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Is this the worst commercial of the decade

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Is this the worst commercial of the decade
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>that kang reference

What did they mean by this?
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Pretty much sums up murkan education.
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>Ice cream afro
>Literal KANGZ reference
>Plays all the time in Bongland despite being advert for """woke""" Ameriniggers
The worst
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Is it a commercial for homeschool
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>>87171967
why is there a plus sign on there twice?
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>CALL IT THE REMAINDER IT'S THE NUMBER THAT REMAINS
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>>87173411
It's literacy! And vocabulary words,
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*smacks lips*
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>>87173411
>have your big chance at getting famous as a rapper
>pick that line for yourself
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>>87171967
Never seen it, so I can't say. But what I can say is that that's the worst haircut I've ever seen on a human being
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>>87173691
HOL UP
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>>87173411
>Defining a word with itself
Pisses me off more than anything else in the commercial
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>12 inch ruler
>black teacher
What did they mean?
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No, look up GoCompare.

Other britbongs already know what I mean.
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>>87173294
>Minus sign
>Plus sign
>Division sign
>...I have no clue what the fourth symbol might be
Why are you so stupid?
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>>87172850
>Plays all the time in Bongland despite being advert for """woke""" Ameriniggers
I'm pretty sure this is for white liberals.
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>>87171967
>Those scuba goggles next to the potion bottle
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Post link senpai'
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no, this is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3P-QOYZ5l4
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>>87173979
this is my ringtone
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>>87173876
So if he's falling through floors then how the fuck has he not fallen past China into the fucking endless vast of space?

You know, like his career did.
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>>87173718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdOf4SrYSzo

Welcome to the worst commercial on american tv
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>>87174178
WE WUZ TEECHURS N SHEIITTT MANGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>87171967
Nah
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Funland got you beat
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>sending your children to a public school where a monkey with actual shit on his head projects his failed rapping career

And it's all funded from my wallet fucking niGERFRENLKC
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>>87173979
i don't get it
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>>87171967
How the fuck does this faggot wear headphones?
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>>87174268


also,
>>87174283
>your wallet
don't worry. you receive MUCH more than you pay from public spending.
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>>87174268
nothing makes me want apple juice like surrogate mothers and interracial faggots
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>>87174332
They don't wear headphones. They get the dumbass bluetooth speakers and make everyone else listen to remainder music
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>>87174283
That looks like a private school class room
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>>87174332
It's what he has the receding hairline for
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>>87174268
Is this actually real what the fuck
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>>87174422
i am finland and yes it is real
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>>87171967
I hated the gum commercial where's woman is applauded for jilting her fiancé on the day of their marriage
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>>87171967
Did an elephant take a dump on his head?
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>>87174268
Are you fucking kidding me. Hmmm wonder why white people are so angry these days just can't figure it out
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>>87174268
>implying funland can compete with bongistan
https://youtu.be/CoCxAzF1VIY
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>>87174250

seconded, this is about as close to explicitly sexual cuck shit as you could air on any channel during daytime
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>>87174646
>Nationalism on the rise
>Experts blame (((socio economic))) reasons
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>>87174268
welp
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>>87174696
what a slut
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>>87174268
Why the outrage? It's just 2 faggots using a surrogate
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>>87174268
is finland finally lost just like the rest of the nordic countries?
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>>87174268
lol this was cute
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>>87171967
Oh gawd yes, i fucking seeth with rage everytime I have to see it!
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>>87171967
Certainly. It even gets a nomination for worst of all time. I feel so sorry for every kid that has to sit through an actual class with him. They have to pay attention to his embarrassing bullshit in order to pass his tests and they cannot have a negative public opinion of him because he is too fabulous and kang and modern and cutting edge and progressive and NICE.

