/Trek/ DS9fag Edition

First for stop making generals

>>87169447
HOW CAN THERE BE WAR CRIMES WHEN THERE WASN'T A WAR!?

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>It's a dueling generals episode

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>>87169576
Look, pal, why don't you do me a favour. Take yourself and your holier than thou attitude and get out of my life.

>>87169447
Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi is a handsome man

>>87169447
>Too many queers edition

ftfy

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>>87172542
Say that to my scales in person not online and see what happens.

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>>87172754
Y-you're not me! Constable scan the entire thread for Changelings. Everyone line up for blood screenings.

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Best girls:
Seven > B'elanna > Jadzia > Kira > Ezri > Keiko > Troi > long haired Kes > Pickard's gf > T'pol

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>>87173227
Best bois:

Julian Bashir > Fat Riker with Beard > Data > Weyoun IV > Damar > Trip > Normal weight Riker with Beard > Tom Paris > Weyoun V

Keevan a shit.

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>>87173167
Ah, just a test, my dear madam. Wanted to make sure your senses haven't DULLED over the years.

why are there two /trek/-threads?

>>87173940
dueling queers

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Captain, I recommend a full spread of photon torpedoes aimed at enemy thread.

>>87173227
Keiko not worst girl

anon that is just wrong and you know it

>>87169447
I just watched The captains and it was pretty decent.

Anyone else agree or are you all gonna call me a pleb?

>>87172504
Lieutenant Barlcay was our guy
>holodeck tough guy
>beta irl
>knows computers very well
>probably posts on subspace chans
>mercilessly bullied by senior staff

>>87175062
Don't forget he also became an autismo super genius later on. And he programmed hookers for Lil' Worf's western holodeck adventure.

>>87174477
But there is fat Riker fic in that thread

>>87175473
>Sir, We're noticing a large object falling through the enemy vessel

>RIKER!

>>87175473
But this thread was made first. That thread is an abomination, and the Riker fic would be in this thread if that OP hadn't failed at life.

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The thread with the most trek gifs gets my vote.

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"Ensign, I've got a job for you!"

You followed Commander Riker to his quarters. "You want me to... feed you dinner while you go over some data on your computer?"

He looked serious. "That's an order, ensign!" he said sternly before relaxing into that familiar warm smile of his.

Was it you, or did he look... uh, heftier than usual? You examined his body from bottom to top. His pants looked tight on his thicker thighs and big womanish ass. His plump gut, which had absorbed most of the extra weight, hung over his waistband and threatened to burst out of his shirt at any moment. His face looked fuller and you were pretty sure his beard hid a double chin. You thought the weight didn't look bad on him, proportioned well over his already bulky frame.

You sat down next to him at his desk and began popping chicken nuggets into his mouth one by one. He was too engrossed in his work to look at you, but he let out an occasional moan of pleasure. After having devoured the entire 50 piece nugget meal, including a large fry, he opened his mouth expectantly before looking at you.

"Oh, is that all? OK, dismissed. Nice work, ensign."

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>>87173940
Affirmative Action
And I forgot to link this thread to the old one so another faggot made the other.

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1969
>Gene sits alone in his office, his farewell blowjob from Nichelle still drying on his lap
>He pours another drink and absently wonders if he can get away with killing Lucille Ball and her jew lawyers
>There's a knock on the office door
>"Go away, we're cancelled."
>Diana Muldaur opens the door. "It's me, Gene."
>Oh fuck, thinks Gene, that's ALL I need. "Hey, Di. How's life?"
>"I'm pregnant, Gene."
>"FUCK!" Gene screams as he throws his glass at the wall. "It never rains but it fucking pours! How much do you need?"
>"I'm not here for money, Gene! I love you! I want us to raise this baby together!"
>"Hahahaha! Oh shit, you're outta your mind, baby! My wife will take my kids away and I'll lose everything! You sound like Majel, for fuck's sake!"
>"Majel?"
>"Here. My last $20. Go get it cut out of you and leave me the fuck alone."
>Sobbing, Diane flees from the studio and the incredibly homely man with the tongue of silver and the dick of steel. She doesn't stop running until she's out of the Desilu parking lot, and then she breaks down crying.
>"I'll show you, you cocksucker!" she screams at a palm tree. "You haven't heard the last of me!"

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>>87175736
1988
>Gene's in his office, pouring another drink, his greeting blowjob from Marina drying on his lap
>There's a knock at the door
>"Can't get enough, eh?" he says, smiling
>The door opens, and his smile becomes a grimace
>"Hello, Diane. What can I do for you?"
>"Well, Gene, I guess the question is what I can do for YOU."
>"Huh?"
>"I hear you're married to Majel Barrett, these days. Brand new successful show and everything."
>"Get to the point, dammit!"
>"It would be a shame if Majel and the tabloids found out you once fucked a young starlet and got her pregnant, wouldn't it?"
>"You got some balls, Di. Alright, how much do you want to keep your yap shut?"
>"I want a role. A steady role."
>"Well, I can make some calls–"
>"On Star Trek, Gene."
>"You are outta your curly fuckin' head, Di!"
>"Would you like to see some pictures? She was born mentally handicapped, but the home I put her in manages to keep her diapers changed regula–"
>"FINE! You can be… um, I don't think we have a comm officer, so…"
>"I was a doctor before. I want to be a doctor again."
>"Well, I guess you–"
>"I want McFadden's job, Gene."
>"Hold that thought."
>*dials number to Gates' trailer*
>"Hello?"
>"Gates! Baby! It's Gene!"
>"Oh. Hey, Gene."
>"Gates, will you take it up the ass or not?"
>"NOT!"
>"You're fired."
>hangs up
>"Happy, Di? Take this and go to Wardrobe. Go on, take it and get the fuck outta my sight."

