RATE. DISCUSS. WATCH.
>>87152002
Right after she took 8 minutes to eat an entire pie because
A R T
R
T
>>87151946
what's it like to hold a girl like this?
>>87152112
F A R T
A
R
T
>>87152134
it's sexual
>>87152938
Comment on this /lbg/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=335yMG0sw9M
>>87153049
I'll give you a command instead. Leave, nigger.
>>87153049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hygi3PlZI0Y
>>87153149
Bruce, do you love me
FUCK YOU
Man, seriously you look like those guys who spend their whole day on Comic Vine battles, not the ordinary ones, but the ones who actually spend time to collect "feats" for their favorite characters, they lurk every comic that is possible, they'll even buy that shit, if it has some possibility of their character having an attribute of power, and when the feats are over, they start to lurk for any comment some creator did, about those stories, and then he'll interprete it literally and will also make some hyperboles of his character, just to win a virtual battle based on comic books.
Your favorite character seems D.W. Griffith, and since he's the greatest artist who ever lived, I think other artists cannot hold even an comparison to him, so I'd recommend you to go have some epic virtual battles with the beings who might stand a chance against the mighty D.W. Griffith, like Galactus, Darkseid, Thanos, The Living Tribunal, The Beyonder, Molecule Man, heck, even The Saint of Killers. People there have a simillar mindset as yours, and there you may popularize your so called sunplays and other FEATS D.W. Griffith achieved. And then you can stop embarrassing yourself using a name on an anonymous forum, just to have a grasp of attention, or else I can manufacture a dildo with my measures and send it to you to at least fill a hole in your pathetic life.
Six Million Dollar Man actor Richard Anderson has died
What movies are you guys watching now
>>87155331
sleeping and being cute
>>87155344
Cute!
Death Note 2017 is a huge pleb filter
Practice what you preach.
>>87157561
>>87157713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkRKT6T0QLg
>>87157561
>>87157713
>>87157952
Waiting 10 minutes for each post doesn't hide your obvious samefagging
look what you made me do!!
>>87158138
Oops!
Fucking SAMEFAG! Why won't you just leave Bruce the hell alone? I literally did nothing to deserve this!
>>87158361
>Bruce
>>87158361
fuk bruce
>>87158370
>>87158429
what a twat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmOI1P8LjJs
no wahoo?
I want to masturbate
Any hot tips for the London film festival bros?
>>87160252
Only tip is to have fun!
About to watch Broken Blossoms
Wahoo!!!!!
https://letterboxd.com/OriginalName3/
mixing things up
>>87160285
really wonderful advice. Thank you so much
Anyone seen the Jetsons kino?
>>87163051
I'm the guy on the right at the back
>>87163177
yes and I want to forget it goddamn
Broken Blossoms was pretty tight. Even 98 years later Gish's fake smiles moves me beyond words and reminds me of the universal power of the medium.
My first mistake was existing, /lbg/. My second mistake was thinking I know more than you. You're here to correct both of those mistakes. No matter how much time it takes, from now until the end of time, you'll be here to prove me wrong and destroy me. I give up, /lbg/, I can't win. You will always outmatch me physically, mentally, genetically and sexually. You never tire, you choose to sleep. You never hunger, you choose to eat. You can prove anything. You choose not to. I now get off your board and go back to plebbit. This is my farewell.
Filming Begins On Scorsese's "IrishmaFilming Begins On Scorsese's "IrishmaFilming Begins On Scorsese's "IrishmaFilming Begins On Scorsese's "IrishmaFilming Begins On Scorsese's "IrishmaFilming Begins On Scorsese's "IrishmaFilming Begins On Scorsese's "IrishmaFilming Begins On Scorsese's "IrishmaFilming Begins On Scorsese's "IrishmaFilming Begins On Scorsese's "IrishmaFilming Begins On Scorsese's "Irishma
>>87163481
>>87160442
Why do people only watch and give attention to 4 of his works if he made 500+. I told machill to watch Romance of Happy Valley but he essentially told me to fuck off because it's not on a list.
>>87155063
The guy who was in Paths of Glory? Just looked him up on wikipedia not too long ago. RIP.
They'll definitely marathon every Asian minimalist catalog though. And anticipate like a kid on Christmas when a minor piece gets a bluray release.
