in charge!
Jon: holy fucking shit salsa what have you done the wall just collapsed and now the vale declared war on us
Sansa: b-but muh girl power

>>87202291
loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

>>87202291
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>87181820
Tyrion: I taught my penis to talk
Tyrion's Penis: it's true, he did.

>>87200933
>Before Bran needed a wheelchair NOBODY had one.
Doran Martell had one.

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>>87181820
>Arya you so beautiful

>>87199673
Anon: I appreciate that some Maester was able to just invent the wheelchair when Bran needed one. Those guys are smart.
Anon: didn't doran martell own a wheelchair? maybe bran greenseered how that one was made and told them how to......
Silence.
Anon: Anon wheelchairs aren't that hard to make. You just put an axle on a chair and attach some wheels. The only thing modern about our non motorized chairs is the rubber on the wheels to make them last longer. Bran has access to infinite amounts of wood wheels, so that doesn't matter for him.
Anon: It's not about how hard they are to make or if they require modern tools. It's about they being a completely novel idea, that's what an invention is. Before Bran needed a wheelchair NOBODY had one. None existed. For thousands of years. It was not something anyone had ever thought about how to make one or what its most basic design should be.
Anon: Doran Martell had one.
Silence.

>>87198356
>>They should do it how I tell them since I know how to read and that makes me better at everything.
Blue collar brainlet detected

>>87202291
>mfw it's real
TOP KEKKKKKKKKKKKK WHEN WILL MANLETS EVER LEARN

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>>87183286
>TFW random 4 chan autists write better dialoge than the jewish producers

>>87184656
Yaaaas/10

>>87188037
More intense than this whole season.

>>87181938
her smugness was just confusing this season.

is the smug because she's really the waif or did maisie just drop the ball and come off as the wrong kind of smug?

>Night King: Allow me to break the ice.
Everyone's shicked about the fact, that the NK has spoken
Except one badass motherfucker
Cut to Jamie, anger in his eyes, burning sword in his hand
>No! Allow ME to breake the ice!
He stabs the NK in his frosty ballsack and NK bursts in millions of little icey pieces.

>>87202620
I appreciate you anon

>>87203391
why would the waif want to kill the old red wedding guy?
she wouldnt give a fuck

>>87182032
So bad it can actually be there

I want to say a big thank you to all involved in this golden thread.

>Have you ever fucked a bear before?
>no, but if you don't shut your cunt mouth, ill fuck every last bear on this island

>>87182032
I really, really, really like this post.

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>>87187900
>It wriggles once as if an earthworm moving

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>final battle with the Nights King
>epic battle with Jon Snow
>Jon gets knocked too the ground
>the Nights King finally speaks
>"fool, no man can kill me"
>suddenly Jon pulls off his face and its revealed its Arya
>"I AM NO MAN"
>KYAAAAAAAH"

>>87202540
Wasn't there some mention of how the wheelchair only really worked in the Dornish palace because of the smooth floors or something, and so it'd be inefficient in Winterfell.

Bronn: Heyy Jaimiciano you still owe me some fuckin money!
Jaime throws his hand to Bronn.
Jaime: Heyy paisano now you can claim you killed the caposlayer! Now get urself a nice little fuckin home
Bronn: Oh marone, who you callin nice you fuckin fanook
They keep riding side by side.
Bronn: Not that it fuckin matters . Now that these zombilianos are walkin here
Jaime: Zombilianos?
Bronn: Fuckin made that up. Sounds good uh? Hehe
Jaime: You're a fuckin loyal paisano, belissimo.
Bronn: Oh you are a fuckin queer, huh, you fuckin Lannisteriduccio?
Silence.
Bronn: Nah I agree, fuggedaboutit

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>my post didn't get any (you)'s even though i thought it was of superb quality

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>>87206374
>write up great post
>laugh to myself multiple times while writing it
>think about all the (You)'s im about to receive
>watch as the thread swiftly continues beyond my post and nobody replys to me

>>87182032
I think I really like this post, best post of the thread if not the entire /tv board... Wow.

