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Danny is cute.

when are we going to see her squatting in the grass

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Oink

>>87151259
YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS

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>>87151260
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little BOAR? I’ll have you know I was strong back then, and I’ve been involved with bessy (thank god for her), and I have over 300 stretchers. I am trained in hammer warfare and I carved his breastplate in. You are nothing to me but just another WHORE. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Westeros, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over via raven? careful Ned, careful now. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of little birds across the narrow sea and your wine is being posioned right now so you better prepare for the storm, WHORE. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, WHORE. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can stretch you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my boar hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the seven kingdoms and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little whore. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “Jonerys” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn boar. I will piss all over myself and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, whore.

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do you want to wake the dragon, dany? didn't FUCKING THINK SO

>>87151285
Dude no. Fat shaming is a fucked up thing to do, especially to someone who is smaller than the average size

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>>87151311
Gods, I was a boar then.

>>87151285
stop being a jerk please

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J O N S A

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>"awww, poor little man. A papa was mean to you."

What did she mean by this?

>>87151285
10/10 would still bang

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THIS DRAGON DOESN'T ACCOMMODATE MY SIZE.
DIABEETUS, EHM I MEAN DRAKARIS

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This thread now belongs to the HOUSE BARATHEON! Surrender or perish, like that KEK Rhaegar.

>>87151400

You're such a fucking piece of garbage. Please get chemically castrated or drink some cyanide.
Fucking body shamers.

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>>87151407
NO FATTY QUEENS, ONLY FAT KINGS!

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TAKE THE FASTEST HORSES, FIND ME A FREEDOMBURGER

>>87151411
>get castrated
wayyyy ahead of you

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>>87151411
WHAT IS FED MAY NEVER DIET

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>>87151453
FAT, IS IT?

>>87151355
luckiest manlet in the world. banged sophie, rose, AND emilia

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FAT, IS IT ?
IS THIS HOW YOU SPEAK TO KHALEESI

>>87151479
fucking lost

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agghh...

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give me a rundown on bobby, who is he, what are his goals ?

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>>87151532
Get outta town, lobster

What if the spinoff series is the Greyjoy Rebellion?
What if they include Victarion in it and just kill him off in the end to not mess with show continuity?

>>87151355
>You will never be Kit and snort coke on her chest after an afterparty
JDIMSA

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>>87151532
AAAAAAHHHHHH! AAAAAHHHHHHH!

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>>87151563
Fight, Feed, Sex

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>>87151563
He seeks to hunt whores and fuck boars, slaughter targshits and avenge lyanna

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>>87151580
AGGGHHH RENLY HELP ME AGGHHHH

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>>87151582
>HBO giving Vikings a run for its money
I'd watch it tbqh

>>87151411
Fuck off fatty.

>>87151582
>What if they include Victarion in it and just kill him off in the end to not mess with show continuity?
Then I'd be doubly pissed for how they handled Euron.

>>87151640
>herp derp im edgy
fuck off, some people cant help being large

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>>87151625
>gets killed by my #1 fangirl
>last thing in mind is me
I won the war of the five kings. If not realistically then morally.

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>>87151563
>Ironbank bows to Bobby
>In contact with NK
>Possesses warg-like abilities
>Controls westeros with an iron but fair fist
>Owns boars & whores globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities beyond the wall (Bobbygrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of wildfire research facilities on Earth
>First designer whores will in all likelihood be boar babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such levels have only existed deep in Asshai & Oldtown
>Ancient cave carvings tell of the one who will descend upon westeros and will bring an era of whores and unprecedented boars
>They own breastplate R&D labs around the world
>You likely have wine inside you right now
>Bobby is in regular communication with the targaryan whore and lancel, forwarding the word of God to the seven.
>learned fluent high valyrian in under a week
>7 kingdoms entrust their gold reserves with him. There’s no gold in Casterlyrock, only boars
>Bobby is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the age of heros to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plan yet.

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>>87151582
Please no more retarded Ironbabbies

>>87151582
id still rather see Dunk and Egg or Roberts Rebellion.

or Making the Eight with Sers Bronn and Payne

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>>87151661
*burps*

>>87151695
Make the 8 as a reality tv show

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>>87151661

>>87151259
Ohh God...Not this Cow again. You whales need to go back.

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>>87151671
>Stannis
>dead

>>87151259
GODS BESSIES TITS WERE STRONG THEN

>>87151661

Yes. They can stop eating and exercise. Are you a brainlet ?