I, too, get twisted when I see this commercial.
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I cant count how many teachers I had that thought rapping was an acceptable way to teach. The countless hours I'll never get back. I cant escape. It's on the commercials now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0d-fzj9oMQ
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>>87174992
>like the rest of the nordic countries?
surrogacy is illegal in norway, unlike finland...
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>>87173691
>something...something Idealized characters
He's asking the kids to draw themselves as they would like to be, not as they are, and is providing them with an example. He's essentially saying that he would like to be a Pharaoh, but isn't one. Kangz on suicide watch.
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Since it's obviously a private school someone should tell these parents their kids aren't learning anything.
Math is hard enough to teach a kid, rapping will not get the point across any better.
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>>87174268
No. Fucking. Way.
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>>87175729
Nothing there looks even close to "idealized." All I see is awesome and muscles.
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>>87175858
"character" is enough to demonstrate it isn't meant to be based on reality.
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>>87171967
the little kids trying to head bob to the beat make me laugh with rage evarytim
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>>87174588
I hate that one.
>Here are a bunch of things women would be happy to have in a partner
>lel but fuck that, he's not good enough for you
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>>87174922
But why use that degeneracy in a juice ad. Kids might see it and think it's normal ffs!
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>>87173854
oh so you mean literally every yuropoor?
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>>87173411

It really annoys me that it doesn't even rhyme
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>>87175972
Modern women have this idea that they're whimsical faerie princesses who are empowered to float along and live wherever they please and fuck whoever they please. The idea of somehow accepting responsibility for their own actions is abhorrent to them.
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>>87174268
>and your OTHER bull
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>>87176177

I'm back on tinder but I forgot how incredibly entitled and cuntish the average women is. Even though they match you, they are often very hostile while you are expected to strike a perfect balance of funny/confident/value through a few sentences of text. Fuark man why are men still putting up with this, it's getting worse and it's like everyone's pretending it's the opposite and women need even more encouragement to be awful.
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>>87171967
>oh look, a black person who raps
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>>87173979
oh kurwa
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YgUqmKQ9Lrg
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>>87176380
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>>87176380
Still better than the one with the little gremlin thing

I don't know why they want to make me associate their brand with feeling ill
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>>87176311
It will not last long.
Anyway, if you get matched, ask a girl "Ayy bb u want sum fug?" Tinder is for fugs not hugs
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>>87176311
>im back on tinder
>thinks ill read his morality reddit paragraph
lel
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>>87171967
>watching commercials
>making a thread about commercials
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>>87174250
>>87174723
Check out the strategically placed flaccid and effect giraffe statues.
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>>87176676
>watching television ever
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The anti smoking commercials with memes more cancerous than cigarettes. It made me want to buy a pack out of pure spite.
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>>87176793
Honest question.
Does anyone under 40 still watch broadcast TV?
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>>87176880
I agree with this. The "the truth" commercials are blatant retard propaganda for people who can't understand anything other than what the TV tells them.

As for OP's commercial, American education is so irredeemably fucked it's sad.
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>>87176380
the fuck?

how is this not exploitive?
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>>87176963
I have an antenna for muh sports and local news
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>>87171967
why do blacks these days have the most ridiculous haricuts? saw one walking around campus with one almost like that except it was dyed blonde. the sides-shaved-to-the-skin-5-inches-on-top ones the white guys are wearing aren't much better but at least they look normal at a distance
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>>87171967
WHAT IS THAT HAIR

WTF BLACK PEOPLE EXPLAIN
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>>87174178
>that pape
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>>87174922
there's so much wrong with it i can't even begin
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>>87174268
That's honestly pretty cute.
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>tfw I haven't seen a commercial since last superbowl
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>>87177259
>you don't see what's wrong? Just...ugh. Wow. I literally can't even
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>>87174178
>I like the pen because it does things I could just do with a mouse
But why?
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>>87174268
fidland yezz :DDDDD
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>>87174250
>Comments are disabled for this video
That do they mean by this?
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Is this the best commercial of the decade?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru8CTLXxbHI
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>>87177290
firstly they shouldn't be paying a woman to give birth to a child rather than adopting a kid. secondly, they shouldn't even be allowed to adopt a kid, because that's an unnatural environment and the kid's going to turn out fucked up. they'd probably also molest him as often happens by gay parents
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>>87175972
The thing that I really hate is, fine, you don't like him, whatever. Why the fuck would you agree to marry him then you fucking idiot?
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>>87177377
That's a great commercial honestly.
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>>87171967
>>87173979
>>87174268
>>87176380
You faggots haven't seen shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LrCN_1nwdA
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>>87177082
how is it?

she is clearly happily acting it

it's not even shit because it has a retard in it, it's shit because nobody who eats malteasers wants to hear women have a girly talk
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>>87177483
>HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW KIDS
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>>87177483
I unironically enjoyed that.
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>>87176880
i have heard they are legally obliged to make them but make them so shitty that they do the opposite of what they are allegedly supposed to do. on the other hand, knowing how out of touch marketing types are, i wouldn't be surprised if that wasn't the case.
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>>87171967
>commercial
what is this, 1999?
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>>87174250
Really kekels my shekels.

