All-female Lord of the Flies remake

>>87152140

Hmm. Girls eh? Could be interesting ..

I can't imagine anyone will be happy with it. It will make women look bad or it will be changed to the point where the remake was pointless.

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>all female group stranded on an island

>>87152188
at least some women acknowledge they are useless cunts

>>87152140
They all sit on the beach doing nothing until they starve to death.

>>87152247
kek

>>87152188
This. Who would be Piggy anyway? Lena Dunham? Amy Schumer?

I'm sure JLaw will be the counter part to Ralph.

It's gonna be a fucking shitshow.

its meant to highlight humanity's unfavorable characteristics though...


lolol

>>87152247
those threads for the show were fun

>girls survive instead
dropped. Unless they have amy shumer as piggy. And maybe a preop trans "woman" who beats fuck out of the actual women and when they're rescued he realizes he's cured of his trans illness.

>>87152140
YASSSSSS LORDE

>>87152247
STOP POSTING SEXIST FACTS SHITLORD

THERE'S NO FUCKING POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINT

MAKE AN ORIGINAL ALL FEMALE FILM IF YOU WANT TO BE RESPECTED

DON'T REMAKE IT WITH A DIFFERENT GENDER IT ADDS NOTHING

>>87152140
Based.
>girls stranded on island
>work together with girl power without the savagery of men
>create a space faring society in 2 years
You'll see.

all the women commentators are calling LOTF "toxic masculinity"
>the new buzzword

>>87152281
Why? Don't you want Dunham to get bullied and die?

The concept could be executed well in the hands of people who knew what they were doing and wanted to make quality kino, but that isnt going to happen. Instead, it will have a wealth of unintentionally hilarious moments as the roasties in >>87152188 are keen to point out.

>>87152247
>the opposite situation has not yet been observed outside of feminist fiction
Oh fuck, all the cartoons that have the obligatory episode where boys and girls have their own groups, and the girls all prosper because they're now in a utopia of intellectuals while the boys devolve into a caveman society.

ill watch it if they're all half naked and under 16 years of age

>>87152327
women can't be original

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This is the movie /tv/ has been awaiting for, so shut the fuck up you GG/pol/ nerds. You don't understand how much I need this.

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>>87152247
AHAHAHAHA

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>>87152463
go watch mean girls

>>87152444
Women can be plenty original. I've known wonderfully creative women, but fucking liberals literally can't, this is fucking sad. This kills me.

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>>87152327
UMM SEXIST MUCH?

ANYTHING BOYS CAN DO GIRLS CAN DO BETTER

ITS TIME TO REMAKE EVERYTHING AND REPLACE THE TOXIC MALES WITH STRONK WOMYN HELLO ITS 2017

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>>87152326
>YASSSSSS LORDE
lorde is a literal piece of shit

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>>87152517
contrary to the shows tittle, there aren't many actual girls in the show

>>87152327
Its going to be directed by two guys but yea I get what you mean.
John Dollar adaption when?

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They're right, you know.

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>>87153848
Golding approves.

>This has nothing to do with equality at all,” he continued. “I think women are foolish to pretend they’re equal to men – they’re far superior, and always have been. But one thing you can not do with them is take a bunch of them and boil them down into a set of little girls who would then become a kind of image of civilisation, or society. That’s another reason why they aren’t little girls.”

Ralph, Simon, Piggy = all non-white girls

Jack, Roger et al = snooty WASP bitches

>girls survive instead

but girls always survive.
>the titanic
>every war of all time
>even boko haram murders every boy and kidnaps all the girls for ransom

>>87152140
All female societies devour themselves in flame, so it's fine, really

>>87153848
Oh are we living lord of the flies you faggot? Enunciate more on your social media on your electronic device about how you're scavenging for survival in a deserted locale. Fucking npcs.

>>87153848
>Charles Clymer
oh man that guy's account is a lot of fun to sift through. Once you realize he's 100% serious it just becomes hilarious after awhile

>>87152247
>tfw in my country's version the had to bring food to the girls's camp every two weeks
It was embarrashing, the producers tried to hide this fact but seing that girls got fatter in the time spent in the island made the whole shit obvious

>>87153848
>literally

Why do retards use this word? Does it make them feel like what they said holds more merit?