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>>87175769
1989
>"Hey! Di! Come sit down and talk with Geney!"
>"What's up, Gene? You know we're filming the season ender!"
>"Di, I just wanted to let you know that you're fired."
>"WHAT?!"
>"Sorry, but Gates finally relented and gave up the balloon knot. That's showbiz."
>"Wh-why, I'm going straight to Entertainment Tonight to tell them–"
>"Tell them what, Diane? That you have a mutant daughter by way of the Great Bird of the Galaxy? I think you'll find that hard to prove. For one thing, I've spent the last month spending money and having birth and medical records destroyed. For another, I think you'll find that, uh, Daughter was picked up by her 'mother' yesterday from the home and they haven't been seen since."
>"What?! How could you–?"
>"Spiner in a wig. He can tuck like you wouldn't believe."
>"Gene, you… you can't–"
>"Ah! Here's security now! Gentlemen, this woman has lost her composure. Please escort her off the premises."
>"Let's go, lady."
>"Gene! GENE!"

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>>87175793
1991
>The stroke had destroyed critical parts of Gene's brain. The long, long nights of writing under the influence of stimulants and amphetamines had finally caught up with him
>The priest had administered the last rites
>Majel had gummed her way through the last blowjob, which lay drying on the picture of Diana Muldaur, where he'd ordered her to spit it.
>Majel checked the line on his IV tube, kissed Gene on the forehead, and quietly retired to the bedroom they used to share.
>Gene was just drifting off when the massive amounts of hair in his ears pricked up.
>Someone was opening the window!
>"Gene, please tell me that yellow stuff on my photo is mayonnaise."
>"D-d-d-d–"
>"Diane, yes. Well, I bet you didn't expect to see me again, did you?"
>"N-nuh-n-n–"
>"Geney-weenie, what HAS become of you?" Diane seated herself on the hospital bed, "I guess no one lives forever. Not even the 'Great Bird of the Galaxy.'"
>"W-w-w–"
>"Why am I here? Well, let's just say that dear old Brent is a bit of a softy. He pulled a 'Snow White' and had the props department knock up a replica of our daughter's severed head in a jar. You have to admit, that's a lot more clever than a boar's heart in a box."
>"SPI–SPINE–"
>"Settle down, Gene, she's fine, thanks for asking. Brent waited until he was sure the coast was clear, and then he moved her out of state to a better facility in Nevada. She calls him Uncle Daytah when he visits her. Did you know that she can write her name, now?"
>"Wh-wh–"
>"'What's her name?' Is THAT what you were going to ask, Gene?"
>"Pl-please, D-d-d–"
>"I named her after her father: Asshole! Ha! Gotcha! No, her name is really none of your business, Gene. You made sure of that when you flung that twenty at me and kicked me out."
>"…"

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>>87175833
con't
>"Why am I here? To say goodbye, of course! Though not with your customary fellatio, I'm afraid. You'll have to see if Majel will allow the Greek whore to come up for one more suckle of that withered salami of yours."
>"…"
>"You know, Gene, I always did enjoy playing doctors. I don't know why. I'm doing great on L.A. Law right now, but being a lawyer just isn't as good as being a doctor."
>Diana pulled a small black leather bag out of the pocket of her ninja suit. From it she removed a small bottle full of a clear liquid and a syringe. Pulling the cap off the syringe, she filled it with the liquid.
>"Yessir, I sure did enjoy being a doctor."
>She inserted the tip of the needle into Gene's IV tube, but didn't depress the plunger
>"Do you believe in Heaven, Gene?" she asked, smiling gently and staring through him
>"D-Diane…puh-puhlease d-dont–!"
>"I do. I might not get to go there after what I'm about to do, but I've decided I can live with that. I've saved them all up, you see. Each and every tear you've caused me. Well, not EACH and every tear, but quite a lot of them. They're in this syringe, now, Gene. Just more salty water, really, mixing with the rest of the saline…"
>She pushed the plunger all the way home
>"…and a tiny hint of bleach."
>By the time Majel reached the room, Gene had already stopped screaming
>It wasn't until after the ambulance had gone that Majel realized the window was open a crack
>Wedged under it was what appeared to be a small child's drawing of a woman and a girl
>Printed in shaky block letters was one word: J EA N

>>87175857
:(

*teleports fetus into your womb*

nothin personnel....

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Idk what's more disturbing, that green text or

>>87175736
>>87175769
>>87175793
>>87175833
>>87175857
Awful. Truly awful. Your story sucks. Lucille Ball was the one who greenlit Star Trek and fought to keep it going even though it was losing money. Gene couldn't thank her enough. In any case, she was no longer involved by the time that Star Trek was canceled. In fact, Desilu didn't even exist anymore in 1969, so there's no way in hell that your inclusion of Desilu makes sense. Read a book.

If you can't be historically accurate then why even bother? What next, you'll run a Vegas holoprogram where everyone is welcome?

>>87175956
Footfags are the worst

>>87175993
>the same response as last time
kek. nice, anon.

>>87174881
Do you agree that Mulgrew and Brooks are both mentally ill?

>>87176176
I've heard things abotu Brooks being weird, but what's the complaints about Mulgrew?

