>and your other gun

>and your other nut

Name four movies where this happens. No parody movies.

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>and your other wojak

>>87170849
>name 700 gorillion examples of this trope happening

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>villain captures heroes
>"kindly show our guests to their quarters"

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>"We're not so different, you and I"

>>87170831
literally never happened

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>in english, please

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>Villain literally pets a dog

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>where's everyone going? bingo?

>>87170971
Happened in Unforgiven

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>"YOU KILLED MY PARENTS!!!!"

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>He's with me

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>>87171064
>an eye for an eye

>>87170878
Can't name four?

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>scene reveals the villain with classical music in the background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3nIw30hn4U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw05bErme6Q

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>I think you've had enough

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>>87170849
I will start Hateful 8 does it

>>87171198
Didn't post the original trope anon, was just cracking a joke.

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>"I'll see you in hell..."

>>87171498
source?

>>87170983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x9lSQ1SFLE

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>Sorry, I can't do that.
>You can't or you wont?

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>characters explain heist while it happens

>we have a new transfer student today

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>>87172605
>someone points something out that will compromise the heist.
>rollsback
>starts all over again this time adressing the problem in the plan.

>>87173027
Kino

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>movie starts off as a flashback
>ending is of said flashback

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>detective is stuck on a case
>is driving through the city
>stops at a red light
>bus pulls up in the next lane
>has some kind of ad on the site
>this gives detective a clue that solves the case

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>character removes gun from holster
>randomgunnoises.flac

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>character shoots gun
>the slide doesn't move and there is no recoil

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>438 bullets fired within a confined space
>no one is injured

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>character gets shot in the head
>instantly dies

>>87173607
>character gets shot anywhere
>instantly dies

>the deep web is full of fucked up shit

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>>87173607
>henchman gets punched
>dies/become unconscious instantly

>>87173665
>character shot in an area with a major artery
>is fine a minute later
>character hit with an arrrow anywhere on the torso
>ragdolls instantly

>>87173702
how was the deepweb in the old times? before it became a fake ads/honeypot place?

>>87172505
>Does it matter?

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>YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON!!!!

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>character hits various keys on a macbook for a few seconds
>"I'm in."

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>character must search for important info on the internet
>uses fake search engine or an obscure one that literally no one uses

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>I miss you, kiddo

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>>87172674
>Gomenasai! Watashi wa Ken des.

>>87174096
>uses bing

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>>87174039
>*click clack click clack*
>im bypassing the mainframe now
>*click clack click clack*
>gonna web inject this packet
>*CLICK CLACK CLICK CLACK*
>im in

>>87170849
tvtropes.org

>hero is about to be kill
>GUNSHOT
>villain drops dead
>secondary character who wasn't even in the place 2 seconds ago arrived just in time to save the hero

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>You okay?
>I'm here aren't I?

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>that wasn't a request

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>character has just taken a major beating
>are you okay?
>never been better

>>87174487
What is North by Northwest?

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>characters friend is brainwashed
>is about to be killed
>"It's me!!!"
>brainwashed character snaps out it before the finishing move

>>87171282
hateful 8 is a parody of a good movie. i've never seen it. it's shit

>>87174605
>i've never seen it. it's shit
/tv/ in a nutshell

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>>87174543
>I'm not asking you, I'm telling you

>>87174568
>character gets fucked in the ass
>are you okay?
>you should see the other guy

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>You're gonna wish you hadn't done that...

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>generic trailer
>crescendo to the/a monster roaring into the camera for a second
>instant fade to black

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>horror movie deletes itself from your library automatically after watching

>>87170831
I don't understand this trope. Is it annuciated

>and your OTHER gun *wink wink*

Or something else? I'm confused.

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>"you take him... I'll take the other guy"
>"no I want him"

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>Main character meeting with final boss to cut a deal
>big silent henchmen stands behind
>main character nervously looks over shoulder

>>87174902
That's a virus bro.