>>87174268
Maximum overjewing engaged.

>>87174922
lel
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>not posting the GOAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80kDRoso_X8
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>>87176963
No I don't think so.
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Is this a bad commercial thread now? LOOK AT THE FUCKING FLIGHT ATTENDANT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUzlYp7dG4k
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>>87177919
THE MAN

THE LEGEND
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bnanI9jXps
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>>87177919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7BRr8KaNjA
>Copy That was 3 years ago
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>>87174178
is that it? he's just shilling some shit with a pen
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>>87178153
BOOTS

NICE AND

PANT
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Meanwhile, in Czech Republic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHIqbsu4XXg
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>>87178014
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>>87178430
Why did they skip the fish in the bathtub?
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>>87178449
kek
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>>87173876
>the potion bottle
Its a flask you uneducated shit. Scientific glassware. Maybe you need to go to black mr. Tastee's class.
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>>87178449
As a matter of fact, I'm in the filename right now.
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>>87173691
i just watched the commercial and that doesnt show up in it
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>>87178477
That is a Christmas tradition.
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>>87174268
what does gay marriage have to do with juice?
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>>87178430
Superior.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-mjMDTvzdQ
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>>87175383
He's probably just an actor
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>>87176380
This is funny
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>>87174250
https://www.blacktowhite.net/threads/new-7-up-cuckold-ad.91722/

make u thinj
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>>87180352
Not really.
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Post commercial kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g947151eKQo
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K I N O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8syQeFtBKc
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>>87174268

what in the christ does this have to do with juice
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>>87176380

Does she have cerebral palsy? Why does she look so deformed? Why the special chair?
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>>87173691
what's with the smack lips meme? I've never seen/heard of a black smacking lips before.

Where does it come from?
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>>87174922
PROBLEMAAAATIC
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>>87174178
why does windows continue to shit the bed at every turn these days
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>>87177844
accurate
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>>87174178
I expected something far more outrageous.
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>>87182366
>>87182396
>>87182438
Bash the fucking fash, comrade!
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>>87182366
agreed my fellow redditor!
god i just fucking LOVE black people xD
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THIS FUCKING AD PLAYS 20 TIMES A DAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk3ZeRczG-Y

Every channel. Doesn't matter.
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>>87182473
They cut out the part with him rapping because it's so fucking awful

The worst part about it is they play it every commercial break
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>>87182476
>muh reddit!!!!

lmao
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>>87171967
>We need a black guy, but not too black - one who won't threaten our white viewers
>I've got just the guy
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>>87182366
Back to the cuckshed, shill.
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>>87176380
damn the girl in the scooter still looks like THAT??
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>>87178561
>not pointing out the goggles
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>>87182476
why is every alt-righter basically a conspiritard? horseshoe theory blah blah blah
but really you're basically just like the super vegans saying corporations are changing our dna with GMO or something
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>>87174268
Gee I wonder """"""""""who"""""""" is behind this commercial
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>>87182396
Don't forget to add anti-pol, as they are exactly the same as the 2 on the list.
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>>87182564
>c...cuck!
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>>87176963
i just recently moved in to a place with free tv. Its actually kind of nice to just completely zone out and flip channels with random shit on it, and sometimes something will be on that you forgot existed which is cool. also nostalgia
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>>87182625
>it is an unreasonable conspiracy to think 4chan is full of redditors
You have to go back
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>>87174178
>I couldnt do this on my mac
>iPad pro gimmick is a literal touchpen

Most triggering part desu
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>>87182506
>>They cut out the part with him rapping because it's so fucking awful
Now you've made me even more curious.
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>>87174268

