He regrets not marrying Hermione instead, doesn't he?

>>87159403
How to Rupert Grint turn into his 45 year old in 4 years?

Old Ginny looks exactly like a younger Harry

He just wanted to call Molly his mommy

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Personally, I would have married Luna

>>87159496
boi she aged worse IRL than all 3 of them combined

>>87159403
I guess it does make for a more interesting ending, where the once impossible boy wonder is living an ordinary life of regret and prolly going through a mid-life crisis. It's almost bittersweet.

Which is truly something for the dullest franchise in movie history

>>87159522
D-delete this

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OTP

>>87159608
Bland couple desu

And she's kind of a bitch in the books at least, I don't remember her in the movies

>>87159576
There it is.

Fugly ginger wife, poor bastard could have been fucking the fat asian who will look like she's 18 for at least another 40 years before her final form kicks in.

>>87159608
>harry dated asians before ginny
>ginny dated a nigger before harry

What did JK Rowling mean by this?

>>87159403
Ron looks like he's complementing suicide.

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>>87159663
kek, I didn't realize this

>>87159576
based

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>>87159403
What is Light Yagami doing in the back?

>>87159663
Encouraging white people to come back from their off-color distractions to preserve the race. I didn't know Rowling was so redpilled.

>>87159576
I honestly don't even get what the last part of this pasta is trying to say desu

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>>87159663
>date rape is a joke when women try it
what did she mean by this?

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>>87159576
Dafuq you say about one hundred years of solitude fucking?

>>87159522
proof?

>sending your kid to a school that almost got you killed several times

Wtf Harry?

>>87159403

He regrets marrying a woman who got BLACKED as a teenager.

>>87159974
i think filosofically speaking many of us had close calls in high school

>>87159785
If you grow up reading trash childrens literature you'll get into reading trash adult literature.

>>87160032
This + even old stevey has admit hes pop trash

>Marrying an annoying know it all busybody school bicycle
vs.
>Marrying your perfect red-haired waifu who has literally always loved you and saved herself for you

>>87160117
the only problem is that the redhead has britbong genetics

>>87160130
Harry is a bong so that literally doesn't matter

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>>87160014
>I think filosofically speaking many of us had close calls in high school

>>87160117
Ginny was a coalburner with like ten ex boyfriends while Hermione had never been kissed before Ron

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>all those red heads
>could have picked the asian
>could have picked the weird blond
>could have picked hermione

J U S T

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>>87160303
>Implying she didn't take it in the arse five times this night alone

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>>87159522
disagree.

Ginny was supposed to be hot af but either the casting director or british genetics fucked it all up

surely there was one attractive redhead in the age group they were looking for somewhere in the country

>>87160032

Or just keep reading trash children's literature. I have a friend who's read this fucking series 6 times already.

>>87159522
she loves good though

>>87160353
this 2bh
krum barebacked that bitch six ways from sunday

she had to do a morning after utero reducto

>>87160500
It's thrash but quite comfy, I'll admit. Some people are just too obssesed though, people need to read other stuff.

>>87160585

>>dem shovel-face hibernian genetics

How unfortunate. Luna was supposed to be a dreamy, sylph like beauty. Adult Evanna looks like a fishmonger's daughter.

>>87159403
hermione looks extremely milktoast here bruh, but ginny looks equally bland

2bh harry shouldve stuck with cho

>>87160585
is she da jokers baybee?

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>>87159403

>>87160707
Actually kekd

>>87160718
>tfw forced to feature in the dullest franchise of all time for 2 minutes

>>87159608
What would be Eliot Rodger signature spell?

>>87159403
Ginny the gingersnatch pumpkin head

>>87159433
That's an excellent answer.

>>87159608
>slays mad pussy since like 14
>Is the leader of everything
>Literal Chad
I just wanted my book about introverted mage.

>>87160353
My name is Krum and I'm here to cum

>>87160680
ching chong was best girl

>>87160718
Redhead Ron Howard lookin mother fucker

>>87159452
Underrated.

>>87159663
Harry and Ginny are cousins

>>87160961
no they arent

>>87160485
>>87160585
>>87160739
which one should i jackoff to

>>87160818

Ugh fuck off with that shit. Glad he was a proper lad.

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>>87160485
>>87159864
we just had this thread a few days ago
>>87159594
sorry m8

>>87159403
You just know Harry gets Ginny to drink that potion to make her look like Hermione and all his ex bitches. She'd do anything for him. He made the right choice if you take that into account

>>87160990
They're both related to the Black family. They're somewhere in the neighborhood of third cousins once or twice removed.

>>87161078
I would let her cook me potatoes and roast beef to be honest.

>>87159576
>Ulysses
>mid-tier
Fucking plebs making pleb charts.

>>87161108
i'd cook her roast beef if you know what i mean

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>>87161078
>>87161078
>sunken eyes
>bulging forehead
>recessed chin
>fat rounded jaw
Seriously what is it with British chicks. They almost all look like this

>>87161089
All purebloods are related is some way, but the Weasleys and Blacks were more closely related than Potters to either.