>>87151379
Actor wasn't available and Furdik is cheap as fuck, he's a stunt guy

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Could Sauron destroy the Night King?

>>87151802
>magic manmore associated with a volcano

I'd say yes

>>87151285
THICC

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>>87151745
>he thinks shadowdemons are real
Renly's assassination was fake, he realized Stannis was truly the rightful king and is hiding out in the Citadel, fugging all the hot young maester apprentices

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>>87151745
this post never gets old stay based lad

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will we ever have our cleganebowl?

Why the fuck do the ironborn follow that weakling theon after that shameful display?

There was no sign of any doubt among any of them.

Do ironborn do as they please or as they like?

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>>87151607
AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>87151854
How shitty were her guards. And how lucky that the chain was exactly long enough.

With kingsguard like that it`s no wonder rulers of kings landing die like flies.

>>87151802
Since the night king likes to wear rings I`d say yes.

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>>87151845
Thank you, based eggposter.

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>One stone crumbles and another takes its place and the temple holds its form for a thousand years or more. And that's what the Iron Bank is, a temple. We all live in its shadow and almost none of us know it. You can't run from them, you can't cheat them, you can't sway them with excuses. If you owe them money and you don't want to crumble yourself, you pay it back.
What did he mean by this? Is this D&D giving us insight into how Jews control the world?

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>Sorry Cersei, I don't do that cuck shit
>oh and if you try to snap on me my men are ordered to join Dany if I die
>I'll be taking my fleet to another port, I know how much you like wildfire

Was there any writing choice that wasn`t complete shit this season?

>>87151411
OINK OINK Here fatty fat fat!

Is it a glandular problem?

>>87151997
Honestly I can't even remember any shit that happened before the ridiculous trek beyond the wall.

>>87151989
Accidental redpill.

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>>87152032
>>87151997
remember in season 6 when arya got stabbed and fell into a poop canal and then just slept it off?

>>87151661
So your going with Glandular problem. hahahahahahahahhaa

Bet you hate Trump too & blame him for you being a fat bitch lololol

>>87151235
why is she allowed to be so fat?

>>87151582
DANCE
OF
DRAGONS
PLUS
HOUR
OF
THE
WOLF
That's what I wanna see

>>87151582
Normies don't give a single flying shit about Greyjoys beyond Yara.

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>>87151235
Oh thanks euron. I guess we just never thought to build 1000 ships. all we needed was someone to tell us to do it. with all those trees we don't have

>>87152130
>all the faults in the show
>he picks the one that's telling retarded ironborn to not be retarded

>>87151854
>will we ever have our cleganebowl?

It would be consummate fanservice, so, yes we definitely will.

And the whole thing will be full of Whedonesque quipping. It'll be great.

>>87152032
Seriously...I honestly can't recall any other episodes in Season 7 before that. Shit. We're they REALLY that forgettable?

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Vote please
http://www.strawpoll.me/13829646

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>>87151235
WAIT, SHANSHA, HARRENHA-

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>>87151411
>get chemically castrated or drink some cyanide

You mean like you`re doing?

>doesn`t realize that overeating is poison
>doesn`t realize that obesity reduces fertility

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Why doesn't Lady Brienne call her Tarly banners she's the lord of?

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>>87152228
What if I don't vote? What are you gonna do about it?

>>87152228
fuck your captcha nigger

no one is going to bot your faggy polls

>>87152095
Dance of Dragons is honestly the most likely. I'm holding out hope that the show doing Golden Company in the final season is to set up a Blackfyre Rebellion show but it will likely be Dance of Dragons due to women and dragons.

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>>87151411

>>87152130
building ships like that took 6-12 months

I`m surprised cersei`s child isn`t born yet.

>>87152304
>due to women and dragons.
I liked it more for the backstabbing and yet another warning that internal division will destroy all of your power
Hour of the wolf just for one of the most badass moments of Stark history

>>87151411
>>87152255
If you think about it, people were trying to get you to stop poisoning and castrating yourself by overeating.

Why would Euron join Cersei? Lannisters lands are right off the coast of the Iron Isles, perfect for raiding.