YES YES YES
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>>87182625
>muh alt rite boogeyman
You've been pwned in the ass. Now leave and do something enjoyable, or remain and keep getting upset and blown out.
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>>87182438
>I'm totally enlightened unlike those darn right-wingers and will have people respect me from both sides if I spout my enlightened opnions now listen to me well while I talk shit about niggers who are the left's sacred cow
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>>87182756
it's finland not sweden
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>>87174250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4I6jq0pCC4

beat this
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>>87182756
>woman wearing hijab
She should be locked up in her home and forbidden to talk to non-muslims inshallah
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>>87178635
It does, at least in the version I've seen on TV.
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>>87182564
Sure this is someone falseflagging as /pol/, nobody can be this predictably stereotypical, right?
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>>87182806
>dude there's literally zero room for any nuance lmao
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>>87177483
>european commercials are full of blatant nigger jokes

lmao, imagine how the progressive european whitie would feel if he found out what basketball americans think about gags like this.
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>>87182667
So this is the power of arguing with holes.
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>>87176584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3WILl716Eo
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>>87182486
when a commercial is followed by the same commercial you know society is in trouble
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THE SUN
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>>87182756
MUH DIK

Who's that thot
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I swear to god American ads are the most retarded pieces of media I've ever seen.
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>>87182982
That was pretty tame though, they were riding on gangsta culture which is the hip thing to do with today's generation. Meanwhile something like pic related which translates to "black kid" would never make it nowadays.
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>>87174268
What. The. Fuck
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>>87182852
>guy throws party at his house
>it gets fucked up
>says do it at your house next time

I don't get why it's bad
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>>87176676
>reading and commenting in a thread about a commercial
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>>87183251
Yeah but its specifically mocking american niggas, which Europeans like to exploit as an example of white americans backwards authoritarian mentality.
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>>87176185
underrated
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>>87174250
>implying a famous rich af rapper can't do better than some dumpy middle aged housewife
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>>87177443
>it doesn't affect me at all, but i don't like it therefore complete strangers should be barred from doing it

Jesus, /pol/ really is just bizarro tumblr at this point.
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>>87182321
where do you live? niggers smack their lips constantly
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>>87183759
And /tv/ is a bizzaro /pol/.
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>>87183759
>it doesn't affect me at all
You'll understand when you're older, how was your first week of school?
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>>87183759
That logic seems like a pretty idiosyncratic opinion native to his country. They shouldn't be paying women to have babies but they should be paying them to adopt, wtf?
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>>87174646
Why do you have a problem with a gay couple having a child? You need to grow up.
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>>87174268

holyshit so many twists..i. didnt know what was going to happen, bravo is this directed by m.nightshamlamadingdong>?
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>>87171967
>what can I get ya bro?
>gimme that Marge Simpson look
>got you covered famm
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>>87183974
you've obviously come here by mistake
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>>87184097
I've been browsing this board since its inception. Kill yourself you homophobe.
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>>87183974
I'm a pedophobe
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>>87184240
>idiots on 4chan will attack the entire gay community over one age old image
>meanwhile they scramble to defend Christianity and Republicans even though members of both groups are more likely to be pedophiles and rapists
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>>87184396
actually christianity has less amount of pedophiles than any other organisation on earth
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>>87183974
could you share the current year as well? i feel like it might strengthen your ""argument""
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>>87184396
Not just that you're more likely to be a pedophile, but the rampant STDs and overall decay of sexual ethics.
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>>87178833
How was this allowed?
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>>87177919
CALL OF DUTY
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>>87175729
Stop wasting time with Cletus, anon.
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>>87183271
>kid pulls black tube out of bouncy castle
>castle symbolizing household deflates
>kid points black phallic object at womens face and blows air at her
>white dorky cuck hit in the head with balls
>Black guy smooth as hell "Ya got dat right"
>White wife moans with pleasure looking at black man, covered in silly string
>"Guys we should do this again next weekend" moans again looking at black guy
>Black guy "yeahhhhhh" super sultry "maybe at your house"
>Next shot is a black kid "beating the cake" with a phallic symbol, a baseball bat. Cake is slang for ass
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>>87178833
what the fuck
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>>87171967
What the fuck is wrong with his hair?
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>this was a Super Bowl commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgT42VBE09Y
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>>87184658
>telling a 4 hour old post to stop wasting time
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https://youtu.be/s_Mcgdq3CUA
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>>87184396
Fags are disgusting creatures.
>Gay, bisexual, and other men who have sex with men (MSM) represent approximately 2% of the US population, yet are the population most severely affected by HIV. In 2009, MSM accounted for 61% of all new HIV infections, and MSM with a history of injection drug use (MSM-IDU) accounted for an additional 3% of new infections. That same year, young MSM accounted for 69% of new HIV infections among persons aged 13–29 and 44% of infections among all MSM. At the end of 2009, an estimated 441,669 (56%) persons living with an HIV diagnosis in the US were MSM or MSM-IDU.
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>>87176380
>ywn eat the shit out of your disabledfu's diaper like a chipotle burrito

