THE SENATE... WILL NOW HEAR... THE NINETEENTH POSTER... OF THIS THREAD
DUDE SPQR LMAO
>>87172838
It was funny the first 5 times.
17 posts later...
>>87172862
IThis is the 4th time
>>87172838
This is sad.
>>87174508
Your momma is sad
Something has to be done about Arabia.
I can't wait to hear what he has to say
Make sure to check his digits, he is an imposter if they don't repeat.
Bumpin not because I know I'll be heard but the man who posts will be
Beta Ray Bill never for the MCU
we, as a society, need to stop pretending obesity isn't such a big problem
too shy to comment anyone plebians?
Furthermore Reddit must be burned to the ground.
who else /biding their time/?
I'm from the future. The 19th poster is a homosexual.
big guys itt
MILKY FOR ALL!
Jon Snow is an okay guy.
>>87172838
Jews did 9/11, tap water is turning frogs gay, I'm sick of globalist satanists trying to destroy freedom.
Pls gib gf
>>87175686
failed thread
>>87175686
Barbaric.
>>87175686
failure
>>87175694
I was the 19th poster. BOOM HEAR ME. HEAR MY FUCKING POST YOU CUNTS.
>>87175713
YOU FUCKED UP
>>87175686
As decreed in
>>87175618
IMPOSTER
>wife cucks him
>slaughters her
/ourguy/?
>>87176215
>whore backflips off balcony
>he ends up raising the guy's son anyway
#notmyguy
>tfw this thread is so terrible that OP abandoned it
>>87177086
>tfw HERE I AM
Shame! Shame on house Ptolemy!!
Was thinking of engaging in some Nilotic rites this weekend. Any recommendations? Nothing too vile, maybe mildly vile or at maximum, medium vileness.
>>87177357
Have you ever tried to play the cimbels?
>>87177357
Try covering your eyes with soot
>>87172838
>mfw there are people who sided with that drunkard cuck Mark Antony
>>87177597
the entire Egypt fiasco would've been avoided if that faggot Octavian married Mark Anthony with his mother
>>87176303
Or perhaps he's wondering why you'd curse your wife, before throwing her off the balcony
what's the big deal with getting doubles ? I don't get it
>>87177665
he should have just married antony to himself. after all, a woman's role always suited him best
>>87177357
cool. i too worship reptiles and dogs
>>87177813
*gets politely assassinated*
>>87177665
In the show, yes. In reality, no
>>87177813
>>87177887
NYAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
>>87177922
NUUAAAGHH
- Marc Antony 44 BC
>>87177696
Was getting cucked part of his plan?
These being the words of Marcus Tullius Cicero:
When I was a young man, I defended our State. As an old man, I shall not abandon it. I give sincere thanks to Mark Antony, who has generously presented me with the most promising theme imaginable. I address you directly, Antony.
Please listen, as if you were sober and intelligent, and not a drink-sodden, sex-addled wreck. You are certainly not without accomplishments. It is a rare man who can boast of becoming a bankrupt before even coming of age. You have brought upon us war, pestilence and destruction. You are Rome's Helen of Troy. But then, a woman's role has always suited you best.
>autistic
>Has weird sexual fetishes
>calls people cucks
>Is the original God Emperor
Was he? dare I say it...
>>87178043
>it's an Octavian hurls vegetables episode
>>87178043
don't forget
>fucked his sister
>>87177734
because you get em
>The Motion is carried by Cleonumbers
What did he mean by this? Did Celopatra have a relative in the senate who had the deciding vote?
Well wait a while and OP can meme you instead
>>87178646
ree
>>87178535
OP is not a faggot and I am not a memer.
BY ORDER OF THE TRIUMVIRATE, ALL MOCKERY OF JEWS AND THEIR ONE GOD SHALL BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM.
>>87177887
HE REFUSES TO ME MEET ME!
>>87178135
YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE STILL BREATHING
>>87179013
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING BARBARIANS GET OUT OF MY LAAAANDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>87179107
>>87178043
What show
sparcaticus is better
>>87178894
MARTIAL LAW IS IN EFFECT FOR THE SAFETY OF ALL BOARDS
GROUPS OF MORE THAN THREE POSTERS SHALL NOT CONGREGATE IN PUBLIC THREADS
A CURFEW IS IN EFFECT
ANY PERSON FOUND ON THIS BOARD AFTER DARK WILL BE SUBJECT TO SEVERE BANNING
>>87179249
>subject to severe banning
Is this some other form of banning? You wretched shitposter.