Varys is a merman

>>87152228
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13829646
to be fair youre asking a echo chamber what we all know

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>tfw blatant wikifag
>constantly shit on D&D and say the books are so much better even though I haven't read a single page
>constantly complain about George taking forever with TWoW even though I'll literally never read it
>obnoxiously refer to book-only characters and talk about how they're my favorites despite the fact I haven't read a single line of dialogue from any of them
>constantly getting into arguments with showfags and using my superior enyclopedic knowledge of the books to blow them the fuck out
>in the rare chance I get in an argument with a real bookfag and they start roasting me with their actual in-depth knowledge I just cut all ties and start shitposting
Feels good lads

>>87152304
On the other hand if they make a Blackfyre Rebellion they might end up drawing some parallels between Aegon the Unworthy with all his bastards and Robert, maybe throw in 3 eyed raven's origin story

>>87152263
>Brienne
>Tarly

WEW

>>87152371
The backstabbing could make great drama like early seasons of GoT

>>87151997
biggest dissapoinment for me is dragonstone, literally every dialog there was shit

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>>87152305
>first of her size

>>87152448
>Island of Tarly
???

>>87152461
The Blood and Cheese scene would be great desu

>>87152493
>>Island of Tarly
>???

WEW

>>87151259
Holy shit Bessie.

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>>87152066
It`s about as memorable as when quasimodo pulled a cartman and fed the Frey`s scott tenormans pubes or something.

K I N O
I
N
O
https://youtu.be/p4FryTzcfJA

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>>87152305
>mother of burgers

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Was he autistic?

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>>87152263
>Lady Brienne
>Lord of
>Tarly
is this bate or just your typical jonerys post trying to be smart ?

>>87152032
Hotpie indirectly saves Cersei and condemns all of Westeros
The blood of millions is on his plump hands

>>87152550

OYSTERS CLAMS AND KEKOLDS

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>>87152572
> “Renly offered me a peach. At our parley. Mocked me, defied me, threatened me, and offered me a peach. I thought he was drawing a blade and went for mine own. Was that his purpose, to make me show fear? Or was it one of his pointless jests? When he spoke of how sweet the peach was, did his words have some hidden meaning?”

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>>87152448
>Brienne
>Tarly

>>87152223
The only thing I remember was the Jaime vs Dany fight.

>>87152609
IS THAT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR QUEEN

>>87152550
Weren't the Frey pies implied in the book tho?

>>87151337
I swear, boarposting is way better than the original show.

>>87152609
>That entire cockless army exchange
>Weere fooked!
Is it just me or has the dialogue's weight for this show degraded a lot.

Do all the people at the house of black and white live their or nah? Do they have showers and bathrooms? What is their tax policy? Do they have a gift shop? https://youtu.be/p4FryTzcfJA

>>87152417
Same, only thing I feel I'm missing is Dany getting fucked by guys and lezing with her female freed slave.

>>87152674
There was a time when Pycelle's fart would be the low point of the whole episode, if not season
Nowadays it would sty at the same level as all the rest of the dialogue

>>87152674
>it all ends in cock
>season ends with Jon fucking Dany and Night King penetrating Westeros' hymen and flooding it with him men with the intent of making more

It really is just cocks

>>87152674
its quite enough for the kind of audience

>Tfw gonna be Jon Snow for halloween

Name a comfier costume than a man of the Nights Watch?

LET ME GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS

I'VE POSTED THIS MANY TIMES ON /GOT/ but I'll have to post it again.

Euron will be the Big Bad in the South, like how the White Walkers are the Big Bad in the North.

Jon and Daenerys will exhaust themselves in vanquishing the Night King, but then they will be soundly defeated by King Euron Greyjoy, the Iron King on the Iron Throne.

in the same fashion that William the Conqueror defeated Harold after the Norwegians distracted him

IN THE RECENT EPISODE THE MAESTERS REVEALED THAT THERE WAS A PROPHECY BY A MAN NAMED LODOS WHICH CLAIMED THAT THE "DROWNED GOD" WOULD DESTROY AEGON TARGARYEN

and what is Jon's real name...Aegon!

the final scene of the series will be

>Euron as the final victor
>Jon Snow's head on a pike to his left
>Dany's head on a pike to his right
>Tyrion's skull used as a footstool, with three dragon skulls surrounding him
>Dust of the Night's King in a transparent glass box next to the throne
>Cersei, Sansa, and Melisandre on a leash as salt wives
>Sam as an enslaved Maester forced to write up works glorifying Euron and depicting the events of the series, titled "A Song of Ice and Fire"


>and at the last episode, Arya attempts an assassination attempt on Euron, but Jaqen suddenly appears to kill her, avenging his WAIFu and frustrating millions of normies who want justice served to Euron