>>87206374
link?

>>87182032
Jesus... this is the gayest thing I've read all day

let me try and contribute

JOHNSNOW: We need ta fight the dead. That's our priority.
TYRION: I am the most trustworthy person you can trust. When i was assfucking a disease ridden whore i was wrong. I should be glad to be of service to a strong independent womyn.
SANSA: SHUT UP EVERYONE WHY ISN"T ANYONE LISTENING TO MY GOOD ADVICE

BRIENNE steps in. "Men are weaklings. This is the time of the orc."
ARYA: Nothing personnel warboss-kid. Gork be with me.

THEON: My cut-off cock is like a super-power! I am the only one who can save the kingom. I see noa.

Screen fades to black. A voice echoes through the night:
No, there is another....
The face of a pakistani, on a wheelchair fills the screen. Ahmed, can save the 7 kingdoms too!

[Enter dany in her bedchamber. Jon Snow is -1 inch via the nose deep in her asshole]

*BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF*

Jon:
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....*sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

[Dany turns to face the camera directly and gives the audience a wink]

*BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT*

Jon:
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..*sniff*…ah….*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff*…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….*sniff sniff*…hmmm….is that….*sniff*….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…*sniff*….a little whiff more if you please…..*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff*…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…*sniff*….the most pungent one yet my dear….*ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff*….yes….

[1/4 of Jorah's face peeks from behind a curtain, consciously and unabashedly witnessing the ordeal]

*BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

Jon:
My darling…why…that was…the biggest one yet my dear….*sniff*..if you are…yes….if you are not completely out of exquisite gas…*sniiiiffffff*….my dear……then you, dare I say…*ssssnnnniiiiffffff*….have the intestinal capacity of an elephant!....*ssssnnnniiiifffff*…yes…..*sniff sniff sniiiiiffffff*….and the pungent, yet extraordinary stench of one too…yes…*ssnnnniiiffffff*

>>87183591
lmao

Bronn: ...............................cocks.................................................................

>>87206564
kino

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>>87181820
>complex
>"brute with a heart of gold" trope

>>87200443
>and they say women can't be friendzoned

>>87194640
fucking lmao

>>87194640
someone should send a screencap of this to the writers.

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Ayy there's too many white folk in this fight,
let me change things up! Where Daenarys at?
She gone get muh dick!

>>87207171
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c starts playing

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Brunei: Still!
Humility to someone he loves.
James: Now you can argue and cut off the difference between the King. This could be a small village.
Bruno: I'm not okay.
They all went to the area.
However, this is not good. And the persecution has come upon us.
Jaime: Zombie?
Brown: How did you do this? Well, do not?
Jaime: I'm happy to come here.
Brunon: Is there a little god, rainy day?
I'm sorry
Brunon: I'm a boy.

>>87207720
Do they rape them while driving a motorcycle? That feels extreme.

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>>87181820
>"I'm going to turn from a helpless 16 year old into a functional autocrat via conquering the atrocity-committing lands of Slaver's Bay. While trying to institute change the previous cities fall to insurgent powers, extremist religion is on the rise, and much of the change I implemented is undone by my very desire and conquest. I am a metaphor for not only a draft dodging hippie's view of the Middle East and American Imperialism, but also of the difficulties presented by any occupying force which refuses to exterminiate new lands it conquers."
YAAS QUEEN SLAY GO KHALISSI YOU ARE A FEMINIST ICON

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>>87181820
Melly Sanders: "I see in my fire, visions of your death. An ugly Amazonian of a woman with attatchment issues kills you in the woods, execution style, after 20 Good Men destroys your army. Good thing she has the strength of a man otherwise she'd be doubly useless in a Medieval society. Oh and Davos and I quickly ally with her after we hear of your death."
Stannis: "please summon shadow baby and kill Dabid and Dabid"

>>87183976
lmao

>>87192437
"sew", friend.