Just kill me already!
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>>87184842
3 in 4 SB commercials were about immigration this year, corporations really don't want to lose their cheap labor.
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>>87184627
>>87184741
it's not an actual ad
just a clip from comedy show
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>>87178014
>I'll believe that when nigs fly.
Raimi's done it again!
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>>87178267
some guy in his house did a better job than a team of professionals with a $500,000+ budget
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>>87176380
???? how is making fun of the disabled in front of them funny???????? america??? uk please explain?????
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>>87171967
>blocks your path
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>>87182630
The juice, obviously.
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>>87178833

>mfw slavs love ads like this and then cry about how evil the nazis were 5 minutes later
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Seems like he would be a fun teacher desu
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>>87177580
thats the joke
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>>87174268
holy shit the jews are really push it
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>>87174268
The White Death lived long enough to see where is country was heading.
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>>87173294
double dose of bbc
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>>87174268
jesus...
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>>87171967

Yeah, the commercial might be shit, but did you even hear that fire?

https://soundcloud.com/herhymeswithme/the-division-song
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>>87182746
>>87182506
>>87186187

https://soundcloud.com/herhymeswithme/average-song
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>>87186342
The absolute state of American education.
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>>87186437

https://soundcloud.com/herhymeswithme/harriet-tubman

Give reparations.
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>>87182852
Average commercial.
>>87183057
This has no reason to exist.
>>87184842
Fever dream
>>87184895
Fun in a cringy way
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chewy outside and GOOEY inside
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>>87171967
>>87174178
>>87186342
>going through his youtube channel
>see this
can you imagine being her father, watching your daughter be married off to this clown, forced to sit and cheer and smile, lest you be branded intolerant or bigoted?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOPp_UMqbVg
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>>87186686
America needs to burn 2bh
>>
Yes the commercial is cringy but don't be naive, it's nice to see an elementary educator care so much about his job, especially in america. The real problem is that he's an actor and it's a hamfisted commercial for a computer that attempts to tug at society's sociopolitical heartstrings in a way that makes it all look stupid and uncommon.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltKvROw-5Gw
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>>87184701
Don't poison the well, that's a bad example.
>>
AYO KIDS, TODAY YA GONNA LEARN, DAT BBC IS WHAT MAKE DEM WHITE BITCHES YEARN, SIT UP ATTENTIVE AND STRAIGHT, I'LL SETTLE THIS MATTER WITHOUT NEED OF DEBATE MY COCK IS BIG THAT YOU KNOW THE FACT DAT YA LIKE IT STARTS TO SHOW (thirsty cunt)! OK KIDS LISTEN UP THIS IS THE IMPORTANT PART ABOUT HOW THE BLACKS WON REGARDLESS OF THE WHITES HEADSTART. WE BUILT THEM PIRAMIDZ WHILE THE WHITEY LIVE IN CAVE ANY WHITE MALE THAT STEPPED OUT WAS SENT TO THEIR GRAVE, THEIR LIGHT SKIN TANS IF THE SUN SHINES BRIGHT, HECK THEY COULDNT EVEN GO OUT ON A STARRY NIGHT
*oooooooooh!!!!!*
YA YA
SECOND VERSE Y'ALL
OK LEZ GO

DEM WHITE BITCHES ALL THEY WANT IS MY FAME, DONT LET THEM GO OUT IN PUBLIC LESS THEYLL BRING SHAME TO YO LAST NAME, DA POLICE ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO SHOOT ME CUZ I AM BLACK, POURED FIVE HOUR ENERGY IN THEIR WATER , GIVE EM A HEART ATTACK! YA DAZ RIGHT DIS WORLD IS WACK, CANT EVEN MAKE AN ASSASSINS CREED GAME CUZ THE WHITEYS WILL LEAVE HATE COMMENTS FROM THEIR EXPENSIVE MAC
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>>87176584
at least that goblin probably got legitimately bullied during her childhood and still does, black people just claim they do
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>>87174268
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>>87186844
damn bruh dis shit fiyreee
dam i wish this based black person was my teacha bruh nice rap nice rap
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>>87176584
It's not to make you associate anything with the brand, it's to make you look and talk. Like how you just looked at it, and how you're talking about it now. It's similar to Old Spice's "ironic" ads in america.
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>>87186754
Barack Hussain Obama gave it his all.
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>>87186844
I think you'd get a better audience reception from a different website. Consider going back there when posting things like this in the future.
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>>87186816
Looks like every telenovela desu
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>>87175729
>wanting to be a country-wide slaver.
Hol up, nigga.
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kek
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>>87174268
Directed by M Night Shyamalan
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Few8kJ0zfnY
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>whole thread dedicated to this commercial
kek today was a good day
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>>87171967