BANK ON IT. SCREENCAP THIS. I KNOW D&D WILL WANT AN EDGELORD ENDING TO THEIR EDGELORD SHOW TO PISS OFF THE NORMIES. THEY DO NOT NEED NORMIE APPROVAL AFTER THEY'RE DONE WITH THE SHOW. LAST YEAR I WAS SPECULATING ABOUT EURON AND ACCURATELY PREDICTED THAT IT WOULD MAKE SENSE FOR HIM TO KILL THE SAND SNAKES THIS SEASON, SO ONE OF MY PREDICTIONS HAS ALREADY COME TRUE. I AM ALSO AN EXPERT PREDICTOR IN MANY OTHER THINGS, WINNING TENS OF THOUSANDS OF $ BETTING ON POLITICAL OUTCOMES AND I HAVE AN IQ NORTH OF 160

Friendly reminder that JoNsA will be canon.

https://youtu.be/Ep8dVrlaDlI

>>87152857
going as scott pilgrim in a teeshirt and adidas

>>87152674
It's definitely traded a lot of subtlety for raunchy humor. It makes some sense when you consider that Bronn, Euron, and the like are actually important characters now, but it's probably just because dabids don't have Martin's writing to draw from anymore.

>>87152550
DELETE THIS

MAISIE IS BEAUTIFUL

>>87152857
>get a few females of various ages to dress in rags
>dress up as Craster

>>87152917
I AM A GODLY MAN

>>87152883
NO...
ONE'S...
SICK AS EURON

>>87152884
>I definitely can see Jon sleeping with D@ny to buy the North’s (and therefore Sansa, Bran and Arya’s) safety and freedom. Of course Sansa would understand. She knows what it is like to need something from someone (like Baeless) and have nothing but herself to trade for (see S05 when Baeless kisses her and she doesn’t try to push him away).
>And of course she would pity D@ny, in a way. She is a woman, tricked by Jon just like Sansa was by other men (Joffrey, for example). I’m sorry, but I don’t really understand what you mean about Loras, could you please explain? I would really like to discuss that point.

>And of course she would be heartbroken for Jon. That he had to endure the same sort of trials and tribulations (to say the least) she had. And even without the incest bit, I think that is a lesser matter.

>You have put it amazingly and I couldn’t agree more. Though, as I said before, I would rather they just had sex for the heck of it WITHOUT Jon selling the North. Sansa would understand that, because he is her brother and all, and D@ny is beautiful, yadayadayada. But since he bent the knee I really hope Jon is playing her. For me, the greatest betrayal was selling his home, not sleeping with D@ny.

It's happening as we speak, lads

>>87152958
NO ONE'S DICK'S LIKE EURON'S

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>>87152915
"My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer and I have my mind...and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone if it is to keep its edge. That's why I read so much Jon Snow." - Tyrion (Season 1)

"We're fucked." Tyrion (Season 7)

What a shame.

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>>87151671

>Renly
>morally

good keks were had

>>87152883
>Cersei, Sansa, and Melisandre on a leash as salt wives
Fucking kek, that would be hilarious.

>>87152958
>>87152995
No one's ship's as incredibly thick as Euron's

>>87152883
I dont think Euron will choose Cersei over Dany to keep alive as his wife

>>87152995
>>87152958
NO ONE'S NEPHEW ABANDONS A SHIP LIKE EURON'S

>>87152674
Well all the big players left are pretty much literally sub 25-yo kids.

>>87152883

what is dead may never die

>>87152883

>implying Sam won't be Euron's sex slave

The books already show that Ironborn like nothing better than raping maesters

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>>87152883
Lodos said Aegon the Conqueror, not Aegon the resurrected

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>>87152999
"Ten thousand of your children perished in my palm, Your Grace. Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all pale sticky princes. You claimed your rights, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs."

"Her loins ached from the urgency of his love making. It was a good ache."

"Was there ever a woman with nipples so large or so responsive? He could hardly look at them without wanting to grab them, to suckle them until they were hard and wet and shiny"

"Ser Alliser Thorne walked from the room so stiffly it looked as though he had a dagger up his butt".

"The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit."

"The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing."

"She was sopping wet when he entered her. “Damn you,” she said. “Damn you damn you damn you.” He sucked her nipples till she cried out half in pain and half in pleasure. Her cunt became the world."

>"HER CUNT BECAME THE WORLD."

"And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast."

"Men call me Darkstar, and I am of the night."

"Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew."

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I miss Ned and Bobby b. fampais.

>>87151259
THANK GOD FOR BESSIE...AND HER TITS!