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>if you do that again I'm going to court marshal you
>... or promote you

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>I like this kid, he's got balls

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>hero fights and wins against countless bad guys
>villain steps from the shadows clapping
>bravo!

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>I'm getting too old for this shit

>BUT THE PROPHECY SAID NO MAN CAN DO THAT
>luckily I'm not a man;)

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>THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, HOW DID YOU DO IT?
>nobody told me it was impossible

>family moves from haunted house
>call from priest
>ITS NOT THE HOUSE THATS HAUNTED, ITS YOUR FAMILY!

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>character was actually dead the entire time

>>87171498
Happened in doctor who once

>>87172605
>montage of heist as character is explaining each step
>they fail step one

>>87175439
>the priest has a vaguely Irish or Scottish accent

>>87173182
Memento was good at the time though.

>that doesn't happen in real life, this isn't the movies

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>>87175559
>all suspicion falls on the new guy
>the ring linger was the traitor the whole time

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>car pulls into parking spot
>tires screech

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>>87170831

>airport scene
>"The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only"

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>>87175511
>it was all a dream

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>how did you know ? I didnt tell you ??
>*smirking* heh, you just did

>>87174267

gomenasai means "sorry", retard

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>>87175648
>horse runs on grass, sand or snow
>*clop clop clop*

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>Its nothing personal, it's just business

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>mysterious antagonist was actually the main characters father the whole time

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>>87175648
>picks up knife that was lying on counter
>*shing*

>>87175745
>only reveals who he's is right before he dies

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>thread has nothing to do with waifus
>post waifu anyways

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>car hits tree at 20 mph
>explodes with the power of a thousand nukes

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>movie starts out with main character's death and funeral
>upon rewatching it you notice the reasons for the supporting characters' statements about the main character and his life

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>>87175648
>character points gun at someone
>it makes that generic gun cocking sound

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>>87175779
>I loved your mother
>I love you son.... *dies*
>dies holding rare trinket

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>villian finally finds hero after losing countless men/resources
>instead of killing him right off proceeds to explain his evil plan and taunt the hero
>heros buddy comes in and saves him

>>87175648
>James bond's car parks on the beach
>tires screech

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>>87175876
>character has revolver
>shoots 29 bullets

> pull out gun
> for whatever reason have to check it 8 times

>>87175839
https://www.instagram.com/p/BT67eSfB_sb/

>>87175717
Oh my mistake, konnichiwa.

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>you hear that?

>I can't hear anything...

>exactly

>>87176013
before i clicked it i knew it was going to be fuckin asians

>cock shotgun
>everybody ready?
>cock shotgun
>ok let's go
>cock shotgun
>kick down door
>cock shotgun
>sees enemy
>cock shotgun
>click no bullets left

>>87170849
Django Unchained, From dusk till dawn.

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>... Lord Baelish

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>>87176097
>it sure is quiet
>yeah, too quiet

>>87175678
>I used to read Word Up magazine

>>87170971
>>87171038
I think X-Files too, of all places, like Scully has a leg mounted one that get's asked for.

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>character steals car
>keys are on sun visor

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>character steals car and speeds off
>owner starts running after the car
>THAT'S MY CAR!

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>>87176219
>You hear that?
>I can't hear anything
>Exactly...

>gets in sports car made after the 1990s
>rips off dash and touches two wires together
>I'm in

>>87176354
Literally just done that one faggot

>>87176455
I couldn't hear anything

>>87170831
My other penis is a vagina

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>I'll have a beer

>>87171282
>Well you better shit another pistol out yo ass

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>>87176563
>I'll have a beer
>leave the bottle

>>87170849
Sahara, one of the Pirates of the Caribbean films

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>I'm more of a Corona man myself

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>>87176602
>don't forget the tip

>>87176563
This is common procedure in many pubs or restaurants because they only serve one type, in some cases their own brew.