>>87179285
THAT IS NOT JUST. Our mods have not been working as they should because...
...Bane's big guys have been stirring unrest in some threads...nothing serious.
>>87179330
A rome thread? A rome thread?! I WANT A GAME OF THRONES THREAD!
I just learned that the word "barbarian" refers to the fact that Romeins thought there neighbors langages sounded like barbar. Any other slurs from the ancient era that u know about?
>>87179544
SILENCE.
>>87179553
Actually that was a Greek term originally, and they would have considered the Romans barbarians as well (until the superior Roman masterrace conquered all the faggy Greeks and stole all their gods and architecture)
>>87179544
You do not want to be making more GOT threads
>>87179603
Thank u for this information, any more ancient slurs u know of?
>>87179640
JUNO'S CUNT
>>87177813
SHOTS FIRED
Reminder that Cato the Younger did nothing wrong
>>87179249
>A REWARD IS OFFERED FOR RARE PEPES STOLEN - OR ABSCONDED - FROM THE HOUSE OF ANON
>>87179640
>>87179697
PLUTO'S THORNY COCK
>>87179640
>tibi mentula parva est
you have a small dick
>te futueo et caballum tuum
fuck you and fuck your horse
>stercorem pro cerebro habeas
you have shit for brains
>potes meos suaviari clunes
kiss my ass
>>87179878
>FROM BUSY THREADCAPS TO RAGE COMICS - REDDIT HAS MEMES FOR ANY NEWFAG
>>87177813
>he should have just married antony to himself.
You should have stopped here, because this sums up Marc Antony entirely.
>>87179544
>make the bad man FLY
>>87179640
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi,
qui me ex versiculis meis putastis,
quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
Nam castum esse decet pium poetam
ipsum, versiculos nihil necessest.
I will sodomize you and face-fuck you,
Cocksucking Aurelius and anus-busting Furius,
You who think, from my verses
Because they are delicate, that I have no shame.
For it is right for the devoted poet
To be chaste himself, but it's not
Necessary for his verses to be so.
- Gaius Valerius Catullus, acclaimed and beloved Roman poet
>>87175686
The cross for this one lads
>>87180100
IT'S HOT AS VULCAN'S DICK OUT HERE
>>87175686
ABSVLVTLY DVSGVSTVNG
Reminder Marc Antony wrote an autobiography entitled "Am I a Drunkard?"
>>87180353
Haha, I got sent to the principal's office for bringing this one up in Latin III.
>>87180360
>>87180193
>te futueo et caballum tuum
Harsh. I'm using this irl when I have road rage
This thread has motivated a rome rewatch
>>87180450
Don't mock the gods in their own country.
>>87175686
I AM THE SENATE!
IMPERATOR
GAIVS
IVLIVS
CAESAR
OCTAVIANVS
AUGUSTUS
DIVI
FILIVS
PATER PATRIAE
>>87179154
I AM THE SON OF HADES
I FUCK THE CONCORD IN THE ASS
>>87180733
LVCIVS
AELIVS
AVRELIVS
COMMODVS
AVGVSTVS
HERCVLEVS
ROMANVS
EXSVPERATORIVS
AMAZONIVS
INVICTVS
FELIX
PIVS
THE SENATE... WILL NOW HEAR... THE HUNDRED AND NINETEENTH POSTER... OF THIS THREAD
>>87180905
Senile old fool... why didn't you say so before?
>>87180888
>EXSVPERATORIVS
>>87180981
STRICKEN
FROM THE RECORD
MEMES NOT CARRIED
>>87180905
benis
>>87180888
*
>LWUCIWUS
>AELIWUS
>AWURELIWUS
>COMMODWUS
>AWUGWUSTWUS
>HERCWULEWUS
>ROMANWUS
>EXSWUPERATORIWUS
>AMAZONIWUS
>INVICTWUS
>FELIX
>PIWUS
>>87180905
Cato the Younger literally did nothing wrong. The Caesars are vile tyrants and usurpers who earned death a thousand times over.
SNIVELRY
PERHAPS YOU WOULD HAVE US CLIMB A TREE
cac
AVE NICOLAE CAGEVS CONSVLVS
Based
THE SENATE WILL NOW BUMP THIS THREAD
HE REFUSES TO BUMP ME!