>>87153958
It's not clear who "they're" refers to in this quote. If it is women it seems to contradict his lead up statements.

>>87152403
that was only fairly oddparents

>>87153848
True. A world ruled by women would have no wars.

>>87153848
>Girls
>Peaceful
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, not even with steady supply of food, water, and bandwidth for their phones they're peaceful, imagine if you remove the three

Are they gonna be as savage as the book or will it just be Mean Girls: Tropical Adventure?

>>87153848
As a dude with three sisters and one of two dudes among all my cousins these people are full of shit.

>>87154213
Along with no scientific or artistic accomplishments

>>87154273
>Mean Girls: Tropical Adventure
I would be okay with that. Lindsay Lohan can play the pilot.

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>island of savage mostly naked lolis

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>>87154213
>>87154251

i think it's fucking stupid. gender swapping characters is the laziest shit ever. i hated lord of the flies anyway.

>>87154403
It will probably be just 18+ actresses instead.

Stranded women wouldn't even form a dysfunctional society. They'd literally just form a few cliques and sit around bitching, waiting for rescue until hunger drove them to foraging.

>>87153848
Those ladies would probably be improved by some surprise sex

Mean Girls is the female Lord of the Flies. Literally.

>>87152188
>actual funny females

They should start giving a platform to women like this, not crazy left wing producers who just want to feel good about themselves.

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>group of strong powerfull pretty women stranded in the jungle
>not kino?

Bunch of slack jawed cis shit lords in here

>>87154589
Name 3 females deserving of the moniker "funny". Any who discuss their vagina or their sex life for more than 3 jokes in their sets are immediately disqualified.

Margaret Thatcher and Golda Meir are all you have to look at to see the "wymminz are peaceful" as the lie it is.
Thatcher decided to go to war with Argentina for a piece of land no one really needed, full power display mode, and Golda Meir pushed on full counterattack mode in the Kippur war when even Moshe Dayan was thinking of a ceasefire or an armistice.

>>87154568

No, because they weren't lolis. A female Lord Of The Flies would be Loli Kino.

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>>87153848

>>87154657
It's extremely hard because of that reason. I have met plenty of actual funny females throughout my life, i'm 22. it is indeed rare but they do exist. I have never, in my life, seen a funny female on the internet, television, or other. So I see where you're coming from. Hell, you can't even find them on youtube.

The funniest females are always extremely shy, usually religious too.

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>women/girls in charge of not starving or dying in other ways on an uninhabited island

CAN YOU HEAR THE SOUND...

of the JEW...

...rubbing their hands?

>don't be stupid: fighting about this shit is what they want

>>87154796
Nah.

>>87154643
Nice, taking the rotting corpse of feminism and rolling in it like a dog. I might pay to watch something like that if it was done right.

>>87154826
Yeah listen fag I'm not talking about the self deprecating qt from your lit 101 class or the sarcastic daria wannabe making your latte, I'm taking about the cunts who have multimillion dollar careers in entertainment that are propped up as "funny".

>>87154491
film it in europe, they don't give a shit about those things

>>87154657
Diane Morgan, Maria Bamford and Amy Sedaris.

>>87154903
Relax, that is not what i'm talking about at all. I hate those people as well. I literally agree with you mostly.

>>87154925
You invalidated yourself with your second pick great job 0/10 actually try next time

>>87154922
The directors are amerifat, so they are going to go down that route. Also one of them is gay.

>>87154951
If you think this is hostile or aggressive posting then you need to lurk more you thin skinned fairy

>>87152508
>Check mate males, since they didn't use the term patriarchy in its proper definition I can just attack that and win the argument. Better luck next time losers.

>>87154993
*I doubt

>>87154993
On that note I'm surprised the faggot didn't want to just do a regular old reboot with young boys

>>87152140
fuck

>>87154148
not really, he's saying that no one would accept the idea that the kids are supposed to be an allegory for society et all if they were all girls. The story would then become a story about a world without men, instead of the world in general. Men are perceived as the default, the rule and not the exception

its gonna shit all over feminism and cause a mass triggering like never before

>>87154422
Like I said "world ruled by women." Last I checked that company still existed in a patriarchal world. True Matriarchy has not been tried yet.