Oops!
megaautist, do you have a letterboxd account?
I think the reason people hate megaautist is because he's smarter than them and they don't want to admit it. But I just want to say, I learn a lot from him when I shut up and listen.
You will never earn my respect no matter how much you suck up to me
"The Klan in that time was needed. It served a purpose."
>>87164810
Because TS is a good film, unlike crap from Griffth.
>>87165130
Oops!
>>87165165
They used good drugs to get all this out of his wanky films.
So I told them "the audience doesn't want reality. They only want pretty pictures and impressionable feelings. They're sheep."
>>87165215
Anybody with taste and intelligence can see.
This gif is better than anything in the last 90 years of "cinema". In it you can see spontaneity, contemplation, humor, and an entire bevy of transformative emotions not swayed or manipulated but merely revealed. It is so good, that it doesn't constitute "cinema" or "film". This is an example of a sunplay.
>>87151946
Best Spidey. Best girl.
Enlightenment comes to those that choose to look into the sun when others tell them not to.
>>87165368
>that ridiculous acting
yep, that's not film
>>87165655
I'm scornfully hoping you're not implying pic-related is good. empty, vapid blase stares and instances of dispassionate isolated individuals looking out windows with impressionable overbearing attempts at intensity. The prior is truth, what you favor is a credulous fantasy that suits yourlack oftaste
For clarification, this gif >>87165368 is not showing this man alone. Contextually, he is in a group, but the impressionist iris and use of shadows behind him isolates him as the focus. As opposed to the Taipei Story scenarios of monotonous expressions, Griffith chooses to cloud you with an undulative wave in the very moment thusly ringing truer to life as an illustration of what "cinema" strives for:interpretation
Griffith never created "cinema" nor "film". Those that fall upon either distinction have only tried to live up to the shadow of what was already created.
>>87165399
Not being enlightened yourself, you have no authority to make such statements.
>>87166644
Gods can speak in truths
The art of the sunplay
>>87166699
The FART of the sunplay
>>87166661
I haven't read any truths from you, especially not any about enlightenment. Nothing about you suggests an enlightened person. Quite the opposite, in fact: one full of ignorance and darkness.
yeah, some retard making comically exagerated faces is the apex of expressive filmmaking. bravo, griffith
>>87166788
>expressive
You must be mistaken for these >>87166266
>>87166474 There is nothing to interpret here. What is happening here? >>87165368 This is not expression, this is truth. Griffith does not instill feeling in you, that's why those attuned to "cinema" walk away empty. They're used to being told and guided. When ringing closer to reality you reveal more complexity
Humor is not exaggeration, it is a core element of life. Retaining this vitality to alleviate the tumult is what makes the sunplay superior to "cinema" or "film" whereas the latter chooses to abstract and inhibit.
>>87167058
>>87166974
*farts in your face
Oops!
>>87167110
That's very un-ladylike
>>87167172
*farts in your face
>>87167190
That's very rude
>>87167246
*farts in your face
>>87151946
I've been here for like 5 years and I still have no clue what the purpose of these threads is
Fuck Bruce
Which of these should I watch first?
https://letterboxd.com/Fake_Empire/watchlist/
>>87168630
The Player
>>87168686
>Altman
cancer
The Death Kiss > The Player
rooney's brap > your brap
>>87168630
Cool Hand Luke probably, it's shit so..
The Big House > Cool Hand Luke
Best movie about conspiracy?
>>87151946
Best Spidey. Best girl.
>>87164414
That wasn't the reason, in the screenshot you just posted I explained that I thought I'd probably enjoy one of his less acclaimed works less than one of his more acclaimed works
rip Richard Anderson
look what you made me do!!
>>87174374
Do you have any facts proving their lesser acclaimed. You like Birth but Birth is his least acclaimed according to imdb and letterboxd scores
>>87151946
So what's her story, did she get bit by a radioactive frog or something?
>>87175220
no I don't have any facts about that sorry
ps are you actually mega autist you seem like an impostor too me
Yes, and now she shoots her tongue at buildings and swings on them. She can climb walls, cloak, and produce slime as a lubricant to slip out of tight holes if she gets stuck.