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>>87176285
>I've heard things abotu Brooks being weird, but what's the complaints about Mulgrew?

We're talking about "The Captains". Did you even watch the documentary?

"There were days when my kids were suffering, and, you know, you can't walk off a set... so the preoccupation with your children's pain is enormous, and add to that eight pages of "techno-babble" that you've got to execute by 2:00 in the morning and you can't get to the phone because they don't let you... It's... it's... it's very hard... You know, in retrospect, you know, I mean, you could do it that way... Say, oh, I should have done this as opposed... I mean, who knows? I mean, so, so... so I hold fast to what I've chosen to do and I'm not apologizing for that, but the attendant toll taken on family and all of that, it's... That's it."

Shitty Mom Mulgrew

>>87176458
oh, just the family stuff. I've read about that, but I misunderstood and thought the guy meant just general weirdness.

>>87173418
get nude for me

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Post more bajoran hotties

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>>87176690
umm, sweetie, I think you meant to say Cardassian cuties

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>>87176750
Even spoonies prefer bajoran poon.

>>87176964
>Dukat fucked Kira's mother
>also wants to fuck Kira herself
absolute madman

>>87177024
Dukat always had high hopes for the Bajorans (so long as he could get his scaly prick wet)

>>87177671
>someone brings back one thread
>you bring back the other

Why cunt?

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best girl.

>>87177708
I'm not in the other thread but someone over there said that thread was kill and to go to this one.
Just delete your thread or have the guy who started this one delete his.

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>>87177817
you can't delete threads, and I made neither

>>87177850
Well why are you upset at me? And why are you still bumping this thread? Why do you care?

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>>87177914
Having multiple threads makes me tense, it's /int/ PTSD

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>anon, on the island
>anon, when the thread died

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Garak and Ziyal, upon the turbolift

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>playing com expansion
>realize it has TNG voices
kewl

>>87178507
>de Lancie
>Frakes
>Dorn
>Sirtis

Will say anything if you put a mic and some money in front of them. It's like a compulsion

>>87169576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkinv1Ew3eI
eat shit slimo

>>87178596
>should start with the movies

hmm...that's an interesting idea

>>87178578
what about tasha yar and /our guy/

>>87178658
Clearly whoever was making it basically said "here's some money - get as many of them as you can. Not Patrick Stewart, I'll take care of him, but get the rest"

Obviously his attempt to woo PT with his impressive dildo collection failed

>its a "Bashir takes the captain's son into an active warzone and causes Jake to have PTSD and nearly die" episode

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>>87178727
Jake was a little bitch, he needed to harden the fuck up and an insane dying spess marine was exactly the person to teach him that lesson

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>>87178487
>my feet hurt
>i don't want to be here
>vaginas are gross
>i wonder if dr bashir actually wore that racquetball outfit i made him
>my dad didn't love me

>>87178805
Him being Tain's actual son was retarded

>>87178727
>it's a "every character is blasé about their regular run ins with death to the point that sisko mostly just finds jadzia's untimely death to be an inconvenience during his spirit quest" show

>Although Alexander Siddig enjoyed this episode, he was disappointed that nothing came of the relationship between Bashir and Jake. (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Companion)

>Siddig elaborated "I really like the relationship with Jake. There's potential for a terrific relationship there. He needs an older brother and Bashir is perfect for that". ("Time for a Changeling", Dreamwatch magazine, issue 36)

Why is he such a gay predator?

>>87178626
I mean I'd say chronologically but the movies on average are better than your average TOS episode

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>>87178835
I thought him being the bastard of a spymaster who considered sentiment a weakness and was part of the reason why he was exiled was great and fleshed out some of the intrigue that was his character.

>>87178805
show us some skin sexy

wouldn't Cardassians be more sensible allies to the Federation than the Klingons? Klingons are just all about conquering people and generally being dickheads. They probably pulled a Bajor on way more planets than us virtuous Cardies ever did.

>>87178596
wow cool opinion man thanks for sharing :)

>>87176690
How many Guls do you think she fucked to survive the occupation?

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>>87174662
choose your words carefully big guy, this is my wife you're talking about

>>87179127
It's like the British and the French. Yes the French are a barbarian warlike people, but their long shared history counts for a lot and is why they keep working with them, despite the Germans (Cardies) making more sense on paper

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>>87179191

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Imagine being Miles O'Brien on that station and having to be all like "damn, Deep Space 9, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your dull grey corridors and horrific architecture. I would totally perform maintenance on you, both my mirror universe counterpart and the real me." when all he really wants to do is serve on Starfleet's flagship in the transporter room. Like seriously imagine having to be O'Brien and not only work overtime while Deep Space 9 flaunts its disgusting consoles in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the poor cable management and rusty flux capacitors, and just sit there, day after day, hour after hour, while it breaks down even further. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking promenade but its good reputation as everyone on station says its STILL GOT IT and DAMN, DEEP SPACE 9 LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch its self-sealing stem bolts contort into types of trash you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been maintaining nothing but a healthy diet of transporters and flagships and later alleged cloaking devices for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies on Earth. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the rust that's breaking out on its dented hull as it is sucked in by the vacuum of space, your colleagues smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in its "statuesque (for that is what they call it)" beauty, the beauty the Cardassians worked so hard for with Bajoran slave workers in the previous years. And then the commander calls for another maintenance check, and you know you could kill every single person on this station before Odo could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking O'Brien. You're not going to lose your future Starfleet Academy career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>>87179246
that shot is in the same scene as this one

She is encouraging Miles to become attracted to Kira, because she knows he's too honorable and will give himself blue balls before he cheats

Keiko was a sociopath long before she was a Pah Wraith

>>87179127
>Klingons are just all about conquering people
actualy no, they are just all about fighting, they're more like the orks from 40k in that regard plus they're mostly straightforward when it's come to diplomacy so the feds know what to expect from them, while the cardies are devious and way more xenophobic toward other species, they're like the romulans but with scales

>>87179356
What did Klingons do when they conquered worlds? Just wail on the local nerds?