>>87182359
This illegal thread is over! OP has already glutted himself on the upvotes of reddit, and so become monstrous in appearance!
>>87182530
And what should be your punishment, anon? For betraying a Rome thread? For deserting the memes of your people? For allying yourself with these so called redditors? What punishment for you?
>>87182785
>>87182869
How happy, to be a shitposter, eh? To have no will. How restful it must be.
>>87178034
Is Cicero the patron saint of Australia?
>>87178894
>>87180888
Are Rome memes making a comeback?
>>87183120
PEDICABO EGO VOS ET IRRUMABO
>>87181408
>you will never fug her
>>87182869
BLACKENS HIS EYES WITH SOOT
>>87183438
>Octavian does the wincest deed with his sister instead of this prime mommy
It had to be the autism.
>>87183438
Normally I prefer a bush, and honestly the ahistorical hairlessness in other shows bugs me, but I thought Roman women shaved?
>>87175686
TITUS
GET THE CROSS
>>87183120
You shall leave this thread. You shall go to your subreddits and you shall not come back or I shall have this sad story told on this forum I will have it posted on every board on 4chan and you know the anons are not so liberal with their shitposts as you are. They will say you wear cuckold's horns. You will be a figure of fun. The /tv/irgins will laugh at you in the GoT threads. The BLACKED posters will mock you behind your back ... Go on. Meme me. See what happens.
>>87183530
>Roman women often wore red or blonde wigs to appear exotic
Was getting Gaul'd the Roman version of blacc'd?
>>87183476
Have you penetrated anyone yet anon?
>wow I really like this show and it seems legitimately great
>hmm, not many threads about it on /tv/
>I KNOW!
>I'LL TRY TO FORCE IT TO BE A REALLY FUCKING SHITTY MEME!!
>>87183642
>Octavian:Mother I am only a boy it's only natural that-
>Atia: Enough. Disrobe and meet me in the bath. We'll soon put this to rights.
>>87183686
>trying to force a meme
>on /tv/ of all places
>>87183686
You got brain problems.
>>87183686
>I hate fun:the Post
>>87183686
As dictator of this thread I declare you enemy of /ROME/.
>>87179603
this is incorrect, because the Romans spoke Greek too.
>>87183686
>mfw there are hotheads in this thread
JUPITER'S COCK
>>87183686
ANONSH NO!
>>87183686
And meming? I shuppose that's off the table as well?
>>87178034
Cicero coming in hard with Max Bants
That last Pullo and Vorenus scene
>>87179198
Rome, the best violent murder porn ever aired, go watch it now
>>87183636
you tell me
>>87185046
>tfw pPatrician whores never talk to nice plebs like me. Too busy getting knocked up by Brennus.
>>87183516
It is shaved.
It's clearly in a neat strip.
>>87185046
NOICE TEITZ
>>87185942
I thought Romans of this time depilated completely below the neck
>>87179640
Someone post the website that has the Roman graffiti translated. Ancient shitposts are fucking hilarious.
>>87177357
DO YOU BLACKEN YOUR EYES WITH SOOT, LIKE A WHORE?
>>87186192
Shitposter, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place
>>87186192
AURELIUS BEDS BOYS
>>87186192
I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity
Technology has changed, we haven't.
>>87185046
CÁ BHFUIL NA MNÁ RÓMHÁNACH
>>87186683
Brennus still got btfo
>>87186921
he had his fun and that's all that mattered
>>87186985
i shaboze
>>87176215
>would've been a reluctant cuck if she didn't sudoku herself
'no'
pullo is /ourguy/
>>87187102
Chad Pullo was obnoxious af. Peach-eating murderous cunt.
>>87188597
t.virgin Cicero
>>87188597
Pullo dindu nuffin he a good soldier
you're in the forum when this legionario slaps your puella, quid facere?
>>87188996
Onustenceerci quinqunence agricolarum est majorum tangracolitum tero domiatus barrum tennus rident stolidi puella pro mortiatum sunt.
>>87188996
gladium destringo e vagina
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes.
Catamite.
>>87189672
fella te ipsum canine
>>87178043
>get to marry the hot, intelligent girl who actually shares your fetishes
perks of being emperor I guess
>>87178034
#SHOTSFIRED