Everyone congratulate PUNQ
Is there a list of /tv/ letterboxd users or even just a list of good people to follow on there? I just started using it after having had an account forever.
>>87176271
https://letterboxd.com/michael_haneke
https://letterboxd.com/a7xfan
https://letterboxd.com/neilbreen/
lars von trees best comidi yet ful uf funi actin
wilem dafur reterns az the green golbun. so much betr than amazin spydrboy!
i culd tutlay tel he tuk some inspurashuns frum miy film funi gaymes coz it has teh saym laffs
u wil nevar luk at scisors the saym way agen lol
i cant wayt 4 his new porno nimfomaniac!1!!!1
>>87176299
That A7Xfan one is hilarious. The rmovies one is pretty funny.
https://letterboxd.com/rmovies/
>>87176299
>>87176619
You have to go back
>>87176619
surprisingly accurate depiction (except the JLAW hate, I think)
"Oh. Two days. Your fingers are huge. Ha-ha."
>>87174879
I LOVE BRUCE MELVIN!!!!
>>87177467
gay
>>87177509
Don't say that!
>>87175134
Oops!
Huh, interesting...
>>87177904
>>87179486
of course some faggot would make a fedora man pepe
>>87178742
Bruce is beautiful
>>87181777
I love you
tentacle architecture
>>87182014
haha i saw that thread on 4chan.org/pol/ as well
Azerbaijan amirite
>>87182607
i wish i lived in a country that not one person cared about
>>87182659
I know what you mean, its lonely at the top
Rooney...can you...
https://letterboxd.com/machill54/
tfw not gonna watch any films for 2 weeks
>>87183859
wa booooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://letterboxd.com/Smoothhands/
YOOOOOOOOO
good movies where it takes place in the future?
>>87185227
Back to the Future
>>87185306
Retard it's Back to the Future Part II where they go to the future.
>>87185501
no they go to the future in the first one
>>87185501
Back to the Future
back to 1985
>i hateee doubleposting so much my faves? calling everybody a nigger :)
>i hateee doubleposting so much my faves? calling everybody a nigger :)
Mr. Original Soldier gives The Machinist a 2 star rating.
I LOVE YOU ROONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are all plebs.
>>87164414
MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!!!!
rooney is retarded
rooney is retarded
RIP comedian Shelley Berman (Curb Your Enthusiasm, Teen Witch), aged 92. He had been suffering from Alzheimer's in recent years.
>>87155063
>>87187398
everyone be dyin
>A review in the New York Herald Tribune said Comedian Backstage revealed Berman to be “a spoiled child with a nasty temper, a petty disposition, a taste for tyranny and a blind insensitivity to others.”
rest in pussy
'trashone coats
>>87151946
I would do unspeakable things to this woman.
>>87191008
UNSPEAKABLE THINGS.
>>87191028
she seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww cute!!!!
>>87151946
she legit has some fetal alcohol syndrome eyes
>>87191008
she looks like she has the downs
>>87191055
She won't be so cute with my cock lodged in her throat
>>87151946
I thought that was a BLACKED photo at first
SPIDEY-D
>>87191102
That's probably why pete the retard likes this 4/10 so much.
He figures his only chance is with a retarded girl but doesn't realize she's as shallow and superficial as any other hollywood actress.
>i hatee hollywood so much my faves? everything by the criterion collection :*)
>>87191228
You better leave hollywood out of this, y-you CRITERIONKEK!
>That's probably why pete the retard likes this 4/10 so much.
>He figures his only chance is with a retarded girl but doesn't realize she's as shallow and superficial as any other hollywood actress.
>>87151946
I thought that was a BLACKED photo at first
SPIDEY-D
>>87191594
Brother...
Haha, got him. Let's see him recover after that. Fucking fedora reddit.
4chan and Reddit are enemies.
>>87191365
>>87191648
>being this mad
>>87191691
Bruce Melvin is a very sad specimen.
>>87191787
Oh yeah? I've seen almost ONE HUNDRED films made before 1940! How many have you seen, mmmm? Yeah, that's exactly what I thought. Know your place, fedora.
>>87192020
Like that means anything.
>>87192020
Your entire argument hinges on your claims that I am really Bruce Melvin and that I actually said any of those things, but you're wrong. Back to the drawing board.