>>87153027
He said his dream was to marry the most beautiful woman in the world. Cersei just happened to be the queen. I think he's gonna go full Dany next season.

>>87151914

Normally, you'd have this in a set-up controlled by someone, do fit some purpose.

Here, they think it's a good idea to shock and threaten Mad Queen 1, making sure it fits by milimeterers, thanks to Sandors eyeballing-ability.

Nothing matters anymore, even if this is a minor example.

(no guarantee either that the head doesn't just pop off with the force of the halting, and promplty bites Cercei or some shit)

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>87153058
>Eggon is literally conquering the north of the wall as we speak

>>87152657
They make choices about what and who to include.

After all, in the show there is no
>Dickon Manwoody
>Yellow Dick
>Beardless Dick
>Dick Crabb
>Dick Straw
>Grover, Elmo and Kermit Tully.

I wish I was joking. I`d make fun of people calling him a new tolkien,but then I remember the shitty tolkien dwarf names.

>>87153067
Tbh I thought cersei being a cumulus was a fitting scene and an interesting look into her mind

I know you're just memeing but still

>>87153067
>"The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit."
Guess he would be an expert on that

>>87151235
Holy shit the whole thing with little finger was the weakest writing I have ever seen.

>>87153159
more likely he's still conquering his aunt's pussy on that boat

>>87153010
Can you imagine the normie outrage tho? Think about it. IT would be glorious!

>>87153247
>!

fucking kill yourself

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We all know about NedxCat, but did you know JonSa has parallels to JaimexBrienne as well?

>>87153224
...SHANSHA

>>87153163
>shitty tolkien dwarf names.
Most of them were taken directly from Snorri's Edda's list of Dwarves names desu
Plenty of Tolkien works are direct reinterpretations of old myths (see Hurin Turambar vs the Nibelung's ring stories)

>>87151671
>its moral to let a faggot talk you into betraying your brother and destroying both your houses

>>87152883
Can someone actually write this

>>87153033
Except the man of my dreams that I would do so many things to. Soooo man thing. Sandor is not a little boy. He's a MAN. And I love him

>>87153159
i thought he did that on season 6

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https://youtu.be/nmMaZXAahCs
Reeeeee I don't want to wait

>>87153281
Jonsacucks, Joneryscucks, Jaimebriennecucks. They're all cancer.

>>87152992
I doubt it. Dany's the only one shorter than Jon.

>>87153281
Either kys or leave

>>87153297
Name it leaked script: season 8 episode 6?

>>87153386
yes pls

>>87153275
You're thinking about it, aren't you. You people would off yourselves I hope

>>87152777
There was a time when they had extra pycelle scenes that they cut from the series because they had quality control and knew it was good to make some extra stuff.

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>>87153281
I liked Jon and Yiggrette a lot more than Jonsa or Jonerys, their love was a lot more fun.

>>87152992
The Great Delusion

I don't think purer tears will be possible by the series finale where Jon will still be with Dany and Sansa never crossed his mind

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>>87152992
>D@ny

>>87153302
And he isn't a major player either.

>>87153283
Just one tiny accusation with no proof and he shattered like glass.
It was even weaker than the whole Dany and Jon falling in love bit.

>>87153404
>,
>.

jesus christ you really NEED to kys

>>87153412
>Jon and Yiggrette
The fact that they were actually dating added a lot to the chemistry too.

Whats next for CIA ?

>>87153462
And you need to go back! Land whale. twat

>>87153412
Jon and Ygritte worked pretty well, and made him more interesting. Val and Dany would never achieve the same feels as them did

>>87153469
They had 2 seasons to develop as well. Dany and Jon had like six episodes. And really didn't do much as characters until the last two. Although they were pretty good in those two episodes.

>>87153478
Not Harrenhal for sure.

>>87153423
It'll happen in the books, lad. Someone just told their class it will, do you have the same type of conviction. I don't think so.

>Today in college I told a whole class why Jon and Sansa will happen. Proud?

JoNsA will sail proud and free, while all your ships will sink.

>>87153478
James Joyce
>My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

jon was such a worthless piece of shit this season. even jonautist disappeared somewhere

>>medieval people know there are thousands of potential children in sperm


God damn

>>87153067
Say what you will but the Jaime/Cersei sept scene was beautiful

why should I care azor ahai in the show when i don't even remember hearing about it once while watching

>>87151235
why is Dany so cute?

>>87153730
The one where they fuck on their sons dead body?

