>A long time ago my friends and I were in Burma working with

>>87173510
>Little Tangy Burma Bandy we called him.

>>87173510
>And one of the vilalgers was playing with a tangerine the size of a ruby

>>87173510
That man?.....Dr. Pavel

>Every year Oi-Oi took a holiday to France. Dere's a tangerine dere, on da bank o' di Orne

Was Alfred's senile dementia subplot really necessary in The Dark Knight?

Dat'll do Bruce...dat'll do

>Oi hot diss fontasy

we were setting a woobie on fiyah. a fiyah da size ovaah tanjareen.

>>87173546
kek

>>87173546
Read that in his voice

>>87173510
>my friends and I were working for a local tangerine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w_V-bor-5A

>le epic quote from video xD

sure is reddit here

He was referring to Bill Wilson's testicles aka the tangerines

>>87173880
No, Bill Willson was the small (almost the size of a tangerine) bandit. It was his cover while operating in Burma.

>>87173510
da lambo ghinni den

>>87173510
your tangerine my cocaine what the fuck

>>87173510
>the child was holding a tangerine the size
>of a tangerine
>tangerine

you know what. I just realized, I actually dont know what size a tangerine is.

>>87173990
Dere about da soize ov a tangerine

A FACKING SATSUMA

>>87173510
>No doubt you know it as Myanmar, but it'll always be Burma to me

A FAKKING MANDARIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgk4vl4wLDk

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>Massa Wayne, did I ever tell you about how once during the good old colonial times I've destroyed an entire eco-system and brought several rare species to extinction by burning down a forest, all just to catch a bandit who stole some tangerines? he was a good friend.

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>>87173546
Good one

How fucking old is Alfred even supposed to be?

>>87174482
Old as a tangerine.

Tangerineposting < Baneposting

>>87174705
If I peel that off, will you die?

>>87174842
youre as big as a tangerine

>>87175209
for b u rma

A LON TOIME AGAU, I WOS IN BURMAH. MOI FRENS AN I WERE WORKIN FO' DA LOCAL GOVERNMENT. DEY WERE TRYIN TOO BYE DA LOYALTEE OF TRIBAL TANGERINES BY BRIBING DEM WIF PRESHIOUS CHILDS. BAT DEIR CAREVANS WERE BEEIN RAYDID IN A FORIST BORF OF RANGOUN BY A BANDI'. SO, WE WENT LUCKIN FO' DA FORIST. BAT IN SICKS MANF, WEE NEVAH MET ANYTANGERINE HOO TRAYDID WIF HIM. WAN DAI, I SAW A TRIBAL LEADAH PLAYIN WIF A TANGERINE DA SOIZE OF A TANGERINE. DA BANDI'. HAD BIN FROWIN EM AWAI.

>>87175650
>FO' DA LOCAL GOVERNMENT.
*Gub'ment

>Alfred was a mercenary who destroyed entire tribes because the government wanted to build roads
What a piece of shit. Isn't he supposed to be a good guy?

>>87173990
those little oranges the size of a kneecap

>>87175780
Burmese tribes aren't really anyone to sympathize with.

>>87174045
How many can I fit in THA LAMB-BO-GHEENEE then?

>>87173546
Fucking kek. This will be with me forever now.

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>>87174842
>>87175209
>>87175550

Baneposting will never die.

>>87173901
If you were the size of a tangerine, would that alter your perspective of the size of other people?

>>87176586
Well it would certainly shift the high ground to other people.

>>87176586
>>87176701
It would put my entire perception of size back to formula.

Is this a My Cocaine thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFIQIpC5_wY

>tha little cunt had a rhooby the fookin size of a guitah

Was this a jab at his British descent?

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>>87177126
>Cocaine thread?
yeash.

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BUH-MAH

>>87173546
I would watch thjis movie