Find a flaw

It was painfully loud

I saw it in the theater with my Dad and spent like half the movie with my hands over my ears

Its easier to teach astronauts to drill than drillers to be astronauts. Walked out an hour and 20 minutes in.

>>87154617
You sound like a cuck

Deep Impact is the superior 1998 end of the world movie. Not even meming.

>>87154579
The Director's Cut is only available on non-anamorphic DVD.

That's a pretty big if you ask me, cause it's the superior version.

POINT IT AT THE GROUND AND TURN IT ON

I DONT WANNA CLOSE MY EYESSSS

>>87154617
>Intense sensitivity to sound is a common autism symptom. Loud noises may be painful. ... When overwhelmed, people on the autistic spectrum may cover their ears to try to block out the noise. They may also start up self-soothing behaviors such as rocking or shaking their hands.

>>87154814
I DON'T WANNA FALL ASLEEP, CAUSE I MISS YOU BABY

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>>87154617

>>87154918
Solomon Grundy,
Born on a Monday,
Christened on Tuesday,
Married on Wednesday,
Took ill on Thursday,
Grew worse on Friday,
Died on Saturday,
Buried on Sunday,
That was the end,
Of Solomon Grundy.

should have just painted the asteroid white.

>>87154579
It was just a dumb movie, Deep Impact was the superior asteroid movie.

>>87154579
CAUSE IM LEAVIN

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>>87154982
Go back to /a/ fag

>>87154987
Yeah cause you're filming

I heard they count 168 flaws/mistakes/unreal stuff/incorrect in this movie.

Some can be found here:
https://www.moviemistakes.com/film80/factual/pageall

There was rumor that NASA uses it as training program, where astronauts are task to find flaws. But these are only rumors.

>>87155021
WTF does that have to do with /a/?

>>87154579
Nicolas Cage isn't in it

>>87155046
The military uses Ender's Game to teach military techniques so it makes sense.

HE'S GOT SPACE DEMENTIA!

>>87154579
that fucking awful aerosmith song.

>>87155450
Dude Looks Like A Lady?

>>87155090
This would've been kino. Instead we got lacklustre 90s Ben Affleck.

>>87155602
Are you saying this like modern Ben Affleck is some god of acting? Is that how much /tv/ idolises him as Batman?

>>87155773
No but he's significantly better now than he was then.

>>87155090
>>87155602
These posts are excellent

90's cage would make ANY movie better

>>87154579
You can't drill 800 feet in two hours, you cant drill 80 feet in two hours on a meteor made of hard ass rock and metal. Physically impossible with technology back then or 30 years from now.

>>87154982
>Hundreds of millions of people die
>Lmao we'll rebuild
>The end
Seriously? Also no movie with a character as inexcusably retarded as frodos gf in deep impact could be good.

>>87156089
90s ye, but later everything but please...NOT THE BEES!

>>87156214
Leaving Las Vegas is a seriously underrated movie

I love shocking people with the fact Nicolas Cage won the acadamy award for best actor

>>87154579
teach astronauts to drill
teach miners to astronaut
neither know the earth is flat
shoehorned love story

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>>87155090
what would armageddon and conair be like if they switched casts?

>>87156396
>Leaving Las Vegas is a seriously underrated movie
said no one ever pleb

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>>87156089
>thinks about nic cage in face/off

>>87157601
I've never even heard of it, I assume it is underrated.

>>87157572
hmm from 1 shitty and 1 avarage movie, we would have 2 shitty movies

>>87158056
good to know the new generation is educating themselves with real movies, you just dont see /tv/ talk about it here because it's not a meme movie

>>87154579
Absolute kinography from Michael """worst director ever""" Bay and one of the biggest pleb filters of all time.

>>87154579
SSSWWWWWEEEEEEEEETTTT EMOTIOOOOOOOON

>>87158304
Did you seriously just give Michael Bay the nickname "Worst Director Ever"?

>>87158595
No, that's what all the wannabe film experts call him.

>>87154617
I had this problem when i saw Stealth in theaters.

>>87154645

Shut Up Ben!

>>87158653
no, that belongs to either Ed Wood or Uwe Boll. Bay is just BOOOM BOOM BOOOOO! and more explosions.

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IMO this movie gives me patriotic America feels. also this scene.

>>87158595
gtfo the rock is a great movie.

>>87158890
I've heard people say it about Bay too many times.

>>87158890
I'm not convinced Uwe Boll is a bad director. I've seen plenty of movies that got destroyed critically but were still quite enjoyable movies. And it seems to me that everyone who fought Boll hadn't actually seen any of his movies and were just used to repeating "Uwe Boll is bad" because it's a popular meme. Granted, I haven't seen any of his movies either.

No idea who Ed Wood is.

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>>87154579
Why did they need a mini-gun on a rover?

>>87158949
I JUST WANNA' FIND SOME ROCKETS

>>87159233
>No idea who Ed Wood is.
you utter plebe

>>87159279
cause ayyy lmaos

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>>87159279
So that based Buscemi could destroy the asteroid all by himself
Did you even watch the movie..?

>>87154579
>Find a flaw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ahtp0sjA5U

if the asteroid is already that close. then it is already too late to do anything.

you really need to do something when it is over a year away.

the stripper scene gave me a hardon.

>>87159233
bit of cinema history. Ed Wood was famous 50s director, he created such masterpieces as "Plan 9 from Outer Space" and shitload of very very crappy movie, such as Glen or Glenda, Bride of the Monster and other moves that are considered all-time worst ever. Also he was one of these 'so bad that it's good' directors over time.
Boll is terrible, coz he literally kills everything. House of Dead or Bloodrayne were just terrible. Why they couldnt even get Rayne looks fine? Any random cosplay is better than what Kristanna Loken was wearing here. If can't get even basic character's most recognisable elements, (in case of Rayne it is tight, leater outfit and 2 arm mounted blades) then why even bother with rest? He killed Postal movie too, but then started to break 4th wall, so can move along with it.