>>87153793
You shouldn't its just the blasphemous belief of fire demon worshipers

>>87152883
>IN THE RECENT EPISODE THE MAESTERS REVEALED THAT THERE WAS A PROPHECY BY A MAN NAMED LODOS WHICH CLAIMED THAT THE "DROWNED GOD" WOULD DESTROY AEGON TARGARYEN

What did he mean by this?

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Is he a brad or a chad, /tv/?

>>87153592
Sansafaggotry was a mistake

But D&D will deliver us from jonsafags yet again as will George

1991 ending will save us. Back before it got bloated, back when Sansa was just some cumdump for Joffrey who was supposed to regret shit and Jon wanted to fuck tough women who'd slice your neck if you tried to do shit to them.

>>87153920
Urine will kill Jon so Dany can marry someone else and Sansa can be Queen in da Norf

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Alright, a couple of reasons why they won't fucking do Dance of the Dragons, even if it's rad as fuck.
>the woman loses
>to literally 'the lads'
>led by Kermit Tully
>whose father was Elmo
>whose father was Grover
>way too many dragons (muh budget)
>mostly just war

>>87154013
He's a lad.

>>87153920
The child Eggon sired on the boat will be the end of him.

>>87154023
They had Joffery mention Ser Duncan when he read the White Book.

Duncan and Egg could be done on a decent budget.

>>87154023
Do it as an animation instead of acted shit to cut down dragon costs.

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>>87153592

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>>87154038

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>>87152883
Would the mad man do such a thing?

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>>87154023
Where the FUCK are my blackbros at??????

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>>87154136
he could

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>>87154013
definitely chad

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>>87154138
blackbois all day every day, greens are weens

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>>87154023
>>led by Kermit Tully
>>whose father was Elmo

>>87153827
Have you read it? It was patrician twincest

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>>87154138
hng, it's tough, i'm a Baratheon man but MUH RIGHTFUL QUEEN

legitimately torn

>>87154023
they're going to do Aegon's conquest. They gave us the end act of A Song of Ice and Fire, now they're going to give us the beginning. Plus 3 dragons is within their budget, and the fucking normies love SLAAAAAAAAAY ACTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOON, over political intrigue.

>>87153592
Jon loves Arya you stupid faggot

>>87154023
They could do a Balckfyre series, ending with the nine penny kings tying up with some of GoT's characters

>>87154225
Dany looks pretty hot there. Did they do something with her makeup?

>>87154225
>tfw Viserys looks better than his caveman brother Rheagar

>>87154333
gave her that sweet beggar king look that all the valyrians are hollering about

>>87154293
Wonder how they'll react when one of the queens and a dragon will be slain by Dornish snakes and even Aegon gets smashed by plebeian guerrilla tactics

>>87154375
So is it confirmed that Viserys sold his boipucci around Essos to provide for him and his sister?

>>87154423
illyrio is an absolute jew, no doubt he whored out our sweet prince

>>87154411
They'll probably omit the part where Rhaenys gets rekt by a literal old woman and end the spin off after Torren Stark bends the knee and the iron throne is created.

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>>87154023
>yfw they make Rhaenyra the hero of the story because "muh wyminz"

>>87151989
It's weird because the economical make up of the setting, assuming it's like early medieval times, doesn't really lends itself to the existence of such an entity.

>>87154023
>a Baratheon lost to a fucking fish named Kermit

All in favor of stripping House Baratheon of all Chad status say aye

>>87154639
They're going to do the Maester conspiracy next season

Why do you think they introduced the Citadel even though Sam hardly did anything there?

>>87154538
Rhaenyra was literally, factually, actually, truthfully, and indeed canonically the rightful queen

>>87154546
What if Dany goes on a iron crusade to destroy the bank after she sits on the iron throne? Would be an easy way to get all the dothraki back home too.

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>>87154676
Rather than lower the Stag, raise the fish

>>87154496
>that part where Aegon duels a Dornish jester

>>87154639

Robert's Rebellion wasn't about some thot running away but was about the mad king killing the two starks then demanding Arryn hand over Ned and bobby

>>87153067
>"Men call me Darkstar, and I am of the night."
but that one was actually good though

>>87154771
>literal fanfiction material was good

>>87154738
>SMASH CAPITALISM!
>YAAS QUEEN!
I mean, why not?

>>87154742
Never.

>Grover
>Kermit
>Elmo

Forever a shitstain House

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>>87151318

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>>87154784
care to say that to my face?

>>87154784
Well it's been good enough for 2 whole seasons now.

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>>87154784
>these are the mongs you share a general with

>>87154823
Who would win, Aruiya Saturuku or Darkustah?