>>87155228
sophistry was mocked at 4000 years ago and you fools still try it. Let me guess, arts undergrad?

This would be a great porn setup


What's a good porn parody name?
>Lord of the Thighs

>>87155290
Can't try something that's impossible :^)

>>87155290
Same as "true" communism hasn't been tried yet? Are you really one of those?

>>87155290
Elucidate us upon what decrees a "true matriarchy", I'm waiting with bated breath

>>87152140
it's kinda pathetic how many women claim that there would be no plot if it was all girls
women are just as tribalist as men
you ever ponder if feminism is focusing on the wrong thing? women have been up on a pedestal literally forever. its justification for keeping them safe, underestimating them, etc. women are just as awful as men.

>>87154192
There were others. Total Drama Island is the only one with a name I can remember.

I have yet to come upon two women who have been capable of true friendship without talking behind backs and being catty, I would actually pay to see something like this but for real without idealized bullshit that is tailored to the hollywood narrative.

>>87153848
>all that "girls work together" bullshit

Fucking stupid, shit like >>87155507 happens every damn day at work, in families, in HIGH SCHOOL. How detached are these people

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This is one step closet to them making my dream come true by making saving private ryan tier ww2 movie with all female cast.

>>87152140

>Live in a world where Casey Anthony, Lori Drew, and Michelle Carter exist and people still think women are incapable of vindictive violence

>>87155290
Nice bait. I see you caught a lot of (you)s.

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>>87153848
Wait, wait, wait, how can the story and its characters exemplify "toxic masculinity" if the society was composed of nothing but males? Who were they poisoning with this male toxin?

Also, I'm pretty sure schools never taught the book that way, and you'd have to jump some major logic hurdles to get to that point.

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>>87154826
Religious people are some of the most humorless people in the world.

>>87155785
its only about toxic masculinity if you conclude that everything wrong with western society can be boiled down to patriarchy. Reductive to say the least, and not at all the lens the novel is aiming for.

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>>87153848
This post can't have enough (You)s

>>87154973
> Any who discuss their vagina or their sex life for more than 3 jokes in their sets are immediately disqualified.

This was your criteria, so you're wrong.

>>87154105
>girls got fatter
How?

>>87156433
The simplest of google searches reveals bramfords slew of material specifically mentioned in my criteria. You lose, good day ya cunt

>>87154105
What country?

Feminism is huge right now so it's probably a guaranteed win especially with a movie that won't need a very big budget. (Don't forget Ghostbusters all female remake made 85 million box office)

I came up with this idea last year. It's the only film I'd be okay gender swapping. I'll be there opening day with my dick out and hold off cumming until Miss Piggy gets a rock dropped on her head!

>>87155440
There really would be no plot. Women can't survive on their own without civilization, it has been proved by thousands of years of human history and a dozens reality shows.

>>87152140
Does NYT just consistently have the dumbest movie reviews/news? They're the ones responsible for "women are funny GET OVER IT", they shat on Good Time for muh white privilege, and now this

>>87152247
MTV back in teh day had one of those stupid Road Rules VS Read World challenges that was Men VS Women. The kind where each team had to regularly vote off members.
The men devised a simple point system. Lowest scorer was voted off, with no animosity. In fact they were sent off like Viking heroes.
The women "talked it out" when they had to figure out who to vote off, which led to fights, secret alliances, etc etc.

On the second to last challenge, the women were sure they were going to lose, and figured they could vote off a weak teammate that was dragging them down. BUT one of the men chose to voluntarily lose the challenge, taking himself out of the game but forcing the women to keep a weak teammate, who of course, dragged them down on the final contest and cost them the prize.

>>87155507
So true. Two of my housemates are women who when together are the best friends in the whole world, but as soon as I'm alone with one they talk shit about the other.

>>87157774
They're competing for you

>>87154657
>the only funny comics are clean comics
Spotted the redditor.

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> All-female Lord of the Flies remake

But... Why?