>>87192112
I wasn't talking to you, reddit.
Dude stfu you're not funnyand Emma Stone is average as fuck
Kubrick, Welles, Griffith, the list goes on... I'll be a film expert one day!
>>87192475
>taking that joke Top 4 seriously
>self-proclaimed able-mind
>>87192393
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! There has never been a more perfect specimen on God's green earth than Emily Jean!! I would give up an arm and a leg just to have her brap in my face. That would be most delicious indeed!
>>87192634
>can't respond to the counter-argument
>makes another strawman shitpost instead
I use to think Bruce Melvin was fun user but this is just pathetic.
where is roberto pancakes
>>87157952
>>87158361
>>87191365
>>87191648
>>87192634
Is this the worst meltdown in lbg history?
zomg Frank Borzage did Tarantino first
>>87193552
NO!!!!!!
Oops!
>Look at his IMDB
>Nothing but old shitty comedies (I like Old Films but not 60s lol I fell down so funny Slapstick shit)
RIP I guess...
>Will Smith set for himself the goal of becoming "the biggest movie star in the world", studying box office successes' common characteristics
>Agreed to Wild Wild West
Wowzers!
>>87196008
fuck you i love that show
>>87196008
that's not him, megaautist hates eisenstein
>>87196052
Oops!
>>87192315
Whoever gives State Fair anything lower than a 5 only does so because they find it "boring" and don't even know how integral as a transitional sound work it is.
>>87187055
I've brought it up several times in /lbg/. If this is the first time you noticed, congratulations, you're clinically retarded.
>>87191594
What is this
Sometimes I just lose a follower or two, anyone know why?
He was one of the founders of the Academy, he didn't need an award
>>87196317
i already saw the remake so naturally it'd be sorta monotonous seeing the original, m'man.
>>87196389
Be more specific when you speak. There are a couple remakes
>>87196317
>What is this
Der müde Tod.
/thegr1fter
>>87196424
That's what I figured. I viscerally hate that flick. I always think it was released in 1919, but by 1921, it's really outdated and shows the degradation in the 20's.
>>87196466
Romance has nothing to do with State Fair, but drawing parallels between Henry King and Griffith means you're genetically more capable than you present yourself as.
>>87196645
My claiming of firsts has more grounding in logic and content. I never say so simply because it was first
>>87196765
pretty much everyone did Tarantino first anyways, so yeah
So your joke fails again. Never become a professional comedian.
>>87196601
Why do people worship Henry King's 1950s flicks when his films from the 20s and 30s were far superior?
>>87196803
>So your joke fails again. Never become a professional comedian.
you like Big Bang Theory, what do you know?
>>87196806
Henry King is not an auteur there is a reason no one remembers him
>>87196806
if you say so
>>87196827
Even that image is a shallow joke. It's air, it's fluff. No bite. Never become a professional comedian
>>87196917
Click to rate: 10
>>87196803
>>87196932
>Never become a professional comedian
Oops!
>>87196779
If Tarantino gets shit for copying why don't most post-40s
Is Henry King the father of Larry King?
>>87196983
This is an example of a good joke >>87196890 Write it down. Maybe you'll get some internet points with it in the future
Is Calvacade good enough to be worth watching now at Midnight or should I just go to sleep now?
>>87197077
Oops!
>>87197094
>this taste
I'm very impressed with whoever's genes these are.
>>87197149
Know your strengths, know your weaknesses. You just happen to have many of the latter.
>>87197216
don't compliment me, i ain't seen it yet. i could think it's the worst thing since where the dead go to die.
>>87197250
Is this Bruce I detect?
>>87197290
no.
>>87197085
thank you
>>87197308
I demand to know who these genes belong to
>>87197290
yes.
>>87197350
you!
/lbg/ I've been watching a lot of UFO documentaries. Do you ever get afraid of alien abduction?
>>87197350
i have 66 movies from the 30s left to watch, plus some bonus stuff that i might feel like watching.
>>87197391
>>87197367
>>87197308
This is why Bruce is patrician
>>87197394
I'm only afraid of aliens existing PERIOD.
if they exist, that means no God, and therefore no afterlife.
>>87197085
>>87197342
Michael Mann is a hack.