>>87179402
take the important resources and leave the locals destitute.

>>87179402
If they paid their taxes and fought in honorable combat, then they were basically left to get on with their shit. They left a Governer from a well respected house and a small army there to keep order but that's about it

Unlike the fucking Ferengi who tricked systems into debt bondage and enslaved them

Should I start Voyager?

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>>87179277
O'Brien needed to show more cracks and have less craic

>>87179479
yes.

People give it a hard time, but it's generally not bad, just bland

>>87179479
if you've exhausted every star trek stuff before, then yeah but don't get to much expectation out of it

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>LISTEN HERE YOU BIG EARED FUCK, IF I EVER FIND OUT THAT YOU CROSS ME AGAIN, I'LL RIP YOUR EARS OFF AND SELL THEM TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER

jesus christ captain

>>87179589
>quark didn't have to pay maintenance or rent and he was still barely keeping his lobes above water

He really was a shit Ferengi, wasn't he

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>you will never walk in on Will Riker wearing a stretched out t-shirt from his starfleet academy years that barely covers his bellybutton and strains itself over the swell of pale plump flesh that hangs just over the waistband of his sweatpants

Why even live bros?

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stop

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>stormfront

subtle lol

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>>87179958
If she a tailor she a thot

>>87179862
>You will never walk in on Riker during one of his late night snack binges at Ten Forward

>>87178785
>we will never get a Starship Troopers Starfleet Edition movie with grizzled Space Mareens like this badass guy.

>>87179277
>DAMN, DEEP SPACE 9 LOOKS LIKE *THAT*??
LOL

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We (and Picard) couldn't see it, but these two were fighting an epic battle of wills during this scene.

Subspace explosions, mass extinctions, lazer storns that consumed entire galaxies, shit was intense

But only space wizards could see it

>>87180680
Could Barclay see it?

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Just finished the first season of TOS what did I think of it?

>>87180721
It's retroactively what caused Barclay to be a sperg

>>87180738
A little slow and stagnant but had some pretty good 'sodes towards the end.

>>87180721
To busy fucking HoloTroi.

>>87180738
You thought it was camp and a bit overly silly at times, but otherwise a solid trek show with some really good characters

For future reference, you'll think that S2 is better, and that S3 was shit but it's the network's fault for cutting their budget

>>87180680
>This creature is not what she appears to be, she's a fucking lipsmacking coon!

>>87180738
You thought it was incredibly enjoyable despite it's age. You appreciated it's influence on science fiction and syndicated TV as a whole.

You were then thoroughly impressed by S2, marvelling at some of the greatest episodes in Star Trek, whilst still enjoying the sillier and campy moments.

Season 3 was a massive letdown, but you understood why and let yourself go and enjoyed the ridiculous stories.

>>87180738
>>87180804
>>87180992
I know it's stupid to feel this way, but when people start threads on /tv/ with the "what did I think of it" shit it just makes my blood boil.

>>87181301
You thought this thread was stupid, and chose to reply angrily. You got involved in a conversation you don't want to be in just to tell people you don't want to be in it, you feel stupid.

>>87181386
I knew this was going to get misunderstood the second I posted it. I'm not mad at any of the posts I replied to, I was just sharing a general thought that I hate when people waste threads with shitty bait post meme phrases like that.

Again, I completely understand that >>87180738 was using it ironically as a joke, I was just hoping that others felt the same way when people shit up the board with bait threads.

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qt romulan

>>87181301
People don't like being asked what they thought of something, but they love giving an opinion about what other's should think

It's just a roundabout way of asking people what they thought

>>87181474
You justified your point and people agreed. You feel satisfied.

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>>87181569

>>87181551
>People don't like being asked what they thought of something
Um sweetie, what planet do you live on?

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I'm optimistic about the Orville. The trailers look like some typical ad men shit but I'm sure the show will pan out better.

That being said I like old family guy and American dad.

>>87181693
Seth said the trailer basically took every joke from the first few episodes and strung them together. It's les a comedy and more a come-drama

>>87181731
If that's the case then I'm all in, but I'm less inclined to believe Seth after how much he hyped Once Upon A Time in the West and how shit that turned out

>>87181673
Picard, His mouth wide.

Guys, you know what sucks?

Will Shatner is going to outlive every single TOS cast member even though he treats his body like shit and is morbidly obese. It's not fair.

>>87181803
Time makes redshirts of us all anon

Eventually

>>87181821
>tfw Bill will go into Cryo or some shit and they'll develop life-extending technology and he'll never die

Okay I'm back from watching Caretaker. This is the worst screenwriting I've ever seen. Dropped.

>>87181861
>Dropped

Don't be a pussy. You will watch all 7 seriesn of that crap because what the fuck else are you going to do with your time

>>87181861
k bye

>>87181803
I really Like Shatner after a line from The Captains
"Wherever you are Scotty, I'm ready to beam up. But not yet."