I was much more triggered when people went into the store in Clerks and asked for "a pack of cigarettes" all the time.

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>main villain points gun at hero
>"you ready to die?"
>"screw you"
>main villain cocks gun
>"big mistake pal"
>hero spits at villain
>main villain cocks gun

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>lights a cigarette
>takes one hit and throws it on the ground
>does this 16 more times throughout the movie

>>87176728
>This is common procedure in many pubs or restaurants because they only serve one type
literally fucking where?

>>87176563
If you ask "a beer" here (belgium) you just get the default pilsener that's on tap. each bar has one beer brand that they're associated with of the various pilseners (jupiler, maes, stella, primus, ...) so "5 beers please" gets you five pilseners from tap

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>'Tell me whats going to happen to me?''
>'You're going to die, friend.'
>'That cant be, I need a second opinion.'
>'You're also very ugly'

>>87175670
>implying it's the red zone
Fuck off you uneducated simpleton its never been anything but the white zone

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>WHERE IS HE!?

>I think the more appropriate question would be: "*When* is he?"

>>87176752
>cigarette
>hit

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>Ok you're a loose cannon, give me your gun, and you're other gun
>you can't fire me i'm promoted
>what? ugh im too old for this, in english doc
>ok you see this paper?
>*bends the paper and puts a pencil across it* this is a black hole

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>I'M IN CHARGE HERE!!!!

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>>87177809
>No, you WERE in charge
>We're taking over the case

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>>87173702
>MURDER FOR HIRE AND SNUFF FILMS :OOO

>it gets easier

>>87178231
>It never gets any easier

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>you don't love me, you love the idea of me

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>characters are military operators
>"heh.... just like that time in [some latin-american country]"

>PLAN B !
>WHAT'S PLAN B ?!
>RUUUUUUN !!!!

>goes into a public bathroom and destroys something because of strong emotions

>>87178310
>Some things never change

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>fat character cuts one piece out of a cake
>he takes the whole cake and leaves the one piece

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>>87177809
do you feel in charge?

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>Sorry, I can't do that. Find someone else.
>There is no one else.

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>when you thought this thread died half a day ago and everytime it pops back up to page 1 you think it's a repost but it turns out to be the same thread from earlier

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>>87171033
I get diamond hard-on whenever I play this part

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>random bad guy falls or gets shot
>wilhelm_scream.wav

And your other meme

>>87170831
>Villain captures hero
>Villain immediately shoots the hero and kills him ending the movie and avoiding unnecessary problems later down the road

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>>87181239
>immediate threat are supposed arab terrorists
>plot twists: it's a group of radical white neo-nazis

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>>87181434
>immediate threat are arab terrorists
>plot twist: they were just following orders from an evil white business man

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>villain chases the protagonist
>protagonist trips and falls to the ground

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>>87170849
Last Action Hero

>>87181897
>no parodies

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>It's a man is forced to kill his own dog episode

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>>87182492
>It's a dog is forced to kill his own man episode

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>family movie
>the father hates the cat

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>its a Ron Jeremy cameo

>and your other gunt
>*extremely overweight police detective removes his second guy-cunt from his fleshy body and hands it over*

>character walks by a girl
>she doesnt mutter ew!

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>>87182669
>televised animated family sitcom
>father is well-meaning but incompetent, vulgur
>mother is generally sensible, but easily diswayed
>son is a social misfit, moron
>daughter is a fucking bitch
>any resolved conflicts, learned-lessons, character development for any of the characters is forgotten next episode

bonus round
>anthropomorphic talking/comedic animals/pets
>gratuitous violence

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>character takes a piss
>short painful groan when finishing

>>87182780
>guy-cunt
That's not what gunt means, pal.

>>87174487
Tombstone was the worst with this

>*gun jams*
>"THAT'S IT, NO MORE FUCKING GUNS, NOTHING WITH MOVING PARTS"
>*cracks knuckles*

>>87175638
>Ring linger

>>87176530
Exactly..