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>>87152188
Literally what the fuck did Jess Valenti mean by this, that women just apologize all the time??? That's not a thing, how dumb is this bitch?

>>87153848

>The girls would set aside their differences

lol we all went to High School. We know that's not true

>>87157933
I'm sorry, but what you're saying is just really offensive okay?

>>87152247
Exact same thing happened on Bear Grylls the island. The guys prosper while the women wait until they're almost starving before one of them is brave enough to kill the first chicken and then they all cheer and pat themselves on the back even though the boys killed their chicken a week ago. Added bonus: the only real big pussy on the boys team was a paki

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>>87157933
THE FEMINISTS DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH

THEY JUST WANT THE DICK

i dont remember any girls in the original book

wasn't the entire point to make a parallel between the boys killing each other on the island the greater war going on in the real world?

does that really work with girls?

>>87155285

It will cause a triggering if it shows any of the girls negatively at all UNLESS the girl who dies is a PoC who is bullied by the blondest, whitest girl in the camp. You all know that will happen

>>87155575
>How detached are these people
detached enough to send a stunt double to her death for diversity points

>>87157880
I said nothing about clean you walking flashlight, female "comics" talk almost exclusively about sex or consumerist bullshit and are lauded as funny for it. It's erosion of the concept of comedy, go suck a bag of dicks or a shotgun.

>>87152140
it's going to blow up on their face like every progressive reboot.
Either make new stories or stay faithful to the source.
sjw reboots don't work because they're too busy trying to fit puzzle pieces that don't match the shapes, instead of just making a good piece of media.

>>87157882
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

What the fuck is this shit?

>>87157933
it's a thing in journalistic feminist discourse that claims women do apologize all the time instead of asserting themselves because they never learned how to do assert themselves because they were all brought up to be delicate little flowers while boys were brought up to be swearing assholes who like STEM

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>>87152140
Sounds pointless and uninteresting.

>>87152188
Girls are vicious to each other.

I'm genuinely surprised there are adult women that don't realise this. Have none of them went to an all-girls school?

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>>87152188
Really made me think.

>>87155228
Men built civilization, so why shouldn't men be the default when discussing civilization?

>>87155843
>religious people are humorless
1985 called, they told me you got lost.

Unless you're talking about Muslim, in which case, expect a machete for your neck soon.

>>87158584
Looks like Person of Interest to me.

>>87154922
Spotted the kafir.

>>87152188
based julia

>>87158103
bitching

>even if nothing is wrong i HAVE to complain about it

>>87154589
>Jessica Valenti
>not crazy left wing
Pick one.

Will they use lolis? I'd get behind the movie if that is the case.

It would be pointless with a cast over 13.

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>>87152140
I was disappointed 'cause I initially thought it said "All-Female Lord of the Rings." But then I remembered that I saw that movie half a lifetime ago, so whatever.

>>87152140
just an insult to the concept of creativity at this point 1bh

>>87160837
was greatly disappointed by this desu

>>87160897
Though cute as a button, Misty Mundae was never in any good movies. Though I did enjoy Lingerie and that bonus scene from one of her videos where she gave a dude a handjob.

>>87155290
True matriarchy does nothing but turn any given society into a stagnant glorified daycare ripe for conquest and erasure at the hands of any patriarchal system. That simple really. Here's your (you).

>>87155843
most non-religious peoples view of comedy is making sarcastic remarks about how miserable you are and wallowing in your nihilistic hedonism. A lot of the religious people ive met are good at coming up with gags/jokes

>>87152140
>Girls Survive Instead

So, not only is it going to be less realistic, but they also spoiled the ending?

Don't we already have a feminist-LOTF? The Hunger Games?

We may be facing the next Ghostbusters fiasco here.

>>87153848

Is this what our society is now? I'm going to back to animu.

>>87155580
I, for one, welcome death.

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>>87157882

Is this from some blooper reel? Tell me this is from some blooper reel.

>>87160396
Are you ignorant of how degenerate Europe is and always will be?

You can see little girl pussy on primetime tv, as long as it's an "Artsy" movie

and no I'm not posting examples because I don't want to be b& and v&

>>87152247
someone have the one about a female quitting her job and starting her own 'all female' company in the entertainment industry and it went to hell.

also the one where a 'top' actress also says that the 'sisterhood' is a big fat lie.