Honestly i love all the cast after that documentary

>>87181821
Bill has fucking god-tier genetics man. Google pictures of him from this year, the man is 86 years old and he looks like an out of shape 50 year old. I mean I know he's had some plastic surgery done, but even stuff like his hands you don't see the pull of gravity that you normally do on octogenarians.

>>87179958
>>87180035
See, this is why I never liked ds9 or the simpsons. The characters were so fucking ugly, they were too sickening to watch.

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>>87182224
>trek characters
>ugly
tell that to Damar's face irl not online

>>87180738
You wanted to beat the tar out of Finnigan, and seriously wondered just what the fuck Kirk ever saw in that homely little hoe named "Ruth".

>>87180020
why exactly was this guy's death suddenly rending the whole temporal-cold-war-story null and void?

>>87182383
You think you are mad. But you are actually Mudd.

God that show's going to flop isn't it?

>>87182513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsYu9jsmlHc#t=1m50s

If Mudd is anything but a rampant sexist and jovial free-spirit I'm going to be very upset

>>87182596
To even attempt to fit in with TOS they need to all be rampant sexists. But I'd much prefer nothing at all.

>>87181474
Your mealy-mouthed, snivelling, self-effacing explanation of why you posted what you did makes it obvious that you are a weak little moron with a lot of empty bluster. A true trektard if I've ever seen one. Congratulations. You may crawl back into your hole now, lol.

>>87181693
I can never look at that fag again without remembering him happily playing with that guy's dick in public. Fuck him. He has ruined TOS for me for all time.

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>>87181776

>>87182709
>t.Gene Roddenberry

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>>87182224
Miles, we have one (you) to beam up

>>87182902
Anon, His childhood ruined...

>>87182296
What makes you think I wouldn't?

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>>87183016
>british actor dresses like a woman
>american is surprised
>more at 11

It's a right of passage here anon

>>87182981
Miles taught me that Asians make the best wives.


God bless him

>>87183100
I'm a bong my friend, I live in the Leeds & Outwood area. Where Ed Balls used to be the MP before he went dancing?

>>87183228
>Leeds

well hello my muslim or student friend

>>87183228
jealous of your culture

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>>87183228
>Ed Balls

i know that feel bro

>>87183298
Student, Going to the Law School.
>>87183333
And I'm jealous of your quads!
>>87183351
He's adorable, we have some bitch who's main office is atop a goldbrokers now

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>>87182596
Oh fuck I hadn't seen that trailer. I know it's a meme to hate on STD but it does look god awful.

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>>87183845
Welcome to Hell anon

Enjoy your stay

>>87183845
Trust me, this is gonna be s1 of Ent and most of VOY combined

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>>87183949

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>>87182596

I am not prepared.

Everything about this is wrong.

Everything looks wrong.

>>87182596
>these klingons
.... what.

>>87184032
I mean at least ENT and VOY had good parts. I just don't see this making anything good.

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>>87184197
Turns out Phlox and Uncle Phil fucked them up worse than we realised

>>87183949
>>87184152
Why do they look like Skyrim weapons?

>>87182596
Netflix is for niggers, isn't it?

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>>87184269

Uncle Phil died because of this.

They look like spacebats with claws. This one almost got a funny hat.

>>87184465
Because anybody who cared about Star Trek is working on Orville instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy9sKeCE8V0

>>87184664
>Indian scientist is Bashir's dad
>still doing that same silly British accent

Franchise link?

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How fucking stupid is Janeway in the episode "Night"?
>no we can't take VITAL FOOD THAT WE NEED from this guy because he's a bad guy and that would make us like the bad guys
>lol maybe if we start a federation and try to enforce our ideals on everyone we can get out of here somehow

Handwaved their way out of the void because of this insanity. Janeway was always trading life or death for Federation principles.

>>87184924
Janeway had no intention of getting them home, it happened by accident because of Borg cheat codes

She liked being Supreme Commander of the Delta Federation too much

>>87184999
sick trips lad

anyhow, I can't see how the writers could think putting people in a life or death situation like that and having everyone just tacitly agree and go along with Janeway's "our principles or death" mentality would look anything but bonkers

The cast were better than the writers giving them this slop.

>>87182596
man this looks fucking lame

>>87185195
>The cast were better than the writers giving them this slop.
I really do like how Katherine Mulgrew interpreted Janeway as being bipolar (or otherwise mentally ill) and portrayed her as such.

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>>87184664
How is it that a fucking Seth McFarline comedy show has better production, cinematography, themes and acting than a official prequel to one of if not the most famous sci-fi series in history?

>>87176535
>oh, just the family stuff

Yep. Just fuck your kids up for life just so you can be a shitty tv actor on a shitty tv show.. No biggie.

>>87179680
i feel like it would be hard to compete with the replicators

>>87185457
Seth is making his Star Trek fanfiction

Discovery is studios trying to translate the JJ movies to the small screen

Gee, I wonder why one seems more genuine and interesting than the other

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>>87182596
>all life is born from chaos

NO!

All life is born from these bald cunts

>>87185457
Seth is a real star trek fan. the people working on STD are quoted as saying they hope the new show makes fans mad...

>>87182596
When I watch this, I feel like I'm being raped somehow. Like it's a silent parody of what they think would piss off the TOS/TNG/DS9 era fans

>>87182596
Damn this looks like hot ass. Fuck it. I'm watching Love Live Sunshine Season 2 instead.