>>87154763
Bran did say it was an important part of it in the last episode though.

>>87154813
Everyone wins, commies got that fantasy, alt-pepes can have they redpill fantasy and it's literally better than Euron the Final boss for everyone else.

>>87154927

Bran is an autist who enjoys watching his sister be raped. He is wrong

>>87154817
why did he get so lazy with the names?

>>87154813
>Destroying some bank means destroying capitalism
t.retard

>>87154784
hes literally just saying hes the opposite of arthur dayne the "sword of the morning"

its not an edgy thing

>>87155025
iirc in an old interview from the early 2000s Georgie said that the Tully's were his least favorite.

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>wait years for Dany to start her conquest
>all that meereen garbage and then spinning her wheels the last few seasons
>show is now rushed
>like one episode of her actually out there fighting Westeros, which was the highest rated episode just about everywhere
T-Thanks I guess

>>87153412
maybe because they actually had fucking chemistry, banter, discussions, arguments and got to learn about each other before falling in love rather than falling in love because a bunch of 3rd party characters claim theyre in love

>>87155032
I'm mocking what normies would say.

>>87155155
t.normie scum

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>>87155080
END ME NOW :'(

>>87155165
blackfish was the only decent thing to come out of the tullies and then they killed him for no reason

>>87155165
at least they have the coolest armor

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>>87151285

Who keeps posting these on freefolk?

https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/6xbaad/this_dragon_doesnt_accommodate_my_size_diabeetus/

>>87152401
? - Dany - Missandei - ? - Cersei
Melly - Eagon - Tyrion - ?
? - Sansa - Ramsey - Eddard - ?

Who can fill this in?

>>87155250
t faceblind

Olenna, Dany, Miss Andy, Theon, Cersei, Smelly Melly, Jon, Tyrion, Arya, Robb, Salsa, Ramsay, Ned, Drogo

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Why doesn't he kick that dumb little girl off the throne for himself?

>>87155140
The set up was very bad. The end result was good. Most fans didn't really care how they got there so long as they got there. It's the result of a rush job, like everything else this season. That being said, I'm still a fan because it turned Dany into a much better character.

>>87154927
>The absolute state of shartmerican show retards

>>87155359

He doesn't think he deserves it and i don't think hes been pardoned for slave trading yet

>>87152883
You type like a Baby Boomer on Craigslist

>>87155359
She'd kick his ass, the little lady is a BADASS!

>>87155359
She'd whoop his ass.

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best boy rolling through

>>87153067
The scene where tyrion gets his cock out when he marries sansa is pretty bad.

>>87155483
I like this pasta

>>87155397
the entire thing felt bad

they had no chemistry, they still barely know each other, and then it just cuts to them banging.

i mean I could believe it because theyre both attractive people, so sure, but the show is trying to imply there's some sort of deeper connection there.

it's anakin and padme tier.

>>87155080
>his most favourite (targs) are objectively the worst
>his least favourite are objectively the best
what did fatty mean by this?

>>87155531
What its kike?
I always thought it was kyke like dyke

>>87154872
>He looked in the Mirror and thought it would be a good idea to make a picture of this cringey abnomination

>>87155429
shartmericans on suicide watch

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>>87155552
He has a shit-tier taste.

Also:
>GURM gets cucked by redhead called Lisa Tuttle
>created OC redhead called Lysa Tully

Bravo

>>87155557
>What its kike?
>being this new

>>87151506
don't forget he is an actual Baron or something like that

>>87155590
>T. FAT SPIC ON THAT PHOTO

>>87155626
fuck off newfag

>>87155483
I think you're projecting anon

>>87155758
fuck off newfag

>>87155673
I feel like this is a false-flag trying to make the alt-right seem dumb

>>87154013
Chad but not as much as Brandon, Bobby and Rhaegar

>>87155601
is LF another self-insert then?

>>87155795
Rhaegar wasn't a Chad, just some autist that looked really good.

>>87155527
> they had no chemistry, they still barely know each other, and then it just cuts to them banging

You're not gonna get a big charm offensive from the Ice Queen and Captain Broodypants. Although Dany seems to show more emotion this season then she ever has. The stuff they did in the later episodes was cute.

>the show is trying to imply there's some sort of deeper connection there

Yeah, that was a huge flaw. I agree.

>it's anakin and padme tier

Nah, people actually like this couple. It's all anyone is talking about.