>>87160994
This one:
>>87161078

>you will never have a magic room where you can conjure up orgies with prime teen versions of any bitch you want
this is why the Potterverse sucks people in

>>87161243
Inbreeding

>>87161417
that doesn't explain why some of them look cute when they're young

>>87161226
I do not know.

because luna should have a pristine small tight innie

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>>87161370
>ywn steal hair from a hot girl, make a polyjuice potion, drink it, disguise yourself as her, and play with your pusy in front of a mirror

>used to read harry/Hermione fan find
I should have been gassed desu

>>87159403
>tfw 27 years old
>tfw my dark eye bags, receding hair, pale skin, and general shit demeanor make me resemble people with old age makeup

>>87161538
>you will never switch places with a girl and let her fuck you in her pussy with your dick
Why even live

>>87161538
>ywn polyjuice yourself into various girls and sell ur pusy to every tom, dick, and harry, becoming the school slut, until you get pregnant and are forced to carry the baby to term due to strict wizard pro-life policies

>>87159403
That scene happened today incidentally. Harry sends his unfortunately named kid off to Hogwarts on 1st September 2017.

>>87159403
Should've fucked Luna imho

>>87161538
>not drinking polyjuice to get gangbanged by your entire dorm
fucking vanillafags

>>87160797
Gentlemano supremo

Did Ron get BLACKED?

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It's certainly possible, OP, but I think more than anything our hero regrets starring in one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>87166921
Just woke up mate?

>>87159735
More like fat Yagami

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>>87159403
>that jaw on ginny
>that jaw on their kid

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And it's officially over. Well except that Cursed Child crap.
>https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/903511124288688128

>>87166921
I like you dude

>>87166921

hope that sandwich you nipped off for was worth it lad

>>87162697

>that hermione time turner fic where she experiments with herself that you can read again from the start after finishing and keep going in a loop

interesting concept but wasn't written that well, can't remember it's name anyway

>>87166921
In many ways it is the most successful franchise ever made.
But once again people need to elevate it to higher standards and purpose than it was ever intended for.

>>87159403
Even fucking Rowling regrets him not marrying Hermione.

>>87159620
Jesus Christ I'm 30 and I look better than them. Bong-genes man.

Is Ginny meant to look like Harry's mother?

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Bravo?

>>87168760
dead meme

>>87166921
you are late

>>87159608
Ew fuck no. Their kid would be the first school shooter of Hogwarts

>>87168774
for you

>>87159403
>>87168363
Apparently Ron regrets marrying Hermione in that image. His smile and optimism, gone.

Ginny was best girl.

>>87159403
Well that depends entirely on Ginny's foot game.

>>87168975
Isnt Jinny his sister tho?

>>87159811
tom riddle's birth was definitely not treated as a joke though. I actually distinctly remember the term "rape" being used but I'm looking through PDFs of the books right now and can't find it.

>>87169148
They're a pureblood family, incest is implied. I was talking about anyone else wanting Ginny though.

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>>87160353
>hermione could've ended up with pic related
>married a ginger weasel instead
order of the justed

>>87167054
kek

What the hell were they thinking here. They've all got bags under their eyes like they've been awake on magic meth for 4 days pimping their kids to Islamic wizard pedophile rings

>>87160650
main reason I re-read desu. go-to comfy book. especially since I often read them in bed during rainstorms as a kid, so it reminds me of that.

>>87160585
ME AND YOU CAN RULE THIS CITY, SPIDERMAN

>>87169164
There wos no rape, not in my version. They portrayed mom as sympathetic while muggle father was an ass for leaving

>>87170070
yeah I've accepted by now that I'm mis-remembering the rape thing. It's weird because I distinctly remember staring at the word "rape" in my book and thinking "wow that's a grown-up word am I gonna get in trouble for reading this??"

>it's an americans shit on britbong genetics despite mostly being of the same genetic stock episode

dumb yanks aside, he should of just been a bachelor, he could fuck anything he wanted for decades

>>87169368

oy vey

>>87161243
Evanna Lynch is Irish.

>>87159403
Why are British people so ugly?

Ginny is literally the most attractive girl in Hogwarts. There is no debate.

>>87169255
HAHAHA EBIC

>>87160485

oi govnah would ya like a suck luv

>>87159403
Are you kidding? He dodged a bullet marrying a nigger.

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>>87168760
>loli pavel

>>87159403
No, Ginny still slips him a love potion every day

>>87161243
whenever britain got invaded (saxons, vikings, etc. there were a lot of invaders), they'd only steal the beautiful women.

>>87170812
underrated

>>87159403
He's Harry Potter, one of the most famous wizards in the world. He's probably knee-deep in gash on the side and Ginny just accepts it because she lucked out with him in the first place.

>>87167174
>Albus Severus
You'd think she would have ended up regretting that.

>>87171767
>James Sirius
>Albus Severus
>Lilly Luna
I find it great that Ginny never got to name a single one of these kids.

>>87171838
Based Arthur and Hagrid deserved a name more than Snape and Dumbledore ever did.

>>87168774
hothead

>>87171130
Please take this guy down fbi