>>87170831
>>87170859
>>87170895
>>87170919
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>>87174902
dumb frogposter

1/?

>>87183046
Do you not like that cartoon character?

>>87183046
Thanks for the five (You)s.

>character gets hit by truck
>reborn in other world

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>>87175765
>pulls sword from sheath
>metal on metal scraping sound

>>87174914
>>87175003
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>>87175417
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>>87175648
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>>87177809
>>87177913
>>87178345
>>87178390
>>87180463
>>87181239
>>87181512
>>87182492
>>87182593
>>87182669
>>87182776
>>87182884
dumb frogposter

2/2

>>87176728
Maybe back in the 1800s a bar would have one beer. Probably not even then.

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>>87170831
>couple gets into a heated argument
>"I'm pregnant"

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>I know I'm not a perfect man myself but damn it I try everyday!
>appeal by emotion wins the crowd over

>>87183337
>>87183360
Fuck this shit.

>>87183046
>>87183197
SPEAKING TRUTH TO POWER

SO BRAVE

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>>87183337
>two people get into heated argument
>"BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU"

>character makes youtube video
>doesn't plug merch link in bio

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>thrusts hard into girl
>Pulls out and dong is completely limp

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>makes a scarface reference

>>87183046
>replying to 5000 posts
Fuck. Off.

>>87183197
>replying to 986,469,876,786 posts
Fuck. Off.
2/2

>>87171498

I'm pretty sure they say this in one of the star wars movies.

Took my right out of the film cause hell wouldn't exist in that world

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>posting for so long that finishing the captcha takes forever
>eventually captcha bugs out and after clicking street signs and drawing triangles for 2-3 minutes you give up and call it a day

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>"He's not the kind of guy you do that to and get away with it."

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>>87184678
>being a captchacuck

Do rëddit tourists actually do this?

>>87183337
>"I fucked Ted."

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>villain does monologue with character at gunpoint
>he was out of bullets the whole time

>>87184958
>not counting your shots during a life or death shootout against the good guy

people really do this?

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>movie begins with the main character waking up and starting his/her morning

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>"he's the last of his kind"

>film freezes when a new character is introduced so the protagonist can talk about them directly into the camera

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>runs out of bullets
>throws handgun and hits the enemy right in the face

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>"I didn't think you had it in ya, kid."

>>87185155
top K E K

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>Guards, arrest this man. FOR TREASON!

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>"Finally! They have become [*movie title*]!!!

>>87176563
"one beer, please"
is my line as a casual beer guy when in pubs. They always just give me something that's on tap, y'know?

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>>87176672
I don't tip...

>hey boss, I have an idea......
>uh, we'll call that "plan J"
>everything goes wrong
>TO PLAN J!

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>>87185941
ohh whaddya mean you don' tip?

>>87178728
fuck off dude

I cut a cake in two today and took one halve. I later on ate the rest, but yeah... fuck cake is what I'm getting at and also it's very realistic

>>87171033
His one-liners are great though.

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>"STAY OUTTA MY ROOM!!!!"

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>>87185267
>"How do you like your coffee?"
>"Black"

>>87183046
Me.
>>87183197
Me.
>>87183067
Also me.
>>87183513
Me.

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>"Those bastards will pay for this!!!!

>>87173762

>hundreds to thousnads of one punch KOs in boxing/mma/random videos of idiots fighting
>be this fucking stupid

What's it like to be this blatantly oblivious?

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>*ring ring*
>looks at phone
>number 555*5555555

>protanonist bears a strong resemblance to antagonist's family member

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>>87186522
>its actually them from the future

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>hears a noise at night
>pulls a gun from under his pillow

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>>87181434
>>87181512
those are pretty realistic I don't see the problem

>>87186755
dumb frogposter

>>87170849
>Django
>Hateful 8
>Unforgiven
>Matrix
>etc

>>87176628
the third one

>>87171033
Stop. Don't make me wanna play RE4 for the 50th time

>>87186705
name 50 movies

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>character is knocked out
>wakes up an hour later without brain damage

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>>87186233
>like my men

>>87170983

Gimmethafukkinkeesyafukkincawkauckawutdafuuuuuk

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>>87186433
Bump.

