How many little Spoonlets did O'Brien murder?
the answer is always 'not enough'
>>87170796
Not enough.
cytmayso
>tfw the Federation will never turn evil in the canon universe and eradicate the Klingons, becoming the dominating force in the galaxy with humanity leading the way to a brighter future.
too many seconds since
"Ensign, I've got a job for you!"
You followed Commander Riker to his quarters. "You want me to... feed you dinner while you go over some data on your computer?"
He looked serious. "That's an order, ensign!" he said sternly before relaxing into that familiar warm smile of his.
Was it just you, or did he look... uh, heftier than usual? You examined his body from bottom to top. His pants looked tight on his thick thighs and big womanish ass. His plump gut, which had absorbed most of the extra weight, hung over his waistband and threatened to burst out of his shirt at any moment. His face looked fuller and you were pretty sure his beard hid a double chin. You thought the weight didn't look bad on him, proportioned well over his already bulky frame.
You sat down next to him at his desk and began popping chicken nuggets into his mouth one by one. He was too engrossed in his work to look at you, but he let out an occasional moan of pleasure. After having devoured the entire 50 piece nugget meal, including a large fry, he opened his mouth expectantly before looking at you.
"Oh, is that all? OK, dismissed. Nice work, ensign."
>>87171598
To be honest. I feel like that would help with a promotion.
>its a alexander doesnt wanna learn the lessons of payless and be a warbler like his father episode
Is this thread DOA
>>87173658
Are Americans asleep? Cause say what you want about the Yanks, they do keep things interesting.
bark bark
why are there two /trek/s?
>>87173909
because someone doesnt know how to use the catalog
>you will never vaporize spoonheads and their children
>>87171411
a /trek/ classic
>>87173871
I'm American and I get up at like 5
>>87173909
dueling queers
Would you a Nana?
>>87176371
didn't she get gangraped or something?
>>87176371
I would in the other thread. Stop bumping this one, please.
>>87176371
That ugly, old, saggy, haggy, baggy, smelly whore? Hell no.
>>87170796
Is that just a /tv/ thing or does he begin his killing spree here?
>>87176371
yes
>>87177066
That episode is nothing to do with killing spoonhead scum
Aliens from the gamma quadrant come through and he helps save the one being hunted. Turns out dying in the hunt is a great honor and he'll be taken home in disgrace for surviving, so O'brien helps him escape and lets the hunt continue
>>87171397
>eradicate the Klingons
And the rest anon
>orbital bombardment is the only answer
Worf should have become Chancellor?
yes, no?
>>87177573
Worf would have been a shit chancellor, just like he was shit at everything else
best girl
>>87177736
>not grilka
shit taste, dishonorable
>>87177928
>>87177736
>>87177736
She was also in Enterprise.
>>87171397
>40k is just a startrek sequel
>>87171397
When you think about it, the Federation has the sort of technology that if they chose to be completely ruthless they would probably control the whole quadrant.
>>87177573
Worf was an extremely good fighter/warrior but he never really showed any leadership skills beyond being a dick to people he outranked.
>>87181048
Well, he never really had the makings of a varsity athelete.
>>87180978
the federation only still exists because of Sisko and his Bajoran prophets in the wormwhole