How would you make a movie about Christopher Columbus?
HARD MODE: He has to be the protagonist.
cast a nigger
nigger
>>87179710
I'd make it like the sequel to Apocalypto, don't hold back shit
>>87179777
Based Mel would do Chris justice. I wouldn't trust any other director with this job, except maybe Denis Villeneuve.
Danny McBride as Columbo
Will Farrell as Ferdinand
Emma Stone as Isabella
Craig Robinson as the chief of the Taino
Seth Rogan and Jonah Hill as the Pinzon brothers
Make it about his journey and his crew. It would start in Isabella's court and end with the West Indies on the horizon.
>>87179994
Fuck off. I had to swallow in my puke after reading this.