Why does he have a pile of doodoo on his head?
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>>87174268
Something tells me the juice thing was edited over something else. Even going past the black baby thing what the fuck does child birth have to do with orange juice?
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>>87172100
PC cultural Marxist crap, of course, what the fuck else?

No, seriously, what the hell did you think it was?
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>>87177143
>sports
normies arent welcome
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>>87171967
When I was in school I would draw huge cock and balls on the whiteboard and then fuck my teacher's woman whilst he was in the living room all night lmao not realistic at all
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>>87175972
>just because hes got a 6 figure job, a house, a garage full of cars, a phd, doesnt mean he gets you
>coy smug smile as she flees
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>>87174268
SWEDEN FUCKING YES!
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>>87176880
The one about hookahs was hilarious cause all it did was make hookah look like the funnest fuckin thing that chads
>>
>>87183805
Seconding that I live around a lot of black people. The women sometimes smack their lips when they're being bitches (for most this is a 24/7 occupation) but otherwise it's not something I hear as much as 4chan likes to meme. Must be a regional thing. I live in the north east.
>>
>>87174143
terminal velocity =/= escape velocity. he would just slingshot around the earth's core a bunch.
>>
>>87186686
>second cake of a mexican halloween skull
The fuck is going on?
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>>87178449
IMPRESSIVE
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>>87177038
This

>educated
>nigger
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>>87183170
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>>87173691
>"We're going to tell amazing stories/awesome characters"

Wat.
Niggers don't create stories or characters.
They take what peoples creations and demand they change the races of the main characters to black.
>>
>>87173411
I don't know how you could be given the opportunity to have a verse on a national TV ad campaign and come up with THAT.
>>
>>87186342
Was expecting worse.
At least it's not munneh, niggaz, carz, beetches, hoez, cloez, gucci, kangz, gangz, ooga booga
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THE WORST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xJI4zYR5o8
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>>87190362
Recanting that statement, just listened to this >>87186475
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>>87178014
>he didn't fly so good
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>>87190401
Nah, this has to be a parody.
>>
>>87189328
They look like mixed juices. I don't know why the fuck they decided that wad a good way to push that shit.
>>
This is easily the worst commercial of the 10s

https://youtu.be/o8np71h_XRs
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>>87171967
nigga da fuck is that hair? fix yo shit
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>>87189643
*Finland aka SUOMI
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>>87183970
the adopted kid already exists, and he's already going to have a shitty life. better to have 1 person having a shitty life instead of 2
>>
As soon as I saw this commercial I truly realized that rap was dead. Fucking 'rhyme schemes' made me cringe do hard
>>
>>87174268
I fucking lost my shit when it turned out they were gay. This is the funniest shit I've seen all night.
>>
Fuck J.G. Wentworth's jingle ads, especially the boy band version.
>>
>>87177919
W H O A
H
O
A
>>
>>87174268

Every day I wake up and take a huge gulp of GOD MOR GON to start off my day.
>>
>>87182852
go outside, anon.
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>>87184701
you're an idiot
>>
>>87186342
That's actually pretty good. Drags a bit towards the end, but nice.
It's pretty embarrassing that /pol/ is looking to chimp out about this.
>>
5th grade teacher who is also a black guy here


$500 says he teaches in some yuppie suburb filled with "forward thinking" parents who think his dumb music memes and alternate history are good for the kids

Seriously who the fuck teaches like that? Seems awfully inefficient
>>
>>87174268
no fucking way
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>>87171967
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>>87171967
I've never seen this commercial in America. Sorry Brits, your gov't has cucked your tv programming.
>>
>>87171967
Why do people do their hair up like this?
In general I mean, why do people spend so much time on their hair? Short hair is just easier to deal with and usually looks professional.
Why does anyone who isn't a socialite or fashion designer have hair like this?
Fucking Tim Gunn doesn't even fuck around with such a gaudy but time-expensive daily procedure
>>
>>87174268
So for starters.
That's more about the gay couple than anything else.

