Time to choose /tv/'s god.
Here's my choice.
What does the owner of an Ice Tea company have anything to do with /tv/?
>>>/ck/
>>87155771
>/tv/'s god is a jew
i knew it!
>>87155771
It's clearly pickle rick
>>87155771
Sycophant
>>87155771
Look it's Aidan Gillen and we all know it.
>>87155771
Wasn't there a time when /tv/ used to ask each
other the questions?
>1. What is your favorite word?
>2. What is your least favorite word?
>3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
>4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
>5. What sound or noise do you love?
>6. What sound or noise do you hate?
>7. What is your favorite curse word? (stars with pre and post indicators will suffice)
>8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
>9. What profession would you not like to do?
>10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
>>87155771
Let's not even pretend it isn't dubs guy
>GOD DOESNT EXIST MORTY
There's only one
>>87155771
We already have a God.
>What is your favorite word?
I DO NOT HAVE ONE FAVOURITE WORD, BUT MY FAVOURITE LANGUAGE IS GERMAN.
>What is your least favorite word?
I DO NOT HAVE ONE LEAST FAVOURITE WORD, BUT MY LEAST FAVOURITE LANGUAGE IS FRENCH.
>What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
ACTS OF KINDNESS, AND ACTS OF FURY.
>What turns you off?
ACTS OF MALICE, AND ACTS OF HATRED.
>What is your favorite curse word?
"FUCK".
>What sound or noise do you love?
ELECTROMAGNETIC RESONANCE.
>What sound or noise do you hate?
ACOUSTIC GUITAR RIFF.
>What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
MILITARY.
>What profession would you not like to do?
ACCOUNTING.
>What would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"WELCOME; CONGRATULATIONS", AS THE WHOLE HOST OF ANGELS, AND AIONS, CELEBRATES MY HOMECOMING.