>>87185810
>the people working on STD are quoted as saying they hope the new show makes fans mad...
Wasn't that JUST Chris Isaacs and no one else?

>>87185838
Take some racy photographs instead ;)

>>87185873
yeah but whoever came up with these design clearly doesn't know star trek

>>87185810
Wait why did they say that they wanted to make show fans mad?

>>87186077
Not sure I believe the quote, but I tghink it implies they hope Discovery makes Trek fans mad by how shit it is

>>87186077
they don't care about star trek. here is chris isaac's exact quote "I don’t mean to sound irreverent when I say I don’t care about the die-hard Trek fans. I only ‘don’t care’ about them in the sense that I know they’re all going to watch anyway. I look forward to having the fun of them being outraged, so they can sit up all night and talk about it with each other.”

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>>87186124
Trek fans are never happy. Just ignoring them is for the best.

>>87185776
>all life is born from chaos
So chaos truly is a ladder

>>87186190
So he is endorsing shitposting on /tv/? Huh.

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>>87184325
I just watched this episode, he got his ass handed to him

>>87185916
>yeah but whoever came up with these design clearly doesn't know star trek

Well they are going for such an obvious modern VG aesthetic mixed in with JJ movies. It feels like an appeal to hollywood modern sci-fi too much and the trailer's even built around the typical hollywood trailer archetype.

>>87186426
it seems that way and now they are going for an edgier version, gore and nudity now. trying to get those GOT fags watching

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>>87186520
>edgy
>gore
>nudity

all staples of Trek, right???

>>87186500
She was like a hotter Linda Hamilton

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>>87186596
2nd best girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tokQJSiVjc#t=18s

tfw Dax never purred at Worf like this

>>87186596
And now she's just another old, worn out, saggy, haggy, baggy, smelly cunt.

>>87186586
baffling post

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>>87186684
Nigger, you're stupid.

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>>87186668
>And now she's just another old, worn out, saggy, haggy, baggy, smelly cunt.

I did use the term "was", in case you have literacy issues.

>>87186734
Nigger, kiss my ass.

>>87186759
No shit, tard. The fuck is wrong with you? Are you really so mentally ill that you think you had to point that out? Christ. You people really are idiots of the highest degree.

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>>87186848
>No shit, tard. The fuck is wrong with you? Are you really so mentally ill that you think you had to point that out? Christ. You people really are idiots of the highest degree.

I can tell it's that time of day where you start getting bored and need to "troll the chon" to get a bunch of (You)s so I always am very obvious with you because, in the end, this type of behavior is always lower than the response it elicits.

>>87186882
"nigga" - absolutely the stupidest word in the english language.

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>>87186971

Why do you always respond to him? And you aren't talking about Trek anymore so take it outside.

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>>87186916
>get a bunch of (You)s

Lol. You people really are beyond retarded.

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>>87187071
You attempted to troll unless you just have trouble keeping your tenses together like pic related.

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>when you're busy all day and miss the /trek/ thread

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Post comfy ships and shuttles.

So apparently The Orville comes out 9/10 and has episodes directed by Braga and Frakes. honestly looking forward to it more than STD

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brehs

>>87187803
i hate bajorans so much

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What, if anything, did they mean by this?

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So are all Klingons gonna be blue, or just this guy?

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>>87187766
>yfw MacFarlane stole Star Trek

>>87187766
>directed by Braga

Since when did Brandon sit behind the camera?

>>87187960
it feels more trek than std

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>>87187960
I just hope it's good. I don't think I could handle if it was bad.

>>87188134
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Orville

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>>87187934
>We aRE PakLeds... our ship is MoNDor... we look for things..

I like how the time RIker got outsmarted it was by literal retards and even Worf made mention of his stupidity.
>but commander, do we REALLY need to send our CHIEF engineer?

>>87187960
David A. Goodman also wrote and produced for Enterprise.

Not to mention Jon Favreau.

Shaping up to be a good one.

>>87182596
>Klingons lost all their hair in favor of more ridges and pointy nails
why do this

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Thoughts on the orville ship compared to std?

>>87188638

Looks like two interconnected sets of mouths/lips laughing (the "nacelles")

>>87188638
Looks very cool, but retarded engineering-wise

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>>87188638

>>87188708
Please tell me this is a joke

This looks like a cardboard model made as a summer project of a Star Trek fan's 8-year-old kid

>>87188797
i think they changed it but i don't remember what the new one design looks like

>>87188797
pretty sure he's showing you the old STD ship

the new one had more of an TOS feel

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>>87188797
this is the newest trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rtzB5O8uz0

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>>87188929
I think the only thing that would save this series is if about half way though the 1st season they suddenly revealed that this was the Mirror Universe and the ship is called the ISS Discovery.

>>87189024
LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE!

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>Look at me
>We Klingons now.

>>87188929
Much better, except for
>Let's put a giant glowing target right where all the important people sit

The SFX look fantastic desu, would watch if only they left out
>muh brave negress of color
>super duper serious
>klingons = turboniggers
>shitty Beatles covers
>fags
>TV-MA

>>87189247
the lens flare reminds of jj trek

>>87189334
"Lens flare" is faggotspeak for lens GLARE.

>>87189415
okay thanks but you know what i meant

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>>87180804
the final episode of TOS was a fucking travesty

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>>87188638

>>87188382
having hair must've made them look too white or something

UP IS DOWN

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he did nothing wrong

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>get blazed
>go into the holodeck
what could go wrong

>>87190168
Gotta' good laff-a-roo out of that one, thanks.