>>87161922
Spotted the moralfag. Not even European , but there's nothing wrong with some pussy.

>>87162090
Already ITT >>87154422

>>87162090
my bad. was scrolling too slow to see it was already posted.
thanks anon.

>>87155290
wait a minute this is bait

>>87153848
Bunch of women complaining about everything and anything. If there is a man that take anything they say serious without becoming a cynic, I'll never know.

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Propaganda simple as that, you just have to watch that one season of survivor of Woman vs Man to understand how incompetent they are.

>>87158584
Jane Wick

>>87152247
>Is immediately reminded of that one all-female e-sports team (was it for LoL or Dota2? Can't remember) who got a bunch of media play for being the first girl pro gamer team who had a shot at winning something and by the middle of the time the media got started, they had broken up due to some infighting bs.

>>87153848
they should watch 1 episode of naked and afraid

>>87158584
>>87161411
i think they had some kind of brain chip that made them always hit their targets so they didn't have to try

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>misogyny threads - the best threads

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I can't believe that you guys are missing the bigger picture here
>they will be in a tropical, isolated location with A LOT of cunnies for at least one year
>this was their keikaku all along
This guys are /tv/ personified

>>87162161
you'd expose your little girl's vulva on tv for everyone to see for some quick bucks?

you sicken me.

that's worse than being an actual pedophile

>>87163200
Here in europe little girls are naked all the time
It's a cultural thing, like fucking on public transport, it's totally normal

>>87163192
>implying
i doubt anyone in the film would be under 25

>>87163192
>the noses
Of all the words of tongue and pen...

>>87163254
>Here in europe little girls are naked all the time
where the fuck do you live?

>>87152140
hardcore lesbain orgy on the beach, im game

>>87152444
>women can't be original

Did you forget about the original sin?

Also checked.

>>87163313
Not him but people don't really see children as sexualized, so if a child needs to get naked for whatever reason they just do it, they run around the beach naked etc., people just don't register it as a sexual thing at all
If anyone shows sexual interest and is noticed by other people he will usually get lynched or at least thrown away whatever establishment that is

>>87163192
I didnt know Dan Schneider was involved.

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>>87163412
>hardcore lesbain orgy

It's a cheap marketing ploy that literally objectifies women, while being toted as a feminist reboot. It will be watered down, dishonest, and biased. It will be terrible. God damn you if you support this kind of filmmaking.

>>87152140
>feminists so angry they have to warm them ahead of time it's actually a revised propaganda version for them and not the real story

surprise surprise..

Won't get made. People are blaming this on da jooz and da libruls but in truth it's just lazy hollywood producers looking through their studio's list of "properties" for things they can exploit for money.

>>87163661
this. No feminists were involved in greenlighting this.

>>87154086
Don't you mean sad?

ITS GONNA BE
LOLI OF THE FLIES
YOU FUCKEN PLEBS

THIS WILL BE /tv/s FILM OF THE MILLENIA

>>87152463
>implying all the girls won't be played by 21 and up roasties
LOLIFAGS BTFO
SHOTALADS REIGN SUPREME

>>87163690
>feminists
>greenlighting anything
The only real redeeming quality to be found in modern feminism is the complete inability of it to do anything approaching successful project management.

nobody will watch this. and I cant get too upset by it when I wouldnt have watched another remake with an all male cast either. the 90ies version is already perfect.

>>87152327
The majority of women can't make a good story (At least in the U.S), "Girls trip" is a good example

>>87152352

the author actually said he intentionally had it all male because "little girls are much nicer" and wouldnt be as violent

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>>87152140

>>87164033
the only men that don't think this are butthurt virgins on 4chan.

>>87164033
>little girls are much nicer
They generally were when it was written and drawing from the time of the author's youthful frame of reference. It was before we started teaching people to feed their narcissistic demons by being impulsive assholes and mislabeling it empowerment.

Girls don't have what it takes to be brutal and Savage on the same level as boys

>>87157882
The most insulting thing about this is that the guns aren't even shooting blanks or moving at all. Just a flash effect added over them in post.

