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How would you make a movie about Christopher Columbus? HARD MODE:

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How would you make a movie about Christopher Columbus?
HARD MODE: He has to be the protagonist.
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cast a nigger
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nigger
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>>87179710
I'd make it like the sequel to Apocalypto, don't hold back shit
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>>87179777
Based Mel would do Chris justice. I wouldn't trust any other director with this job, except maybe Denis Villeneuve.
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Danny McBride as Columbo
Will Farrell as Ferdinand
Emma Stone as Isabella
Craig Robinson as the chief of the Taino
Seth Rogan and Jonah Hill as the Pinzon brothers
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Make it about his journey and his crew. It would start in Isabella's court and end with the West Indies on the horizon.
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>>87179994
Fuck off. I had to swallow in my puke after reading this.
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