But what's weirder is that it's for juice.

Like this is ACTUALLY that old joke about having some drug addict woman be the ad for Got Milk?
>>
>>87174250
>comments are disabled
What did (((they))) mean by this?
>>
>>87194407
Blacks have weird as fuck weaves and shit.
>>
ACTUAL COMMERCIAL KINO COMING THROUGH.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV89zxrtM-Q
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>>87174143
how can he fall through china when the earth is flat you retard
>>
>>87194470

Theres no deeper meaning. Its just pandering to finlands homo activists and gay pride culture which is pretty "mainstream" thanks to gays and gay-minded people who work in national television. Basically there is loud pro-gay culture in small and progressive country which results in things like these.

It could be an ice cream ad where gay couple buy ice cream or something like that. Just for the sake of gayness
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>>87174268
Shit you left it in there too long
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>>87174268
>Gay black man
>Didn't want to surrogate a black mother.
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>>87182476
>raid /pol/
Wow that will surely work and won't turn half of the raiders into Nazis overnight. /pol/ is well known for being very non-persuasive.
>>
>OKAY KIDS TODAY WE GONNA MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA
Where do you watch this commercial in English?
>>
>>87191636
fucking boring. this is seriously like way too long and dumb
>>
>>87183759
Yes because children with two dads end up just fine.
>>
>>87187152
T. reddit
>>
i love how pol has been infiltrating other boards

soon normies will be pretty exposed to pol-tier ideas
>>
>>87171967
It even drives reddit nuts and they're a bunch of faggots.
>>
How do you still manage to see ads in this day and age?
>>
>>87183759
the hell are you on about? Kids from weird households do not end up fine.

If my dad was black I'd freak
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>>87182756
The Iraqi chick reminds me of Yanet Garcia
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>>87182756
WTF I hate America now
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>>87174268
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>I HAVE BLAH BLAH INSURANCE, SO PERSON COME HELP
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>>87183057
How is ANYONE supposed to relate to this shit?
>>
>>87196778
UK is so fucking pozzed
>>
what's a commercial?
>>
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>>87181619
BRAVO
R
A
V
O
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>>87175729

Out of any example a black kid would pick as something to be and it's a pharoah? Yea, that definitely is because of the kangz meme.
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>>87181619
Load of shit but woah! Kino add
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>>87173411
whack ass shit, worst part of the commercial for sure. even if you just say "its a kids rap and shit its gonna be corny" it still comes off as absolute shit
>>
>>87174250
Yep this commercoal made my blood boil. Not even that mad at the Cuck shit so much that the guy "deserves" to be cheated on because he did Burning Man.
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>>87174250
This reminds me of that infamous Cheerios commercial
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>>87190000
Nice quads
>>
>reddit: the thread
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I mean there was this
https://youtu.be/Is3icfcbmbs
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>>87177919
fuck.
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>>87174268
Why is this a juice commercial?
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>>87177919
Is that fucking clock boy?
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>>87173876
Directed by Sidney Poitier?? Neat.
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>>87197998
Cultural Marxism is an actual thing. What do you think pol is so mad about?
>>
has this been posted yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNNMxm0Viug
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>>87198112
But I still don't get it. It's a juice commercial and makes no sense. Why is the nigga late to his sons birth? Who is the other lady?
>>
>>87182486

>unexplainably juicy
>unexplainably

The fact that nobody in the entire marketing department at Starburst knew the word "inexplicably" pisses me off even more than that shit ad
>>
>>87198252
You're bombarded with propaganda almost every minute of every day, some is more brazen that others
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joJb3ebHY9k
Note it's ALWAYS black men on white woman and never the other way around unless the white man is made to look nerdy and stupid.
>>
>>87194344
why is this allowed?
>>
>>87184701

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHUNG AT THIS WHAT TBE FUCK IT HURTS TO BREATE
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>>87184701

>cake is slang for ass

MY FUCKING SIDES
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