>>87157589
>it has been proved by thousands of years of human history and a dozens reality shows.
Name five that prove it.

>>87163920
shotalards

>>87152140
I hope that girl will be shown as the self-obssed passive agressive cunts they are

>>87164128
Meh girls don't have the stomach for violence and force on the same level. It's not even close. Don't get me wrong women are pieces of shit and crazy, but it's always in a more subtle, passive way.

NYT article
>Gender reversals in reboots are not new for Hollywood: A “Ghostbusters” with a cast of women was a critical and commercial success last year

"Girls rule, women are funny, get over it"
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/ghostbusters-box-office-loss-sequel-unlikely-918515

>>87164212
Maybe not the same physical ability to use or accept it, but what we call girls now certainly have no lack of impulsive drive to commit violence. Angry teenage girls are animals. Moreover that lack of physical prowess usually means they overcompensate with weapons.

>>87164204
But Lord of flies isn't about passive aggressiveness it's about open hostility

>>87164269
Typically women hide their sadism

Raw, blatant female violence is just silly

>>87164350
If they want to get away with it they do hide it yes. Our culture is teaching them not to do that anymore though so it leads to a lot of what you rightfully call silly.

>>87153387
Hollywood fucked her up bad, her new music is shite

>>87155285
If not the film will surely bomb hard

yeah get ready every movie is gonna be women now, they've gone all in on this marketing gimmick since wonder woman

>>87164646
Not gonna work though since Wonder Woman has existed as a hero people like for decades and though she started out as some dude's bondage fetish on paper she's since grown into a character of her own. Just throwing a bunch of middle-age women at a shitty version of an '80s or '90s classic ain't gonna do it.

>>87163544
>>87163254
yet all your pedo moviemakers get away with it

your people are sick, you were sick before the muslims arrived, and you deserve everything that happens to you

>>87156586
Because the cameramen, producers and literally everybody started to give them food once they saw the girls did nothing to survive but kept that away from the actual taping so the viewers only watched girls get misteriously fatter while supposedly being starved because they couldn't hunt or gather food for shit

>>87158103
>Stick and stones my break your bones but there will be always something that offends a feminist

>>87152247
This, i work at a hospital dominated by women staff. It's just me and 4 other guys the rest are women. The patients are segragated by gender so all the boys work together and vise versa. Anyways us guys just come in, do our jobs and go home. But the women, holy fuck. Constant drama and infighting all the goddamn time. It's definitly a big redpill when genders are segragated like this.

>>87161922
You can spot loli pussies on the beaches here done parents CBA to buy swimming clothes they'll grow out of next week

I went to the beach naked until I was 4

>>87164244
>commercial success
that's just straight up lying

>>87165875
So is the "critical," part. Even with the obvious politics in question nobody with any sort of grip on reality was under the illusion it was anything but hot dog shit.

>>87165956
to be fair they did put "certified fresh" on the DVD cover

>>87152140

And this is why cinema was such a bust this summer. Thanks to stupid ideas like these.

Who is this movie even for? They ruin a classic with their dumb "spin" so I assume most normal people won't look at it. Womanhaters obviously won't look at it based on principle. Women will be furious at the movie because it shows a very ugly side of people (just imagine the outrage). It's already a flop.

>>87165661
disgusting

>>87161156
knock knock jokes don't count buddy

>>87165582
It's really true on any level of any job in my experience
>work at hardware store
>bosses and most of workers are male, everybody is friendly and does their jobs
>occasional parties outside work, atmosphere is relaxed but organized with a clear meritocracy and path of promotion

>work at marketing firm
>bosses are male, keep work friendly and professional. Clear training, schedules, no drama
>bosses promoted to corporate, new female bosses brought in
>drama, petty squabbles, chaos. seasoned employees quit en masse, and branch folds after 3 months

>work in retail
>majority of staff is women
>cliques, blatant nepotism (friends of management fast tracked into supervisory roles), non-existent discipline or work standard and a stifling passive-aggressive atmosphere

I've held other jobs, but in every organization this standard holds true. Men see work as a task to be mastered, women as another social sphere to exploit and rule.