>>87197422
What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?
>>87197415
>if they exist, that means no God
How so? It's wrong, but I want to know why you think this.
>>87197422
What's this got to do with the price of tea in China?
>>87197396
You're not on your way, you always were and always will be patrician
>>87197445
If aliens exist then we aren't special, life is just commonplace in the universe and that we're not the centerpiece of it all like the Bible says.
>>87197466
ty but i doubt it.
i'm too new and young.
>>87197501
Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
>>87197473
You know they found a human fossil that proves Eve was real and that the evolutionists were wrong n saying when humans were created.
>>87197534
sauce
>>87197533
Vroom vroom!
>>87197533
He doesn't need to grow
>>87197501
No you're perfect
>>87197575
Live as if you were to die tomorrow; learn as if you were to live forever.
>>87197473
It doesn't matter what the Bible says. God exists with or without it. But, you can only prove this for yourself. No one else can do it for you nor you for them.
>>87197561
I found out from an episode of World's Greatest Mysteries I watched on Amazon prime, but you can look up the event and uproar it caused
Rooney's pretty sexy. y'know the way she shakes her booty and poots when she walks
>>87197640
Judeo-Christianity is probably our best bet to being the real deal word of God though, all the other religions are confirmed shams, yet Christianity has a TINY bit of hope that it MAY be real.
And if God says it, it must be true.
I'm not really interested in how humans were created. I'm interested in how white people, specifically white women, were created. How did we get to Rooney
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84LUpG6ieis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGbzYlnz7c
>>87197803
>>87197850
frog butte
>>87197803
>>87197850
on your face
>>87197803
>>87197850
and ____
>>87197918
>>87197927
>>87197949
defecate
>>87198032
It is a basic human right. I am being denied!
I'm going to watch Side Effects 2013!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>87198064
wahoo!!!!!!!!!!
>>87198064
betr luc next tyme stvn sodabrg im surr u wil hav ur amour sumday OH WATE this ur last film LOL
>>87198100
FUCK OFF HANEKEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>87198197
lol wot evr
how many oscurs n poms dorz do u hav? nun
how many masterpeeces hav u mayd? nun
lol #sorrynotsorry
im haneke bitch lol
>tfw never been attracted to Emma Stone but the constant spamming has my dick changing its mind
I'M ATTRACTED TO FROGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STOP RIPPING OFF MOVIES FROM THE 1930S!!!
>>87198389
this
jej
so if any of you fucks wanna watch A Farewell to Arms for free, now's your chance, wikipedia has the whole thing on it's respective page
>>87198625
looks like dropout_gorro is back on his shit
>>87198759
>watching webm of a movie
I own the bluray already
>>87198791
how is it
>>87198759
that may be exceptable quality for mega-autist but I'm going to need at least a bluray
>>87198791
>>87198833
pottery
mega autist blown tf out
>>87198917
no dude, he was proven wrong by the preceeding post.
>>87198791
this
don't be stupid enough to watch it in literal shit tier quality
t. boyfriend of mega autist
>>87199069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0svypHu7-oo
>>87199069
That would make him underageand a nigger
Does mega like PUNQ? Does he exchange nigger babies with him?
Have you already seen 365 films by now? Are you close?
>>87199621
maybe
>Super Mario collaboration with Rabbidz
Nintendo is dead
Why are 75% of the posts ITT shitposts?
First time in this general, is there something I'm not getting?
>>87200080
They're not shitposts, it's intellectual discussion which is what /lbg/ promotes
https://letterboxd.com/brenx923/
>>87200642
gay
>>87200652
gay
>>87151946
>that costume
muh muh muh dick
>tfw everyone who worked on the Production of Paths of Glory is dead except for Kirk Douglas
>>87200080
because it's a bunch of redditors thinking they're funny.
rec me some good UFO documentaries
>>87202416
Fight_Professor
>>87202416
*farts in your face
Oops!
I LOVE ROONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6UV4z3SqlE
I LOVE ROONEY!!!!!l!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6UV4z3SqlE&feature=player_embedded
>>87201781
James A. Harris is still alive, last I checked.
LLLEEETTT...EEERRRRRBOOXCXX XXXX XDDDD GEBERAL XXXXD