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>>87187867
I have a hate-boner for them

speaking of, anyone got nudes of Ensign Ro's actress? something about that resting bitch face turns my warp coils

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>>87189639
Anime sucks.

>>87182434
because he started it.

sometime in the future, "hey guys we need rules for time travel".

nazi aliens "screw you. you can't tell us what to do". and they time travel to ww2 earth, and from there they go forward to another point.

everyone else flips out and starts time travel antics. The Illusive Man is working with the Sulliban to get Archer to do what he wants. Then you have the aliens manipulating the Xindi. who are just doing their own thing and don't care about the nazis or the illusive man. lastly are the Federation time police. who are just trying to get everything back to how it was before the nazis went rogue, and keep them from doing it again.

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>>87190542
That's not a very convincing image.

>>87190542
what do I gotta' do to see you naked?

>>87187766
Frakes is directing an episode of STD too

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>>87190722
Stop being thirsty, Steve from Texas.

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>>87190168
>Ensign Vape

>>87190749
>Stop being thirsty
is this negro slang?
>>87190749
>Steve from Texas
I'm eastern standard time, Sean from Missouri.

Who else /aloneonafridaynightdrinkingcideronthetoilet/ here?

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>>87190835

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>>87190864
Cheers

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>>87190835
I'm at work till 2:30am

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Would you a Terry?

>>87190911
Sorry to hear that. I got laid off today. Well technically the funding for my pay ran out and I'm expected to continue to work for free.

>>87184924
I would've planned a mutiny

>>87190920
Married to Spock's son. I don't think I can get by that.

>>87187766
I'm going to wait until STD is out to start watching The Orville.

I have a plan. I'm going to compare all them against each other, and send up the reviews on /tv/

ie. Watch first episode of TOS, TNG, DS9, VOY, ENT, and STD, and The Orville, and compare and contrast each of them. I plan to avoid using any knowledge of future episodes to my advantage, and look at each one as a standalone and only looking at how the episodes stack up with the episodes that have come before it.

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So, I decided to finish the episode Night from Voyager (which one of you cruel insubordinates described as "good /voy/").

It's as though each subsequent act intends to supplant the previous for most absurd and outlandish. Take for example Janeway's proposal of joining HER alliance to the Beakman. He threatens to kill Fantome's race with the calmness of sloth-human hybrid but Janeway accepts him anyways.

Two scenes later, he's installing MOBOs for some reactor and Janeway starts grilling about where he got the technology. He explains how he already destroyed the people who had the technology so she, of course, goes full Bakersfield chimp on him and tells him to get it out of engineering and then finally to get out of the alliance.

Not sure who I'm more pissed off at right now, that anon who recommended this pile of manure or the writers of the show.

>>87191086
are you going to watch the cage or the first ep with kirk?

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>>87180680
>jake we cant be friends, its because youre a nig and im a nog
seriously?

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>>87190835
Here here

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>>87191167
lol

>>87191153
The first episode with Kirk. We say all sci-fi shows have to "grow the beard" or whatever, but I don't think TOS first pilot episode should be included, even if it actually rings better than Where No Man Has Gone Before at times.

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>>87191167
commander, we're not allowed to interact
>why's that, guinan?
because I'm a 'GROID and you're a 'NOID

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>>87191345
the cage is great he should watch it even though its just a pilot also pike is best captain

>>87191349
This always makes me laugh

>>87191440
I honestly don't know how NBC turned it down. It really is great. But it doesn't make sense to use it in episode-by-episode review.

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What episode is this?

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>>87176964
Has this woman ever played a role where she wasn't kidnapped and had sex with her captor to save her family?

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Ahkoocheemoya on this friday we are far from the normies

>>87191643
Isn't that the episode when Troi was having cuck visions from some one who was murdered?

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>>87191730
We're far from the one they called "Chad" who ran with the Linebackers.

Ahkoochemoya.

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>>87191643
Weird am watching right now

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>>87192098
A-anon?

Are you gonna' be okay?

Or did BF forget xer tripcode after getting xer surgery?

>>87192136
is nurse candice hot?
what did the dr. say about your prognosis?
are you taking anoprovaline?

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>Perhaps... it is a good day... to live
Jesus Christ, what were they thinking?

>>87192136
I dunno, I stroked out, chillin in hospital watching H&I trek and that episode is on...weird day

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>>87192136
My setup is more dusty.

>>87192183
whoops, meant for
>>87192098

>>87192219
>Morn figurine
>Quark head
interesting

>>87192219
needs more Pledge™

>>87192183
Nurse is decent but real sweet
Prognosis currently unknown meeting with brain doc tomorrow
Tons of baby aspirin and some xanax

>>87192216
>I dunno, I stroked out
you had a literal stroke?
are you 70+?

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>>87192411
are you gonna be okay anon?

don't take Xanax. it's terrible for the brain and highly addictive

>>87192461
Lol 42 and yes a literal stroke, i feel like I lost about 25iq points

>>87192505
jesus, that is really really grim

get better and start living a better life, i can't imagine someone getting a stroke that young unless they were huge or lived an incredibly sedentary lifestyle

>>87177751

To think this series is so popular any possible background wifu I could try to claim has already been fapped to by the thousands.

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>>87192411
Is your doctor hot and Arab? Asking for a friend.

