AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO COULD SAVE US

I'M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AWAY

I'LL HANG ALL OF THE NIGGERS IN NEW YORK

I AM SO HIGH I CAN HEAR 9/11

>>87166812
And I know that you feel me some how

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I'M SO HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH

I CAN HEAR HEAVEN

>>87166971
AHAHHAHAHAHAA

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LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

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I HOLD ONTO THE WINGS OF A BEAGLE

>>87166812
was this the pinnacle of butt rock?

>>87167109
>decide to click visit page in google image search
>it's some anti-evolution screed
Perhaps all of manifestation, in the end, depends on faith far more than we ever suspected. Should the beagle sprout wings and fly, what would have caused it? -- evolution, or creation? But before you answer, wait! Perhaps these two opposite explanations aren't so opposite after all. TOP

Perhaps the creative process of spirit plays a role in Darwinian evolution. Who said creation was finished on Day Six? And furthermore, who said the process of mutation, adaptation, and natural selection is entirely mechanical and utterly independent of the spiritual will of bodily inhabitants? Heck, if other animals wanted YOU for lunch, your little spirit might very well crave a new advantage! A hard shell? A venomous bite? Some wings, perhaps?

The paleontologist has his work cut out for him, particularly when forced to follow animal development along tortuous routes. The whale's ancient ancestors left the sea in order to evolve from fish to land-dwelling mammals. Later, the whale returned to the oceanic lifestyle -- this time AS a sea mammal. You never know how or where a given animal might turn up next! You have to wonder, why can't the whale make up its mind? Then another question dawns: Why does it HAVE TO make up its mind? Why not just, shall we say, wing it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0akpdRW2Qc

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K I N O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h4DuZuE26w

>>87167771

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLQdm2ui2fU

>>87166812
How can someone listen to this song and still say Nickelback sucks?

>>87167920
This. They have some really good underrated songs like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR_oGP4az3k

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>Nickelback's original cover for their album the State had an American Soldier shooting a Muslim
WHAT THE FUCK CHAD??

>>87167893
>haha let's hear Nickelback butcher this song
>they actually blow your mind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh9Q6BGGU50

remember when zuckerberg was btfo by avril lavigne?

>>87167992
>post yfw Chad has a better voice than James
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqYiMFQPbWc

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>>87167992
BASED PEAKE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zugbZQYXZqM

>>87168013
>>87167992
>we're supposed to hate this band because of a Reddit meme

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>>87166812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0akpdRW2Qc

>>87166812
only redditors hate nickelback

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>>87168071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYnuSsM7tRw

>Those lyrics
>Those guitars
How can you hate this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC-LJ4G7N5E

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>>87168218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCh4aVOQRKY

Heaven's gates won't open up for me
With these broken wings I'm fallin' and all I see is you
These city walls ain't got no love for me
I'm on the ledge of the eighteenth story
And, oh, I scream for you come please,
I'm callin' and all I need from you, hurry, I'm fallin', I'm fallin'

Show me what it's like
To be the last one standing
And teach me wrong from right
And I'll show you what I can be
Say it for me, say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me

>>87166942
To this day I still can't believe Raimi got away with having a white power song in the Spiderman soundtrack

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I unironically like this song. How you remind me was the first drop D song that I learned on guitar

>>87168335
>Drop D

Fucking kill kys you're self

>>87168364
This Nickelback song is in Drop A I think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE6uZJGp0VA

>>87167983
They were /Our guys/ all along.

>>87167992
>>87168013

wtf i love nickelback now

Nickelback hate is bizzare to me, they are okay as far as radio pop-rock goes, even if most of their songs are the dame shit over and over.

There are much fucking worse bands out there.

>>87168418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os7KKD8dZHU

How can you hate these awesome guitar tunes?

They always had metal influences in their songs which is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RYlK4Vkso8

>>87167992
I fucking hate PRS guitars but at least they are better than Gibson's faggotry

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>>87168584
The best

>>87167992
Wonder how many women between the age of 30-50 Chad has fucked?

>>87167217
*tip*

>>87168461

They just manage to hit this exact type of turgid, aesthetically retarded, overproduced "rock". If they were worse they would be more endearing/entertaining but as is they are popular enough to can meet nickleback fans and instantly make a lot of mostly accurate judgment calls on their intelligence and character. They are just that sorta band.

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>>87166898
>STAND HERE AWAY

>>87166812
Is that Kylo Ren on the right??

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>>87168364
>mfw I play everything i drop D
It allows for gnarly voicings, man.

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>>87168605
>>87168584
Ya'll peasants, bow to the telecasterrace

>>87169205
you know he's married to Avril Lavigne right?

>>87168278
I know right. Thank God sites like Buzzfeed are here to enlighten us from our barbaric past.

>>87169828
>tfw I can play just as heavy stuff in Eb or E standard
I got to admit Drop D is fun though
>tfw adderall and guitar
makes me erect

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>>87169868
my guitarfu>your guitarfu
Debate me ATHIEST

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>>87169868
>>87171369

*teleports behind u*

>>87171879
Oh damn that guitar is sexy it'd be a shame if something happened to the headstock POMF=3

>>87167920

Was it Nickleback though? I never looked up if it was the band or not in the song. I am pretty sure it was just Chad and Josey.

IF THE BEAT MOVES YA FEET THEN DON'T CHANGE THE STATION

>>87166898
>>87169706
my sides

>>87167992
>>87168013
inckelback are legit great performers I guess the hate comes from having such a clean image

>>87166812
I never understood all that Nickleback hate. Not exactly the kind of music I usually listen to, but all their popular songs are quite nice, especially compared to all that shit that is usually played on the radio

>>87166812
Why anon?

>>87168013
>Chad has a better voice than James
it's not an achievement, though. Hetfield is one of the worst metal vocalists

>>87172352
was this a homage to beastie boys?

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>when I got the DVD I would play this in the bonus features every day

>>87174202
Never actively listened to them and haven't been sure if I heard them on the radio sometime without knowing it was them but I remember seeing an interesting thing on /pol/ or something about there being a deliberate low-key campaign to slander Nickleback for years. Having seen that I know notice that I've seen more unjustified hate for Nickleback than I've heard mentions of them neutrally

Daniel Tosh has done this multiple times both in his old standup and on that internet show he does, along with other comedians