>>87166414
>cliques, blatant nepotism (friends of management fast tracked into supervisory roles), non-existent discipline or work standard and a stifling passive-aggressive atmosphere

That kind of feels like life in any Western country at the moment. It makes sense then that people are flocking to the regimented structure of things like, say, fundamental Islam.

>>87166317
being naked is worse than murder imo

>>87166410
And then he said " Angels, not Angles "
THE MADMAN

>>87161192
I think the headline is " girls survive [as a group] " instead of " boys survive [as a group] ", it's just announcing the gender switch

>>87153387
she makes good music though

>>87152140
So does this version just skip to the third act?

>>87161922
>Europeans are degenerate because they have no problem with nudity in a non-sexual context

>>87155785
They don`t say it or even realize it, but they consider all masculinity toxic (unless a woman does it)

LOLI OF THE FLIES
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WILL THE FLIES COME BECAUSE ALL THE 18+YO GRANNY ROASTIES WILL BE ON THEIR PERIODS???

>>87163254
>like fucking on public transport
But this mostly happens in America. New York in particular. Not only with niggers either.

>>87164481
>implying any culture encourages female violence

>>87155228
yeah, he's also patronizing asf lmao

>>87165055
If kids have sex without adult and it's not forced it's not pedo.
The idea that children are not sexual is a very premodern and barbaric idea

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>tfw you realise we let feminism happen

>>87152463
>>87163192
This desu senpai

>>87152463
>Watching 26 year old roasties playing highschool girls.
Better kys and spare yourself the disappointment.

>>87167209
WHAT WILL THEY DO NEXT??? MAKE MORE REMAKES THAT HAVE GIRL CASTS??? TRULY THIS IS WHERE WESTERN CIVILIZATION DIES!!!

>>87167355
you're supposed to start the thread from the top, not the bottom

>>87153848
i mean if you prefer passive-aggressive pressure cooker sudden culling events to telegraphed "are you sure? like we're gonna do it" murderfests, sure

>>87166600
degeneracy

>>87167209
We are going to pay dearly for that.

>>87167355
>WHAT WILL THEY DO NEXT???
Cause Rome 2.0

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>>87167171
>manipulating kids into fucking your greasy fat ass
>not forced
>>87166927
>europeans are so degenerate they have no problem with exploiting their children and violating their privacy for film in blatant child porn under the pretension of "Art"

>>87167385
but we
started from the bottom now we here

>>87167556
>Europeans are so degenerate they don't care if a kid is naked because they're open enough about sex to tell right from wrong

>>87166414

>female boss, female employees
>be sole male employee
>constantly have to overhear shitty gossip
>bitching about an intern who made a mistake
>he's expected to make mistakes because he's an intern
>dude walks past while they're talking about him and they shut up instantly
>they laugh as he's out of view

The guy is actually doing pretty well and he's nice too. The atmosphere would be so much better with those women gone.

>>87163972
>the 90ies version is already perfect.
No, it's not. Just like the same in the 60s movie, the kids couldn't act, so a lot scenes are ruined.
The way the movie did piggy's death was clumsy and silly.

>>87167781
>tell right from wrong
>showing little girl pussy in your movies and calling it "Art" while the director gets his rocks off behind the camera

nope try again yurotrash

>>87168252
Americans are so proud they only let the producers to fuck their children.

women can't survive without men, men can't exist or reproduce without women. we need each other, deal with it faggots.

>>87168252
>[citation needed]

Also, American film industry is like 10 times worse

>>87158045
I'm convinced these women had no girl friends growing up. They sat on the sidelines and now create this idealized version of what female friendship is.

Anyone who had even a few girl friends in junior high / high school knows they are the most calculating, meanest bunch of backstabbing people you could imagine.

>>87153848
>>87152140
could you not argue that pre-pubescent boys on an island would behave similarly to pre-pubescent girls?
aside from "muh social conditioning" that is

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>After all the backlash they will give this a Happy ending.

>>87168521
i mean, the original does kind of have a happy ending doesn't it? Ralph survives and they're rescued by a sailor. Are they implying that in the remake noone will die?