>>87173432
>walkingdeadseason2.mp4

>>87184657
a galaxy far far away is actually hell

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>>87173432

>>87188435
fucking lol

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>character is sneaking through house
>looks over corner
>click
>villain is behind character, pushing revolver barrel against the back of his head
>"Don't. Move."

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>villain make the main character takes poison
>you will die in 5 minutes unless you take this antidote

>>87184854
fuck skyler

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>>87174568
>character appears to be hurt badly
>"i'm okayyy!"

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>do you hear that
>no
>exactly

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>>87189682
Fifth time in this thread.

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>>87189765
Name 4 other posts.

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>You did it!
>No, WE did it!

>Villain prepares torture kit
>"my father, was a [X]
>torture kit are the tools of that trade

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>girl protagonist gets call in bed
>she already has makeup on

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>>87188105
>Adventures of Tintin
>Director's cut is of Tintin undergoing massive amounts of physiotherapy, neural surgury, and assisted living due to the incredible amount of brain injuries he had sustained

>>87176728
>>87176877
>>87185843

I've had this exact discussion here a few years a go. It's an American thing I guess. It devolved in a tedious endless discussion where I tried to explain to Americlaps that, no, European countries don't have just one beer per pub, but that most bars have one main pilsener on tap with a few additional special/white/blond beers and other brands in bottles. If you order 'a beer' you get the standard beer, if you want something else you get specific. They won't understand it and think we have no just one beer here. Which is hilarious. Don't waste your time.

Signed,

Dutchfag.

>also thanks for all the nice beers Belgianbro's

>>87189845
>WE did it
>I work alone, OKAY?

>dumb character falls for scam
>it's not a scam

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>>87178728

I hate in us comedies where someone starts talking a lot as a funny bit and someone else starts talking over them and they slowly get louder until something awkward happens.
thwres no joke, it's just that Vince Vaughn style of crappy comedy

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>>87183046
why doesn't this kind of behavior warrant a ban?

>>87191453 (You)
(You) got a (You) out of it, didn't (You)?

>>87191159
>We? There's no we.

>>87170849
fury road, furiosa had like 6 guns

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>Marvel movie
>random zoom to whatever is moving fast

>people are whispering or talking normally
>people can sometimes hear them or not when it's convenient.

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>car crashes and rolls 720 degrees
>character gets out and dusts himself off and then keeps running

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>character and IT guy looking at grainy CCTV footage
>"wait stop!"
>"okay, enhance it"

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i can't think of any so i'll just post this frog here

>>87176877

same in amsterdam, if you ask for beers they usually give you heineken

>>87191043

i just got back from trip to netherlands, i love your fugging country

living in midwest usa is purgatory-tier suffering

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>"magic isn't real"
>character witnesses magic firsthand
>"that doesn't prove anything"

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>>87183046
>its an "anon replies to every post in the thread" episode

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>horror movie
>obvious monster sounds/footprints/etc
>chad: our heads are just messing with us bro

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>>87193035

>it's been a long day, we just need some sleep

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>>87170831

>strict comedy or sitcom show has an episode that ends serious or dramatic

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>>87193035
>>87193059

>scared homeowners contact priest to see if house is haunted
>priest enters, immediately starts sweating, makes some nervous excuse and virgin walks out
>guess he was just crazy huh

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>did you see that?!
>see what?
>n-nothing
>chad: you're so weird bro, come grab a beer and lighten up

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>If I kill him, I'll be just like him

>>87184657
Yep when Han rides a Tauntaun to go save Luke on Hoth. They even had to make a lore friendly explanation because of how out of place it was: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Chaos

>>87170831
>I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT