what if you were on TO CATCH A PREDATOR?
What? No way!
>>87160988
She said she had an asian boyfriend, and that stuff don't start 'till college.
>>87160988
I'd use a gun to shoot myself in the head.
Pedophiles are the single worst, most reviled pieces of shit in the world. Nobody would care if you killed a pedophile, people would celebrate it. Being outed as one, there'd be no reason to live anymore.
I just came to get something to eat
Play it off like I knee it was the tv show the entire time. Then go on about man booty.
Better to be a weird homosexual. Then a pedo.
>>87161041
nice
Make sure the cameras got a nice good shot of my MAGA hat
You can put that in tha fridge
>>87161106
I would take it a step further and give Chris a kiss on the cheek
Feign schizophrenia
What happens if some random guy walks in there and it isn't the one who messaged her? Could you have some decoy underage kid go in there first to get the all clear or what
I only went in to get directions away from there
>>87161432
send in decoy kid
>messages you its a set up
>comes out 2 hours later smoking a cigarette on their balcony
>>87160988
Dude, it would be so easy to get away with this shit. All you have to do is the following:
>meet young person
>bla bla bla interaction bla bla bla
>go to their house
>AS SOON AS YOU WALK IN SAY:
>"Is Chris here!? Where is he!?"
>act like a big fan
>if Chris shows up freak out and say "This was the only way I felt I could meet you! I love your show!"
>if Chris doesn't show up proceed to rape small child
Either way, you win.
>>87161208
Gay Romano might be the funniest predator
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dvOk7dxvOHQ
To Catch A Predator - Anthony Palumbo - YouTube
>>87161680
you'd still technically be committing a crime by sex talking the decoy online enough to have her invite you over
they might not press charges though if you're suave enough to pull off the excited fan thing, it's just that anyone dumb enough to fall for it is too dumb to try to bluff through it convincingly
>>87161042
I just watched an episode of South Park tonight where all the pervs show up for little boys with turrets then realize it's a show hosted by Chris Hansen and they all immediately shoot themselves in the head.
im pissed that cytube doesn't have a TCAP stream anymore
>>87161029
On Second thought I don't want the cookie
>>87161680
> not just raping Chris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLjclbgnAPM
I'm not degenerate enough to wind up on there, and I'm pretty deviant. You're going to a darkass place if you're on that show.
>>87161680
You've still committed a crime by soliciting what you thought was a child.
so was To Catch a Predator just Cops but with white guys being arrested instead?
>>87161208
so how come they are allowed to show their names, faces and voices?
>>87162071
Because they walked into a private home
>>87161099
is that arabic in the center of that circular thing on the wall?
>>87162054
It's 50% pakis though.
>>87161717
is any of this real, shit looks so scripted
>>87161976
That is absolutely fantastic!
Never seen that one before.
>I AM A WARRIOR!!!
>>87162071
Sex offenders don't get the same privacy protection as other citizens. If you're a sex offender your personal information is freely available to anyone online. If it's a bad enough infraction, that includes your name, face, address, crime, and even your motor vehicle information.
>>87162163
I have a neighbor who got busted for hitting on his daughter's friend in a hot tub. Dude was a dentist so it was a mild surprise but I guess it takes all kinds. Anyway, his info all up online forever now.
>>87162163
Shut the fuck up you goddamn retard.
>>87162071
see >>87162084
You only need consent to film on public property or property you do not own.
>>87162207
oh god that doctor episode.
>honey I did something stupid. Im in jail
>NOO dont bring the girls!
>that defeated petulant smashing his cell phone when his life crashes down and the cops come into the garage
fuck.
the gay rabbi was pretty great though.
>>87162277
It was his sunglasses, not his cellphone
>>87162277
>the gay rabbi was pretty great though
As far as I'm aware he's still the only one that tried to take a swing at Chris.
>>87161976
I AM THE STONE THAT THE BUILDER REFUSED
>>87160988
When the fuck are they releasing that Hansen vs Predator episode with the trench coat cowboy hat wearer
>>87162308
>>87162325
yeah. but wait.....
>>87162207
hitting on?
how the fuck do you prosecute hitting on an underage girl? you know how many dads have slayed their daughters friends? talk to girls you know. its surprising.
but how the fuck can you get arrested for hitting on a teenager?
you cant get arrested for making a pass at a girl. no fucking way. I mean you can get solicitation of a minor I guess.
but you'd have to be texting some teen hey come over so I can fuck your brains out because that is my intent and what I plan to do.
but damn. nigga made a pass at a daughters cute friend in a hot tub after a few drinks and got locked up? man. must have been really bad. I just cant see how that happens.
>>87162277
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xt6MmzRRYk0
>>87162438
>17
Lol.
>>87162438
>that pic
jesus what a disgusting pedo
>>87162438
That photo pisses me off so much. That was what I did when I was 19 and my now ex was 17. We were together for 15 years and it was all good with us.
I think for my neighbor, it was some groping, making out, etc... because of underage drinking he provided. Which is weird since it was his own home. I don't know if he did any hard time though. Probably just got marked as a sex-offender because he wasn't really a threat to the general community. Meagan's Law, is it?
im an adult that sometimes bangs 17 year olds
am i going to wind up on this show at some point
>>87162438
>look up my zipcode on familywatchdog
jesus christ
>>87162597
Lol did you just openly admitted you had a relationship with a 17 year old? pedo much??
>>87162540
>>87162591
that shits not funny guys. anything that can put legally accountable at the whims and mood swings of women is a fucking travesty of justice.
women have made rape accusations of pro athletes a functional industry. not to mention the black mail.
>>87160988
She's an adult girl though, isn't she? I believe the only crime here is entrapment and possibly impersonating an officer.
>>87162610
>tfw 16 is age of consent in my country
>tfw cant fuck any chick no matter if they're 16 or 50 because of maximum unattractiveness and autismo
feels neutral man
>>87162617
>LOOK UP SPOT THATS ON MY OLD ROAD
>OLD NEIGHBOR WHO LIVED BELOW ME WHOM I TALKED TO ALL THE TIME FUCKED A LOLI
HOLY SHIT IT THATS ROB
>>87161042
>Pedophiles are the single worst, most reviled pieces of shit in the world
For now
>>87161106
Play it off like I'm dyslexic.
>13?! I thought it said 31!
Prove I didn't misread it.
>>87162597
oh so dude fed her drinks and got some action out of it?
I mean yeah. risky. 50/50 of getting away with it. hope he didnt do any hard time. not like he ruined the girls life with that.
she got some 4 lokos and he got to feel some teen titties. win win.
but yeah if there were witnesses dude was not smart about it.
>>87161176
It's just not even clever. This is one of the reasons Trump. You people aren't funny. Like at all.
>>87162665
HOLY SHIT MY OLD NEIGHBOR FUCKED A LOLI. IT WAS PROBABLY THE LITTLE GIRL LIVING THERE. SHE STRUCK ME AS A TOTAL SLUT TOO.
HOLY SHIT.
>>87162698
shiettt
Why aren't there any links to episodes/scenes in these threads? Post your favorites anons...i am bored at work and i want to watch, please
>>87162035
I don't think that's actually a crime, though. I think they just say that. It's just something Chris Hanson made up.
>>87162698
It's like a real-life doujin
>>87162642
just looked it up anon, im in canada, its 16, but if there is certain factors like you are exploiting them somehow (can be widely interpreted) you can still get in trouble if they are under 18. so basically 18+ is totally safe and 16-18 could be ok as long as you arent their teacher, arent having anal sex (totally illegal for anyone under 18), they arent dependent on you, etc.
so theres tons of leeway
this makes me feel better, as there is a group of 16-17 year old girls that i met at my gym and they are dirty fucking skanks and i didnt even approach them in the first place, one basically begged to give me a blow job and then i fucked her and i didnt even know until after they werent even fucking done high school, i assumed they were heading off to college
and now her friend wants to bang me to, and the first one is totally fine with it, i never met girls this slutty when i was their age, what the fuck is going on anyways? they werent even fuckin virgins. it was amazing sex though. i raw dogged her in a park lying on the grass at night and then she made me cum down her throat. fuckkkk just thinkin about it makes me hot
>>87162698
how can you be a slut at >13
>>87162709
Fucking hell. I used to hang out with him and his wife all the time and drink. I knew he went to prison for a while but they never really told me the details. I know him and his wife were total fucking perverted freaks.
>>87160988
Sit down and eat every last cookie on the plate and try to make unrelated small talk and act like I'm there to hang out with Chris.
Holy shit, new episode when?
The last one came out like a year ago. Did they just give up on the new show?
>>87162617
damn my ex gf lives right just a few houses down from a rapist. hope he gets her cheating ass lel
>>87162698
>she tries to blackmail him
>haha jokes on you little girl I've already fucked you
>>87162765
All females are sluts
>>87162765
>being this naive.
>>87162765
Proper parenting.
>>87162698
>hey mister if you don't give me $50 every week I'll call the police and say you raped me
[minutes later]
>okay now that I've raped you, you can call the police. I'll keep my $50.
>>87162758
Because of how girls hit puberty before boys, but they're lumped into the same classrooms, the girls will basically go cock-crazy for anyone older who's remotely attractive.
This is by design.
>>87162765
Little girls are just women in training.
I'm 35 but even when I was in middle school all the friends in my class knew that sandra was fucking the spanish teacher even while she had a boyfriend.
The way I see it, these teenagers aren't getting any sluttier, you're just able to know more about it thanks to this social media stuff.
>>87162035
They were never at any point actually talking to a child. If a crime was committed here then the laws should be changed.
>>87162623
>>87162640
Yeah, funny thing, that. I was really hesitant about getting into sex since we were both virgins. She pressured me into it pretty hard. Finally we did and fucked like rabbits for many years. I don't remember the date but she was pretty close to 18 already. And her folks didn't care as long as we did it at home and not out in some parking lot. Same thing with smoking pot. They were hippies.
>>87162617
Looked around in LA and NY. Holy shit.
>>87162831
>Proper parenting
>>87162890
Theres also the fact, as kids, boys won't recognize slutty behavior until after they're stuffed in with girls who've either grown out of the hyper-slut phase or are still only interested in older guys.
Psycho-sexually, girls are 14-15 when they're 10-11 and the boys are psycho-sexually 10-11.
>>87162673
especially the ISIS ones... they throw acid in girls faces for learning to read and not wearing burkas... then bury them up to their heads and stone them to death. but it's OK to fuck 12 year olds. brutal.
>>87162988
>all girls have a phase where they are only interested in old men
You're a fucking creep
>>87163041
>i'm a homosexual pedophile please give me all the little boy dicks
wow you're sick.
>>87162765
by fucking rob
>>87161106
I didn't come for no cookies or milk I came for man's butt
WHAT FUCKING CHATROOMS ARE THESE PLEBS GOING TO
THIS ISNT 1990S AOL
>>87163041
I'm 26 and have had girls as young as 15 try to date me. Never did anything with them though but it's true a lot of girls do what he said
>>87163041
>things that were never said.
>>87162758
>she made me cum down her throat
are you black?
>>87161042
Unironically this
I knew someone that met a 13 year old through a chat room and then for some odd reason turned himself in. You're basically fucked for life, there's all these jobs you can't do. You couldn't even get a McJob
>>87163139
keep it in your pants, david
>>87163088
>tfw 26 too
>apparently handsome but because I look young I only seem to attract girls I'd be uncomfortable dating because of age gap while the ones closer to my age assume I'm way younger
I sometimes wish I could just do what actresses do and claim a fake age as I could easily pass for 20.
>>87161432
That happened once. A couple who wound up being friends of the owner of the house renting it out to NBC came in and they had to tell them.
>>87161680
You would have to be deliberately cautious in the chat to not mention your awareness of her age and get into specifics.
Fuck, why am I even talking about this?
>>87161680
They only invite you to the house if they have you committing a crime in the chatlog.
So you'd get to meet hansen and shit, and you'd shake hands and stuff, then you'd get arrested.
I'd try to kill Chris.
>>87162758
>arent having anal sex (totally illegal for anyone under 18)
\fucking leafs\
id break the forth wall and act dumb enough to be unable to keep in character by talking about where to stand and what's my line etc..
>>87163425
That's illegal in Queensland as well over here I'm fairly sure, although Queensland is full of inbred hicks who don't properly review their laws.
>>87163499
Sodomy laws don't exist anymore, no.
>>87162810
sho arcanine sho
>>87162438
>people still fall for this
http://www.homefacts.com/offender-detail/VA35074/Frederick-Jay-Horton.html
>>87163566
Sorry, I should have said it's illegal for Under 18's, though I could still be wrong about that.
>>87163499
Personally, I agree with having a minimum age on sodomy. If you don't know what you're doing you could end up causing embarrassing injury, which could lead to some pretty dangerous health conditions. Torn asshole is no laughing matter.
t. QLDer.
>>87164045
>Torn arsehole
What, anal fissures? That's fucking nothing, mate. Just get some cream.
id tell Chris about /tv/ and rat you fucked out
>>87160988
Tell Chris I was just visiting the girl to tell her I wasn't coming.
That should work.
>>87160988
I'd probably make myself meme worthy so I'm at least shitposted about on here for years to come. Also eat all the food.
>Looks directly into camera
Yeah I did it, hell I'd do it again. We need to instill the idea at a young age into these women that they need a big, strong father figure to take care of them and keep them away from all the dirty black "culture". Possibly live off the grid like our forefathers and Make America Great Again! Now you can cuff me
>>87161680
>>87163975
Nah, it's not illegal anymore. They got rid of sodomy laws in 2008 I think.
>>87162695
>This is one of the reasons Trump.
You sound so mad you couldn't even finish your sentence.
>>87160988
Anyone ever tried simply not leaving?
>>87160988
Why do the girls always just walk away without saying anything? If I were a decoy girl I would fire off some clever quip as I walked away.
>>87164482
you'll never be a little girl, anon
>>87162698
My former friend is also on that for fucking a 13 year old. Sounds like it was worse though
>>87164482
because then it looks like entrapment. especially if you use 15 year old- oh wait
>>87164713
It is entrapment, most people get off.This show is a larp.
>>87161717
>Gay Romano
My fucking sides
>>87164482
Arya pls
>>87164817
makes me sick desu, and I'm not even a pedo
POST HANSEN VIDEOS
what happened to the new eps? i rmemeber we were watching them together then they stopped appearing after like the 5th one
im not gonna google it!
>>87160988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtRe4KaxfeE
I know it's fucked up but I kind of felt sorry for this guy
assume powerstance, make it clear that I'm in charge here
tell hansen to take a seat
>>87162331
>>87161976
>>87161976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsNnL5PQ-qM
>>87160988
>>87161029
>>87161099
Was there ever any chad pedos on that show?
>>87161106
yeah I'm surprised nobody tried to play it off like they knew the entire time, and just wanted to get on TV or meet Chris
worth a shot at least
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOBgE10sEQE
>>87163343
um you just say you only said that shit because you know that if you didn't say that then you wouldn't have the opportunity to meet chris
Honestly, how can one not be a pedophile during summer when everyone lets their 10 year old daughters dress in those tight hotpants and short tshirts with exposed navels? Something's really wrong with you people
>>87161208
>I'm not gay or anything
>>87165226
I always feel bad for the guys in these videos whenever they appear genuinely regretful
>>87162107
it's a vent ya dingus
>>87163343
Some of the charges didn't even stick because of their wary practices.
I'd spend the first couple minutes wondering how I talked to someone online enough to exchange contact information and how I overcame my agoraphobia enough to visit her house. Then I'd spend the next while figuring out how I can flee the country.
>>87166487
I think >>87165015
is still the worst one that other guy looked like a creep
>>87160988
I'd be real miffed.
I like to think they're all the cunnyspammers of /tv/
>>87161029
CASE DISMISSED
THE PROSECUTION WILL PAY FOR MR WILLUZ LEGAL FEES
MICHAEL WILLUZ YOU ARE HEARBY AWARDED THE KEY TO DISNEY LAND FLORIDA
>tfw pic related was never on the show
>>87160988
What I wonder is being in ol' 'merica, why they never tried to do a Bolivian Army ending.
I mean where do they film that they are not CCWing? Commiefornia?
Having sex with 13y.old girl when you are 18+ is wrong.
Having sex with 13y.old girl when you are 14-18 is ok.
Does your sperm become poisonous for little girls just in one day of your 18s birthday or what?
all this guys are retarded
i been watching this show many times and i almost can bet they would never had done shit if the other person would have said "no"
except maybe all those shady spics the kike and the guy with the kill kit in his trunk
real child rapists are smarter than that and they never get caught hell they even end up being CEOs of film studios
>>87161029
Does anyone have a webm of the episode?
>>87161579
Someone did that. It didn't help.
>>87160988
well they'd have to come into my house with a camera because I never leave
>>87168087
An adult having sex with a child is not okay. A line needs to be drawn somewhere. Sure, an 18 year old having sex with a 17 year old is fine, but if you think an 18 year old fucking a 13 year old is okay, then you're a stupid pedophile.
>>87162617
>the bad side of town is filled with pedos, aery few where I live
>>87164607
>5 foot 7
Will they ever learn
>>87168249
The age of consent is 16?
>>87168348
And where did I say it wasn't? I gave examples based on the age range in the quote I posted.
>>87160988
For starters, I wouldn't talk with Hansen.
>>87168526
Not just saying "nigger, kike, spic, nigger, kike, spic, cunt, nigger" etc so they can't play anything you said on TV just BEEP constantly.
>>87160988
Fake I.D?
>>87161680
fucking kek'd
>>87162035
he doesn't care dude, i think you're missing the point
>>87167945
I told you faggots that a lot of these niggers got off.
>>87168249
you must be pretty young yourself to think 13-18 is a big gap. I'm in my 30s now and everyone under 25 looks like a child to me
>>87162642
yup, British here.. i went out with hot 16 year old when i was 23 - was fucking great!!
>>87168733
hot and legal
>>87162674
genius
>>87162695
what a retard
>>87168733
>>87168777
>>87168788
>>87167945
Damn, maybe genericwhitemale was not generic at all? Maybe he had connections.
>>87168733
>>87168788
yeah I don't particularly understand old ebophiles. why don't they just hire a petite 19 y. o. hooker? The b8 on the show is always legal and they can't even tell that she's older than 13 so literally what is the point?
>>87168703
You can look at the perverted justice website for each one, most of them at least got registered as a sex offender.
But tell me how I'm supposed to say NO to a girl like this even if she is 13 or 14 - holy fuck.. the risk has to be worth it surely!!?
>the guy who immediately stripped naked and then the next day did the exact same thing but at mcdonalds never served time
WHAT THE FUCK
>>87169070
fuck off michael willuz
>>87162623
Who uses IE
>>87169128
Show some damn respect kiddo.
Maybe one day you'll get a body like mine, built good and cute.
>>87169580
How the fuck did he even get away with it? Fucking madman probably posts here too
>>87168871
It seems that PJ wouldn't hand hard drives over because they would incriminate themselves, if the predators send CP to PJ then if the lawyer for the predator asks to see the hard drive for evidence of the chats (not just screenshots) then it can't be used, quite ingenious really if Willuz did this on purpose, he probably didn't though.
>>87160988
I'd wonder what a child would be doing in my house and freak the fuck out.I have no life.
>>87161976
>was getting caught part of your plan?
>of coursh
Can someone post that qt decoy biting her lip looking into the camera
I would have sex with the decoy while Chris watches from the other room
>>87165187
This was the closest one
>college kid
>not fat and not that bad looking
>engineering major
>goes to the gym
>>87162035
>you thought
thought crime
>set up date with decoy at families house
>driving by house wondering if it's a good idea, keep driving by multiple times
>some reason decoy walks out the door and begins waving me down even though she doesn't know what I drive or if I was actually there
I don't understand how these people are this stupid to not see it's a trap
>>87172084
you can't resist the cunny, man
>>87162719
https://youtu.be/YL_R-lSewHA
I'd catch the predator.
>>87163041
Its true. Stupid me was very strict. Once I turned 18 I was afraid that young girls would get me in trouble. Heard horror stories of girls blackmailing boys 18-20 years old.
But I had young 13 so year old girls hit on me recently and im 27. Sometimes 16 or 17. Had 4 girls on mini skirts and skank clothes hit on me. Asked how old. Oldest was 15. Said "You girls are cute but youre way too young sweetie". They giggled kept trying. Laughed at them. Left store and didnt bother
>Though every urge of my cock wanted to fuck all of them but I also knew it only takes one girl to ruin your shit. And fuck that. But ugh
>>87160988
So, what happens if they set up a stake out like this and an underaged teen shows up?
>>87164607
If he was walking with her nobody would bat an eye.
>>87172590
Heh. 16yo is the age of consent where I live.
>>87172590
BTW even if the girls dont do some thing if thier parents find out or one friend talks too much you are fucked.
No court/judge will believe some 20 year old /b/ tard over some little teen crying rape while her parents call you horrible
But again age of consent should be based on IQ. Grades. Parents. Etc. Not just age. I mean why is it OK for a 40 year old to fuck any 18 year old. But its creepy for a 25 year old to date a 16 year old who has perfect grades and a job.
Honestly idc if its immoral. Everyone should have a sort of test taken every 5 years. Which would determine things like dating range. If you can have kids. What work you can do. If you can vote. Fuck morality. Stop breeding idiots and stop acting like girls or boys magically become mature at 18. Fuck if its maturity than age of consent should be 21 or 30.
who was in the wrong here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqx3Zqp1IJA
>>87172800
Court system doesn't have time for new rules for every case.
>>87172849
>Get rid of all laws.
>No more crime.
>No more need for court.
I just solved the world peace issue.
>>87161680
It'd be much better the bring your own camera crew and try to start interviewing Chris.
>Hello Chris, how 'bout you just have a seat right there.
>Do you know why I'm here Chris?
>Do you know who, "Lexi" is?
>Well "she" told me to come here tonight, and here you are.
>It's plainly obvious to me that you spend your time pretending to be a preteen girl online talking about sex with grown men... Do you, do this often?
>I have the chatlogs right here Chris, so you can stop trying to deny it.
>Is this... Gratifying to you, to pretend to be a little girl? Some of these messages you've sent are quite graphic... Do you think about these things happening to a little girl a lot?
>Chris what type of person do you expect me to believe does something like this?
>Oh, it wasn't you, it was someone else on the computer. See, I've heard that a lot before...
>>87172999
Yus.
>>87172700
They arrest the decoy
>>87169070
Maybe stop being desperate.
>>87161099
isn't this guy making star citizen?
>>87165235
The laws are pretty strict and don't acknowledge such things.
They'd treat that defense the same as if you walked up to a 12 year old girl and asked if she wanted to fuck, then, after getting arrested, tried to say "JUST A PRANK!"
>>87172999
They'd all have a good laugh, and they might even congratulate you on your gall.
Then they'd arrest you because they only invite you to the house when they can charge you with a crime.
>>87166714
Some of the charges don't stick because they're exploiting state laws, not federal laws. Some state laws are better written than others.
In virginia, for instance, the penalties for online solicitation are harsher than outright rape.
>>87172800
Its not that they won't believe the 20 year old, its that saying "she came onto me" is an admission of guilt. So they do believe you, but, only insofar as it allows them to prosecute.
>>87172590
>You girls are cute but youre way too young sweetie
What a faggy thing to say.
So
If the "kid" who the pedophile talks to online isn't real...
And the "kid" who is at the house isn't really a kid...
Then what crime is being committed?
>>87162674
>11? I thought it said 11!
>talk to a girl on the internet
>get arrested by a SWAT team, portraying you as the scum of the earth on national television
Freederps.
>>87174519
Nah they have guys come even who have not said anything sexual, like the guy with the alibi episode.
>>87172800
>Everyone should have a sort of test taken every 5 years
Forcing me to submit to a test violates the NAP.
>>87162698
>hoped to find something interesting
>literally no pedos near me
I guess living within two miles of 3 different schools will do that.
>>87167945
>perverted justice would not comply with a court order to hand over their hard drives likely because they contained child porn sent to them by predators
perverted justice should be investigated and made to pay for any crimes theyve committed to be honest
>>87161106
>>87165222
>>87162136
real as rain mi amigo