>>87152140
I think it would be a really nice sci fi fantasy movie.

Cant await that scene where Jenny does not share her coconut with others so they ignore her until she commits suiside

>>87163200
>>87165055
>>87167556
>>87168252
Look at this triggered drumptards
Back to /pol/

>>87165875
>critical success
that's just straight up lying

>>87168962
>being right wing means you must support drumpf
hmmm...

>>87152247
I always look forward to seeing this posted.

>>87168574
But Piggy died for our sins.
They also abandoned all pretenses of being civilized and devolved into a state of tribalism. They purposefully dissolved the form of order they had because that shit went on about "me big and strong, me men hunt, we lead" and fucked everything up.
The morale of the story is very clear and I just don't see what an all female reboot could add to or say that already hasn't been said before.

>>87168962
Holy shit how can drumpfags ever recover

>>87152140

I want to see an all-black version where they build a hyperdrive to escape the island.

>>87152140
I think it could honestly be more interesting than the original version so long as they don't just make it 'lord of the flies just without penises.'

>>87164033
that's what he said so his harpy wife wouldn't get mad, in reality he knew it would be because they'd spend all day whining and die of starvation rather than through primitive warfare

>>87153848
>toxic masculinity
It's literally about man's natural state of tribalism, it's not about culture or socialization but how Golding believed some well behaved well-off boys would descent into chaos and warfare if left alone to fend for themselves without society protecting them and educating them

>>87152140
I honestly don't see a very large difference (other than defiling a classic of world literature), but /tv/ will be flood by pedos and their waifujailbaits

>>87168574
it's not really a happy ending. Ralph looks out to the war machines on the water and we can look at the island as either a straight microcosm of the world as it is/was or see the 'cutters' as a reminder of how ready we are despite not being dumb kids on an island to slip into violent tribalism.

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>>87152568
>ANYTHING BOYS CAN DO GIRLS CAN DO BETTER
BOYS CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER THAN GIRLS

>>87163009
based kellond-knight

>>87152359
>new

>>87157632
>Road Rules VS Read World
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_World/Road_Rules_Challenge:_Battle_of_the_Sexes

Is this the one?

>>87154925
Nobody has ever heard nor cared about any of those bitches, try again

>>87161156
This, all they do is bitch about how "nothing matters lol". The thing is if that were the case then why even bother living yet they're too pussy to kill themselves because they love life but they just want to seem cool and get attention. Children

>>87162976
Amy's character Root did, she had the Machine talking to her in her ear giving her verbal cues to aim exactly right(Reese had his in degrees relative to his position from memory Root had random words like Dog, Flower, Rainbow which somehow helped her).

That was a lazy scene I know but it was a great show otherwise.

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>>87158151
>mfw the girl playing Jack is a pretty, white, and blonde bitch
>mfw piggy is a fat, black, smart, and feminist

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>>87154192
>>87154449
It happened in Rick and Morty with the Gazorpians too.

>>87164646
I'm excited for it. Women haven't often been stars of movies that are worthwhile. There's been so many movies staring men and more stinkers than good movies. Time for women to get a shit load of stinkers.

>>87152257
No they're not useless, they're just savage like men. But in a different way.

>>87172547
Yeah, I think so. It was a while ago so most of those names don't look familiar any more.

Hollywood already has the blueprint to make this:

- The all-female adaptation will be set in the future and will either be set in space or like The 100 on CW have girls in space go to a savage Earth or colony planet.

>>87152140

>book is about how men without civilization will descend into chaos and anarchy
>now it's done with women

Other than the fact that Lord of the Flies with women makes no sense, I'm okay with Hollywood wasting their money.

>>87153958

I think he means that when isolated they can't form a microcosm of
society, around which a critique can be built. Because society is formed
by men, not women. So it's pointless.

As to them being superior, then I guess he'd never seen a scrag-fight.
Likely because in his day, females weren't the fucking degenerate animals
they are today.

>>87153998

Nice. Like "The Help" but on an island.

That could create some social media shit-fights that might
be fun to watch. If the privileged white girls start suddenly
feeling the "progressive" heat from females they innately
look down upon, we may see the class claws come out.