I mean I get and even agree with a lot of the criticisms. But I'm willing to overlook a lot of it because they were pretty cute in the later episodes and it made Dany into a better character. Whatever flaws it had, I'm willing to overlook because of the rush job. Because everything else this season had this problem.

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>>87155817
Yes, it's exactly what he wishes he was.

Soooo... are john and Danny gonna make an incest baby and become the new cerci Jamie couple?
Or have I misunderstood something here

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Remember me ?

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>>87151259

>>87155882
Ah yes, another vague magical character that talks in riddles. Yes very nice bravo GURM.

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>>87153592
Not so fast, Jonsafag.

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>>87155860
>the glasses
what did they mean by this?

>>87155826
>good at everything he does
>so good looking that he made other 10/10 men look like shit
>everyone except Bobby has nothing but good things to say about him
He was a Chad.

If anything Bobby and Brandon were Brads.

>>87155952
She's waited so many years.

Fatleesi is in trouble

>>87155527
It's a relationship based on physical attraction, as well as respect for each other. Yeah it needed a few more scenes before the rescue mission, but after that, it's not hard to see why he'd fall for such a girl. It's also not hard to see why she likes him. He's shown bravery, selflessness, devotion to a much higher cause than himself and not a needy child like Jorah or Daario. He's every bit a King out of fairy tales.

Honestly to me, it's nowhere near Anakin and Padme, which was like a mother watching over her autistic son, who grew way too obsessed with his caretaker.

>>87155952
Everyone in this show has aged like milk

>>87155774
>alt-right
>((("""alt-right""")))
"""alt-right""" doesn't exist. it's literally just a spook, a spectre, a phantom, a MEME, a strawman, invented by media shills and controlled-opposition KIKES like ((("""richard spencer"""))) to serve as a distracting boogeyman figure that they can use against anyone who opposes their jewish kike cuck shit
"""alt-right""" only exists in the media and the minds of brainwashed controlled-opposition retards from reddit.
but you already knew that, you JEWISH KIKE. go back to your CTR SHAREBLUE sharia law psyop cuck shill containment board, you JEWISH KIKE
>>>/vg/utg

>>87155817
>>87155860
Did this happen to Gurm?

>Catelyn and Petyr danced six dances that night, but when he tried to kiss her, she pushed him away and laughed at him

>>87155984
Chad isn't about just being good at things and looking good. It's a whole mentality and way of life. Rhaegar was an autist who managed to be successful because magical anime genes.

>>87151259
where are you getting these pics from?

>>87155826
He's more like a Christian Grey than some Chad. Excelled at everything, super handsome, high status, etc. Very dreamy.

>>87156086

>>87156086

have HBO officially declared Tyene Sand to be dead?

You sure that's Robb?

Robb's actor has brown eyes this guy has blue.

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>>87156002
I doubt a fat slob like him can dance. Probably did try to kiss her and she leaned back due to the wretched stench of roasted onions in his mouth.

I've honestly never seen anyone as ugly as GURM.

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>>87156095
GOD FUCKING DAMN YOU FUCMIN DANYFAG
THREE HUNDRED AND TEN. THREE. TEN.
310 POSTS IS BUMP LIMIT STOP MAKING THE FUCKING THREAD EARLY AGGGGHHHH

>>87155500
is it fat pink mast tier though?

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>>87155988
>tfw we know they will never entertain this plot in the show, it will all be jonerys wankfest from now on

>>87155359
Does Dany know Jorah was a filthy slaver?

>>87155882

Dropped plotlines general

>>87156023
so basically the dream for inhabitants of this general

>>87154705
filler

>>87156175
i think he told her in like season 1 but she just took it in her stride because everybody in essos is a subhuman.

>>87155403
He did get a pardon from Bobby but he refused it and chose to waifu a girl that has fucked three other men since he met her.

>>87155601
Lots of authors base stuff from personal experiences, however naming two characters after Harry Potter and having them both killed just because he was butthurt that Rowling beat him for some stupid award is incredibly childish.

>>87156333
what do you expect? he's a childless old fatty who describes his heroine's bowel movements. pitiful, really.

>>87156333
>naming two characters after Harry Potter and having them both killed just because he was butthurt that Rowling beat
???

>>87156033
plz type that much to me

>>87156585
fuck off cuckkike

>>87156436
There are four Harrys in ASOIAF, one is a dead minor character, the other three are still alive.

The one Potter character is also alive.

So, >>87156333

fuck off

>>87157564
>tumblr spacing

>>87157616
>he's wrong so he decides to get upset about sentence spacing