>>87192544
No, pretty fit actually, looks like my heart arrythmia brought it on

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>Seth MacFarlane: ‘The Orville’ Occupies Sci-Fi Space ‘Star Trek’ Left Behind En Route To Dystopia
>“I miss the…aspirational place Star Trek used to occupy,” MacFarlane said. “They’ve chosen to go in a different direction,” he said, describing that direction as dystopian. The aspirational space of early Star Trek, MacFarlane maintained, now is “unoccupied.”
>“They can’t all be Hunger Games,” he said. “There is some space for aspirational.” The Orville, he said is “an attempt to fill that void.”

>>87192577
>No, pretty fit actually, looks like my heart arrythmia brought it on

I'm gonna' try to keep you talking, good to keep the mind active after such an event.

So aren't most strokes brought on by blockages, similar to a blood clot?

I thought arrhythmias were just an off timed heart that skipped a beat or something.

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>>87190835
I drink and play vidya with internet friends so I'm only 0.5 alone

Post more fat Riker fic, I'm a little drunk and horny

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>>87192136
is BF a degenerate tranny? I usually ignore tripfaggots but will make an exception this time just to make fun of him if he's mentally ill, right before I go back to ignoring him

>>87192674
How alone am I if I drink and talk to you guys here?

>>87192591
>Maybe it's because it was created by Seth MacFarlane, the man behind popular comedies such as "Family Guy," but it seemed like his new Fox show "The Orville" would be funny.

>Unfortunately, it just isn't.

>In trailers, "The Orville" is portrayed as a Star Trek parody. It's set in an idealistic future where a fleet of discovery space vessels are run by an interplanetary military organization, but Ed Mercer (Seth MacFarlane) is not the ideal leader. After he caught his wife, Kelly Grayson (Adrianne Palicki), cheating on him a year before, he's fallen apart and his career has gone downhill. But he's been given one last chance with his promotion to captain of the U.S.S. Orville.

>The setup for Ed's character suggests that he will be an unorthodox captain, almost an antihero. Viewers are given to expect he will likely make a lot of mistakes, maybe almost get fired before making up for it with his grit and spirit. This idea is only increased when he insists on hiring his loose cannon friend Gordon Malloy (Scott Grimes) as his helmsman. But in the following episodes, this setup is almost completely dropped and Ed is mostly portrayed as a competent, normal captain and Gordon as a successful, talented spaceship pilot.

>Part of the show's problem is its focus. Midway through the first episode, Ed's ex-wife is hired as his first officer — apparently at her own request — and the show devolves into being all about their relationship, sacrificing every other potential plot development as a result.

>Sure, this seems like a humorous premise, and occasionally it is. But it quickly gets old. The chemistry between Palicki and MacFarlane is not very strong and most of their arguing falls flat and ends up feeling repetitive and annoying.

(continued)

>>87192764
>But the show's biggest fault is simply that it takes itself too seriously. It feels like it wants to be a television version of "Galaxy Quest," but the story never goes completely into that goofy territory. Instead, the first three episodes that Fox released for press screenings just get more and more serious.

>The pilot is the funniest of the first three episodes, with the next two attempting to explore controversial modern topics, in the same way the original "Star Trek" series often would. Episode two touches on the ethics of zoos; episode three dives deeply into issues of gender conformity.

>Because the show can't seem to decide if it wants to be funny or serious, it doesn't really succeed at either. Moments that might be emotional and deep are interrupted with inappropriate humor and, instead of laughing or crying, viewers are left confused and bored.

>Also, "The Orville" doesn't appear to have the budget to really be an action-packed Star Trek drama. The graphics are cheesy, the actors seem to be comedians trying to do drama and not really succeeding and the writing is not up to par. The show probably would have been more successful if it had gone all in with humor. Instead, it's mostly disappointing.

>"The Orville" would probably get a PG-13 rating if it were a movie for some language and crude humor. The violence isn't graphic and, so far, there's almost no sexual content.

>You can check out the hourlong episodes of "The Orville" starting Sept. 10 on Fox.

>>87192642
>aren't most strokes brought on by blockages
I thinks so, the ER doc thinks my SVT caused it, ill know more tomorrow...and thank you

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>>87192793
>>87192764
>But the show's biggest fault is simply that it takes itself too seriously.

holy shit this is great news

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy9sKeCE8V0
id watch it

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>>87192728
I take Prozac so you can make fun of me for being mentally ill regardless of the state of my sexual organs.

>>87192764
>>87192793
This review actually makes The Orville sound really good.

>>87192851
>Ha ha they're talking about pee pee ecks dee!
You have low standards.

>>87192889
sorry can you move like to steps to your right?

>>87179469
>debt bondage

so, just like the bankers USA leaves in their wake whenever they "free" a country?

>>87192857
Prozac just masks the symptoms. Have you tried diet modification? Regular exercise? 15+ minutes of sunlight a day? Earthing?

Tons of good options instead of using SSRI inhibitors. Smoke marijuana, lol dude weed.

Hey look, like any other shitty general you're not talking about the supposed topic! It's why general threads are not necessary at all.

>>87191128
Are you watching "Night" or "The Void"?

They may be 99% identical but those are completely different episodes.

>>87192857
If you ever decide to quit, don't go cold turkey. The withdrawal symptoms are the fucking worst and lasted for months. One of the first experiences of my life but I'm glad I did it. Wish I had tapered off the dose though.

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>>87192950
Bitch I smoke that Andorian stank lettuce every day.

>>87193051
Lol..the brain zap

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>>87193163
Fuck and the constant brain fog. Felt like I was going insane. At least I have a libido again.

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